What's this Dear squid word.

這個親愛的烏賊詞是什麼。

Thanks for all your help.

謝謝你的幫助。

You've been a real good boy this year.

你今年真是個好孩子。

Warm regards santa, claus, merry christmas.

熱烈問候桑塔，克勞斯，聖誕快樂。

Okay.

好的。

Who?

誰？

Oh oh spongebob.

哦，哦，海綿寶寶。

I should have known you'd have something to do with this Santy claus.

我早該知道你和這個Santy claus有關係。

Well santa you know the saying where spongebob goes?

好吧，聖誕老人，你知道有句話叫 "海綿寶寶去哪兒 "嗎？

I know trouble follows I was gonna say laughter follows.

我知道麻煩隨之而來，我想說笑聲隨之而來。

Mr Klaus.

克勞斯先生。

What are you doing on the dark side?

你在黑暗面做什麼？

The dark side of the moon is the only place dark enough for me to get any sleep.

月亮的黑暗面是唯一足以讓我睡得著的地方。

I was sleeping like a baby visions of sugar plums.

我睡得像個嬰兒，幻想著糖李子。

Then this bad boy goes and bangs into my sleigh and wakes me up.

然後這個壞小子去撞我的雪橇，把我吵醒了。

Well I guess I'm getting nothing for christmas again.

好吧，我想我又沒有得到什麼聖誕禮物了。

Okay hey we're beer bros.

好吧，嘿，我們是啤酒兄弟。

Oh harry fish mus it's july just take the letter.

哦，哈里-菲斯，現在是七月，把信拿走吧。

I don't like it.

我不喜歡它。

Either budgets or onions.

無論是預算還是洋蔥。

I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own eye.

如果不是我親眼所見，我是不會相信的。

The bearded weirdo in the flesh.

大鬍子怪人的肉身。

What would you like for christmas pipe down Children?

你想要什麼聖誕禮物？

Oh what the sponge bob square pants.

哦，什麼海綿寶寶的方形褲子。

High santa.

高高在上的桑塔。

Did you know that?

你知道嗎？

I'm your biggest fan That's very sweet of you santa but actually Patchy the pirate is my biggest fan.

我是你最大的粉絲 你真好，聖誕老人，但實際上海盜Patchy是我最大的粉絲。

Hi spongebob and patrick, it's me.

嗨，海綿寶寶和帕特里克，是我。

Patchy the pirate.

海盜Patchy。

Mhm.

嗯。

Huh.

嗯。

Hello who's there?

你好，誰在那裡？

Hello ho ho ho ho ho ho hello Yes who's there?

你好嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬你好是誰在那裡？

Hello.

你好。

Show yourself.

展示你自己。

Hello who is it?

你好，是誰？

Here you dunce I mean a merry christmas little boy.

你這個笨蛋，我是說聖誕快樂的小男孩。

Could it be?

會不會是這樣？

Yes it is I santa claus ho ho ho hey you're head.

是的，它是我聖克勞斯嗬嗬嗬嘿你的頭。

Hey take it easy spongebob Spongebob?

嘿，別緊張，海綿寶寶，海綿寶寶？

Spongebob don't do that again.

海綿寶寶不要再這樣做了。

I knew you'd make it santa.

我知道你會做到的，聖誕老人。

Hey santa, where's your big round belly?

嘿，聖誕老人，你的大圓肚皮在哪裡？

Well uh that is a result of undersea pressure on my body.

嗯，呃，那是我的身體受到海底壓力的結果。

Where's your reindeer and your flying machine?

你的馴鹿和你的飛行器在哪裡？

I loaned them to the easter bunny And what about that knows, I knew you were supposed to have a big one but that thing's gigantic.

我把它們借給了復活節兔子，那知道的東西呢，我知道你應該有一個大的，但那東西是巨大的。

Alright, I'm santa santa.

好吧，我是聖誕老人。

This is the greatest gift you could have given me.

這是你能給我的最大禮物。

Thank you for bringing christmas to bikini bottom.

謝謝你把聖誕節帶到比基尼底部。

I didn't bring christmas to bikini bottom.

我沒有把聖誕節帶到比基尼底部。

Spongebob.

海綿寶寶。

You did I merry christmas, spongebob merry christmas to you?

你做了我的聖誕快樂，海綿寶寶的聖誕快樂給你？

I'm glad that's over.

我很高興那已經結束了。

Do you have a present for me?

你有給我的禮物嗎？

Santa?

聖誕老人？

Uh well uh see I'm not, I'm not really go ahead santa claus.

呃，呃，我不是，我不是真正的聖誕老人。

See he is real.

看到他是真實的。

He made my christmas wish come true, he won't let you down.

他使我的聖誕願望得以實現，他不會讓你失望。

Right, just a second.

