This episode: Action movie kid

這一集: 超能小孩!

Woah!

哇!

Jesus Christ! Okay

我的老天啊 拜託喔

Oh god! What did that kid just do

剛剛是怎麼回事?

I’ve seen this

我有看過這個

They must used some crazy apps

一定是用APP做的

Great special effects

這特效很讚

Woah!

哇啊!

That gun, though

看看那支手槍

That’d be the coolest Lego ever

那大概是全宇宙最酷的樂高了

Kind of like a real gun

有點像真的槍耶

Kind of, yeah, you’re father probably made it

嗯...是啊 也許是你爸爸做出來的?

Why does he do that?

他為什麼要那樣?

Oh yay

噢 跳得好

Is this real?

這是真的嗎?

The floor is lava

熔岩地板

The floor is really lava

地板真的變成熔岩了耶

That is good CG

這電繪作品很不錯

That was crazy

太恐怖了

A lightsaber, it’s gonna be real

光劍 那是真的

Star Wars. Lightsaber. Look out

星際大戰的光劍 注意囉

Uh… you’re gonna have to pay for that, sir

喔 這下賠不完了

He’s just so adorable and he’s like destroying everything

他也太可愛了 一直在摧毀東西耶

Are they sure they’re teaching their kid the right message?

這樣不會教壞小孩嗎?

Batman

蝙蝠俠

Okay, does he have a Superman shirt on?

他穿的是超人T恤嗎?

Because if he does, he needs to get that whole thing straight

他得穿好來才行

Remember how to use it?

記得怎麼用嗎?

He’s got the mask and cape. Oh, he’s got themes on

他有面具和披肩 完全蝙蝠俠裝扮

Oh. That’s a very tall ceiling

天花板好高啊

Hmm.. I don’t know. The father actually put the kid off the…uh…

嗯…其實滿有趣的啦 但讓小孩飛到天花板上…嗯…

What is he gonna do now?

他現在要做什麼呢?

Oh gosh. What did… oh gosh

噢 天啊 他要…我的媽啊!

You forgot your lunch!

你忘了帶午餐!

Cuckoo

他們瘋了

Oh my gosh! How did he show that one?

那是怎麼拍出來的啊

This is genius. I need to learn how to do that

太天才了 我也想學那些特效

Question time

問答時間!

So what was that kid doing in all of these videos

那個小孩在影片裡做什麼?

Being superhero

扮演超級英雄

Things that belong in action movies, pretty much

模仿動作片裡的場景

He had super powers. It was like some kind of video editing. It just looked so realistic

他有超能力 不過其實是用軟體編輯出來的 但還是好逼真

To have super powers, I mean that would be awesome

如果真的有超能力 一定非常過癮

Awesome! I mean who wouldn’t wanna fly? Who wouldn’t wanna have a lightsaber?

超精采! 誰不希望自己會飛? 誰不想擁有一支光劍?

So how does it feel after watching these videos?

看完這些影片 你有什麼感想?

Knowing there’s a kid out there that can really do all these things

知道世界上有這麼一個小孩可以行使超能力?

I’ll be scared if I see him

如果看到他 我會嚇個半死

If that was real, that would be insane. Is that real?

如果都是真的 就太瘋狂了 是真的嗎?

Oh yeah, you can totally do it. It’s totally not effects for anything

噢沒錯 百分百真實 絕對不是特效之類搞出來的

It’s totally real! Um the floor’s obviously lava

當然都是真的呀 那地板就是滾燙的熔岩嘛

I’m gonna have to be a buzzkill

我要潑一桶冷水了

I don’t think he actually can do these things

我不認為他真的能做那些事

So you’re saying this is not real?

你是說剛剛那些都是假的囉

No, no, I’m sorry Benny

恐怕是的 班尼 我很遺憾

Would you really have lava in your house? I mean, come on, let’s be logical right now

誰的家裡會有熔岩啊? 現實生活裡唷 誰家會有熔岩?

It’s just super animation, because Lego doesn’t blast

是超級動畫 因為樂高不會讓東西爆炸

There’s no engineering in the Lego that enables it to do that

樂高裡面也沒有那樣的機關

So do you think this is real

你覺得剛剛那些是真的嗎?

Tell me the truth after I say it, okay?

我回答之後 告訴我正確答案唷

Okay

好

Yes. –Well, it’s not real

-嗯～真的 -嗯～假的

How did he do it then, huh?

那是怎麼做出來的? 蛤?

If it’s not real, how is he doing all this? Do you have any idea?

如果是假的 那是怎麼做出來的呢? 你知道嗎?

I think it’s just animation

應該都是動畫

Guessing CGI?

CGI嗎?(註: 能產生動態圖像的共通閘道介面)

They used this thing called the computer

他們用一種叫「電腦」的東西

And they used this thing called editing

然後再用「編輯」這玩意

I’m assuming it’s the dad, because the mom probably might not do that

我猜是這孩子的老爹 老媽應該不懂那類東西

Sexist

性別歧視唷

I have heard of the videos before

我之前就聽過那影片

The dad basically did graphics for it all

他先把圖片做出來

So, cause he was like a… Was he the animation guy for DreamWorks?

然後因為他是個…他是那個在夢工場工作的人嗎?

