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  • Karen?

    凱倫?

  • I'd say she's in swift need of a reboot.

    我想說的是,她正迅速需要重啟。

  • Hiyah!

    嗨呀!

  • [crying]

    [哭聲]

  • What the-?

    什麼...?

  • Puppies.

    小狗。

  • Oh, look at the little puppies.

    哦,看看這些小狗。

  • Yeesh, calm down, Karen,

    耶什,冷靜下來,凱倫。

  • you don't want to blow out your motherboard.

    你不希望炸燬你的主板。

  • Oh, I'm gonna name you Steven and Karen

    哦,我要給你們取名為史蒂文和凱倫

  • and Clayton and Vincent and... cute overload.

    和克萊頓和文森特......可愛的超載。

  • Oh, sure you take a couple of hours

    哦,當然你要花幾個小時

  • to reboot, Karen, it's fine.

    要重新啟動,凱倫,這很好。

  • I'll just manage all these puppies all on my own.

    我只需自己管理所有這些小狗就可以了。

  • I can't believe you tried to fool me

    我不相信你想欺騙我

  • for your own selfish needs.

    為了你自己的自私需求。

  • My second honeymoon ruined! [crying]

    我的第二個蜜月被毀了![哭聲]

  • Well, technically, it's your first.

    好吧,從技術上講,這是你的第一次。

  • Oh, would you can it already? I guess I have no choice

    哦,你已經可以了嗎? 我想我沒有選擇

  • but to turn up the settings on my vacation app.

    但要把我的度假應用程序的設置調高。

  • [stammering]

    [口吃]

  • I don't think that's such a good-

    我不認為這是一個很好的...

  • [screaming]

    [尖叫聲]

  • [screaming]

    [尖叫聲]

  • Hmm. If I wasn't on parole-

    嗯。如果我不是在假釋期間-

  • Me customers.

    我的客戶。

  • Ah, this vacation is a total bust.

    啊,這個假期完全失敗了。

  • Thanks my sweet little gondolier.

    謝謝你,我可愛的小貢多拉。

  • This is gonna be the best... honeymoon ever.

    這將是最棒的......蜜月之旅。

  • Loading Krabby Patty formula.

    正在加載蟹皇堡的配方。

  • Here it comes.

    它來了。

  • Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.

    哦,痞子,你讓我太高興了。

  • That's fantastic. Where's that formula?

    這真是太棒了。 那個公式在哪裡?

  • I'm crying. What's going on?

    我在哭。 發生了什麼事?

  • Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?

    卡倫,怎麼了?你漏水了嗎?

  • No, I'm just so happy.

    不,我只是太高興了。

  • I'm crying with tears of joy.

    我喜極而泣。

  • But you're shorting out!

    但你正在短路!

  • I'm just- The Krabby... Patty.. formula... loading... complete.

    我只是--蟹皇... ...帕蒂... ...公式... ...加載...完成。

  • [crying]

    [哭聲]

  • - Yes! - No!

    - 是的! - 不!

  • No!

    不!

  • Yes! I'm saved! Your wife exploded!

    是的,我得救了!你的妻子爆炸了!

  • Um, happy anniversary, you guys.

    嗯,週年紀念日快樂,你們這些傢伙。

  • Go great catching up with you, Hannah.

    很高興見到你,漢娜。

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • It's been too long.

    已經太久了。

  • [sneezing]

    [打噴嚏]

  • Oh, you poor thing. Sounds like you have a bug.

    哦,你真可憐。 聽起來像你有一個錯誤。

  • Better go home and reboot.

    最好回家重新啟動。

  • Remember only key words tonigh. You need to rest your processo.

    只記住今夜的關鍵詞。 你需要休息你的過程。

  • Karen!

    凱倫!

  • What do you want?

    你想要什麼?

  • [sneezing]

    [打噴嚏]

  • [beeping]

    [嗶嗶聲]

  • Oh, no. You're nodes are swollen.

    哦,不。你的結節腫大了。

  • That old bucket of bolts gave you a computer virus.

    那一桶舊螺栓給了你一個計算機病毒。

  • Oh, nonsense, I'm the fastest computer alive.

    哦,胡說八道,我是活著的最快的電腦。

  • [stammering]

    [口吃]

  • Uh-oh. [giggling]

    呃--哦。[咯咯笑]

  • My ones and zeroes look like 10, 10, 10, 10.

    我的1和0看起來像10、10、10、10。

  • Someone's gonna have to get inside you

    有人要進入你的身體

  • and kill that virus.

    並殺死該病毒。

  • This isn't a pile of trash. It's a free computer system.

    這不是一堆垃圾。它是一個免費的計算機系統。

  • Free? Now, what kind of barnacle would throw out

    免費?現在,什麼樣的藤壺會扔出

  • a perfectly good computer?

    一臺完美的電腦?

  • Judging from our location, I'd say Plankton.

    從我們的位置來看,我認為是痞子。

  • [chuckles] Always has been a knucklehead.

    [笑]一直以來都是一個節操的人。

  • Could this be one of Plankton's elaborate ruses?

