♪ And school comes along just to end it

♪ 學校的到來只是為了結束這一切

♪ So the annual problem for our generation

我們這一代人的年度問題

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it

是找到一個很好的方式來度過它

♪ Like maybe...

也許...

♪ Building a rocket

建造火箭

♪ Or fighting a mummy

♪ 或與木乃伊搏鬥

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

或登上埃菲爾鐵塔

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist

發現不存在的東西

Hey!

嘿！

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower

或者給猴子洗澡

♪ Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots

衝浪潮汐，創造納米機器人

♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain

# 或者找到弗蘭肯斯坦的大腦 # # Or locating Frankenstein's brain #

It's over here!

在這裡

♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent

尋找渡渡鳥，描繪大陸

♪ Or driving our sister insane

或者讓我們的姐姐發瘋

Phineas!

菲尼亞斯

♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do

正如你所看到的，有很多事情要做

♪ Before school starts this fall

今年秋季開學前

Come on, Perry!

來吧，佩裡

♪ So stick with us

♪ So stick with us

♪ 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

因為菲尼亞斯和費佈會做這一切

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all ♪

So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

媽媽，Phineas 和 Ferb 正在製作標題序列！

But, Mom, it's true.

但是，媽媽，這是真的。

The boys built an elevator to the moon in the backyard today.

今天，孩子們在後院搭起了通往月球的電梯。

Last time I checked, the yard was noticeably moon-elevator-free.

上次我檢查的時候，院子裡明顯沒有月亮電梯。

But -

但是

It's true. We were up there.

是真的我們在上面

Ferb did the whole "one giant step" thing.

費伯做了 "一大步 "的事情。

Check out this moon stuff we brought back.

看看我們帶回的登月用品

Hmm?

嗯？

Oh, you boys are so adorable.

哦，你們倆真可愛。

Ugh! You don't believe it.

唉！你不會相信的

I'm so over this.

我受夠了

Oh, Candace, revel in your brothers' imagination.

哦，坎迪斯，盡情享受你哥哥們的想象力吧。

Makes life so much more fun.

讓生活更有趣

(yawn)

（哈欠）

Pushing the boundaries of time and space

突破時空界限

sure makes a guy tired.

肯定會讓人疲憊不堪。

See? How fun is that?

看到了嗎？這多有趣啊？

Night, boys.

晚安，孩子們

Night, mopey.

晚安，悶悶不樂

(mimics) See? How fun is that?

(看到了嗎？ 這多有趣啊？

(sighs) If only they'd believe me...

(如果他們相信我......

Look at this. I got a traffic ticket

看看這個。我收到了一張交通罰單

from that camera they installed across the street.

他們在街對面安裝的攝像頭拍到的。

Oh, that blasted device picks up

哦，那個該死的設備能接收到

everything on the block 24 hours a day.

一天 24 小時不間斷地處理街區內的一切事務。

(Mom) Doesn't it run out of tape?

(媽媽）錄音帶不會用完嗎？

Oh, no. It's on a compressed CD thingamabob.

不是吧它在一張壓縮 CD 上。

It can store months of digital video.

它可以存儲數月的數字視頻。

Video.

視頻

Hon, you know we drive on the right.

親愛的，你知道我們靠右行駛。

Yes, yes, so you keep telling me.

是的，是的，你一直這麼跟我說。

Gotcha!

抓到你了

(snoring)

（鼾聲）

(device vibrates)

(設備振動）

(♪ spy theme)

(♪ 間諜主題)

Excellent trick, Agent P.

絕招，P 探員。

Sorry to disturb you at this late hour,

很抱歉這麼晚打擾您、

but we are about to give you the most important mission of your career.

但我們即將賦予你職業生涯中最重要的使命。

Our computer indicates that a city security camera

我們的電腦顯示，一個城市監控攝像頭

located near your civilian hideout

在你的平民藏身處附近

has recorded your comings and goings as a secret agent.

記錄了你作為特工的來來往往。

It's crucial to the agency's security

這對機構的安全至關重要

that you get those recordings

讓您獲得這些錄音

and bring them back to HQ for special disposal.

