Absolutely incredible.

絕對不可思議。

Thanks.

謝謝。

It just came to me.

它就這樣出現在我面前。

Yeah, I'm not talking to you.

是的，我不是在和你說話。

I'm talking to her cola cola high minto.

我在和她的可樂高明託說話。

Um, orange is that can of kola in love with that pack of Mentos?

嗯，橙子是那罐可樂愛上了那包曼妥思？

Kiss me, You aluminum hunk.

吻我，你這個鋁製大塊頭。

What's the big idea dude?

有什麼大的想法，老兄？

Yeah, pair.

是的，一對。

You totally just pop blocked him.

你完全是把他堵死了。

Do you have any idea what happens when kola meets Mentos?

你知道當考拉遇到曼妥思會發生什麼嗎？

I don't know, babies?

我不知道，嬰兒？

An explosion?

爆炸？

An explosion of love?

愛的爆發？

No.

沒有。

Hey guys, what's up?

嘿，夥計們，怎麼了？

Oh, be still my heart.

哦，我的心不要動。

You put the ball in Baller balloon.

你把球放在Baller氣球裡。

Look at you, Take me, take me down there.

看看你，帶我，帶我下去。

He goes.

他走了。

Pop blocking again.

又是流行性阻擊。

That's right.

這就對了。

I am pop blocking because a pop is exactly what's gonna happen if the two of you get together.

我是阻擋流行的，因為如果你們兩個人在一起，流行正是會發生的。

Well, I think we should be free to love whoever we choose.

好吧，我認為我們應該有自由去愛我們選擇的人。

Am I the only one here without the brain the size of an insect?

我是這裡唯一沒有昆蟲般大小的大腦的人嗎？

Hey, I resent that.

嘿，我很反感這一點。

Oh my God looking fly boy.

哦，我的天哪，看起來像個蒼蠅的男孩。

Seriously?

真的嗎？

You're in love with a can of bug spray.

你愛上了一罐殺蟲劑。

We don't choose who we love pear.

我們不選擇我們所愛的梨子。

Come here, you big beautiful love bug.

來到這裡，你這個美麗的大愛蟲。

Hey, what's going on here?

嘿，這裡發生了什麼？

I'm trying to stop Romeo and Juliet here from making the worst decisions of their lives.

我試圖在這裡阻止羅密歐和朱麗葉做出他們生命中最糟糕的決定。

Oh well you're talking to the right person.

哦，那你就找對人了。

I happen to be a professional matchmaker.

我正好是一個專業的媒人。

Perfect.

完美。

That's just what I need.

這正是我所需要的。

Now everyone listen up pairs, right?

現在大家都聽好了對不對？

There are couples fated for true love and then there are couples doomed to fail.

有的夫妻註定是真愛，有的夫妻則註定要失敗。

He does make a good point.

他確實說得很有道理。

The key is to keep your wits about you and be patient?

關鍵是要保持清醒，要有耐心？

Trust me with my help.

相信我的幫助。

It's only a matter of time before you meet the love of your life.

遇到你生命中的夫妻只是時間問題。

What up mitch dang, You hot girl.

怎麼了，米奇-當，你這個辣妹。

And I gotta say you're looking banging too boy.

我得說你看起來也很有活力。

Oh no, you cannot fall in love with a stick of TNT out of our way pair.

哦，不，你不能愛上一棒子TNT出我們的方式對。

This is love.

這就是愛。

But what about all that stuff?

但所有這些東西呢？

You were just talking about patience and stuff?

你剛才在說耐心之類的事？

That TNT has ignited a passion in me that cannot be tamed.

那個TNT點燃了我心中無法馴服的激情。

She's right.

她是對的。

It's valentine's day after all.

畢竟今天是情人節。

Now come here you know I give up.

現在來這裡你知道我放棄了。

Hey hey baby carrot.

嘿嘿，胡蘿蔔寶寶。

Hey baby carrot.

嘿，胡蘿蔔寶寶。

What?

什麼？

I'm really glad you could stick around.

我真的很高興你能堅持下去。

What does baby need a bottle already?

寶寶已經需要一個奶瓶了嗎？

You've been talking for hours.

你已經說了好幾個小時了。

Yeah, I am getting kind of sleepy.

是的，我開始有點困了。

Looks like you could use some zoom with zoom.

