May I take your order?

我可以接受你的訂單嗎？

Hold on.

等一下。

I'm thinking, hmm.

我在想，嗯。

Oh, that's fine.

哦，這很好。

Just let me know when you've decided, decided on what I'm thinking about.

當你決定了就告訴我，決定了我的想法。

A really funny thing.

一個非常有趣的事情。

I said last night.

我昨天晚上說過。

Oh, so you weren't even thinking about what to order now?

哦，所以你甚至沒有考慮過現在要訂購什麼？

Why are you laughing?

你為什麼要笑？

I told you I said that hilarious thing last night.

我告訴過你，我昨晚說了那件熱鬧的事。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

So classic.

如此經典。

So this wall bat and a rabbi walk into a bar care to join us here.

是以，這個牆上的蝙蝠和一個拉比走進一個酒吧關心加入我們這裡。

In reality there's a line forming behind you.

在現實中，你身後有一條隊伍正在形成。

There is a man did grapefruit drop.

有一個人做了柚子降。

But on my, but again, I'm not saying there's a line on your behind.

但在我的，但再次，我不是說在你的背後有一條線。

I'm saying there's a line of customers behind you.

我是說你身後有一排顧客。

Oh, hey, why is that funny?

哦，嘿，這有什麼好笑的？

It isn't.

不是的。

But that thing I said last night sure is.

但我昨晚說的那件事肯定是。

I'm telling you, you wouldn't believe what comes out of the wombats mouth.

我告訴你，你不會相信從樹袋熊嘴裡出來的東西。

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it was a real knee slapper.

是的，是的，我肯定這是一個真正的膝蓋拍打器。

What would you like to order?

您想訂購什麼？

Okay, sure.

好的，當然。

Give me a bacon eater, sir.

給我一個吃培根的人，先生。

This isn't a Wendy's but you said I could have it my way.

這不是溫迪餐廳，但你說我可以用自己的方式。

That's burger king And I'm not royalty.

那是漢堡王，我不是皇室成員。

This isn't a burger king.

這不是漢堡王。

No.

沒有。

Is this a Taco Bell?

這是一個塔克貝爾嗎？

No.

沒有。

Is this a bar?

這是一個酒吧嗎？

Why would you think this is a bar?

為什麼你會認為這是個酒吧？

I guess I was just hoping because maybe that hilarious wombat would be here, sir.

我想我只是希望，因為也許那個搞笑的袋熊會在這裡，先生。

You're at a Mcdonald's.

你是在麥當勞。

Oh, well, in that case.

哦，好吧，在這種情況下。

I'll have one farm please.

請給我一個農場。

What?

什麼？

We don't have farms.

我們沒有農場。

Of course you do.

你當然會這樣做。

Your jingle even says so ei ei.

你的廣告詞甚至這麼說，ei ei。

Oh no, that's not even our jingle then.

哦，不，這甚至不是我們的廣告詞，那麼。

What is your jingle?

你的廣告詞是什麼？

It's a, I'm oven matt.

這是一個，我是烤箱床墊。

I remember it now.

我現在想起來了。

I love that jingle one oven mitt please.

我喜歡那個叮叮噹噹的烤箱手套，謝謝。

We don't sell oven mitts.

我們不賣烤箱手套。

Sheesh.

嘖嘖。

Talk about false advertising sir.

說到虛假廣告，先生。

You need to order something off the menu or leave.

你需要從菜單上點東西，否則就離開。

Okay, let me think.

好吧，讓我想想。

Hmm, hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Could you make me think faster?

你能讓我想得更快嗎？

Mm and less loudly what you say?

嗯，不那麼大聲，你說什麼？

I can't hear you over all my thinking sir.

在我的思考中，我聽不到你的聲音，先生。

Please order something.

請點東西。

Okay, okay, give me a pizza that isn't on the menu.

好吧，好吧，給我一個菜單上沒有的比薩餅。

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

I meant a Mc Pizza wrong again.

我指的是麥當勞比薩，又錯了。

Oh, I forgot to phrase it as a question.

哦，我忘了把它表述為一個問題。

What is a Mc pizza time to go sir?

什麼是麥當勞比薩餅的時間去先生？

McX?

麥克斯？

Why?

為什麼？

Because I said so.

因為我說過。

Is it because I have no mcs shoes and Nomex shirt?