    這可能是浮游生物精心設計的詭計之一嗎?

  • Perhaps, but who can pass up a free computer?

    也許,但誰能放棄一臺免費的電腦呢?

  • Let's plug her in, see what she can do.

    讓我們把她塞進去,看看她能做什麼。

  • She's loading up.

    她正在裝貨。

  • Now let's see how this dial up thingy works here.

    現在讓我們看看這個撥號裝置是如何工作的。

  • This thing does text mails, right?

    這東西可以發短信,對嗎?

  • Yeah, I think so.

    是的,我想是的。

  • Ooh, that sounds promising.

    哦,這聽起來很有希望。

  • [crying]

    [哭聲]

  • [screaming]

    [尖叫聲]

  • Are computer's supposed to emote?

    計算機應該有情感嗎?

  • [crying]

    [哭聲]

  • No need to cry, little lady.

    沒必要哭,小姑娘。

  • Don't tell me not to cry. [crying]

    不要告訴我不要哭。[哭]

  • She's malfunctioning.

    她出現了故障。

  • Must be the dial up thingy.

    一定是撥號上網的緣故。

  • You're right.

    你是對的。

  • Must be interfering with her circuitry.

    一定是干擾了她的電路。

  • [crying]

    [哭聲]

  • Oh, it's not the dial up thing.

    哦,這不是撥號的問題。

  • It's Plankton.

    這是浮游生物。

  • He dumped me for a newer piece of hardware.

    他為了一個較新的硬件甩了我。

  • [crying]

    [哭聲]

  • Help me out here, buddy.

    幫幫我吧,夥計。

  • Hey, there. Dry those computer tears.

    嘿,你好。擦乾那些電腦的眼淚。

  • I'm sure you two will get back together.

    我相信你們倆會重歸於好。

  • Plankton just needs some time to realize

    痞子只是需要一些時間來實現

  • how much he needs you.

    他是多麼的需要你。

  • I mean, you guys were made for each other.

    我的意思是,你們是為對方而生的。

  • Well, you were made more for him and more specifically by him.

    好吧,你更多的是為他而造,更具體的是由他造。

  • And now he's built someone with more modern features

    而現在他又造出了一個具有更多現代功能的人

  • who's better in every way. That's no-

    誰在各方面都更好。這就是不

  • What was my point again?

    我的觀點是什麼來著?

  • [crying] You men are all alike.

    [哭]你們男人都一樣。

  • Wait. Where you going?

    等等。你要去哪裡?

  • Smooth, SpongeBob, real smooth.

    順利,海綿寶寶,真正的順利。

  • Just look for any destruction and follow it to the virus...

    只要尋找任何破壞,並跟著它去找病毒...

  • sweetheart.

    親愛的。

  • Got it, honey.

    明白了,親愛的。

  • Whoa! [groaning]

    哇! [呻吟聲]

  • [grunting]

    [咕嚕聲]

  • I want a Krabby Patty.

    我想吃蟹皇堡。

  • Baby!

    寶貝!

  • SpongeBob, hurry up and kill that virus

    海綿寶寶,快點殺了那個病毒

  • before it completely destroys Karen!

    在它完全毀掉凱倫之前!

  • [grunting]

    [咕嚕聲]

  • [laughing]

    [笑聲]

  • [glass shattering]

    [玻璃碎裂聲]

  • Knock knock! Whoo!

    咚咚咚!Whoo!

  • Huh? Great Neptune's nostrils!

    嗯?偉大的海王星的鼻孔!?

  • [screaming]

    [尖叫聲]

  • Hmm?

    嗯?

  • The virus.

    病毒。

  • Plankton, it looks like the virus is heading

    痞子,看來病毒正向著

  • to Karen memory banks.

    到卡倫的記憶庫。

  • Listen, if it gets to her memory,

    聽著,如果它得到了她的記憶。

  • it'll fry her hard drive completely.

    它將徹底燒燬她的硬盤。

  • I need you to destroy that virus right now.

    我需要你現在就摧毀那個病毒。

  • Plankton, I need you to control your wife,

    痞子,我需要你控制你的妻子。

  • eh, computer or whatever.

    eh,電腦或其他什麼。

  • Mind your own business, Eugene.

    管好你自己的事,尤金。

  • This is my business.

    這是我的事。

  • Hello there, baby.

    你好啊,寶貝。

  • Where have you been all my life?

    我這一生中你都在哪裡?

  • [shrieking]

    [尖叫聲]

  • Please, don't break up our happy home.

    請不要拆散我們的幸福家園。

  • I forgive you, baby.

    我原諒你,寶貝。

  • Wow. I can never unsee that.

    哇。我永遠無法不看到這一點。

  • I can't take it!

    我不能接受!

  • What is it, Plankton?

    怎麼了,浮游生物?

  • Hold that thought, baby. I forgot something down here.

    保持這種想法,寶貝。我忘了一些東西在這裡。

  • I'll be right back.

    我馬上回來。

  • Can't believe this is really happening.

    不敢相信這真的發生了。

  • The Krabby Patty secret formula's finally mine.

    蟹皇堡的祕密配方終於屬於我了。

  • Huh?

