Name: 惱人的橙子與史萊克！？ (Annoying Orange vs Shrek!)
Uploaded: 2022-12-26T18:26:14.000Z
Duration: 3 min 24 s

Whoa, Now, that's what I call a motorboat.

哇，現在，這就是我所說的摩托艇。

It says ogre beware and I was like, ogre be there.

上面寫著小心食人魔，我就想，食人魔就在那裡。

Listen, I'm gonna give you a pass because you don't seem to know who I am.

聽著，我會給你一個機會，因為你似乎不知道我是誰。

Oh, well, I'm not doing autographs today or any day for that matter.

哦，好吧，我今天或任何一天都不做簽名。

Well, that was a bit ogre killed don't you think?

嗯，這有點像食人魔殺的，你不覺得嗎？

Listen, I just came by to tell you one thing.

聽著，我只是來告訴你一件事。

Friends like I need another annoying friend bother me all the time fred that hurts man.

我需要另一個煩人的朋友這樣的朋友一直在打擾我，弗雷德，這很傷人。

但如果你的朋友不是一個麻煩呢？

What if you had a friend who like doing all the same things as you like playing in the mud and farting in the mud and laughing about farting in the mud.

如果你有一個朋友，他喜歡做所有和你一樣的事情，比如在泥地裡玩耍，在泥地裡放屁，併為在泥地裡放屁而大笑。

Well, they clearly know what they're doing.

嗯，他們顯然知道自己在做什麼。

Plus, I know what it's like to be a really weird color.

另外，我知道成為一個非常奇怪的顏色是什麼感覺。

Not every potential friend can say that and best of all, I've got a really short friend.

不是每個潛在的朋友都能這樣說，最重要的是，我有一個非常矮的朋友。

是以，我有像一百萬個短笑話。

準備好在一天中的任何一分鐘內開始行動了嗎？

That would be helpful with Lord Farquaad.

Of course it would be helpful with Lord Fark nerd Farquaad.

當然，這對法克書呆子法爾奎德勳爵會有幫助。

Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to do with you.

嗯，有一件事我一直想和你做。

如果你知道這個人，有人想知道。

But that if you had ears you'd understand there's such a thing as too much of that song.

但是，如果你有耳朵，你就會明白有這樣一種東西，那就是太多的歌曲。

Okay, well, I guess we could just sit here in the mud and so you can fart the most fish to the surface.

好吧，我想我們可以坐在這裡的泥土裡，這樣你就可以放出最多的魚到水面。

是的，你已經得到了一個交易，哇。

嘿，這是一個相當好的舉措，奧蘭治。

You know, somebody once told me that's it.

你知道，有人曾經告訴我，就是這樣。

雖然看起來像是食人魔的反應。

 I ain't the smartest fruit on the shell. 

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