Glad you're here.

很高興你在這裡。

Fruit lovers because today's episode is going to be light.

水果愛好者們，因為今天的節目會很輕鬆。

Is is the low lighting really necessary?

低度照明真的有必要嗎？

No idea where five nights at Freddy Style.

不知道弗萊迪五夜風格在哪裡。

Okay, was that animatronics or is he actually, I have no idea, but I am never taking my eyes off him for as long as I victims.

好吧，那是卡通片還是他真的，我不知道，但只要我是受害者，我的眼睛就不會離開他。

I mean contestants ready to begin commencing round one.

我是說準備開始第一輪的選手。

How does he keep doing that grapefruit?

他是怎麼一直做那個柚子的？

Stay close, Okay, No way bro.

靠近點，好的，沒門，兄弟。

Uh this is not my first rodeo.

呃，這不是我第一次參加比賽。

I am staying outside of your piddle radius.

我正呆在你的尿布半徑之外。

I'm not gonna piddle grapefruit.

我不會亂動柚子的。

Come in.

進來吧。

Congratulations.

恭喜你。

You have survived round one.

你已經度過了第一輪。

That's awesome.

這真是太棒了。

Oh man, you should've seen your face.

哦，夥計，你應該看看你的臉。

Oh wait, you can cause I took a picture of it.

哦，等等，你可以，因為我給它拍了一張照片。

Hey, what'd I miss boys owe little Apple looking good one completed?

嘿，我錯過了什麼，男孩欠小蘋果看起來不錯的一個完成？

Oh, snap.

哦，快了。

They totally fooled us by turning the lights on.

他們把燈打開，完全騙過了我們。

Let's jump right into the results of round one grapefruit screen came in at 87 decibels while little apples was just 86 which means little Apple wins round one by the smallest of margins.

讓我們直接進入第一輪的結果，葡萄柚螢幕的分貝為87，而小蘋果只有86，這意味著小蘋果以最小的優勢贏得了第一輪。

All right.

好的。

I demand that a neutral third party inspects the audio equipment for the fencing round to stick together this round.

我要求中立的第三方檢查擊劍回合的音頻設備，以堅持這一輪。

I didn't pedal at all last time.

我上次根本沒有踩過踏板。

Fine.

很好。

You see that ball pit over there, obvious hiding spot.

你看那邊的球坑，明顯的藏身之處。

Clearly the jump scare is gonna come from there.

很明顯，跳樓的驚嚇會來自那裡。

So as long as we stay over on this side of Are you ok?

所以，只要我們在這一邊待著，你還好嗎？

Yeah, I'm fine.

是的，我很好。

Why do you?

你為什麼要這樣做？

It is grateful to myself.

這是對自己的感激。

Round two completed.

第二輪完成。

Oh my God, we're back in the kitchen orange.

哦，我的上帝，我們又回到了廚房裡的橙色。

What's happening?

發生了什麼事？

I'll spare you the fiddle faddle.

我就不跟你廢話了。

I'm measuring your piddle puddles.

我在測量你的小便坑。

Okay, because the diameter of his puddle was smaller, Little Apple is the teeny weeny winner around two.

好吧，因為他的水坑的直徑較小，小蘋果是兩歲左右的小贏家。

Oh hey, that's not fair.

哦，嘿，這不公平。

My bladder is bigger than his entire body over here objectively true, but it still feels offensive somehow.

我的膀胱在這裡比他的整個身體都要大，這是客觀事實，但不知為何還是感覺很冒犯。

Plus I'm drinking tons of water right now because I'm lifting so many weights.

另外，我現在正在喝大量的水，因為我正在舉起這麼多的重量。

Aren't those your free weights over there covered in cobwebs?

你那邊的自由重物不是被蜘蛛網覆蓋了嗎？

Um round three angie.

嗯，第三輪Angie。

I hate this challenge so much.

我非常討厭這個挑戰。

So what's our strategy grapefruit?

那麼我們的策略是什麼柚子？

Does it matter?

這有什麼關係嗎？

Whatever we do, there's going to find a way to surprise us to the point of piddling us.

無論我們做什麼，都會有辦法讓我們感到驚訝，以至於讓我們暈頭轉向。

Hey, wait a minute, look at that.

嘿，等一下，看看這個。

Whoa, you're right, it's foxes.

哇，你是對的，是狐狸。

But yeah, we did it boxes hiding over there, which means all we gotta do is go with this.

但是，是的，我們做了盒子藏在那裡，這意味著我們所要做的就是用這個。

Oh my gosh, he's dead clear.

哦，我的天哪，他已經死了。

Oh, oh man, why'd you wake me up?

哦，哦，夥計，你為什麼叫醒我？

I was having this awesome dream where I was kicking in a fiery volcanic cave with some kind of red goldman creature or something grapefruit.

我做了一個很棒的夢，夢見我在一個火熱的火山洞裡和某種紅色的金字塔生物或柚子什麼的踢來踢去。

You were just dead.

你只是死了。

Oh that's right.

哦，這是正確的。

And because little apple was dead for less time than grapefruit, he is.

而且因為小蘋果死的時間比柚子還短，所以他也是。

Today's puny prizewinner.

今天的小獎得主。

Sweet.

很好。

What did I win this?

我贏得了什麼？

Ball pit?

球坑？

Um Can I decline I decline you sure?

我可以拒絕嗎，你確定？

Well, of course I'm sure you know very well.

嗯，當然，我相信你很清楚。

What's gonna happen if I go over?

如果我過去了，會發生什麼？

Yeah, I hate this challenge so much.

是的，我非常討厭這個挑戰。

Well that does it for today's episode.

今天的節目就到此為止。

Fruit Lovers.

水果愛好者。

Don't forget to fight and subscribe.

不要忘記戰鬥和訂閱。

Um Why haven't we gone to the end card yet?

嗯，為什麼我們還沒有走到終點卡呢？

The video's over, Right.

視頻結束了，對。

Why are we still here?

我們為什麼還在這裡？

And what's with oranges?

橙子又是怎麼回事？

Face?

臉？

Orange.

橙色。

Move your pupils if you can hear us, Huh?

如果你能聽到我們的話，請移動你的瞳孔，嗯？

Okay.

好的。

Well, I guess we should.

嗯，我想我們應該。