NO.

YES. NO.

YES. NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY OF MY LIVE.

I MISS MY FLIGHT AND NOW THIS ONE'S CANCELLED,

SO I'M STUCK HERE ALL WEEKEND

AND I SPENT ALL MY MONEY

ON BUYING SOUVENIR KEY CHAINS FOR MY FRIENDS.

LOOK AT THIS.

THERE'S MORE.

HI. I'M MADDIE.

HI, MADDIE. I'M RAVEN.

HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY LONG-LASTING GUM?

BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD DINNER.

UM, OH, WELL, THIS ONE KIND OF HAS A MEATY UNDERTONE

WITH A MINTY AFTERTASTE.

THANKS. HEY, HEY.

HAVE A KEY CHAIN.

OH.

THANKS, FRIEND.

HEY, IS THAT A DONNA CABANA TOP?

YEAH. I WORK FOR HER.

I LOVE HER.

IS SHE LIKE THE GREATEST BOSS EVER?

OH. WELL, YOU KNOW HOW BOSSES CAN BE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LOST THE MONEY

WE WERE GOING TO USE FOR MOM'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

SO WE'RE BROKE.

MOM LIKES HOMEMADE STUFF.

I'M SURE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, WE CAN THINK OF SOMETHING.

DON'T HURT YOURSELF.

I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY, RAVEN.

AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE BACK IN SAN FRANCISCO?

YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT BUT THE AIRPLANE DIDN'T THINK SO.

GREAT.

YOU'LL BE HERE FOR OUR MOM'S SURPRISE PARTY.

SHE'S TURNING--

OLD.

OH, I LOVE SURPRISES.

READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!

AND 2!

[SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

MMM.

HEY, RAVEN, YOU OK?

YOU HAD THIS WEIRD LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

NO, I DIDN'T.

YES, YOU DID.

YOU WERE DOING THIS.

I HAVE NEVER MADE THAT FACE BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

OK. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS.

BUT...OK, I HAD THIS FEELING

THAT ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE.

WELL, TROUBLE FOR US ISN'T EXACTLY BREAKING NEWS.

WELL, IF YOU HEAR A BELL OR A SNEEZE...

YOU SHOULD RUN.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?

DO YOU WEAR SWEATER VESTS?

NO.

WELL, NICE KNOWING YOU, CODY.

♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪

♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪

♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪

♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪

♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪

♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪

♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪

♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪

♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪

♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪

♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪

♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪

♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪

♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪

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OH, THOSE ARE GREAT.

DID YOU DRAW THOSE?

ACTUALLY, YES, I DID.

IT'S MY JOB.

WORKING GIRLS.

OH!

WHOO! WHOO!

LET'S TAKE PICTURES BY THE CANDY COUNTER.

HEY, MADDIE.

THANKS FOR TAKING IVANA TO PILATES.

NO PROBLEM.

HER TRAINER SAYS SHE NEEDS SOME MORE WORK ON HER UPPER BODY.

OH, BY THE WAY, LONDON, THIS IS MY FRIEND RAVEN.

HI! HI! HI! LONDON TIPTON.

HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO MEET YOU.

HOW YOU DOING? OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOURSELF.

FUNNY STORY. I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT--

NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M DONE. I'M DONE.

WE'RE FRIENDS.

THAT WAS CUTE.

CUT THEM OUT.

WE'RE RIGHT HERE.

WHAT'S WITH THE PICTURES?

I'M DOING A PHOTO SPREAD FOR YOUNG HEIRESS MAGAZINE.

TOMORROW, THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT WHAT I WEAR

WHILE I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GOING TO WEAR.

HA HA HA HA!

THANKS AGAIN FOR TAKING IVANA.

I OWE YOU BIG TIME. TOOTLES.

YOU COUBA LETTA TIPTA?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WE'RE LIKE SISTERS.

EXCEPT SHE'S RICH, FAMOUS,

AND SHE THINKS ALGEBRA IS A GREEK ISLAND.

WELL, IT'S OK BECAUSE MY BOSS LOVES HER.

LONDON ALWAYS WEARS DONNA CABANA'S DESIGNS

AND GETS IN THE MAGAZINES.

HEY, WHAT IF LONDON WORE ONE OF YOUR DESIGNS?

OH, MY GOODNESS. YOU COULD DO THAT?

SHE WOULD IF I ASKED HER.

SHE THINKS VERY HIGHLY OF MY OPINION.

OH, MY GOODNESS! OH, MY GOODNESS!

MADDIE, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

I COULD GET PROMOTED FROM INTERN TO EXECUTIVE INTERN.

GIRL, I COULD GET MY OWN PENCIL.

MECHANICAL.

HEY, MOM.

WHAT ARE YOU COOKING?

IS THAT OATMEAL?

'CAUSE I HEAR IT HELPS PEOPLE

OVER A CERTAIN AGE STAY REGULAR.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M NOWHERE NEAR A CERTAIN AGE.

IN FACT, SOME PEOPLE CONSIDER ME TO BE QUITE YOUNG.

YEAH. PEOPLE WHO ARE QUITE OLD.

MOM SAYS HAVE KIDS. THEY'RE A JOY.

YEAH, RIGHT.

HEY, ZACH. DO YOU BELIEVE IN PREMONITIONS?

NAH. I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANY WORD THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WELL, IT'S JUST FREAKY HOW RAVEN SEEMS TO KNOW

ABOUT THINGS BEFORE THEY HAPPEN.

WHAT ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT?

RAVEN SAID SOME CRAZY STUFF ABOUT BEING CAREFUL

IF YOU HEAR BELLS AND SNEEZING.