Well, you’re right. It is the dad

你說對了 是爸爸沒錯

Shocker, but you know

哇喔 出乎意料之外

You could tell… -Right back at you

-超明顯的好嗎… -你還不是一樣

This kid’s dad is a special effect artist

這個孩子的老爹是特效高手

I want that dad

我想要那樣的爸爸

That’d be an awesome dad

那爸爸一定酷斃了

I really wish my dad would do that

我好希望我爸也會做

He’s good with computers, but not that good

他很擅長電腦 但沒那個小孩的爸爸厲害

He wins the best dad award. My dad’s second place

他是「最佳老爸獎」第一名 我爸是第二

That really shows how much he does love his son

你就知道他多愛兒子

That he does want to do all these things with him

想和兒子一起完成這些影片

And that he is spending this time just to do this

並且願意花時間製作

So a lot of people say they wish that their parents knew how to do these special effects

很多人看完後 都說希望自己爸媽也會用特效

So they could make videos like this

這樣他們也能做這些影片了

But you know, you could learn the programs and become your own special effect artists

其實你也可以學習這些程式軟體 成為特效專家

Who wants to do that? Seriously, that’s so much brain work

誰會想學呢? 那太累人了啦

That’d be really hard. I’d try but totally fail

感覺很難 我想嘗試看看 但一定不會成功

That would be really cool. –That’d be very fun

-絕對很酷 -一定會很好玩

I think I can do it. It’s not that hard

我想我沒問題 沒那麼難啦

I’d love to do that. Sometimes I make movies and I pretend I’m a spy

我很願意試試看 我有時會拍影片 假裝自己是間諜

I would like to edit in lava so that I’m jumping over lava

我想弄出岩漿的特效 這樣就會看起來像飛躍了熔漿

Cause right now, all I have is me doing pretty boring things as a spy like talking

現在我只能扮扮間諜 滿無聊的

So when this kid gets older and looks back on these videos, how do you think he’ll feel?

你覺得那孩子長大後 看到剛剛的影片會有什麼感覺?

Awesome. –He’s probably gonna be proud of them

-棒呆了 -他大概會很自豪

Oh, he’s gonna laugh

噢 他一定會哈哈大笑

Wait, was I… did I do that?

「咦…我有…我真的做過那些事?」

Hopefully he’ll be proud. If he’s embarrassed, I don’t know

希望他感到驕傲囉 也可能覺得丟臉 這我就不確定了

He should be proud

他應該要覺得很光榮

Everyone has baby videos that they’re embarrassed, but these are like cool

每個人小時候都有尷尬的影片 但那些影片可炫極了

Wow, look what my dad did for me back then.

「哇噢! 爸爸都為我做了些什麼啊?」

This is what I really wanted to do when I was a kid and look what my dad did

「他讓我小時候的夢想都成真了」

Do you think he’s gonna be upset when he gets older?

你覺得他長大後 看到這些會不高興嗎?

Why would he be mad at his dad for doing this

為什麼呢?

I think I know what he’s gonna do. When he gets older he’s gonna fart in his face

我知道那小孩會有什麼反應 他長大後 會對著爸爸的臉弄出屁聲

He’s gonna open his mouth, gonna turn around. Right in your mouth

他會張開嘴 轉身 對他嘴裡吹氣

That’s gross, Lucas

盧卡! 你好噁心喔

So they call this kid something. What is your guess on what his superhero name is?

那種小孩有個專有名詞 你們猜猜是什麼?

Super kid? - Super kid

-超級小子? -超級小子

Super wagon. –Action kid

-拖車孩 -動作小子

Close. They call him the action movie kid

很接近了 答案是超能小孩

Awe, darn it

可惡~ 差一點就答對了

It’s not that catchy like Batman, Superman, Wonder woman

不像蝙蝠俠、超人或神力女超人叫起來一樣順口

It’s pretty good. –Action movie kid. Cute

-很不賴 -超能小孩 酷喔

So finally, if the action movie kid’s dad was watching this, what would you want to say to him?

如果這個小孩的爸爸正在看 你想對他說什麼?

Hi, adopt me

嗨! 可以領養我當女兒嗎?

You have a special gift

你真的很有天賦

Teach me how to be action movie kid

請教我怎麼成為超能小孩

Teach all the other dads to be awesome as you

傳授祕訣給所有爸爸 讓他們跟你一樣厲害

I would love for you to teach me how to do this

如果你能教我就太好了

I want you to make me fly

讓我飛到天上去

I really appreciate how much time he’s spending with his kid

他花了這麼多時間和兒子相處 我覺得很感動

It’s really an important thing for a parent to do

父母的陪伴非常重要

Just to spend more time with their kid, I mean, it helps their kid become a better person

多花點時間陪小孩 對小孩人格發展有益

So that when they have kids, they can treat them the same way

他們長大以後 也會用同樣方式對待自己的兒女

Thanks for watching kids react

謝謝你看「美國熊孩子系列」

Let us know in the comments what we should react to next

在評論區建議下次我們可以看什麼

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如果你還沒訂閱 …你就太奇怪囉

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現在就去訂閱~

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每個禮拜都會上傳新影片

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所以訂閱這個頻道吧!

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