對了，等一下。

Okay quickly let's see what little girls like a book of matches or a shaving kit.

好的，很快讓我們看看小女孩喜歡什麼，是火柴書還是刮鬚刀包。

A copy of my birth certificate.

我的出生證明的副本。

There's got to be something around here.

這附近一定有什麼東西。

Think think think perfect.

思考思考，完美。

Here you go little girl ho ho ho thanks santa.

給你，小姑娘，謝謝你，聖誕老人。

That almost felt good.

這種感覺幾乎很好。

Hey santa, where's my present?

嘿，聖誕老人，我的禮物呢？

Main?

主要？

And what about me?

那我呢？

Ah let's see what santa has for all you good people and bad santa gifts for people.

啊，讓我們看看聖誕老人為你們所有的好人和壞人準備了什麼聖誕老人禮物。

A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

一碗土豆泥給你。

Thank you santa.

謝謝你，Santa。

This is just what I wanted a new hairstyle.

這正是我想要的一個新發型。

Thanks santa, here you go.

謝謝聖誕老人，給你。

Patrick, whoa, a wristwatch.

帕特里克，哇，一個腕錶。

Thank you santa.

謝謝你，Santa。

Uh everyone nestled all snug.

呃，每個人都依偎在一起。

We're all snug santa.

我們都是緊貼的聖誕老人。

But why is spongebob with you?

但為什麼海綿寶寶和你在一起？

Yeah, why am I riding with you and not that?

是啊，為什麼我和你一起坐車而不是那個？

It isn't a pleasure.

這並不是一種樂趣。

I want you close to me so I can keep an eye on you.

我想讓你靠近我，這樣我就能盯著你了。

You are a menace.

你是一個威脅。

Okay first I'll push Sandy's rocket ship out of harm's way.

好吧，首先我把桑迪的火箭飛船推到危險的地方。

Spongebob.

海綿寶寶。

Hand me that Jack in the box.

遞給我那個盒子裡的傑克。

Jack in the box.

盒子裡的傑克。

Oh, let me try be careful.

哦，讓我試著小心一點。

Don't over white, but it's got to be strong enough to move the moon.

不要過白，但它必須有足夠的力量來移動月亮。

You broke it and it was my last one.

你打破了它，這是我的最後一次。

Wait, I think I can hear the last note struggling to get out.

等等，我想我能聽到最後一個音符在掙扎著要出來。

Come on Jack, you can do it.

來吧，傑克，你可以做到。

I believe in you.

我相信你。

Oh, what happened?

哦，發生了什麼事？

Okay, sorry, it was my dad.

好吧，對不起，是我爸爸。

Oh, excuse me.

哦，請原諒我。

Sorry.

對不起。

Oh, oh ho ho backwards santa.

哦，哦嗬嗬倒退的聖誕老人。

Do you have any water shooters in your bag?

你的包裡有什麼水槍嗎？

Yes, the whole sack is full about.

是的，整個麻袋都是滿滿的大約。

All right, sanna squirt me.

好吧，桑娜噴我。

Oh, I get it.

哦，我明白了。

Keep them coming, Tana.

繼續來吧，塔娜。

What the ho ho ho is going on here.

這裡到底發生了什麼。

I was kicking back with the missus in the caribbean when my silent alarm went off.

當我的無聲警報響起時，我正和夫人在加勒比海上踢球。

Hi sam, Spongebob.

嗨，山姆，海綿寶寶。

I should have known you're a menace.

我早該知道你是個威脅。

All I wanted to do was leave you this present that you didn't get last Christmas?

我想做的就是給你留下這個你去年聖誕節沒有得到的禮物？

days late.

晚了幾天。

Sorry, a present is never too late.

對不起，禮物永遠不會太晚。

How sweet.

多麼甜蜜。

Not even the elves or reindeer.

甚至連精靈或馴鹿也不例外。

Get me presents.

給我買禮物。

Huh?

嗯？

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Spongebob should I open it now, It's one of a kind the crabby patty secret formula he's giving it to santa, claus.

海綿寶寶，我現在應該打開它嗎？這是一種螃蟹皮的祕密配方，他要把它送給聖誕老人，克勞斯。

Forget the list.

忘記名單。

The formulas right here.

這些公式就在這裡。

I can have it now.

我現在可以擁有它了。

Ah uh you're being naughty santa.

啊，呃，你太頑皮了，聖誕老人。

I was born to be naughty.

我生來就是調皮的。

Huh?

嗯？

Um Yeah, you can have this back.

嗯 是的，你可以拿回這個。

My bad, I mean good, my good, being nice.

我的壞，我是說好，我的好，是好。

Not naughty.

不是調皮的。

Well read it out loud.