OOH, JUST WATCH OUT FOR REINDEER WITH HAY FEVER.

I'M NOT OLD.

I'M STILL YOUNG.

ACHOO!

[DING]

OH, SNAP!

HURRY! WATCH OUT.

WOW. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

CODY, ARE YOU OK?

YEAH. YEAH.

I'M ALL RIGHT,

BUT MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.

BOY, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE LIBRARY.

LONDON, EVERY TIME I COME IN YOUR CLOSET, I GET LOST.

HERE. TAKE A MAP.

WOW.

I GOT TO CHECK OUT HAT WORLD.

HOW DO I LOOK?

WELL, I LIKE THE TOP.

NOT YOU.

I'M TALKING TO THE MIRROR.

Mirror: TWO WORDS.

GOR-GEOUS.

DID YOUR MIRROR JUST TALK?

YEP.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT DADDY'S SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH.

NOW NOT ONLY CAN I SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK,

I CAN HEAR ABOUT IT, TOO.

YAY, MIRROR!

OOH! OOH! LET ME TRY.

SO, HOW DO I LOOK?

Mirror: HA!

MADDIE, CAN YOU MOVE BEFORE IT CRACKS?

YOU KNOW, LONDON.

THE MIRROR'S RIGHT.

YOU DO LOOK FABULOUS.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD EVEN LOOK BETTER ON YOU?

THIS.

MY FRIEND RAVEN BAXTER DESIGNED IT.

NEVER HEARD OF HER.

DO YOU LIKE THE DESIGN?

Mirror: THREE WORDS.

HI-DE-OUS.

SHUT YOUR...

WHATEVER.

LONDON, PLEASE DO ME THIS FAVOR?

I TOLD RAVEN YOU'D WEAR IT.

WELL, UNTELL HER.

LOOK, I AM A SOMEBODY WHO WEARS THINGS MADE BY OTHER SOMEBODYS.

FINE.

YOUR LOSS.

WRONG WAY.

YOU'RE HEADED TOWARDS SANDAL LAND.

AAH!

BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE.

I BARELY MADE IT INTO THE HOTEL ALIVE.

NORMAN, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

THIS PROVES THAT RAVEN WAS RIGHT.

I HEARD THREE SNEEZES AND THEN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK BELL.

NEXT THING I KNEW, I WAS ALMOST FLATTENED.

FIRST OF ALL,

I WAS THE ONE WHO SNEEZED JUST TO FREAK YOU OUT.

THANKS.

IT WORKED.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'M HAVING A VISION.

IT'S SOMEONE TAKING YOUR FIVE BUCKS YOU LEFT ON THE DRESSER.

WHO?

ME!

SORRY. AHEM.

YOU TWO ARE VERY CUTE TOGETHER.

HERE.

CHEAPER THAN A RING.

ARWIN, ARWIN!

WHY ARE YOU HAULING JUNK THROUGH MY LOBBY?

NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT JUNK. IT...

IT'S CAREY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

WELL, IT WILL BE WHEN I PUT IT TOGETHER.

DON'T TELL HER WHAT IT IS.

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO IF I TRIED.

WHAT SORT OF PRESENT IS GOING TO--

SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH!

KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW.

YES, BUT, ARWIN-- SHH.

ARWIN-- SHH.

AAH!

LOOK OUT! CAREY'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT COMING THROUGH!

♪ YOUR BODY MAY BE SAGGIN' ♪

♪ BUT WE CAN STILL BE BRAGGIN' ♪

♪ YOU NEED TO MAKE NO DRAMA ♪

♪ YOU'RE STILL THE COOLEST MAMA ♪

♪ SO EAT SOME CAKE AND ROCK OUT ♪

♪ WE WANT TO HEAR YOU ALL SHOUT ♪

♪ HAVE A VERY, VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM ♪

SO, YOU THINK MOM WILL LIKE HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT?

YOU BOYS ARE BROKE, AREN'T YOU?

OH, GOOD NEWS, LITTLE BLONDE PEOPLES!

I TALKED TO MY UNCLE INTO LENDING US HIS SMACK A SKUNK GAME.

YES! NOW WE GOT A PARTY.

YES. NOTHING SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY

LIKE A MALLET AND A PLASTIC SKUNK.

HEY, GUYS.

I'M HERE TO HELP DECORATE FOR CAREY'S PARTY.

CHECK THIS OUT.

HUH? UHH...

UHH...O-O-OFF ME!

HUH? HUH?

STATIC ELECTRICITY.

STATIC ELECTRICITY.

HEH HEH! ISN'T IT COOL?

ACHOO!

A SNEEZE!

CALM DOWN.

IT WAS JUST A SNEEZE.

NO ONE HEARD ANY BELLS.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

OH!

OK.

THAT WAS CREEPY.

THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE!

WAIT. WAIT. YOU CAN'T!

MOM'S GIFT IS US DANCING TOGETHER.

YOU WANT TO RUIN HER BIRTHDAY?

ACHOO!

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

YES!

HERE IT IS.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS NORTHWEST.

OH, PLEASE.

BECAUSE OF YOU, WE ALMOST ENDED UP IN SCARF CITY.

WHERE'S DERRA TERBATELLI?

I PUT IT OVER HERE.

OK. ALL I HAVE TO DO

IS SWITCH THIS LABEL

AND PUT IT ON RAVEN'S DRESS.

WHY DOESN'T SHE LIKE MISS RAVEN'S DRESS?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

BECAUSE I LIKE IT,

AND LONDON IS BEING A FASHION SNOB.

ARE YOU SURE MISS LONDON IS NOT HERE?

YEAH. SHE WENT SHOPPING...

WELL, SHE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE.