Oh man, this is great, I'm having a ball.

哦，夥計，這很好，我很開心。

You called, wow.

你打電話，哇。

Hey buddy, you said that already.

嘿，夥計，你已經說過了。

Who are you?

你是誰？

And what are you doing on the field, I'm orange and I'm here to chew bubble gum and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum.

而你在球場上做什麼，我是橙色的，我在這裡嚼泡泡糖，嚼泡泡糖，我的泡泡糖都吃完了。

Just kidding.

開個玩笑。

Okay, well I just wanted to warn you you shouldn't stand on the baseline like that.

好吧，我只是想提醒你，你不應該像這樣站在基線上。

Really?

真的嗎？

You know what you talking about?

你知道你在說什麼嗎？

I'm serious, It's bad luck.

我是認真的，這很不吉利。

That's a good one.

這是個好問題。

I'm in stitches.

我在縫隙中。

That was a joke about my face, wasn't it?

那是一個關於我的臉的笑話，不是嗎？

Moneyball more like funny ball.

金錢球更像是滑稽球。

Look, I don't care if you believe me or not, but right now I need all the luck I can get.

聽著，我不在乎你是否相信我，但現在我需要所有我能得到的運氣。

Why is that?

這是為什麼呢？

You have a big pitch coming up.

你有一個重要的演講，即將到來。

Well in fact I do and I need to figure out how to get past him.

事實上，我是這樣想的，我需要找出如何超越他。

Hello ball.

你好，球。

Hello bat, introduced me to bat, would you?

你好，蝙蝠，把我介紹給蝙蝠，你願意嗎？

I think we'd really hit it off, you know?

我想我們真的會很合得來，你知道嗎？

Who's this joker?

這個小丑是誰？

Get off the baseline pal.

離開基線的朋友。

It's bad luck.

這是很糟糕的運氣。

Is it really bad luck?

這真的是壞運氣嗎？

I clearly said bad look, I know that's what I said.

我清楚地說了糟糕的外觀，我知道我就是這麼說的。

Bad luck, Bad luck!

運氣不好，運氣不好!

I said bad, Yeesh, okay, sorry, I don't have any ears, my bat, You just said it again.

我說不好，Yeesh，好吧，對不起，我沒有耳朵，我的蝙蝠，你剛才又說了。

Whoopsie!

Whoopsie!

Hope I didn't offend you to bat, That's it.

希望我沒有冒犯到你，就這樣吧。

Listen, paul, I was thinking of taking it easy on you next at bat, I was thinking of laying down a nice gentle bunt or something, but your friend is so annoying that I've changed my mind now, I'm swinging for the fences.

聽著，保羅，我本來想在下一次擊球時對你放鬆一下的，我想來個溫柔的短打什麼的，但你的朋友太煩人了，我現在改變主意了，我要揮拳擊球。

Come on that don't come apart at the seams yet, paul.

來吧，不要在接縫處散開，保羅。

Save it for when I smacked the stuffing out of you see you soon.

留著等我把你的東西抽出來的時候再說吧，再見。

Oh great.

哦，太好了。

I'm as good as dead, nah, you'll be fine.

我就像死了一樣，不，你會沒事的。

We just need to start playing hardball is all well.

我們只需要開始打硬仗就好了。

Yeah.

是的。

And how do you propose we do that by throwing him something?

那你建議我們如何通過向他扔東西來做到這一點呢？

He doesn't expect a real screwball.

他並不指望一個真正的螺絲釘。

What the hey, hey bat, knock knock.

什麼嘿，嘿，蝙蝠，敲敲。

Who's there?

誰在那裡？

Steve steve steve Who here at Orange?

Steve steve steve 誰在Orange？

That was amazing.

這真是令人驚訝。

What can I say?

我還能說什麼呢？

I put a little extra juice on that one.

我在那上面多加了一點果汁。

That joke, you told him it totally distracted him.

那個笑話，你告訴他，完全讓他分心了。

Hey bat, you know which superhero likes baseball the most?

嘿，蝙蝠，你知道哪個超級英雄最喜歡棒球嗎？

No, I'll give you a hint.

不，我給你一個提示。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

And then a strike.

然後是罷工。

Alright orange, you're gonna do it?

好吧，橙子，你要去做嗎？

You're one pitch away from striking him out.

你只需投出一球就能將他三振出局。

No, you're one pitch from striking him out.

不，你只差一球就能把他三振出局。

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

Don't you want to take a crack at this bat?

你不想在這支球棒上試一試嗎？

You're right.

你是對的。

He's been taking swings at me my whole life.

他一生都在對我進行揮舞。

It's time to strike back.

現在是反擊的時候了。

Exactly.

正是如此。

Play ball.

打球。

Hey bat, What did the empire say to the bald guy?

嘿，蝙蝠，帝國對那個禿頭的人說了什麼？

I don't know what you're out of here.

我不知道你在這裡出了什麼事。

I do love me a good baseball.

我確實愛我一個好的棒球。

Pine Orange did you sleep?

松橙你睡了嗎？

I finally bleed him?

我終於給他放了血？

Funny?

有趣嗎？

You put it like that because now I'm gonna beat you another another quite you.

你這樣說是因為現在我要把你打成另一個相當你。

This is between paul and I come on, knock it off.

這是保羅和我之間的事，拜託，別鬧了。

No need to be such a poor sporting equipment about it.

沒有必要對它進行如此糟糕的運動裝備。

You are so annoying.

你真讓人討厭。

I'm not annoying.

我不煩人。

I'm an orange.

我是一個橙色的人。

You are so annoying.

你真讓人討厭。

Those jokes.

這些笑話。

The laugh.

的笑聲。

And what did I tell you about sitting on the baseline?

我是怎麼告訴你要坐在基線上的？

Alright.

好吧。

It's bad luck.

這是很糟糕的運氣。

No.

沒有。

For the last time I said bad, Yeah.

對於我最後一次說壞話，是的。

And I said, huh, wow.

我說，嗯，哇。

Now that's what I call a strikeout.

現在這就是我所說的三振出局。

Nothing.

沒有什麼。