那就大聲讀出來吧。

That's okay, go on, read it matt.

沒關係，繼續吧，讀讀看吧。

Dear santa.

親愛的桑塔。

There isn't a present big enough to express how much joy you've brought to all the Children and sea creatures of the world.

沒有足夠大的禮物來表達你給世界上所有的兒童和海洋生物帶來多少歡樂。

So this is just a simple thank you note.

所以這只是一個簡單的感謝信。

Thank you signed with love your pal, spongebob.

謝謝你用愛簽下你的夥伴，海綿寶寶。

Ah you got a typo here.

啊，你這裡有一個打字錯誤。

Oh how touchy, this is beautiful.

哦，真感人，這太美了。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Spongebob.

海綿寶寶。

I wouldn't have made it here without the help of plankton.

如果沒有浮游生物的幫助，我就不會走到這裡。

He's really not that naughty and of course my best friend Patrick Patrick to me, santa should be here any minute.

他真的沒有那麼調皮，當然我最好的朋友帕特里克對我說，聖誕老人應該隨時會來。

You ain't kidding.

你不是在開玩笑。

Here he comes now.

他現在來了。

Thank you santa.

謝謝你，Santa。

You made it.

你成功了。

Whoa!

哇!

Cool your jets there son.

孩子，請你冷靜一下。

I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad tidings.

恐怕我是一個壞消息的攜帶者。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Oh yes, it seems you're all on my naughty list this year.

哦，是的，看來你們都在我今年的淘氣名單上。

Naughty list.

淘氣的名單。

No, buts about it.

沒有，但是，關於它。

You've all been a bunch of jerks, but nothing call for everyone except plankton.

你們都是一群混蛋，但除了浮游生物，沒有什麼叫大家的。

I'm just as surprised as you.

我和你一樣驚訝。

But compared to the rest of you.

但與你們其他人相比。

He's been a saint you go Sheldon.

他一直是個聖人，你去吧，謝爾頓。

I believe this is what you asked for the secret formula.

我相信這就是你所要求的祕方。

How did you get that?

你是怎麼得到的？

I have my ways.

我有我的方法。

Um, dad, get out of my pocket, You foul gamblin?

嗯，爸爸，從我的口袋裡拿出來，你犯規了？

You've got it all wrong.

你完全搞錯了。

On the contrary, Spongebob, you're the worst of all.

相反，海綿寶寶，你是最糟糕的。

There you go.

你去吧。

Right now we can have it.

現在，我們可以擁有它。

Uh, I am ready to destroy christmas, destroy santa.

呃，我已經準備好摧毀聖誕節，摧毀聖誕老人。

Who wants santa?

誰想要聖誕老人？

You gotta get through me.

你必須通過我。

Okay, dokey.

好的，Dokey。

Oh my, is that all you got?

哦，我的天，你就這麼點本事嗎？

I'm out of here.

我離開這裡了。

Um, you do realize this counts as naughty.

嗯，你知道這算不算是調皮。

You put that jolly elf down, you big tin in papa hot from the oven.

你把那個快樂的小精靈放下來，你這個大罐子裡的爸爸從烤箱裡熱出來。

Both of luck, hurry up.

兩個人的運氣都很好，快點。

Data hop on.

數據跳上。

Thanks again for saving my keister.

再次感謝你救了我的屁股。

It was nothing.

這沒什麼。

You're clearly a very good lad.

你顯然是一個非常好的小夥子。

Unlike the owner of that wind up Monstrosity.

不像那個上了發條的怪獸的主人。

What have you got there?

你那裡有什麼？

If found?

如果發現？

Please return to the chum bucket, Langton.

請回到秋刀魚桶裡去，蘭頓。

Uh, hand it over Sheldon.

呃，把它交給謝爾頓。

Don't make it any worse.

不要讓情況變得更糟。

Got it.

明白了。

Okay boys, let's give plankton what he deserves so long kitties.

好了，孩子們，讓我們給浮游生物他應得的東西，讓小貓咪們長長見識。

Hey, has anyone seen Patrick?

嘿，有人看到帕特里克了嗎？

Gotcha santa's workshop?

找到聖誕老人的工作室了嗎？

I'm here santa.

我在這裡，聖誕老人。

I'm here.

我在這裡。

I'm not going in there santa.

我不會去那裡的，聖誕老人。

There's only one thing I want for christmas and it's to meet me.

我只想要一件聖誕禮物，那就是見到我。

Hero.

英雄。

Sponge, bob square pants.

海綿，鮑勃方褲。

Yeah, I think stealing a mail truck definitely counts as naughty, wouldn't you say potty, I sure would santa.

是的，我認為偷一輛郵車絕對算得上是淘氣，你不說便當嗎，我肯定會的，聖誕老人。