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People think that Asian girls
許多人覺得亞洲女孩
are all the same.
全都一樣
They do!
難道不是嗎!
Bro, there’s only two types of Asian girls:
亞洲女孩只分兩種
The nerds that live in the library
把圖書館當家的書呆子
or the crazy party chicks that bleach their hair.
和一頭金髮的瘋狂夜店咖
That’s it!
就是這麼回事
The truth is,
不過其實
there are many different types of Asian girls.
亞洲女生可是有許多類型
Yeah! About 18.
沒錯 多達18種唷!
Using the patented scientific method of
用科學專利-
“making things up,”
「捏造與瞎掰」得來的研究結果
we present to you today,
向您隆重呈現
18 Types of Asian Girls.
「18種亞洲女生」
But before we complete each comprehensive profile of the Asian girls,
但徹底了解每一種之前
we brought in Asian girl-expert,
我們邀請了亞洲女專家
Porter Lynn.
菠特˙琳恩
Don’t worry guys
別擔心
I’ve been an Asian girl for over 20 years.
我當了20年以上的亞洲女生
And I have their reports analysis, right here!
研究分析了我的同類 她們的一切 我都清清楚楚
Good work Porter.
幹的好 菠特
Let’s go!
一起來看看吧!
Number 1: The ABG -
第一種: ABG
Asian Baby Girl.
亞洲火辣北鼻
Common roles you’ll find ABG girls in are:
她們扮演的角色
Import model, sexy coffee shop, trendy fusion restaurant,
通常是車模、咖啡店和多國料理餐廳的性感女侍
Go-go dancers, and working at vape shops.
夜總會舞女、吧檯妹
For those of you guys who don’t know,
如果你沒聽過ABG
the Asian baby girl is
她們基本上就是
basically a female Asian Gangster.
女版的亞洲幫派
“I like guys with big fast car and tattoos;
「我喜歡有跑車和刺青的男人
and may have been arrested.”
吃過牢飯就更好了」
They’re short, sexy
她們狂躁、性感
and you’ll know when you’ll see them.
你遇上時一定馬上就會知道
“Next month, I’m going to be at the cover of Import Tuner Magazine.”
「我要當Import Tuner(註: 汽車雜誌)下個月的的封面人物」
The ABG often has on
ABG通常都會戴
circle lenses, fake lashes
放大片、假睫毛
dark eyeliner, perfectly drawn eyebrows,
畫黑色眼線和無懈可擊的眉毛
highlights or dyed hair, a push up bra;
挑染或染髮 還有魔術胸罩
anything that exposes her pierced belly button, or dragon tattoo.
反正一定要露出臍環和龍刺青
The ABG looks tough on the outside,
ABG外表強悍
but secretly on the inside,
但其實內心
she’s a little bit insecure.
脆弱又沒安全感
“Are you freaking cheated on me? You cheated on me?
「你劈腿? 你竟敢劈腿!
Oh my God? Am going to kill you.
我的天啊! 我要殺了你」
Where are you going? I’m talking to you. Hey! Hey!”
「你要去哪?! 我在跟你講話! 喂!」
“Come back!”
「回來!!!」
The turn down version of ABG is just AZN
ABG 其實就是 AZN (註: aznbbygirl)
Number 2: The Normal Good Asian Girl.
第二種: 普通的亞洲好女孩
If you’re looking for cute and sweet,
如果你想找可愛又甜美的
she’s your gal.
選她就沒錯了
(the girl sweetly smiles)
(甜甜的微笑)
A common exchange between a normal Asian girl and her boyfriend
這類型女孩和男友的對話
might be like:
可能是:
Uh hey! What do you want to go eat?
妳想吃什麼呢?
Hmmm, I don’t know.
嗯…不知道耶
Wherever you want to eat.
你呢? 你想去哪吃?
The good Asian girl is totally cool,
亞洲好女孩一點都不介意
who’s spending Friday night with her parents at an Asian restaurant
週五晚上和爹娘一起去餐廳吃飯
They like Korean dramas, Hello Kitty.