看起來你可以用一些變焦的方法。

You don't have to count sheep.

你不需要數羊。

You can ride them at the speed of sound.

你可以以音速乘坐它們。

Hey, can it buddy?

嘿，可以嗎，夥計？

It's time for bed.

是時候睡覺了。

Just one sip gives you a full night's rest in just 30 seconds.

只需喝一口，就能在30秒內讓你得到整晚的休息。

Yeah.

是的。

Well that you can't do this zoom can do.

那麼，你不能做這個變焦可以做。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Did you know that zoom is also an alternative energy source.

你知道嗎，變焦也是一種替代能源。

Did you know I can do this careful zoom is under tremendous pressure.

你知道嗎，我可以做這個小心翼翼的放大是在巨大的壓力下。

What?

什麼？

I thought you were aluminum zoom.

我以為你是鋁製變焦。

Can't hold it any longer.

不能再忍下去了。

Watch out.

注意了。

I don't want your back walk zoom is feeling drained yuck?

我不希望你的背部行走變焦是感覺被榨乾了，呸？

This place smells like cough syrup.

這個地方聞起來像咳嗽糖漿。

It's not cough syrup.

這不是咳嗽糖漿。

It's, it's are you okay?

是，是你還好嗎？

Hey zoom.

嘿，變焦。

I thought you were a can, but you look like a can't Mhm.

我以為你是個罐頭，但你看起來像個罐頭，嗯。

Is down.

是下降的。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

Feeling drained.

感覺很疲憊。

Okay, What's going on here?

好吧，這到底是怎麼回事？

What the, what are you doing?

什麼，你在做什麼？

Hey, hey look, I'm a motorboat.

嘿，嘿，看，我是一艘摩托艇。

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

Oh, I just realized I can do this.

哦，我剛剛意識到我可以這樣做。

Orange orange.

橙色橙色。

Hey, hey, who said that?

嘿，嘿，誰說的？

I didn't say it.

我沒有說。

Did you say pear?

你說的是梨子嗎？

I didn't say anything orange.

我沒有說什麼橙色。

You gotta slow down, slow down.

你得慢點，慢點。

No way.

不可能。

I feel great.

我感覺很好。

I'm gonna get so much done.

我將完成這麼多工作。

I want to paint the house.

我想粉刷房子。

You want to take the house pair?

你想拿下這對房子嗎？

Let's paint the house.

讓我們來粉刷房子。

Hey Karen, you should eat something.

嘿，凱倫，你應該吃點東西。

How about some baby back, baby?

要不要來點嬰兒背脊，寶貝？

It's okay, little guy.

沒關係，小傢伙。

Just don't worry, I'm sure this is gonna wear off any second now baby back ribs.

別擔心，我相信這東西隨時都會消失的，嬰兒背上的肋骨。

Is he finally, you know?

他終於，你知道嗎？

Yeah, I think it's finally over.

是的，我想它終於結束了。

Thank goodness for a second.

謝天謝地，有了一秒鐘。

I thought I was gonna get annoyed to death.

我以為我會被煩死的。

Hey, hey, baby carrot.

嘿，嘿，胡蘿蔔寶寶。

Yeah, bunny rabbit.

是的，小兔子。

It's time for fun in slow motion.

是時候在慢動作中尋找樂趣了。

It's hey, hey, fruit lovers!

這是嘿嘿，嘿嘿，水果愛好者們!

Welcome back to third explosion.

歡迎回到第三次爆炸。

The only show where everyone wins.

唯一的節目，每個人都是贏家。

No matter which way you what do we got on the show today?

不管你用哪種方式，我們今天的節目中都有什麼？

Announcer person dude, Today's contestant has a lot in common with you orange.

播音員老兄，今天的參賽者與你橙子有很多共同之處。

But luckily for us, she keeps it bottled up a round of applause for today's contestant Lucille.

但幸運的是，她一直把它裝在瓶子裡，為今天的參賽者露西爾鼓掌。

The orange soda.

橙色的蘇打水。

Great to be here and tip my cap to our holds for holding it down for all us.

很高興來到這裡，並向我們的控股人致敬，感謝他們為我們大家堅持下來。

Orange folk.

橙色的民間。

You're not an orange.

你不是橙子。

You're a contestant.

