Who you calling Pinhead?

你叫誰針頭？

You're under arrest.

你被逮捕了。

You'll never catch me. [chuckles]

你永遠也抓不到我。[笑聲]

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hey, that's not fair.

嘿，這不公平。

Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.

牛仔們買不起大炮。

They couldn't afford station wagons, either.

他們也買不起旅行車。

Nice paneling.

漂亮的鑲板。

I wanna be Dirty Dan.

我想成為骯髒的丹。

What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

你憑什麼認為你能成為骯髒的丹？

I'm dirty.

我很髒。

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

我想說我是骯髒的丹。

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

我想說我是骯髒的丹。

I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

我想說我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

I'm Dirty Dan. Oh!

我是骯髒的丹。哦!

I'm Dirty Dan.

我是骯髒的丹。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Screaming will get you no-

尖叫會讓你沒有...

Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?

你們誰是真正的骯髒的丹？

Uh, I am.

呃，我是。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Patrick!

帕特里克！

Hot wings.

熱翅。

Okay, Pinhead Larry! Now you'll get yours!

好了，針頭拉里！現在你會得到你的！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Pinhead!

釘頭！

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

[panting]

[喘息聲]

[panting]

[喘息聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead.

現在你要為這些罪行付出代價，針頭。

Sandy, stand back! I'm warning ya!

桑迪，退後！我警告你！

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Okay, I warned ya!

好吧，我警告過你!

Did you win?

你贏了嗎？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Hi, SpongeBob.

嗨，海綿寶寶。

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[snoring]

[打鼾聲]

Okay, SpongeBob, you can be Dirty Dan.

好吧，海綿寶寶，你可以做骯髒的丹。

I just want to be Patrick.

我只想成為帕特里克。

Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started!

帕特里克，你這個傻瓜！這在開始之前就已經結束了！

I will now consider your unconditional surren...

我現在將考慮你的無條件的支持。

...der.

...德。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

So that's how he wants it to go down.

所以他希望事情就這樣發展下去。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Ha! You missed me!

哈!你錯過了我！

Whew.

嗚呼。

[gun cocking]

[槍聲響起]

Score one for the boys back home.

為家鄉的孩子們贏得了一個分數。

Okay, fine. You want to fort? There.

好吧，好吧。你要堡壘嗎？在那裡。

There's your fort. Now--

這是你的堡壘。現在 --

That fort's too small, Squidward.

那個堡壘太小了，章魚哥。

It's okay, Patrick. It's just a demonstration. Now--

沒關係的，帕特里克。這只是一個示範。現在 --

He's right, Squidward,

他是對的，章魚哥。

that thing would never protect you. It's downright puny.

那東西永遠不會保護你。它是徹頭徹尾的小東西。

Trust me, it's fine.

相信我，這很好。

See, it is too small.

看，它太小了。

Not if I crouched down.

如果我蹲下來就不會。

I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down.

我的意思是，你甚至沒有給我一個機會蹲下。

See, down here. I am perfectly-

看，在這下面。我完全...

Exposed.

曝光了。

Would you two please... stop throwing... snowballs?!

你們兩個能不能......停止扔......雪球？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[gasping] Squidward returned fire.

[喘氣] 章魚哥還擊。

Then it's war!

那就開戰吧!

No, no. Wait, wait, wait.

不，不。等等，等等，等等。

I was just giving a demonstration!

我只是在做一個示範!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

All right! That's it! You guys asked for it!

好了!這就是了！你們要求的！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

I got him. Ha.

我得到了他。哈。

I got him. [laughing]

我得到了他。[笑]

In your face, SpongeBob!

在你的臉上，海綿寶寶！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

That was actually kind of exciting.

這實際上是一種刺激。

Why, I've never felt so alive.

為什麼，我從來沒有覺得自己如此有活力。

[laughing] He got you good, SpongeBob.

[笑]他讓你很爽，海綿寶寶。

Incoming!

來了!

Take that. I got you.

拿著這個。我抓住了你。

[laughing] Oh, I got you. Oh, take that.

[笑]哦，我抓住你了。哦，拿著這個。

Whoa, I got you that time.

哇，那次我抓住了你。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Incoming!

來了!

Hey, SpongeBob?

嘿，海綿寶寶？

Yes, Patrick?

什麼事，帕特里克？

I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.

我認為章魚哥對這件事非常重視。

That last one had his clarinet in it.

最後一個有他的單簧管在裡面。

Hmm... looks like it's time for Plan B.

嗯......看來是時候實施B計劃了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

Woo woo.

Woo woo.