並帶回總部進行特殊處理。

(Candace) Heh-heh-heh-heh. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

(嘿 -嘿 -嘿 嘿 -嘿 -嘿

(continues giggling)

（繼續傻笑）

(♪ hums)

(♪ 嗡嗡聲)

I'm just borrowing this.

我只是借用一下。

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

La -la -la

(gasps) There it is! The elevator to the moon.

(就在那兒 通往月球的電梯

Ha!

哈

And the time they built the roller coaster

他們建造雲霄飛車的那次

and the beach

和海灘

and the roller rink!

和旱冰場！

(squealing)

（尖叫聲）

(muffled manic laughter)

（低沉狂躁的笑聲）

Can it be? Actual proof?

可以嗎？實際證據？

Everything they've done over the summer?

他們在夏天所做的一切？

Oh, Perry, it's so beautiful!

哦，佩裡，太美了！

Candace, you OK?

坎迪斯 你還好嗎

Your muffled emotion woke us up.

你低沉的情緒喚醒了我們。

Whatcha watchin'?

你在看什麼？

Oh, just a little summer mini-series called

哦，只是一部名為

"evidence."

"證據"

Oh, cool. Our moon elevator. Mom would love this.

哦，酷我們的月球電梯媽媽會喜歡的

I wonder if she's still up. Let's show her.

不知道她是否還沒睡讓她看看

Yes! Let's show Mom.

好啊讓媽媽看看

Oh, Perry, Perry, Perry.

哦，佩裡，佩裡，佩裡

I will remember this night always.

我會永遠記住這個夜晚。

Just think - on this very computer

想想看，就在這臺電腦上

are the deliciously incriminating images

是美味的罪證圖片

from that CD I borrowed

從我借來的那張 CD 上

that will finally bust my brothers.

這將最終打垮我的兄弟們。

(laughs maniacally)

（狂笑）

(Mom) All right, Candace, what's going on in there?

(好了，坎迪斯，裡面怎麼了？

Mom, I finally got the evidence that will prove that -

媽媽，我終於拿到了可以證明這一點的證據--

Oh, not this again!

哦，又來了！

Show me in the morning.

明天早上給我看

(Phineas) How's 7:00 sound?

(7點怎麼樣？

And you too. Outta here.

還有你離開這裡

We're gonna pencil her in for 7:30.

我們把她安排在7: 30 We're gonna pencil her in for 7: 30.

Nine.

九

Make that 9:00.

九點鐘方向

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Doofenshmirtz 邪惡公司

♪ After hours ♪

下班後

What is it?

是什麼？

Oh-Oh, Perry the Platypusss.

鴨嘴獸佩裡

Uh, hold on one second.

等一下

What? The pressures of an evil life.

什麼壓力？邪惡生活的壓力。

I need a grind guard.

我需要一個研磨護罩。

Wait a minute. Why are you here?

等一下你怎麼會在這裡？

You're not due to shatter my plans till tomorrow.

你明天才會打破我的計劃。

Oh, come on in.

進來吧

Hi. I'm Norm.

嗨，我是諾姆

That's it? You just want to borrow Norm, my giant robot man?

就這樣？你只是想借用我的巨型機器人諾姆？

Fine. Knock yourself out. I'm going back to bed.

好吧隨便你我要回去睡覺了

Just so you know, he's a little low on oil.

你要知道，他的油有點少。

Oh, and-and, Perry the Platypus...

哦，還有鴨嘴獸佩裡...

I don't want to see one scratch on that mathine.

我可不想看到馬賽線上有任何劃痕。

Hi. I'm Norm.

嗨，我是諾姆

Hey, Candace, Ferb wants to get started

嘿，坎迪斯，費伯想開始了

on the multimedia presentation for Mom.

為媽媽做多媒體演示。

Can we borrow the CD?

能把 CD 借給我們嗎？

No way, Phineas.

沒門，菲尼亞斯

There's no way I'm lettin' this baby out of my sight.

我絕對不會讓這孩子離開我的視線

This is the single greatest moment in my life,

這是我一生中最偉大的時刻、

and there is nothing you little creeps can do to take it away from me.

你們這些小爬蟲根本無法把它從我身邊奪走。

Hello, children. I'll take that.

你好，孩子們我來拿

My name is Norm.

我叫諾姆

What was... that?

那是......什麼？

I don't know, but it was cool.