你是一名參賽者。

Nice.

不錯。

So here's the deal Lucille.

所以事情是這樣的，露西爾。

You're about to receive a question if you get it right, you win.

你即將收到一個問題，如果你答對了，你就贏了。

All right, but if you get it wrong, whoa.

好吧，但如果你弄錯了，哇。

This is like the best game show I've ever heard of.

這就像我所聽說的最好的遊戲節目。

It really is Lucille.

這真的是露西爾。

Here's your question.

這是你的問題。

What is the color of a mirror?

鏡子的顏色是什麼？

The color of a mirror tick tock Lucille?

鏡子的顏色嘀嗒嘀嗒的露西爾？

We don't have all day.

我們沒有一整天的時間。

Hi.

你好。

Okay, okay.

好的，好的。

This is kind of hard because we need an answer.

這有點難，因為我們需要一個答案。

I need more time.

我需要更多的時間。

Orange.

橙色。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉。

Orange is not the correct answer, but but the good news is that means you win.

橙色不是正確答案，但但好消息是這意味著你贏了。

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.

哦，對了，我忘了這部分。

What do I win?

我贏得了什麼？

Tell her announcing, Dude bro, it's candy.

告訴她宣佈，哥們兒，這是糖果。

Alright, I love candy.

好吧，我愛吃糖。

Specifically Mentos.

特別是曼妥思。

Oh um yeah, that might be trouble or it might be.

哦，嗯，是的，這可能是麻煩，也可能是。

Huh?

嗯？

Get ready All your foods floaters at home because this one's gonna be pretty sweet.

準備好你所有的食物漂浮在家裡，因為這一次將是非常甜蜜的。

Wait, what are you in?

等等，你在做什麼？

Super slow man.

超級慢的人。

Tell you what?

告訴你什麼？

People in the control room just go next.

控制室裡的人只是去下一個。

Now there's a contestant who's going places pretty much every place in the room.

現在有一個選手在房間裡的每個地方都要去的地方几乎都有。

Well that does it for this episode.

這一集的內容就到此為止。

Fruit lovers.

水果愛好者。

Hello.

你好。

This episode brought to you by doctor bananas, dentistry.

本集由香蕉醫生為您帶來，牙科。

Have you been eating too much candy and drinking too much soda.

你是否吃了太多的糖果，喝了太多的汽水。

Sure have Let doctor bananas, Take a look at your teeth.

當然有Let doctor bananas，看看你的牙齒吧。

No, he's not that kind of doctor, but what's important is that he is a Doctor Orange.

不，他不是那種醫生，但重要的是，他是一個橙色醫生。

Your teeth are too orange.

你的牙齒太橙色了。

The machine can't handle the Seriously?

機器不能處理嚴重的問題？

I hated that carton.

我討厭那個紙盒。

I felt like my butt was turning into jam.

我感覺我的屁股要變成果醬了。

Are you even listening to me?

你到底有沒有在聽我說話？

Sorry, I can't hear a word over that guy.

對不起，我聽不到那個人說的話。

Hey, hey berry boys.

嘿，嘿，漿果男孩。

Hey, what what is it?

嘿，這是什麼？

Who would?

誰會呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What is up squash?

壁球是什麼？

Did you guys start?

你們開始了嗎？

What's up without me?

沒有我怎麼行？

Sure.

當然。

Yo yo yo.

呦呦呦。

Oh would you stop it?

哦，你能不能不要這樣？

Hey did somebody say shut up.

嘿，有沒有人說閉嘴。

Seriously.

認真地說。

This is what you do with your time.

這是你對你的時間所做的事情。

I don't even have the words for how stupid this is guys.

我甚至不知道該怎麼說這是多麼愚蠢的事情，夥計們。

What if he's right, What if this hole was up?

如果他是對的呢？如果這個洞是向上的呢？

Schtick is getting old.

施蒂克已經變老了。

Whoa, sounds like you need Whoa.

哇，聽起來你需要哇。

Yes.

是的。

What?

什麼？

Why zip, zip.

為什麼是拉鍊，拉鍊。

The only known substance with more energy per ounce than zoom, prepare yourself for a new dimension of intensity.

唯一已知的每盎司能量超過變焦的物質，請準備好接受新的強度。

Zoom is now.

