Name: 惱人的橙色--最佳壁球劇集超級剪輯! (Annoying Orange - Best Squash Episodes Supercut!)
Uploaded: 2022-12-26T19:20:57.000Z
Duration: 17 min 19 s

You are about to enter the courtroom of judge walter, winchell waffle.

你即將進入沃爾特法官的法庭，溫切爾-瓦夫爾。

The foods are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final.

食品是真實的，案件是真實的，裁決是最終的。

Blueberry pancake is suing his former friend squash for the cost of cosmetic surgery after squash supposedly fell on top of him without warning.

藍莓煎餅正在起訴他的前朋友南瓜，要求支付整容手術的費用，因為南瓜據說在沒有警告的情況下倒在他身上。

Simon didn't say okay, Simon says all rise, judge waffle.

西蒙沒有說好，西蒙說都起來了，法官瓦解了。

O The matter of pancake versus squash parties have been sworn in, be seated.

O 煎餅果子與地瓜的事情當事人已經宣誓，請就座。

Simon says be seated and you guys are quick studies mr pancake What exactly happened the other day?

西蒙說要坐下來，你們快研究一下煎餅先生，那天到底發生了什麼？

I was just sitting there being awesome as usual.

我只是像往常一樣坐在那裡發呆。

Then suddenly this squash fell out of the sky and squished me messed me up something fierce.

然後突然間，這個南瓜從天而降，把我壓扁了，把我弄得很難受。

You know you look fine to me was the accident.

你知道你在我眼裡看起來很好，就是那場事故。

Really that bad your honor before the accident.

在事故發生前，你的榮譽真的那麼糟糕。

Well it certainly seems you're entitled to the money.

好吧，看來你當然有權得到這筆錢。

But it wasn't me, it was the one armed man convincing testimony.

但不是我，是那個持槍的人在做說服性的證言。

Perhaps we should be looking for this one armed man, wait a second.

也許我們應該尋找這個獨臂人，等一下。

You're seriously rethinking your ruling because he blamed some imaginary one armed man fan and I'm a pancake your honor.

你在認真反思你的裁決，因為他指責了一些想象中的獨臂人粉絲，而我是個煎餅，你的榮譽。

You're right pancake judgment for the plaintiff in the amount of your honor.

你是對的薄餅判決原告的金額，你的榮譽。

I had forgotten about the one armed man Orange.

我已經忘記了獨臂人奧蘭治的事。

This must be your first trial with judge waffle.

這一定是你與法官華夫的第一次審判。

不，等一下不是有罪，而是可能有罪。

Why did he become a judge if he can't make up his mind?

如果他不能下定決心，為什麼要成為一名法官？

Probably because he gets to hit stuff with his cool hammer Orange, stop it.

可能是因為他可以用他的酷錘橙子打東西，別鬧了。

Simon says stop it man, my only weakness.

西蒙說，別這樣，我唯一的弱點。

Alright before I can reach a decision, I'm going to need to see some evidence, your honor.

好吧，在我能做出決定之前，我需要看到一些證據，法官大人。

This is exhibit a my before and after photos.

You could be on a slim fast commercial exhibit B A rendering of what I'll look like after the plastic surgeon does his thing.

你可以在一個瘦身廣告上展示B 整形外科醫生做完手術後我的效果圖。

You're not just trying to frame squash or you can get a new chin, are you?

你不只是想框住壁球，或者你可以得到一個新的下巴，是嗎？

I think I'm going to side with squash on this one, no, no, no, I'm the victim here, a valid point in that case.

我想在這個問題上我要站在壁球的一邊，不，不，不，我是這裡的受害者，在這種情況下，一個有效的觀點。

I guess I should find squash guilty, but it wasn't me, it was the one armed man.

我想，我應該認定小隊有罪，但不是我，是那個獨臂人。

No one armed man, look out, he's got his squashing gavel, try and get out of the way.

沒有人武裝的人，小心，他有他的壓扁槌，試著讓開。

Maybe I'll stay here, but here's too dangerous, but if I move, maybe he'll miss me, what do I do?

也許我會留在這裡，但這裡太危險了，但如果我搬家，也許他會想念我，我該怎麼辦呢？

Oh man, that was an awful lot of waffle, waffling.

哦，夥計，那是一個非常多的胡言亂語，胡攪蠻纏。

I felt like my butt was turning into jam.

我感覺我的屁股要變成果醬了。

Sorry, I can't hear a word over that guy.

對不起，我聽不到那個人說的話。

I don't even have the words for how stupid this is guys.

我甚至不知道該怎麼說這是多麼愚蠢的事情，夥計們。

The only known substance with more energy per ounce than zoom, prepare yourself for a new dimension of intensity.

唯一已知的每盎司能量超過變焦的物質，請準備好接受新的強度。

Zoom is now, this is great, I'm covered in zoom juice.

縮放是現在，這很好，我渾身都是縮放的汁液。

I feel like, hey, strawberry, Hey orange, what is it squash, wow!

我覺得，嘿，草莓，嘿，橘子，這是什麼南瓜，哇！我覺得，嘿，草莓。

Hello, gather around fruit lovers for today is an extra special episode of how to It is Yes.

大家好，聚集在水果愛好者身邊，今天是一個特別的情節，即如何是的。

Can you not tell from the fancy decor in my bubble pipe?

從我的保麗龍管中的花哨裝飾，你還看不出嗎？

I just feel like some of our, how to episodes have been a bit well.

我只是覺得我們的一些，如何的劇集已經有點好。

Lowbrow, so whatever today's prompt is we're going to do it right, we're gonna be educational and we're gonna be classy about so I shouldn't have put that whoopee cushion under your chair.

低俗，所以不管今天的提示是什麼，我們都會做得很好，我們會有教育意義，我們會很有品位，所以我不應該在你的椅子下放那個哭哭啼啼的墊子。

Let's just get to the prompt and let's be classy about it today.

讓我們直接進入提示，今天讓我們優雅地對待它。

Orange and I will show you how to squash pear.

橙色和我將告訴你如何壓扁梨子。

This episode would have been shorter than your chair is, wow, this is not how this episode was supposed to go.

這一集會比你的椅子還短，哇，這一集不應該是這樣的。

We already started so we might as well make the best of it when life gives you lemons.

我們已經開始了，所以當生活給你檸檬的時候，我們不妨把它做到最好。

Hey, that's not how the saying, wow, sorry, wow, things really went sour for old lemon.

嘿，這話可不是這麼說的，哇，對不起，哇，老檸檬的事情真的變味了。

Now then option one for squashing pair, trick him into standing directly underneath squash.

現在再選擇壓扁對的方案一，騙他站在壓扁的正下方。

I found that book you like, oh yeah, nice try orange.

我找到了你喜歡的那本書，哦，是的，不錯的嘗試，橙色。

I'll just stand over here in the shade man.

我就站在這裡的陰涼處吧，夥計。

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