Hey, you get out of my swamp.

嘿，你離開我的沼澤。

Sorry.

對不起。

Was I bugging you please?

我打擾你了嗎？

What's the matter with you?

你是怎麼了？

Can't you read?

你不識字嗎？

Sure I can read.

我當然能讀。

It says ogre beware and I was like, ogre be there.

上面寫著小心食人魔，我就想，食人魔就在那裡。

All right.

好的。

Listen, I'm gonna give you a pass because you don't seem to know who I am.

聽著，我會給你一個機會，因為你似乎不知道我是誰。

I know who you are.

我知道你是誰。

I saw all your movies.

我看過你所有的電影。

Oh, well, I'm not doing autographs today or any day for that matter.

哦，好吧，我今天或任何一天都不做簽名。

That's fine.

這很好。

I don't want an autograph.

我不想要簽名。

Those movies were mediocre at best.

這些電影充其量是平庸的。

Okay, that's really mean.

好吧，這真的很卑鄙。

Don't worry, you'll get ogre it.

別擔心，你會得到食人魔的。

Well, that was a bit ogre killed don't you think?

嗯，這有點像食人魔殺的，你不覺得嗎？

Listen, I just came by to tell you one thing.

聽著，我只是來告訴你一件事。

Yeah.

是的。

And what's that?

那是什麼呢？

We should be friends.

我們應該成為朋友。

Friends like I need another annoying friend bother me all the time fred that hurts man.

我需要另一個煩人的朋友這樣的朋友一直在打擾我，弗雷德，這很傷人。

It really, really stings.

這真的，真的很刺痛。

But what if your friend wasn't a bother?

但如果你的朋友不是一個麻煩呢？

What if you had a friend who like doing all the same things as you like playing in the mud and farting in the mud and laughing about farting in the mud.

如果你有一個朋友，他喜歡做所有和你一樣的事情，比如在泥地裡玩耍，在泥地裡放屁，併為在泥地裡放屁而大笑。

Well, I'll admit that was pretty funny.

好吧，我承認這很有趣。

And anyone who can kill a fish.

還有任何能殺魚的人。

Well, they clearly know what they're doing.

嗯，他們顯然知道自己在做什麼。

Of course I know what I'm doing.

我當然知道我在做什麼。

Plus, I know what it's like to be a really weird color.

另外，我知道成為一個非常奇怪的顏色是什麼感覺。

Not every potential friend can say that and best of all, I've got a really short friend.

不是每個潛在的朋友都能這樣說，最重要的是，我有一個非常矮的朋友。

So I've got like a zillion short jokes.

是以，我有像一百萬個短笑話。

Ready to roll any minute of the day?

準備好在一天中的任何一分鐘內開始行動了嗎？

That would be helpful with Lord Farquaad.

這對法爾奎德勳爵會有幫助。

Of course it would be helpful with Lord Fark nerd Farquaad.

當然，這對法克書呆子法爾奎德勳爵會有幫助。

That's what I said.

這就是我所說的。

Fark Fark close enough.

法克法克足夠接近。

Okay, Orange.

好的，橙色。

We can be friends.

我們可以成為朋友。

Woo hoo, spectacular decision.

嗚呼，壯觀的決定。

What should we do first?

我們應該先做什麼？

Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to do with you.

嗯，有一件事我一直想和你做。

What's that?

那是什麼？

Sing along?

一起唱？

If you know this one, somebody wants to.

如果你知道這個人，有人想知道。

No, no, no, no anything.

不，不，不，沒有任何東西。

But that if you had ears you'd understand there's such a thing as too much of that song.

但是，如果你有耳朵，你就會明白有這樣一種東西，那就是太多的歌曲。

Okay, well, I guess we could just sit here in the mud and so you can fart the most fish to the surface.

好吧，我想我們可以坐在這裡的泥土裡，這樣你就可以放出最多的魚到水面。

Yeah, You've got yourself a deal, wow.

是的，你已經得到了一個交易，哇。

Check out the ogre achiever.

看看食人魔的成就者。

But I think I can do you one better.

但我想我可以為你做得更好。

Nobody wants me get me out of here.

沒有人想要我讓我離開這裡。

My non existent year.

我不存在的一年。

Hey, that's a pretty good move Orange.

嘿，這是一個相當好的舉措，奧蘭治。

How'd you learn to do that?

你怎麼學會的？

You know, somebody once told me that's it.

你知道，有人曾經告訴我，就是這樣。

Get out of my swamp.

離開我的沼澤地。

Fine.

很好。

Seems like an ogre reaction though.

雖然看起來像是食人魔的反應。

Somebody once told me annoying.

有人曾經對我說過，很煩人。

I ain't the smartest fruit on the shell.

我不是外殼上最聰明的水果。