她們喜歡韓劇、凱蒂貓
Yogurt land, Disneyland,
優格樂園(註: 美國霜凍優格品牌)、迪士尼樂園
anything that ends with land.
任何以「樂園」結尾的東西
It’s all one big cute ecosystem that
這些女孩喜歡的
the normal and average good Asian girl like.
就是個巨無霸卡哇伊小世界
And she definitely enjoys herself
她也一定很喜歡
with a good Wong Fu video.
Wong Fu (註: 3個美籍華裔組成的拍攝團隊) 的影片
The normal good Asian girl generally wears loose or fading clothing.
這些女生大多都穿寬鬆的衣服
Nothing too crazy or sexier.
並不會打扮得驚世駭俗或過分暴露
Number 3: Yappie Asian Girl -
第三種: 雅痞
“Young Asian Professional”
「年輕有為的專業女人」
The Yappie Asian Girl is the turn up version of the good Asian girl.
她們是亞洲好女孩的升級版
The Yappie Girls like having a jam packed schedule,
這些女孩行程很滿
eating in a cool and expensive restaurants,
喜歡昂貴一流的餐廳
hiking and half marathons,
健行、半程馬拉松
writing about how much she travels,
記錄自己的旅行時光
driving a pretty decent car, and home decorations.
開名車以及居家裝潢
Basically, if you want to know more,
如果想知道更多
watch this video called “What Yappies Like”.
請看我們的另一部影片
We made it right here.
「雅痞到底是什麼樣子?」
She definitely wears
她一定擁有
Tory Burch Reva flats
托里˙伯奇(註: 美國時尚品牌)的平底鞋
and similar items.
還有類似風格的單品
Number 4: The FOB Asian Girl
第四種: 新移民
Oh yeah!
沒錯~
Fresh off the boat!
就是搭船來美洲的新移民(FOB)
But nowadays, they’re more like Boba
但今天大多已經是
“Brought Over By Airplane”
「搭飛機來」的新移民(BOBA)
So there’s a lot of different types of FOB Asian Girl.
FOB或BOBA有很多種
But we’re going to be focusing
但這裡我們只討論
on the rich and the normal.
有錢和一般這兩個
The rich FOB Asian Girl may have done international school back in Asia,
富有的那些 可能在家鄉的國際學校念過書
where her family has millions of dollars
她爸媽的資產多不勝數
or she just came off the plane yesterday
或昨天才剛下飛機
and is already driving a Ferrari
今天就開起法拉利了
very badly
還開得很爛
The normal fob girl is probably a student
家境小康的那些
who spends a lot of time at the boba shop
大多是整天泡在茶店
or library on campus.
或常跑圖書館的學生
And currently, she’s trying to decide
她也許正在煩惱-
whether she can stay in America or go back.
要回亞洲還是留在美國?
The rich FOB girl’s outfit,
有錢的FOB光身上穿的
probably cost more than your car.
可能就比你車子還貴
The normal FOB chick likes
一般的FOB喜歡
American brands that aren’t very special to us
美國人眼裡很普通
But very special to them
在亞洲人眼裡 卻很特別的品牌
The Abercrombie and Fitch, Victoria’s Secret
例如: A&F、維多利亞的秘密
Number 5: The GEEK Asian Girl
第五種: 極客
The GEEK Asian Girls like being a gamer, being an Otaku, being a K-Pop fan girl,
範圍包括電玩族、御宅族、哈韓族
being a youtube fan girl, being in a Sci-Fi, and being in a British TV show.
youtube愛用者、科幻小說粉絲或英國電視劇迷
I just got an early bird tickets to a K-con,
我用早鳥價買到了韓星演唱會
Anime Expo and comic con.
動畫展還有同人展的票
Did you get yours yet?
你買了嗎?
But don’t get the GEEK Asian Girl mixed up with a normal Asian girl
別把極客和亞洲好女孩搞混了
The GEEK Asian Girls are much more in a subculture and entertainment.