    嗯?

  • This some kind of horrible nightmare?

    這是某種可怕的惡夢嗎?

  • Wha-? A projector?

    什麼--?投影儀?

  • You tricked me with a simulation?!

    你用模擬的方式騙我?

  • It was a test, Plankton, and you failed.

    這是一個測試,浮游生物,而你失敗了。

  • You fail every time when it comes to our romance.

    談到我們的戀情,你每次都失敗。

  • Right, so I goof up one time and now I'm the bad guy.

    對,所以我搞砸了一次,現在我是壞人。

  • One time? Failed one time?!

    一次?失敗一次?

  • How about four million, seven hundred thousand and-

    四百七十萬和--怎麼樣?

  • [stammering]

    [口吃]

  • [growling]

    [咆哮聲]

  • Karen!

    凱倫!

  • Consume me.

    消耗我。

  • No!

    不!

  • Ow!

    嗷!

  • Plankton?

    浮游生物?

  • Ow.

    嗷嗷叫。

  • [gasping]

    [喘息聲]

  • Stop, he's hurt.

    停下,他受傷了。

  • You're throwing in the towel?

    你要扔掉毛巾?

  • You heartless home page wrecking hussy.

    你這個無情的主頁破壞者。

  • [cheering]

    [歡呼聲]

  • No one runs down my man.

    沒有人跑掉我的人。

  • Plankie, say something.

    Plankie,說點什麼吧。

  • Take me home, baby.

    帶我回家吧,寶貝。

  • Even though you're a tidy green loser,

    儘管你是一個整潔的綠色失敗者。

  • I could never stay... mad... at... you.

    我永遠無法保持... ...瘋狂... ...在... ...你。

  • [screaming]

    [尖叫聲]

  • Sweetie, maybe we should slow down and pull over.

    親愛的,也許我們應該放慢速度,靠邊停車。

  • Honey. Precious.

    蜂蜜。珍貴的。

  • No, way, Plankie.

    不可能,Plankie。

  • It's me and you, amigo. Whoo hoo!

    這是我和你,朋友。 Whoo hoo!

  • [screaming]

    [尖叫聲]

  • Oh, hotdog. Let's go dancing. Whoo hoo!

    哦,熱狗。我們去跳舞吧。 Whoo hoo!

  • Whoo hoo! Yeah! Whoo hoo!

    Whoo hoo!耶!Whoo hoo!

  • How are all these people able to dance here

    這些人怎麼都能在這裡跳舞

  • in the middle of the day?

    在一天中?

  • Don't they have jobs?

    他們沒有工作嗎?

  • Whoo! Ha ha!

    Whoo!哈哈!

  • Ouch!

    哎喲!

  • SpongeBob. Come in, SpongeBob.

    海綿寶寶進來吧,海綿寶寶。

  • If you're gonna do anything, do it now!

    如果你要做什麼,現在就做吧!

  • Karen's about to melt down!

    卡倫要融化了!

  • Oh, such a cute one-eyed baby.

    哦,這麼可愛的獨眼寶寶。

  • SpongeBob!

    海綿寶寶!

  • Stop munching on those memories, you monster!

    不要再啃食那些記憶了,你這個怪物!"。

  • [roaring]

    [咆哮]

  • Hiyah!

    嗨呀!

  • Barbecue.

    燒烤。

  • Meow. [yowling]

    喵喵。[吆喝聲]

  • Plankton, I'm at the edge of Karen's memory.

    痞子,我在凱倫的記憶邊緣。

  • She has to create more memories. I need space to run.

    她必須創造更多的回憶。我需要空間來運行。

  • Is my running after her enough of a memory?

    我追著她跑的記憶夠不夠?

  • Oh, I'm afraid not.

    哦,我恐怕不會。

  • I always wind up with one extra piece.

    我總是會多帶一塊。

  • Oh, you must be hungry.

    哦,你一定很餓了。

  • That's why you're eating through Karen.

    這就是為什麼你要通過凱倫來吃。

  • I'm always hungry.

    我總是很餓。

  • You poor ugly disgusting little virus.

    你這個可憐的醜陋的噁心的小病毒。

  • I know what you need.

    我知道你需要什麼。

  • [groaning]

    [呻吟聲]

  • SpongeBob, I've decided to pull you out.

    海綿寶寶,我已經決定把你拉出來。

  • We're abandoning Operation Save Karen.

    我們正在放棄拯救卡倫行動。

  • I got the virus. Look.

    我感染了病毒。你看。

  • Hi there.

    你們好。

  • Here you go, little fella.

    給你,小傢伙。

  • It'll take the virus 300 years to chew its way

    該病毒需要300年的時間來啃噬它的方式

  • through this sandwich.

    通過這個三明治。

  • Whoo hoo!

    Whoo hoo!

  • Ah. Huh?

    啊。嗯?

  • Baby, you're all right.

    寶貝,你沒事了。

  • Nope, I'm still delirious.

    不,我仍然神志不清。

  • But I like it. [laughing]

    但我喜歡它。[笑]

Karen?

凱倫?

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