You are about to enter the courtroom of judge walter, winchell waffle.

你即將進入沃爾特法官的法庭，溫切爾-瓦夫爾。

The foods are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final.

食品是真實的，案件是真實的，裁決是最終的。

This is judge waffle.

這是法官的胡言亂語。

Blueberry pancake is suing his former friend squash for the cost of cosmetic surgery after squash supposedly fell on top of him without warning.

藍莓煎餅正在起訴他的前朋友南瓜，要求支付整容手術的費用，因為南瓜據說在沒有警告的情況下倒在他身上。

All rise.

全體起立。

Simon didn't say okay, Simon says all rise, judge waffle.

西蒙沒有說好，西蒙說都起來了，法官瓦解了。

This is case number A.

這就是A號案件。

O The matter of pancake versus squash parties have been sworn in, be seated.

O 煎餅果子與地瓜的事情當事人已經宣誓，請就座。

Simon says be seated and you guys are quick studies mr pancake What exactly happened the other day?

西蒙說要坐下來，你們快研究一下煎餅先生，那天到底發生了什麼？

I was just sitting there being awesome as usual.

我只是像往常一樣坐在那裡發呆。

Then suddenly this squash fell out of the sky and squished me messed me up something fierce.

然後突然間，這個南瓜從天而降，把我壓扁了，把我弄得很難受。

You know you look fine to me was the accident.

你知道你在我眼裡看起來很好，就是那場事故。

Really that bad your honor before the accident.

在事故發生前，你的榮譽真的那麼糟糕。

I was a blue berry muffin.

我是一個藍莓鬆餅。

Whoa!

哇!

That's flat out crazy!

這真是太瘋狂了!

Well it certainly seems you're entitled to the money.

好吧，看來你當然有權得到這筆錢。

What do you have to say squash?

你有什麼要說的嗎，壁球？

But it wasn't me, it was the one armed man convincing testimony.

但不是我，是那個持槍的人在做說服性的證言。

Perhaps we should be looking for this one armed man, wait a second.

也許我們應該尋找這個獨臂人，等一下。

You're seriously rethinking your ruling because he blamed some imaginary one armed man fan and I'm a pancake your honor.

你在認真反思你的裁決，因為他指責了一些想象中的獨臂人粉絲，而我是個煎餅，你的榮譽。

You're right pancake judgment for the plaintiff in the amount of your honor.

你是對的薄餅判決原告的金額，你的榮譽。

It was the one armed man.

是那個獨臂人。

Oh that's right.

哦，這是正確的。

I had forgotten about the one armed man Orange.

我已經忘記了獨臂人奧蘭治的事。

What is going on?

發生了什麼事？

This must be your first trial with judge waffle.

這一定是你與法官華夫的第一次審判。

He's one heck of a waffler.

他是一個搖擺不定的人。

Okay squash is guilty.

好吧，壁球是有罪的。

No, wait not guilty but probably guilty.

不，等一下不是有罪，而是可能有罪。

I just don't know, I see.

我只是不知道，我明白。

Why did he become a judge if he can't make up his mind?

如果他不能下定決心，為什麼要成為一名法官？

Probably because he gets to hit stuff with his cool hammer Orange, stop it.

可能是因為他可以用他的酷錘橙子打東西，別鬧了。

Simon says stop it man, my only weakness.

西蒙說，別這樣，我唯一的弱點。

Alright before I can reach a decision, I'm going to need to see some evidence, your honor.

好吧，在我能做出決定之前，我需要看到一些證據，法官大人。

This is exhibit a my before and after photos.

這是我的前後照片的展覽。

You could be on a slim fast commercial exhibit B A rendering of what I'll look like after the plastic surgeon does his thing.

你可以在一個瘦身廣告上展示B 整形外科醫生做完手術後我的效果圖。

God, it's you like that ladies.

上帝，是你這樣的女士。

It's the chin of Gourd Clooney.

這是葫蘆娃克魯尼的下巴。

Wait a minute.

等一下。

You're not just trying to frame squash or you can get a new chin, are you?

你不只是想框住壁球，或者你可以得到一個新的下巴，是嗎？

I think I'm going to side with squash on this one, no, no, no, I'm the victim here, a valid point in that case.

