No, don't tell me.

不，不要告訴我。

I don't want to know.

我不想知道。

It's just a little larger than usual.

只是比平時大一點。

Don't worry, the swelling will go down.

不要擔心，腫脹會消退的。

It must be nice to have your best feature be so prominent.

你的最佳特徵如此突出，一定很好。

My best feature's my hands.

我最大的特點是我的手。

That's why I play the UKulele.

這就是我彈UKulele的原因。

It gets your hands right out there, you know.

它讓你的手在那裡，你知道。

Are you a professional UKulele player?

你是一個專業的UKulele演奏者嗎？

Oh no, I'm a writer.

哦，不，我是個作家。

What do you write T shirts?

你寫的T恤是什麼？

Really?

真的嗎？

I wrote Save the dolphins.

我寫了《拯救海豚》。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

What do you mean you wrote it?

你說你寫的是什麼意思？

I wasn't the first person to say that.

我並不是第一個這麼說的人。

I was the first person to put it on a T shirt.

我是第一個把它印在T恤衫上的人。

Did you do life as a beach?

你做過沙灘上的生活嗎？

Oh, I wish I met the guy who wrote that at a party.

哦，我希望我在一個聚會上遇到了寫這篇文章的人。

He kind of snubbed me.

他有點冷落了我。

You know, we haven't been properly introduced.

你知道，我們還沒有被正確介紹。

My name is louis chris.

我的名字是路易-克里斯。

Oh yes.

哦，是的。

I wonder whether you starts with a C.

我想知道你是否以C開頭。

Or a K.

或一個K。

I wonder if you have a skinny uncle Harry or a fat aunt faith.

我想知道你是否有一個瘦小的哈里叔叔或一個肥胖的信仰阿姨。

I wonder if you know how good you look in those pantyhose.

我想知道你是否知道你穿著這些連褲襪有多好看。

I wonder if you're happy that I didn't mention anything about the things coming out of your nose.

我不知道你是否為我沒有提到從你鼻子裡出來的東西而感到高興。