Name: 惱人的橘子 - 搶奪它! (Annoying Orange - Mugging It Up!)
Uploaded: 2022-12-26T18:11:08.000Z
Duration: 3 min 43 s

So I looked him in the eye and I said to him, I says home slice, you are a real pizza work.

所以我看著他的眼睛，對他說，我說家裡的切片，你是一個真正的比薩餅工作。

Hey, that's my time, y'all have been great Now put your non existent hands together for our next comic and a good friend of mine, novelty coffee mug.

嘿，這是我的時間，你們都很好 現在把你們不存在的手放在一起，為我們的下一個漫畫和我的一個好朋友，新奇的咖啡杯。

So what is the deal with their a little bit early on the rim shot there.

那麼，他們在籃下投籃時有點早，這又是怎麼回事呢？

Orange didn't quite make it to my punchline.

哦，對不起，我以為這很有趣。

What you thought the set up to my joke was funny.

你認為我的笑話的設置很有趣。

But let's wait for me to finish the joke.

No, so I shouldn't do a rim shot right now.

不，所以我現在不應該做邊線拍攝。

No, I got it dude, I said no, no, you should not do a rim shot.

不，我知道了，夥計，我說不，不，你不應該做一個籃板球。

Oh, I thought you meant no, you should do a rim shot.

哦，我以為你的意思是不，你應該做一個籃板球。

No worries though, you're doing great, keep going, I'll do better Anyway.

不過不用擔心，你做得很好，繼續努力，我會做得更好。

Like I was saying, what's the deal with this weather we're having?

就像我說的，我們的這種天氣是怎麼回事？

Right, I've been so cloudy and rainy, it's making this espresso depressed, so sad.

對了，我一直陰天下雨，這讓我這個濃縮咖啡館很鬱悶，很難過。

Coffee orange now would be a good time for that rim shot and when we discussed earlier, but I didn't think it was funny.

咖啡橙現在是一個很好的時機，我們之前討論的時候，也是一個很好的時機，但我不認為這很有趣。

I don't care if you you're kind of ruining my set here orange all part of the act folks.

我不在乎你，你有點毀了我的套裝，橙色都是表演的一部分，夥計們。

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed boy is my mug red orange.

哦，夥計，我太尷尬了，我的杯子是紅橙色的。

Really because the audience seemed to think so.

真的是因為觀眾似乎是這樣認為的。

So if you think this is so easy, why don't you give it a try?

所以，如果你認為這很容易，為什麼不試一試呢？

Oh man, this stand up comedy stuff is easy.

哦，夥計，這種站立式喜劇的東西很容易。

Uh It looks like it's going to be permanent.

Besides now that you have a lightning bolt shaped crack on your forehead, you can call yourself hairy pottery.

另外現在你的額頭上有一個閃電形狀的裂縫，你可以稱自己為毛陶。

All right, now give me back the microphone.

I'm taking the microphone back and we're getting the show back on the rails.

我把話筒拿回來，我們要讓節目回到軌道上。

Ah That joke was even dumber than the one before.

啊，這個笑話比之前的那個更蠢。

Been trying to get laughter like this my entire life and all he has to do is fart into a microphone, into some harry potter pads.

我一生都在努力獲得這樣的笑聲，而他所要做的就是對著麥克風放屁，對著一些哈里-波特的墊子。

Well, I guess he won't be winning house cup this year.

好吧，我猜他今年不會贏得房杯。

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