我想在這個問題上我要站在壁球的一邊，不，不，不，我是這裡的受害者，在這種情況下，一個有效的觀點。

I guess I should find squash guilty, but it wasn't me, it was the one armed man.

我想，我應該認定小隊有罪，但不是我，是那個獨臂人。

Yes, it was the one armed man.

是的，就是那個獨臂人。

You gotta believe me.

你得相信我。

No one armed man, look out, he's got his squashing gavel, try and get out of the way.

沒有人武裝的人，小心，他有他的壓扁槌，試著讓開。

Maybe I'll stay here, but here's too dangerous, but if I move, maybe he'll miss me, what do I do?

也許我會留在這裡，但這裡太危險了，但如果我搬家，也許他會想念我，我該怎麼辦呢？

Why can't this?

為什麼不能這樣呢？

Oh man, that was an awful lot of waffle, waffling.

哦，夥計，那是一個非常多的胡言亂語，胡攪蠻纏。

Hey, what's the matter?

嘿，怎麼了？

Don't you like my joke?

你不喜歡我的笑話嗎？

Simon says laugh now.

西蒙說，現在笑吧。

That's batter adjourned.

那就休戰吧。

Seriously, I hated that carton.

說真的，我討厭那個紙盒。

I felt like my butt was turning into jam.

我感覺我的屁股要變成果醬了。

Are you even listening to me?

你到底有沒有在聽我說話？

Sorry, I can't hear a word over that guy.

對不起，我聽不到那個人說的話。

Hey, hey berry boys.

嘿，嘿，漿果男孩。

Hey, what, what is it?

嘿，什麼，是什麼？

Who would, I don't know.

誰會呢，我不知道。

What is up squash?

壁球是什麼？

Did you guys start?

你們開始了嗎？

What's up without me?

沒有我怎麼行？

Yo yo yo Oh would you stop it?

呦呦呦哦，你能不能別鬧了？

Hey, did somebody say, shut up.

嘿，有沒有人說，閉嘴。

This is what you do with your time.

這是你用你的時間做的事情。

I don't even have the words for how stupid this is guys.

我甚至不知道該怎麼說這是多麼愚蠢的事情，夥計們。

What if he's right?

如果他是對的呢？

What if this whole, what's up?

如果這整個，怎麼了？

Schtick is getting old.

施蒂克已經變老了。

Whoa!

哇!

Sounds like you need, whoa, why?

聽起來你需要，哇，為什麼？

What?

什麼？

Why zip, zip.

為什麼是拉鍊，拉鍊。

The only known substance with more energy per ounce than zoom, prepare yourself for a new dimension of intensity.

唯一已知的每盎司能量超過變焦的物質，請準備好接受新的強度。

Zoom is now, this is great, I'm covered in zoom juice.

縮放是現在，這很好，我渾身都是縮放的汁液。

Does anybody else feel kind of weird?

還有人覺得有點奇怪嗎？

Uh, sticky count is weird.

呃，粘性計數很奇怪。

Weird.

很奇怪。

I don't feel weird.

我並不覺得奇怪。

I feel great.

我感覺很好。

I feel awesome.

我感覺很好。

I feel like, hey, strawberry, Hey orange, what is it squash, wow!

我覺得，嘿，草莓，嘿，橘子，這是什麼南瓜，哇！我覺得，嘿，草莓。

Hello, gather around fruit lovers for today is an extra special episode of how to It is Yes.

大家好，聚集在水果愛好者身邊，今天是一個特別的情節，即如何是的。

Can you not tell from the fancy decor in my bubble pipe?

從我的保麗龍管中的花哨裝飾，你還看不出嗎？

I just feel like some of our, how to episodes have been a bit well.

我只是覺得我們的一些，如何的劇集已經有點好。

Lowbrow, so whatever today's prompt is we're going to do it right, we're gonna be educational and we're gonna be classy about so I shouldn't have put that whoopee cushion under your chair.

低俗，所以不管今天的提示是什麼，我們都會做得很好，我們會有教育意義，我們會很有品位，所以我不應該在你的椅子下放那個哭哭啼啼的墊子。

Let's just get to the prompt and let's be classy about it today.