我不知道，但這很酷。

(Mom) Keep it down!

(小聲點

So... you guys didn't make that?

所以......不是你們做的？

No, but I want one.

沒有，但我想要一個。

But that thing ran off with my disk! My evidence!

但那東西帶著我的磁盤跑了我的證據

Don't worry, Candace. We'll help you get it back.

別擔心 坎黛絲我們會幫你拿回來的

You guys would help me bust you?

你們會幫我抓你嗎？

Sure, if it'll make ya happy.

當然，只要你高興。

Plus, battling a giant robot -

此外，與巨型機器人作戰

how cool is that?

多酷啊

Excellent.

好極了

Let's go kick some robot heinie!

我們去揍機器人吧

What a lovely evening.

多麼美好的夜晚

There he is!

他來了

Uh-oh. We need to get the lead out.

啊哦我們得把鉛取出來

Switching to hyper-transportation mode.

切換到超級運輸模式。

We're gonna need a faster bike.

我們需要一輛更快的自行車

Any word from Agent P?

P探員有消息嗎？

No, sir.

不，先生

So I guess all we can do is wait.

所以我想我們能做的只有等待。

And hope, sir.

還有希望，先生。

And hope.

還有希望

And also wait.

還要等待。

I already did "wait," Karl.

我已經 "等 "過了，卡爾。

Did we do "hope"?

我們有 "希望 "嗎？

Ohh.

哦

I didn't become a major so I could sweat out

我當少校不是為了出汗

a vaudeville routine with an intern.

和一個實習生的雜耍表演。

Of course not, sir.

當然不是，先生。

So, anyone know any good songs?

有誰知道什麼好歌？

How about you, Agent D?

你呢，D探員？

(barks)

（吠聲）

Agent C?

C 探員？

(squawks)

（叫聲）

(clucking)

（咯咯）

Karl, remind me again why all the agents are animals.

卡爾，再提醒我一次，為什麼所有特工都是動物？

(female computerized voice) Estimated time to destination,

(預計到達目的地的時間、

3.05 minutes.

3.05 分鐘

(Norm) We'll be there in no time!

(諾姆）我們馬上就到！

(female computerized voice) Warning: oil level low.

(警告：機油液位低。

I could sure use an oily beverage.

我確實需要一杯油性飲料。

(♪ folk)

(♪ 民間)

♪ And the kitty goes...

小貓去...

(meows)

（喵）

♪ And the owl goes...

貓頭鷹去...

(hoots)

（噓聲）

♪ And the doggy goes...

♪ And the doggy goes...

(barks)

（吠聲）

♪ And the turkey goes...

火雞...

♪ And the turkey goes...

火雞...

Ahem.

咳咳。

Sir, we lost Agent T last November.

長官，我們去年11月失去了T探員

Ooh. Right. Ahem.

哦Right.Ahem.

(♪ continues playing)

(♪ Continue playing)

♪ And that's how the animals go, go, go

♪ 動物就是這樣走啊走啊走

♪ And that's how the animals go ♪

♪ And that's how the animals go ♪

OK, everyone, one more time with feeling.

好了，各位，帶著感情再來一次。

(squawks)

（叫聲）

Good thing we had this extra rocket engine, huh?

幸好我們還有這個額外的火箭引擎，是吧？

Whoop, here we go again.

又來了

Uh-oh. Someone forgot to replace the oil cap.

啊哦。有人忘了更換機油蓋。

I guess I'm walking.

我想我在走路。

Aah!

啊

Go get him, Ferb!

去抓他，費伯

Hey, kids, this is not a gymnasium.

孩子們，這裡不是體育館。

Boy, I'm sure in a pickle.

天哪，我肯定是陷入困境了。

Whoo-hoo!

嗚呼！

Perhaps I should have worn cleats.

也許我應該穿上鞋墊。

Candace, help! The oil! I-I'm slipping!

坎迪斯 救命油我在打滑

I'm coming! Hold on, Phineas!

我來了堅持住，菲尼亞斯

Candace!

坎迪斯

(sighs)

（嘆氣）

But, Candace, the disk. You didn't save it.

但是 坎黛絲 磁盤你沒存起來

What? And let you fall?

什麼？讓你掉下去？

You may be a pain, but you are my brother.

