Welcome to the juice, the show whose christmas decorations are straight fire.

歡迎來到《果汁》，這個節目的聖誕裝飾品直接是火。

Yeah.

是的。

Hey, I'm trying to talk here, keep it down.

嘿，我想在這裡說話，小點聲。

Would you?

你會嗎？

We have a festive prompt to match the decor to today.

我們有一個節日的提示，以配合今天的裝飾。

Jackie wants to know, what are you asking santa for this year?

成龍想知道，你今年向聖誕老人要什麼？

I was hoping for a question like that.

我正希望有這樣一個問題。

Okay.

好的。

I want to know your thoughts, Let them flow, let them flow, let them flow.

我想知道你的想法，讓它們流動，讓它們流動，讓它們流動。

What's the juice boring?

什麼是無聊的果汁？

Yeah, it is marshy.

是的，它是沼澤地。

Come on.

來吧。

Did anybody ask for, you know, actual things?

有沒有人要求，你知道，實際的東西？

As a matter of fact I did.

事實上，我做到了。

I asked for annoying orange slushies.

我要求的是惱人的橘子味的slushies。

Never has the kitchen group been so squeezable, adorable or affordable.

廚房組從來沒有像現在這樣可擠、可愛或實惠。

That's right.

這就對了。

This holiday season, the whole game can be yours for a price.

在這個假日季節，整個遊戲可以花錢買到。

That's anything but annoying.

這一點很好，但也很煩人。

So roll on over to annoying orange dot com for some holiday gift ideas that won't cost you an arm and a leg because they don't have arms or legs.

是以，請滾到惱人的橙色網站，瞭解一些節日禮物的想法，這些禮物不會花費你的胳膊和腿，因為它們沒有胳膊或腿。

Um, okay.

嗯，好的。

Does anyone else want to go?

還有人想去嗎？

Oh my God, I can actually feel the audience retention dropping right now.

哦，我的上帝，我實際上可以感覺到觀眾的保留率現在正在下降。

Anyone besides Marcy, I'll go, oh man, I asked santa for so many things this year.

除了馬西，任何人我都會去，哦，夥計，我今年向聖誕老人要了這麼多東西。

A Nintendo switch, a new backpack, a squish mellow.

一個任天堂開關，一個新的揹包，一個壓扁的圓球。

A squish mellow.

一個壓扁的圓潤。

I was recently mistaken for a squish mellow and he got squished, wow, nice going little apple.

最近我被誤認為是壓扁了的圓潤，他被壓扁了，哇，好厲害的小蘋果。

What did I do?

我做了什麼？

I just ask for toys like a lego set in hot wheels.

我只是要求提供玩具，如熱輪的樂高套裝。

Now you've done it.

現在你已經做到了。

Done what exactly?

到底做了什麼？

My third cousin plus marshmallows are shaped like wheels.

我的三表哥加上棉花糖的形狀像車輪。

Let's move along to passion possum actually, I already got my gift from santa this year, wow.

讓我們繼續往下看，其實激情負鼠，我今年已經收到了聖誕老人的禮物，哇。

Really, yep.

真的，是的。

So I went ahead and hung it.

所以我就去把它掛起來了。

Why?

為什麼？

Why are you doing that with your eyes?

你為什麼要用你的眼睛做這個？

Um are you okay?

嗯，你還好嗎？

Orange?

橙色？

That's mistletoe.

那是槲寄生。

Whoa, I can't believe I missed that.

哇，我真不敢相信我錯過了這個。

But you know what, I'll be sure not to miss these deals on the complete set of annoying orange slushies.

但是你知道嗎，我一定不會錯過這些關於整套惱人的橙色slushies的交易。

So realistic.

如此現實。

You'll think your favorite anthropomorphic produces living in your kitchen as soft as they are collectible.

你會認為你最喜歡的擬人化產品生活在你的廚房裡，就像他們的收藏一樣柔軟。

These orange.

這些橙色。

Yeah, you seem to have disappeared in some kind of advertisement again.

是的，你似乎又在某種廣告中消失了。

Whoa, thanks.

哇，謝謝。

I'll take that under advisement, get it add.

我會考慮的，把它加進去。

Well no one's gonna ask me, I'll go ahead and just say this christmas I asked for coal, coal, coal coal, what did I just say bro?

好吧，沒有人會問我，我就繼續說，這個聖誕節我要求的是煤，煤，煤，煤，我剛才說什麼了，兄弟？

See here's the thing, I got coal for christmas last year, year before that coal before that a paperweight.

事情是這樣的，去年聖誕節我得到了煤，前年是煤，再前年是鎮紙。

Oh that's actually kind of nice.

哦，這其實是很好的。

The paperweight was made of cold passion.

鎮紙是由冰冷的激情製成的。

I can see the writing on the wall.

我可以看到牆上的文字。

I have been a bad boy this year.

今年我一直是個壞孩子。

I can't help it.

我不能幫助它。

I'm just a bad boy at heart, you know what I mean?

我只是一個內心深處的壞男孩，你知道我的意思嗎？

So this year I'm gonna trick santa claus with reverse psychology.

所以今年我打算用逆向心理學來欺騙聖誕老人。

You think reverse psychology will actually work?

你認為逆向心理學真的會起作用嗎？

Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.

是的，是的，你可能是對的。

No way it'll actually work.

它不可能真正發揮作用。

Hey, not so fast.

嘿，別那麼快。

I bet it'll work just fine.

我敢打賭，它的工作會很好。

It oh my gosh you just use reverse psychology on me.

哦，我的天哪，你只是對我使用了反向心理學。

That's right.

這就對了。

So now that santa thinks I actually want coal for christmas, maybe you'll bring me what I actually want, which is a girlfriend on behalf of ladies everywhere.

是以，現在聖誕老人認為我實際上想要煤作為聖誕禮物，也許你會給我帶來我真正想要的東西，那就是代表各地女士的女朋友。

This is your chance.

這是你的機會。

Passion just shot grapefruit down.

激情剛剛把柚子射下來。

She's smiling at you and she's still underneath the mistletoe.

她在對你微笑，她還在槲寄生下面。

Do you understand what this means?

你明白這意味著什麼嗎？

I actually do.

我實際上是這樣做的。

It means passions in danger.

這意味著危險中的激情。

Passion look out.

激情看出來了。

Huh?

嗯？

Lawrence you saved me.

勞倫斯你救了我。

Yeah, yeah, I guess I did and don't look now, but we're underneath another missile toe.

是的，是的，我想我做到了，現在不要看，但我們在另一個飛彈腳趾下面。

So are we supposed to kiss now or no, I mean it mistletoe.

那麼，我們現在應該親吻還是不親吻，我是說槲寄生。