讓我們直接進入提示，今天讓我們優雅地對待它。

Orange and I will show you how to squash pear.

橙色和我將告訴你如何壓扁梨子。

What wow.

什麼哇。

Good thing you moved.

好在你搬家了。

This episode would have been shorter than your chair is, wow, this is not how this episode was supposed to go.

這一集會比你的椅子還短，哇，這一集不應該是這樣的。

We already started so we might as well make the best of it when life gives you lemons.

我們已經開始了，所以當生活給你檸檬的時候，我們不妨把它做到最好。

Make lemon juice.

製作檸檬汁。

Hey, that's not how the saying, wow, sorry, wow, things really went sour for old lemon.

嘿，這話可不是這麼說的，哇，對不起，哇，老檸檬的事情真的變味了。

Now then option one for squashing pair, trick him into standing directly underneath squash.

現在再選擇壓扁對的方案一，騙他站在壓扁的正下方。

I found that book you like, oh yeah, nice try orange.

我找到了你喜歡的那本書，哦，是的，不錯的嘗試，橙色。

I'm not gonna fall for that.

我不會上當的。

I'll just stand over here in the shade man.

我就站在這裡的陰涼處吧，夥計。

You're too smart for me.

你對我來說太聰明瞭。

Wait a minute.

等一下。

Why is the shade getting smaller?

為什麼樹蔭會越來越小？

Gosh, you're hard to squash.

天哪，你很難壓制住。

Guess it's on the option to get creative believe it or not.

我猜這是在選擇上有創意，不管你信不信。

There are other things capable of squashing parrot besides squash, like bookshelves and hammers, relax pear.

除了南瓜，還有其他能夠壓扁鸚鵡的東西，比如書架和錘子，放鬆梨子。

I promise you're perfectly safe.

我保證你是完全安全的。

Really because I feel like my life's been at risk.

真的，因為我覺得我的生命已經受到了威脅。

This entire video, huh?

這整個視頻，嗯？

In the end.

最後。

If fair winds up being too evasive, you'll have no other choice than option three.

如果公平贏得了太多的迴避，你將沒有其他選擇，只有選擇三。

No one to give up you win pair.

沒有人放棄你贏得對。

We'll do this the classy way, come, have a drink, sit down in the shade.

我們將以優雅的方式進行，來吧，喝一杯，在樹蔭下坐下。

You've earned it.

你已經贏得了它。

Yeah, no kidding.

是的，不開玩笑。

I swear the things I put myself through, just for the sake of entertaining.

我發誓我讓自己經歷的事情，只是為了娛樂。

Wait the shade Circus Afro Circus Afro Circus.

等待陰涼的馬戲團Afro Circus Afro Circus。

Afro polka dot, polka dot polka dot afro Now, that's what this circus needs.

非洲波爾卡點，波爾卡點波爾卡點非洲人 現在，這就是這個馬戲團需要的東西。

Look at that.

看看這個。

Zebra go, well, I did tell you that rainbow wigs are the wave of the future he's hired now, who do we have next?

斑馬去，好吧，我確實告訴過你，彩虹假髮是未來的趨勢，他現在被僱用了，我們下一個是誰？

Techno lemurs.

科技狐狸。

I love techno lemurs, so I should just put down.

我喜歡技術性的狐狸，所以我應該直接放下來。

Yes, Now we can only find a bear on a tricycle.

是的，現在我們只能找到一隻騎著三輪車的熊。

We'll take her three for three.

我們將以三分之三的價格收購她。

These are the best auditions ever.

這些是有史以來最好的試鏡。

Absolutely, we're going to be a hit now, all we need is one more big act, the grand finale.

絕對的，我們現在要成為一個熱門，我們需要的是再有一個大的行動，即大結局。

Who's next?

誰是下一個？

Hey, sorry we're late, but there was an elephant in the carpool lane.

嘿，對不起，我們遲到了，但在拼車道上有一頭大象。

Good thing.

好事情。

Our trunk is bigger than his.

