Name: 我為什麼離開日本過聖誕節？ (Why I Left Japan for Christmas ??)
Uploaded: 2022-12-26T18:26:08.000Z
Duration: 12 min 5 s

未來簡單式

quick, jesus should be quiet, it's the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except for the chronically overweight man, he's about to break into my house and it's gonna come down the chimney, he's gonna put the presents here beneath my tree.

快，耶穌應該安靜，這是聖誕節前夜，整個房子裡沒有一個生物在騷動，除了那個長期超重的人，他要闖進我的房子，它會從煙囪裡鑽出來，他要把禮物放在我的樹下這裡。

現在進行式

It's gonna be a very fantastic christmas in a minute.

這將是一個非常奇妙的聖誕節，在一分鐘內。

How's it gonna, how's it gonna get in the house?

它怎麼會，它怎麼會進到房子裡？

I mean, you can't really kick the door down, you can't have them breaking in through.

我的意思是，你不能真的把門踢開，你不能讓他們破門而入。

We're just letting a man break into the house and just how do I believe this for 25 years?

我們只是讓一個人闖入房子，只是我怎麼相信這25年？

God damn it, merry christmas, everyone, I hope you're having a fantastic holiday so far.

該死的，聖誕快樂，各位，我希望你們到目前為止有一個美妙的假期。

I'm here in the UK having been on the road across Japan, Los Angeles and London the last few weeks.

在過去的幾周裡，我一直在日本、洛杉磯和倫敦的路上，現在來到了英國。

It's been really nice to sit back and rediscover the joys of sitting down on a chair, forgotten what that felt like.

坐下來重新發現坐在椅子上的樂趣，忘記了那是什麼感覺，這真的很好。

It's christmas and nobody deserves to look at my face any longer than they need to this year.

現在是聖誕節，今年沒有人值得再看我的臉，因為他們需要。

There has been the 10 year anniversary of the abroad in Japan channel.

在日本的國外頻道已經有10週年了。

I never thought we'd hit and I never planned to hit as you can probably tell the years I sort of make it up as I go along on abroad in Japan and we get to where we're going roughly, but to celebrate that crazy milestone.

我從來沒有想過我們會打，我也從來沒有計劃打，因為你可能知道這些年我在日本出國時有點邊走邊做，我們大致上到了我們要去的地方，但為了慶祝這個瘋狂的里程碑。

There were some things that I wanted to do and number one was to have a physical event here in the UK in London, which we did now, I'd love to have an event with everyone there and maybe we'll do more events next year because it was really fun meeting everyone.

有一些事情是我想做的，第一是在英國的倫敦舉辦一個實體活動，我們現在就做了，我很想和大家一起舉辦一個活動，也許我們明年會做更多的活動，因為和大家見面真的很有趣。

But I want to show you a piece of the event in this video and in my opinion, it's the best part of the entire show.

但我想在這段視頻中向你展示事件的一個片段，在我看來，這是整個節目中最好的部分。

We were really lucky in London to have not ski come along to the UK for the, for the first time in five years since he came over and did not see the movie.

我們在倫敦真的很幸運，沒有滑雪來英國參加，這是五年來他第一次過來，沒有看到電影。

Getting him over here is never easy given his ludicrous work hours and the massive distance between Japan and the UK.

鑑於他可笑的工作時間和日本與英國之間的巨大距離，讓他來這裡絕非易事。

Unsurprisingly everyone in the audience was very excited to see not ski, It was kind of like the headline, he was the main event and we kind of decided to play a prank on everyone and ruin the atmosphere by pretending that Nazi couldn't make it to the event while I was on stage.

不出所料，觀眾中的每個人看到不滑雪都非常興奮，這有點像頭條新聞，他是主要事件，我們有點決定對大家進行惡作劇，破壞氣氛，在我上臺的時候假裝納茲不能來參加這個活動。

I said, Nazi couldn't make it because he was busy and the flight distances very far now the audience weren't very happy about this and the atmosphere got very depressing, very fast, especially as I think most people bought into it and we've done a very good job keeping that ski hidden.

我說，納茲不能來了，因為他很忙，而且飛行距離非常遠，現在觀眾對此不是很滿意，氣氛變得非常壓抑，非常快，尤其是我認為大多數人都買賬，我們已經做了非常好的工作，把這個滑雪場隱藏起來。

We've ushered him into the front of the cinema wearing like a disguise and we kept him on a low profile his whole time.