她們屬於次文化和娛樂那一掛
She probably read the entire book series of A Game of Thrones
她可能看權力遊戲影集之前
before watching the show.
會先把整套書都看完
But shout out to the GEEK Asian Girls
不過也多虧這些極客女孩
Because without you guys,
沒有她們
there would be no Asian youtube stars
就沒有亞洲youtube名人
Then what would I do?
那我該如何是好?!
You guys mean so much… (pretending to cry)
妳們對我來說太重要了~(哭)
The Geeky Asian Girl does not use a picture
她不會在頭像放
of her face as her avatar and she is
自己扮成阿凡達的照片
into Asiatic thing.
她喜歡有亞洲風的東西
She probably kind of wishes she was Korean or Japanese.
很希望自己是櫻花妹或韓妞
“Oh G-dragon! I love K-Pop . . . “Fighting!”
「噢 G-dragon!」「我超喜歡K-pop!」「Fighting~」
As far as clothing
至於她們穿什麼
They’re probably wearing a t-shirt of
也許是印有
their favorite band, TV show or favorite YouTube star.
自己喜愛團體、電視劇、youtube名人的T恤
Wong Fu for life
「永遠支持Wong Fu~♥」
Number 6: The Brainiac
第六種: 女愛因斯坦
Super Nerd Asian Girl.
勤奮用功的書呆子
She’s probably the daughter of a
教授、研究人員、工程師
Professor or a researcher or engineer or something that’s smart.
或任何高智商人才的女兒
Do the words “Quantum Mechanics” String Theory or the Multi-variable calculus,
「量子結構、弦理論、多元微積分」
ring a bell?
是不是覺得它們很耳熟呢?
If they do,
如果答案是肯定的
you’re probably a Brainiac Asian Girl!
妳可能就是書呆子型的喲!
She doesn’t use social media very much
這些聰明女孩不常用社群媒體
unless she’s posting about some sort of
除非是po科學重大突破
Scientific breakthrough or project she is working on.
或她的研究專案等等的
The Brainiac Asian Girl wears wired rim glasses
她們通常會戴圓形的細框眼鏡
and generally, doesn’t care a lot about fashion.
對時尚潮流毫無關心
Number 7: The FITNESS Sporty Asian Girl
第七種: 運動狂熱者
You have your fitness Asian Girl,
有一些單純享受運動 體態曼妙
But she’s really more into health
另外一些更關心
for the benefits of looking good on Instagram
如何以動人姿態出現在instagram
and you’re sporty Asian girls,
還有一些投身運動領域
she played multiple sports growing up,
玩各種運動長大的
was a tomboy,
有一點男人婆
and as an adult, she still plays
就算她已長大成人
Intramural recreational sports.
她還是把運動當成休閒 樂此不疲
Some of the things that the fitness sporty girl likes are
這些女生喜歡
crossfit, Zumba, doom squats,
有氧運動、重量訓練
Yoga pilates, buying new workout clothes,
瑜珈墊、深蹲、買運動背心
and posting inspirational quotes on Instagram.
在instagram上po發人深省的名言佳句
Fitness Sporty Asian Girl wears Nike womens,
健美女孩穿Nike系列的女性產品
Lululemon or other similar brands.
Lululemon(註: 瑜珈服品牌)或類似牌子
Great work out today.
「今天表現得不錯喔!」
No pain, no gain.
「一分耕耘 一分收穫!」
Number 8: The Party Asian Girl
第八種: 派對動物
Oh yeah…
沒錯…!
Although there are some similarities,
雖然和ABG有許多相似之處
don’t get it mix up with the ABG.
但可別混淆了
The Party Girl is more defined
派對動物
by the extravagant nights out:
以極盡奢華的夜晚出遊聞名
bar, club, concert, festival, Vegas
酒吧、俱樂部、音樂會、大小節慶
she’s there.
通通有她的身影
Hey! Hey let’s take a selfie.
嘿! 來拍一張吧
Unlike ABG, you’ll never find
不像ABG
a Party Girl at the pool.
她們絕不會出現在撞球場之類的地方