你可能很討厭，但你是我的兄弟。

Besides, I still have that big rocket for evidence.

此外，我還有那枚大火箭作為證據。

What happened to the rocket?

火箭怎麼了？

Hmm. Good thing we got off of that, huh?

嗯幸好我們擺脫了那個，是吧？

(both) All right, Ferb! You got the disk!

(好了，費伯 你拿到磁盤了

(Candace) Cool!

酷

(Phineas) All right!

好吧

(Candace) Ferb? Ferb, where you going?

(費伯？ 費伯，你去哪兒？

Ferb?

費伯？

What did I miss?

我錯過了什麼？

Huh?

啊？

Well, that was almost weirder than the giant robot.

嗯，這幾乎比巨型機器人還要奇怪。

♪ Perry ♪

佩裡

Ah, Agent P.

啊，P探員

I trust that your mission was a complete success.

我相信你們的任務圓滿成功。

Good work.

幹得好

Now, hand it over for the special disposal procedure.

現在，把它交給特殊處理程序。

Careful, now. Careful.

小心點小心點

Got it.

知道了

Agent P, you've saved this organization.

P探員 你拯救了這個組織

If there's anything we can do for you in return, don't hesitate.

如果我們能為您做些什麼，請不要猶豫。

(Dad) Oh, I can't believe it!

(爸爸）哦，我真不敢相信！

It seems my video traffic ticket's been cleared.

看來我的視頻交通罰單已經被清除了。

I guess there is someone up there looking out for me.

我猜上面有人在照顧我。

(chatters)

（喋喋不休）

♪ Oh, the chicken goes...

哦，雞去...

(clucks)

（咯咯聲）

♪ And the dog goes...

♪ And the dog goes...

(barks)

（吠聲）

♪ And the worm goes...

# 蟲子走了... # # And the worm goes... #

Outstanding, Agent W!

出色，W.探員

(clucks)

（咯咯聲）

Agent C, don't do that. ♪ And the new guy goes...

C探員，別這樣 新來的...

I'm Norm.

我是諾姆

You know, Karl, it's weird that he's not an animal.

卡爾，他不是動物，這很奇怪。

We should fire him.

我們應該解僱他。

I am already on it, sir.

我已經在做了，先生。

Oh, my gosh, Stacy!

哦，我的天哪，斯泰西！

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪，哦，我的天哪，哦，我的天哪。

Jeremy asked me if I could meet him at the fair later today next to the Ferris wheel.

傑里米問我今天晚些時候能不能在遊樂場的摩天輪旁邊見他。

Oh, no! I almost forgot I'm scared of heights!

哦，不我差點忘了我有恐高症！

What am I going to do?

我該怎麼辦？

(Mom) Candace, we're leaving now!

(坎迪斯，我們要走了！

Mom, I'm having a teenage crisis!

媽媽，我遇到了青春期危機！

Don't forget we're going bowling.

別忘了我們要去打保齡球。

We need you to keep an eye on the boys.

我們需要你看著孩子們。

Preferably two.

最好是兩個。

Bowling? That sounds fun.

保齡球？聽起來很有趣

Hey, Dad, is it all right if we use that old lawn-bowling set?

嘿，爸爸，我們可以用那套舊草坪保齡球嗎？

Sure thing, boys. Knock yourselves out.

沒問題自便吧

Toodles.

Toodles.

You know, Ferb, with a few modifications,

你知道的，費伯，稍加改動、

we could really zip up this old lawn-bowling set.

我們真的可以把這套老式草地保齡球裝備拉上拉鍊。

Hello, Phineas. Whatcha doing?

你好，菲尼亞斯你在幹什麼？

Oh, I just sounded like Isabella.

哦，我聽起來就像伊莎貝拉。

We're gonna build the world's biggest and best bowling-ball game!

我們要打造世界上最大最好的保齡球遊戲！

Well, according to The Most Pointless Book of World Records...

那麼，根據《最無意義的世界紀錄大全》......

(♪ fanfare)

(♪ fanfare)

...the world's largest bowling ball

...世界上最大的保齡球

is 4 feet in diameter.

直徑為 4 英尺。

4 feet? Ferb, we can beat that record in our sleep.

4英尺？費伯，我們睡覺都能打破這個記錄。