我們把他迎進了電影院的前排，穿得像個偽裝者，我們讓他一直保持低調的狀態。

He was in London but we said, unfortunately can't make it.

他在倫敦，但我們說，不幸的是不能來了。

But he's got a video message and that led into the short film and the chain of events I'd like to share with you.

但他有一個視頻資訊，這導致了我想與你們分享的短片和事件鏈。

Now we can't put the entire 90 minute video onto youtube is, there's some things in it that might get demonetized or delisted but it is on Patreon With the 50 behind the scenes videos we have over there.

現在我們不能把整個90分鐘的視頻放到youtube上，其中有些東西可能會被取消或除名，但它是在Patreon上，我們有50個幕後視頻在那裡。

So check it out in the description box below and be sure to stick around until the end of the video for the 2022 abroad in Japan highlight video showing all the crazy, absurd stuff we've done over the last ridiculous 12 months.

是以，請在下面的描述框中查看，並確保堅持到視頻結束，觀看2022年在日本出國的重點視頻，展示我們在過去可笑的12個月中所做的所有瘋狂、荒唐的事情。

But for now guys have yourselves a very merry Christmas.

但是現在，夥計們祝你們有一個非常快樂的聖誕節。

Thanks for being a part of the absolute mayhem and chaos.

感謝你成為絕對混亂的一部分。

Especially many of you have stuck around so many years and well I'll see you in the new year, cheers.

特別是你們中的許多人堅持了這麼多年，好吧，我將在新的一年裡看到你們，乾杯。

However, as exciting as your fitness progress was and is all right.

然而，就像你的健身進展一樣令人興奮，而且都是正確的。

It's not like terrible or anything, but it's better to rip the band aid off I think right away.

這並不可怕，但最好是馬上撕掉Ok繃，我想。

So the band, unfortunately one of our guests could not make it tonight much to our disappointment as well as probably yours chris Yeah, unfortunately he couldn't make it terrible shame as as you know, because you can't fly with Russia at the moment.

所以，樂隊，不幸的是，我們的一位客人今晚不能來了，這讓我們很失望，也可能是你們的克里斯 是的，不幸的是，他不能來了，非常遺憾，因為你現在不能和俄羅斯一起飛行。

The flight times 15 hours and december's is busiest month.

飛行時間為15小時，12月是最繁忙的月份。

And so those two things combined meant it was very difficult for him to get here.

是以，這兩件事結合起來意味著他很難到這裡來。

But we do have is a video message from Nowitzki.

但我們確實有一個來自諾維茨基的視頻資訊。

So you don't go home empty handed like to share that.

所以你不會空手而歸，喜歡分享。

我有一個漫長的旅程即將到來。

哦，錯了，約翰尼，好，好，好。

Do you have any trips planned this holiday season?

你在這個假日季節有什麼旅行計劃嗎？

I want to go to London but I'm very busy and 15 h.

我想去倫敦，但我很忙，15小時。

Well, nothing most of the year but december can be kind of busy?

嗯，一年中大部分時間都沒有什麼，但12月可能有點忙？

哦，是的，這是一份非常重要的清單。

Something tells me you're gonna need it tonight.

直覺告訴我，你今晚會需要它。

我們會得到一些，得到一些另一個。

這就是為什麼聖誕老人的帽子和鑰匙。

尼斯-克里斯，我們正快速前往倫敦。

Ladies and gentlemen, not skiing, riding the reindeer.

女士們，先生們，不是滑雪，是騎馴鹿。

It's scary why you're very scary, intimidating character, but also quite nice gentlemen, gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, he is mr Affable himself, chris Yeah, Because because he's fighting like he's a mortal kombat character.

這是可怕的，為什麼你是非常可怕的，令人生畏的角色，但也是相當好的先生們，先生們，女士們和先生們，他是Affable先生本人，Chris 是的，因為他的戰鬥就像他是一個凡人的Kombat角色。

I mean he stands like hands down ready to go, but he's got 20.

我的意思是，他站在那裡就像雙手準備好了，但他有20個。

Are you still with this john McClane, would you like to die?

你還和這個約翰-麥克連在一起嗎，你想死嗎？