我們的樹幹比他的大。

Alright, alright, stop your clowning around and we'll uh start your clowning around.

好吧，好吧，停止你的打鬧，我們將呃開始你的打鬧。

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, novelty toys and that creepy looking candy guy, prepare yourselves for the greatest show on earth.

女士們，先生們，男孩和女孩，新奇的玩具和那個看起來令人毛骨悚然的糖果人，準備好迎接地球上最偉大的表演。

Witness the feats that only fruits can perform.

見證只有水果才能完成的壯舉。

First up, our little lumber Jack of all trades midget.

首先是我們的小木材專家，他是所有行業的侏儒。

Don't worry folks, I love to multi acts.

別擔心，夥計們，我喜歡多行為。

Yes, I knew I should've juggled hippopotamuses instead.

是的，我知道我應該用河馬來代替雜耍。

Our next performer is never on time.

我們的下一個表演者從來都是準時的。

But don't worry, he's worth the, wait, f Y.

但別擔心，他值得，等等，F Y。

I were not a package deal?

我不是一攬子交易嗎？

I'm totally down with freelancing.

我完全贊同自由職業者的做法。

I'm not sure which one is the dumbbell Next.

我不確定哪一個是啞鈴的下一個。

Oh, do you know what's light, fluffy and 50ft up in the air.

哦，你知道什麼是輕盈的、蓬鬆的和50英尺高的嗎？

What?

什麼？

Oh, into the cloud, it's marshmallow and don't forget the master acrobat squash guys, I feel dizzy.

哦，進入雲端，是棉花糖，別忘了雜技大師的方陣，我覺得頭暈。

Okay wow, that really is a compact car Next.

好吧，哇，這真的是一輛緊湊型汽車。

Our final act is a mythical based beyond imagination, part fruit, part wild animal.

我們的最後一幕是基於超越想象的神話，一部分是水果，一部分是野生動物。

It's the one, it's the only right Hey, stop look guys, you're not cut out for this.

這是一個，這是唯一正確的 嘿，別看了，夥計們，你們不適合做這個。

Okay, we need something fresh, something hot, something nobody's ever seen before, something like like that.

好的，我們需要一些新鮮的東西，一些熱的東西，一些沒有人見過的東西，類似這樣的東西。

Now that's what I'm talking about.

現在這就是我所說的。

Everybody loves techno levers.

每個人都喜歡技術性的槓桿。

You see that fellas that's what I'm talking about, I think you can give old big top what he's looking for.

你看，夥計們，這就是我說的，我想你可以給老大頭他所尋找的東西。

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

We've always wanted to wake out hot dog.

我們一直想喚醒外面的熱狗。

This is it the thing finale you guys are gonna be starred, this is fantastic.

這是它的事情決賽，你們會成為明星，這是夢幻般的。

But what happened to your friend squad?

但是你的朋友小隊怎麼了？

That was terrible.

這很糟糕。

Whoa, looks like we're not the only one to catch a break.

哇，看起來我們並不是唯一一個獲得突破的人。

Ah It's your boy little apple today, me and the whole gang are doing the roast yourself.

啊，今天是你的孩子小蘋果，我和整個團伙都在自己做烤肉。

Challenge the what yourself Who now the roast yourself challenge, you know what that is?

挑戰什麼自己 現在誰在挑戰烤肉自己，你知道那是什麼嗎？

Right?

對嗎？

Um It doesn't involve setting your butt on fire, does it squash?

嗯，這不涉及到把你的屁股燒起來，是嗎，壁球？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

We're just gonna make fun of ourselves, You make fun of ourselves, it's super easy.

我們只是要取笑自己，你取笑自己，這超級簡單。

You just put on a beat and you do a diss track about yourself.

你只是放上一個節拍，然後做一個關於你自己的異議曲目。

I'll go first, I promise, I'll keep it short for your sake?

我先說，我保證，為了你的利益，我將保持簡短？

Little apple.

小蘋果。

It's the roast yourself challenge dude.

這是對自己的烤肉挑戰，老兄。

Alright, alright, alright.

好了，好了，好了。

Alright.

好吧。

I'm orange people sometimes say I'm annoying my own best friends.

