Yeah.

是的。

Hey, that's my time, y'all have been great Now put your non existent hands together for our next comic and a good friend of mine, novelty coffee mug.

嘿，這是我的時間，你們都很好 現在把你們不存在的手放在一起，為我們的下一個漫畫和我的一個好朋友，新奇的咖啡杯。

Hey thank you, thank you.

嘿，謝謝你，謝謝你。

Great to be here.

很高興來到這裡。

Thanks a lot.

非常感謝。

So what is the deal with their a little bit early on the rim shot there.

那麼，他們在籃下投籃時有點早，這又是怎麼回事呢？

Orange didn't quite make it to my punchline.

橙子沒有完全做到我的衝刺。

Oh sorry, I thought it was funny.

哦，對不起，我以為這很有趣。

What you thought the set up to my joke was funny.

你認為我的笑話的設置很有趣。

Yeah, this guy's hilarious.

是的，這傢伙很滑稽。

I appreciate that.

我很欣賞這一點。

But let's wait for me to finish the joke.

但還是等我說完這個笑話吧。

Alrighty.

好吧。

Was that a joke?

這是個玩笑嗎？

No, so I shouldn't do a rim shot right now.

不，所以我現在不應該做邊線拍攝。

No, I got it dude, I said no, no, you should not do a rim shot.

不，我知道了，夥計，我說不，不，你不應該做一個籃板球。

Oh, I thought you meant no, you should do a rim shot.

哦，我以為你的意思是不，你應該做一個籃板球。

No worries though, you're doing great, keep going, I'll do better Anyway.

不過不用擔心，你做得很好，繼續努力，我會做得更好。

Like I was saying, what's the deal with this weather we're having?

就像我說的，我們的這種天氣是怎麼回事？

Right, I've been so cloudy and rainy, it's making this espresso depressed, so sad.

對了，我一直陰天下雨，這讓我這個濃縮咖啡館很鬱悶，很難過。

Sad.

悲傷。

Coffee orange now would be a good time for that rim shot and when we discussed earlier, but I didn't think it was funny.

咖啡橙現在是一個很好的時機，我們之前討論的時候，也是一個很好的時機，但我不認為這很有趣。

I don't care if you you're kind of ruining my set here orange all part of the act folks.

我不在乎你，你有點毀了我的套裝，橙色都是表演的一部分，夥計們。

Oh man, I'm so embarrassed boy is my mug red orange.

哦，夥計，我太尷尬了，我的杯子是紅橙色的。

That wasn't even funny.

這一點都不好笑。

Really because the audience seemed to think so.

真的是因為觀眾似乎是這樣認為的。

Oh, is that?

哦，是這樣嗎？

So if you think this is so easy, why don't you give it a try?

所以，如果你認為這很容易，為什麼不試一試呢？

Okay.

好的。

Mhm Yeah.

嗯，是的。

Oh man, this stand up comedy stuff is easy.

哦，夥計，這種站立式喜劇的東西很容易。

Stop laughing at him.

不要再嘲笑他了。

This is funny.

這很有趣。

Really?

真的嗎？

Then why are you cracking up?

那你為什麼要笑得那麼開心？

Uh It looks like it's going to be permanent.

呃 看起來這將是永久性的。

They're gonna leave a scar.

他們會留下一個疤痕。

Hey, that's okay.

嘿，這沒關係。

I like it.

我喜歡它。

Besides now that you have a lightning bolt shaped crack on your forehead, you can call yourself hairy pottery.

另外現在你的額頭上有一個閃電形狀的裂縫，你可以稱自己為毛陶。

Just kidding.

只是在開玩笑。

Just kidding.

只是在開玩笑。

You're not hairy pottery.

你不是多毛的陶器。

You're definitely a mug hole.

你絕對是個杯子洞。

Oh, hardy ha ha.

哦，辛苦了，哈哈。

All right.

好的。

All right, now give me back the microphone.

好了，現在把話筒還給我。

Hey, hey, harry pottery.

嘿，嘿，哈里陶器。

Who's your favorite professor?

你最喜歡的教授是誰？

Is it McGonigal?

是麥戈尼格爾嗎？

That is it?

就是這樣嗎？

I'm taking the microphone back and we're getting the show back on the rails.

我把話筒拿回來，我們要讓節目回到軌道上。

Expelliarmus.

Expelliarmus。

Did you quit it?

你退出了嗎？

You want me to quit it?

你想讓我放棄它？

Ah That joke was even dumber than the one before.

啊，這個笑話比之前的那個更蠢。

That joke was double door.

這個笑話是雙門的。

Why are you laughing at this?

你為什麼要笑呢？

It's not even funny.

這一點都不好笑。

Been trying to get laughter like this my entire life and all he has to do is fart into a microphone, into some harry potter pads.

我一生都在努力獲得這樣的笑聲，而他所要做的就是對著麥克風放屁，對著一些哈里-波特的墊子。

Yeah, whoa, wow.

是的，哇，哇。

Well, I guess he won't be winning house cup this year.

好吧，我猜他今年不會贏得房杯。

Am I right.

我說的對嗎。