是不是因為我沒有mcs鞋和Nomex襯衫？

I'm sorry, but I have no muk body.

我很抱歉，但我沒有穆克的身體。

That is not why I'm refusing you service.

這不是我拒絕為你服務的原因。

Also stop putting nick in front of everything you say fine.

也不要再在你說的每一句話前面加上暱稱了，好。

I'm never coming to this.

我永遠不會來這裡。

Donald's again.

又是唐納德的。

That's not our name.

這不是我們的名字。

Sorry Donald, but you can't have it your way.

對不起，唐納德，但你不能用你的方式。

This apparently isn't a burger king.

這顯然不是一個漢堡王。

Oh look, what do I need to do to get you to leave?

哦，看，我需要做什麼才能讓你離開？

Easy.

容易。

Just give me a Mcflurry Are Mcflurry machine is broken.

只要給我一個Mcflurry就可以了，Mcflurry機器壞了。

Something stuck in there.

有東西卡在那裡。

We can't figure out what it is and no sweat.

我們無法弄清它是什麼，也沒有汗水。

Donald.

唐納德。

I'll just pick something else.

我就選別的東西吧。

I am so not getting paid enough for this malarkey.

我沒有得到足夠的報酬來做這些蠢事。

Really?

真的嗎？

This is the worst shift of my life buddy.

這是我一生中最糟糕的一次轉變，夥計。

What the heck is so funny to you want bat?

你想要的蝙蝠到底有什麼好笑的？

Oh right.

哦，對了。

I forgot about your spontaneous wombat memory.

我忘了你的自發樹袋熊記憶。

No wombat.

沒有袋熊。

Oh, pull that fight also scratches when you wish upon a whoo.

哦，當你對著一個人許願時，拉架也會被抓傷。

I can't believe I finally made it to Disneyland.

我不敢相信我終於去了迪斯尼樂園。

Coming here has always been a fantasy land of mine ticket.

來到這裡一直是我票的幻想之地。

Mm thick it ticket ticket ticket ticket, then flick it, sir.

嗯，厚厚的票子票子，然後彈一彈，先生。

I'm not trying to make rhymes with you.

我不是想和你押韻。

I need to see your ticket.

我需要看看你的票。

You're not allowed into Disneyland unless you have a Sorry, what'd you say?

除非你有一個對不起，否則你不能進入迪斯尼樂園，你說什麼？

I couldn't hear you over the screens on that roller coaster.

在雲霄飛車的螢幕上，我聽不到你的聲音。

I just went on, wait, wait, you just went on a roller coaster.

我剛剛上了，等一下，等一下，你剛剛上了一個雲霄飛車。

How is that even possible now?

現在這怎麼可能呢？

I just got my picture taken with mickey.

我剛剛和米奇拍了照。

I did that roller coaster like forever ago.

我做過那個雲霄飛車，好像是很久以前。

Geez sir, I need to see your ticket now.

天啊，先生，我現在需要看看你的票。

What you talking about?

你在說什麼？

How can I have a ticket when I don't have any pockets?

我沒有口袋，怎麼能有票呢？

Well, you don't have a nose either.

嗯，你也沒有鼻子。

Doesn't mean I don't want to punch it.

這並不意味著我不想揍它。

Oh man, that was a good one.

哦，夥計，這是個好主意。

Wait, wait, wait, how the heck did you get a dole whip?

等一下，等一下，等一下，你到底是怎麼得到救濟鞭子的？

What'd you say?

你說什麼？

I couldn't hear you over the slurping noise I make every time I lick this dole whip.

在我每次舔這個救濟鞭子時發出的嘖嘖聲中，我聽不到你的聲音。

I said sir, would you stop slurping that dole whip for two seconds.

我說，先生，你能不能停止啜飲那根救濟鞭子兩秒鐘。

No worries, I'm finished.

不用擔心，我已經完成了。

Besides, I got this cool sword.

此外，我得到了這把很酷的劍。

Now look how much noise it makes.

現在看看它發出了多大的噪音。

Hey, look, I don't know how in the heck you keep getting into Disneyland without a ticket, but you need to stop it now You hear me not very well, but I have an idea how to improve my hearing to just tell me how you keep sneaking into the happiest place on earth.