我是橙色的，人們有時會說我惹惱了自己的好朋友。

They rarely enjoy me my teeth.

他們很少享受我的牙齒。

I don't, I don't speak to my crushing jokes on my defense mechanism.

我不，我不對我的防衛機制講粉碎性的笑話。

Yeah, that was perfect.

是的，這很完美。

Orange squash.

橙色的南瓜。

You understand now?

你現在明白了嗎？

Um, I guess, but why would you make fun of yourself dude, It's fun.

嗯，我想是的，但你為什麼要取笑自己呢，這很有趣。

Here, watch this.

在這裡，看這個。

Uh, pear.

呃，梨子。

I'm oblong.

我是長方形的。

I'm green and I'm boring unlike orange.

我是綠色的，我很無聊，不像橙色。

My fans aren't exactly adoring.

我的粉絲並不完全是崇拜的。

I'd love to read books and cat juggy books and when I talk too long I leave everyone snoring.

我喜歡看書，喜歡看貓咪的書，當我說得太長時，就會讓大家打鼾。

What you guys think?

你們怎麼看？

Really?

真的嗎？

You guys, we were just joking.

夥計們，我們只是在開玩笑。

Well grandpa Lemon wasn't so squash.

好吧，萊蒙爺爺沒有那麼多壁球。

You ready to roast yourself?

你準備好烤自己了嗎？

I don't know if you guys would like it.

我不知道你們是否會喜歡它。

Yeah.

是的。

Dude, give it a spin.

老兄，給它一個旋轉。

Okay.

好的。

Here it goes.

在這裡，它開始了。

Name is squash.

名字是壁球。

I only do one thing and that thing is to morning it's evening.

我只做一件事，這件事是到了晚上才開始。

It's, but I'm not one trick pony cause I also came.

它是，但我不是一招鮮，因為我也來了。

How was that?

那是怎麼回事？

Sorry about all the murder and destruction.

對所有的謀殺和破壞感到抱歉。

I tried to warn you.

我試圖警告你。

Okay, maybe someone else should go.

好吧，也許應該有其他人去。

I have a secret that I have never told.

我有一個祕密，我從來沒有說過。

Finally tell that was your deep dark secret that you have difficulty rhyming time to bring it on.

最後告訴那是你深藏不露的祕密，你有困難押韻的時間，把它帶來。

Cutie.

可愛。

I'm tiny.

我很渺小。

I compensate with monster trucks and likely can't breathe.

我用怪物卡車進行補償，很可能無法呼吸。

I'll keep this brief take like a week where jump scares me and sit down.

我將保持這個簡短的採取像一個星期的跳躍嚇唬我，坐下來。

Oh cool.

哦，太好了。

Since I'm from the chocolate outside and the creamy inside, I'm probably the best cookie ever invented.

由於我是來自巧克力的外面和奶油的裡面，我可能是有史以來最好的餅乾。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Thanks for filling me in, wow.

謝謝你讓我瞭解情況，哇。

Never heard that one before.

以前從未聽說過這句話。

Hey, Hey, oreo.

嘿，嘿，奧利奧。

What squash what's a squash?

什麼南瓜什麼是南瓜？

Whoa, Not crumble up again.

哇，不是又崩潰了。

Hey, hey squash squash e hey, what what is it?

嘿，嘿，壁球壁球e嘿，什麼什麼？

You can't squash this.

你不能壓制這個。

You don't even want to squash you, You can't watch this.

你甚至不想壓死你，你不能看這個。

I actually like you, you can't squash this my friend squash squashes so hard.

其實我喜歡你，你不能壓制這個，我的朋友壓制得很厲害。

God thank you for blessing me with the rind.

上帝感謝你賜予我果皮。

So find these two right feels good.

是以，找到這兩個權利感覺很好。

You know your round and you know that squash can't pound you down on the fan.

你知道你的圓形，你知道壁球不能把你撲倒在風扇上。

You guys watch this.

你們看這個。

You guys watch this squash, anybody.

你們看這個壁球，任何人都可以。

You can't squash this.

你不能壓制這個。

Every time you see squashing squashing, he means it brought the lead and he gives bananas.