縮放是現在。

This is great.

這很好。

I'm covered in zoom juice.

我渾身都是變焦汁。

Does anybody else feel kind of weird?

還有人覺得有點奇怪嗎？

Uh does sticky count is weird.

呃......粘性計數很奇怪。

Weird.

很奇怪。

I don't feel weird.

我並不覺得奇怪。

I feel great.

我感覺很好。

I feel awesome.

我感覺很好。

I feel like, hey strawberry.

我覺得，嘿，草莓。

Hey orange, what is it squash?

嘿，橙色，它是什麼南瓜？

Wow.

哇。

Right, when that's a face.

對，當那是一張臉。

It sure is nice to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air.

走出廚房呼吸一下新鮮空氣確實很好。

Take me out to the ballgame.

帶我出去看球賽。

Take me out to the, wow, my non existent ears.

帶我出去，哇，我不存在的耳朵。

three.

三。

You're out?

你出來了？

You hear that fellas?

你聽到了嗎，夥計們？

The game's over.

遊戲結束了。

What are they so excited about?

他們為何如此興奮？

Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived, snack time.

大家最喜歡的時間終於到了，零食時間。

I love snacks.

我喜歡吃零食。

Wait, where are they?

等等，他們在哪裡？

I don't see any snacks.

我沒有看到任何零食。

Yeah, hold on.

是的，等一下。

They want to be picked.

他們希望被選中。

What kind of kool Aid are they drinking?

他們喝的是什麼 "酷愛"？

Nobody's drinking the kool Aid and that's the problem.

沒有人喝酷愛的飲料，這就是問題所在。

Wait, wow.

等等，哇。

I hope I get picked next.

我希望下一次我被選中。

I hope I get picked next.

我希望下一次我被選中。

I hope I get picked.

我希望我被選中。

I hope I get picked next.

我希望下一次我被選中。

If you believe it, you can become it.

如果你相信它，你就能成為它。

Yeah.

是的。

Could someone remind me why everyone's so excited to die?

誰能提醒我為什麼每個人都對死亡如此興奮？

A horrific death again.

又是一場可怕的死亡。

Being consumed as a snack is the highest honor of food or drink could ever hope to achieve.

被當作零食食用是食品或飲料所希望達到的最高榮譽。

But sadly, no one ever picks me.

但可悲的是，從來沒有人選中我。

Prune juice.

西梅汁。

I don't know I'm healthy.

我不知道我是否健康。

I've got vitamins, I'm in tiptop shape.

我有維生素，我處於最佳狀態。

I'll even keep you regular.

我甚至會讓你保持規律。

How do you taste terrible?

你的味道怎麼會這麼糟糕？

Yeah.

是的。

Oh yeah, that's it.

哦，是的，就是這樣。

Yeah.

是的。

If only that could be me chin up bruni.

如果那是我就好了，抬起頭來，布魯尼。

If you want to get chosen, I'm sure you can do it steve how was it?

如果你想被選中，我相信你可以做到，Steve，你覺得怎麼樣？

It was everything I had hoped it would be and more blast.

這是我所希望的一切，而且是更大的爆炸。

I knew it.

我知道這一點。

I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow.

我需要以某種方式使自己更有吸引力。

You know, perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in me or maybe get some more slightly colorful packaging.

你知道，也許我可以在我身上多拌一點糖，或者也許得到一些更多略帶顏色的包裝。

Go prune juice.

去喝西梅汁。

I just want to be chosen so badly.

我只是非常想被選中。

As bad as you taste because.

和你的味道一樣糟糕，因為。

That's pretty bad.

這很糟糕。

You're right.

你是對的。

Don't cry Prune e.

別哭了 Prune e.

You'll get all wrinkly.

你會變得滿臉皺紋的。

At least you're healthy.

至少你是健康的。

Right?

對嗎？

What's the point in being healthy if no one wants to eat you?

如果沒有人願意吃你，健康有什麼意義？

I mean we're foods.

我是說我們是食物。

That's the entire point.

這就是整個問題的關鍵。

Hey, hey, Prune e Yeah.

嘿，嘿，梅花E是的。

And one final hand and I think it's coming for me.

還有最後一隻手，我想它是為我而來。

It's probably coming for me.

它可能是為我而來。

I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy and what's that?