嘿，聽著，我不知道你是如何在沒有門票的情況下進入迪士尼樂園的，但你現在需要停止它。你聽得不是很清楚，但我有一個想法，如何提高我的聽力，告訴我你是如何一直潛入地球上最快樂的地方。

Well, it's always quite the adventure land.

好吧，這總是相當冒險的土地。

I can tell you that much land sir.

我可以告訴你這麼多土地，先生。

Yes.

是的。

Land.

土地。

You realize we don't just put the word land afterwards at random.

你知道我們並不是隨意地把土地這個詞放在後面的。

Right?

對嗎？

Oh really?

哦，真的嗎？

Land.

土地。

Stop it.

停止吧。

Why land sir?

為什麼是陸地，先生？

I'm not gonna ask you again.

我不會再問你了。

This is your final frontier land.

這是你最後的邊疆之地。

That's it.

就這樣了。

That's it.

就這樣了。

Give me those big ears right now.

現在就把這些大耳朵給我。

You do not deserve to wear them.

你不配穿它們。

Help.

幫助。

Give up to me.

向我投降吧。

No, yes, no land.

不，是的，沒有土地。

Now get out of here and never come back.

現在離開這裡，不再回來。

You hear me Well, how can I?

你聽到了嗎 好吧，我怎麼能？

You took my ears dole whip.

你拿了我的耳朵救濟鞭子。

Look, let's just get you a ticket.

聽著，讓我們給你一張票。

That way you can go into the park and be out of my life forever.

這樣你就可以進入公園，永遠離開我的生活了。

A wicket.

一張紙牌。

What do I need a wicket for?

我需要一張門票做什麼？

I said ticket.

我說了票。

Cricket ticket, Lemony snicket ticket.

板球票，Lemony snicket票。

Benedict cumberbatch.

本尼迪克特-康伯巴奇。

Okay, now that did not sound anything like what I said sorry, but how would I know that?

好吧，現在聽起來並不像我說的那樣，對不起，但我怎麼會知道呢？

Remember how you took my ears?

還記得你是如何拿走我的耳朵的嗎？

Yes, I remember that look.

是的，我記得那個表情。

Just, just go in.

只是，只是進去了。

Okay, I no longer care.

好吧，我不再關心了。

Just go in and and and never return.

就這樣進去了，而且再也不回來了。

Thanks friend.

謝謝朋友。

See you tomorrow.

明天見。

Land, wow!

土地，哇!

Happiest place on earth.

地球上最幸福的地方。

My patootie!

我的小寶貝！

We Yeah.

我們是的。

Hey, watch it, would you?

嘿，看著它，你會嗎？

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

I thought you liked low prices.

我以為你喜歡低價。

We do.

我們會的。

Well it doesn't get lower than the floor so you're welcome.

嗯，它不會比地板更低，所以不客氣。

Can I help you?

我可以幫你嗎？

Yeah, I'm looking for my yellow colored twin.

是的，我正在尋找我的黃顏色的雙胞胎。

Oh, found him.

哦，找到他了。

Dude, we do not look the same.

老兄，我們看起來並不一樣。

Sure we do.

我們當然會這樣做。

We're both round.

我們都是圓的。

We both have a face.

我們都有一張臉。

We both love to roll back.

我們都喜歡回滾。

Would you stop doing that?

你會停止這樣做嗎？

Sorry.

對不起。

But these jokes just come to me.

但是，這些笑話是我自己想出來的。

I'm telling you my mind's going to smile a minute.

我告訴你，我的心要笑一分鐘。

Well just keep your thoughts to yourself.

那就把你的想法留給自己吧。

Would you pal?

你會嗎，夥計？

Sure thing mart.

當然，馬特。

Wait, why don't you just call me mart?

等等，你為什麼不直接叫我瑪特？

That's your name, isn't it?

這是你的名字，對嗎？

No, my name's smiley.

不，我的名字是微笑。

Really?

真的嗎？

Because it says walmart and you are on the wall.

因為上面寫著沃爾瑪和你在牆上。

Yeah.

是的。

Dude, that's the name of the store.

老兄，那是商店的名字。

That's so confusing.

這真讓人困惑。

Is it though?

是這樣的嗎？

Okay.

好的。

Listen what is you want?

聽著，你想要什麼？

Why are you here?

你為什麼在這裡？

How can I help you so that you can leave this tour and never return?

我怎樣才能幫助你，使你能離開這個旅行團，不再回來？

Oh yeah I had a question about your return policy.

哦，對了，我有一個關於你們退貨政策的問題。

I get up with that.

我就這樣起來了。

What's your question?

你的問題是什麼？

Does the return policy apply to boomerangs?

退貨政策是否適用於回力鏢？

Of course sporting goods accepts returns.

當然，體育用品接受退貨。

Why do you ask?

你為什麼這麼問？

Because I found one on a shelf a couple of minutes ago and through it.

因為我幾分鐘前在架子上發現了一個，並通過它。

Oh there it is.

哦，就在這裡。

Thanks.

謝謝。

You've been a huge help mart.

你一直是一個巨大的幫助馬特。

My name is not mart.

我的名字不是馬特。

Oh I had another question.

哦，我還有一個問題。

What do you sell here.

你在這裡賣什麼。

What do you mean it's walmart we sell everything.

你是什麼意思，這是沃爾瑪，我們什麼都賣。

Okay.

好的。

I want to buy a cow?

我想買一頭牛？

We don't sell cows.

我們不賣牛。

Dude.

老兄。

A horse.

一匹馬。

A goat.

一隻山羊。

Really?

真的嗎？

Any livestock will do also.

任何牲畜也可以。

I want to buy a vowel.

我想買一個元音。

We don't have any of those.

我們沒有任何這些東西。

Yeesh.

嘖嘖。

Talk about false advertising.

談及虛假廣告。

Okay, fine.

好的，很好。

I'll just buy one.

我就買一個吧。

Blimp and be on my way.

飛艇，然後上路。

Oh guy, you seriously think we sell blimps here?

哦，夥計，你真的認為我們這裡賣飛艇嗎？

Well, at this point, I'm not sure you sell anything here so far.

好吧，在這一點上，我不確定你到目前為止在這裡賣了什麼。

You haven't had a single item on my shopping list?

我的購物清單上沒有一件東西是你的？

Whoa.

哇哦。

Are you frowning?

你在皺眉頭嗎？

I didn't know.

我不知道。

Smiley faces.

笑臉。

Good Brown.

良好的棕色。

I'm not frowning.

我沒有皺眉頭。

No one, no one is frowning.

沒有人，沒有人在皺眉頭。

Okay.

好的。

It's my job to smile.

微笑是我的工作。

So I'm absolutely smiling.

所以我絕對是在笑。

See all the time.

時時見。

All the time.

所有的時間。

Smiling.

微笑著。

Okay, well that's a relief.

好吧，那我就放心了。

Hey, I bet your favorite artist is smiley Cyrus, isn't it?

嘿，我打賭你最喜歡的藝術家是微笑的賽勒斯，不是嗎？

Joke was so bad smile.

笑話是如此糟糕的微笑。

Remember I mean really, really funny joke.

記住我的意思是真的，真的很有趣的笑話。

Orange.

橙色。

Glad you liked it mart.

很高興你喜歡它，馬特。

That isn't my name.

這不是我的名字。

Would you please leave?

請你離開好嗎？

What?

什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

Because you're incredibly annoying.

因為你是令人難以置信的煩人。

I'm not annoying.

我不煩人。

I'm an orange.

我是一個橙色的人。

I want you to leave now.

我希望你現在就離開。

Okay.

好的。

Okay, I'll go get it.

好的，我去拿。

I'll like, I'll five.

我喜歡，我五。

Yes, I get it go.

是的，我明白了，走吧。

I would.

我願意。

Except I feel like I had something I needed to tell you.

除了我覺得我有一些事情需要告訴你。

Oh really?

哦，真的嗎？

Probably some joke.

可能是一些笑話。

No doubt.

毋庸置疑。

What was it mart?

它是什麼馬特？

That is not my name.

這不是我的名字。

Oh, you know what?

哦，你知道嗎？

It just came back to me, spit it out then.

它剛剛回到我身邊，當時就把它吐出來了。

What?

什麼？

What what is so incredibly important that just came back to you, boomerang.

什麼是如此令人難以置信的重要，剛剛回到你身邊，迴旋鏢。

Huh, wow, would you look at that?

咦，哇，你會看這個嗎？

Floor marks?

地板痕跡？

A floor mat.

一個地墊。

Ar har very funny.

阿哈非常有趣。