It's the healthy versus junk food challenge.

這是健康與垃圾食品的挑戰。

Give our first competitor a big round of applause, but not too big french, Thanks for joining us.

給我們的第一位競爭者以熱烈的掌聲，但不要太大法式，謝謝你加入我們。

Little apple today.

今天的小蘋果。

You'll be going head to head against grapefruits.

你將會和葡萄柚正面交鋒。

Whoa!

哇!

Talk about healthy food.

談論健康食品。

Hey, you fellas like the new physique.

嘿，你們這些傢伙喜歡新體格。

I've been spending six hours in the gym every day for the past three months.

在過去的三個月裡，我每天都在健身房花六個小時。

Getting ready for today.

為今天做準備。

Whoa, That's a lot of dedication for a challenge.

哇，這對一個挑戰來說是個很大的奉獻。

Video.

視頻。

What bro, we're talking about this video.

什麼兄弟，我們在談論這個視頻。

Tell me what's happening after this video in like 10 minutes.

告訴我這段視頻之後發生了什麼，大概10分鐘後。

I'm picking up oranges sister for a date.

我正在為一個約會挑選橙子姐姐。

What?

什麼？

Oh yeah, I mean sure she doesn't exactly know I'm taking on a date just yet, but I like my chances are pretty good.

哦，是的，我的意思是，她肯定不完全知道我在約會，只是還沒有，但我覺得我的機會很好。

I think I'm gonna roll up on this motorcycle wearing this slim fit shirt and gave her this gigantic box of chocolates.

我想我要騎著這輛摩托車，穿著這件修身的襯衫，給她這個巨大的巧克力盒。

Then I'll ask her on a date.

然後我就會約她。

She'll say yes and I'll start looking at venues for an autumn wedding man, I wish I had even one ounce of your confidence grapefruit.

她會說是的，我就會開始為秋季的婚禮尋找場地，夥計，我希望我有哪怕一盎司你的信心柚子。

Of course you do your buddies like one ounce o orange.

當然，你做你的夥伴們喜歡一盎司O型橙。

Can we do this thing already?

我們已經可以做這件事了嗎？

The diminutive one is right starting the challenge is exactly what we should do.

渺小的人是對的，開始挑戰正是我們應該做的。

So here's how it works.

是以，這裡是如何工作的。

One of you is gonna get served healthy food, but the other contestant will receive delicious junk food, but here's the catch, which is which or should I say switch is a switch.

你們中的一個人會得到健康的食物，但另一個參賽者會得到美味的垃圾食品，但這裡有一個問題，哪個是哪個，或者我應該說切換是一個切換。

Here we go, no didgeridoo calendar.

又來了，沒有迪吉里杜管日曆。

We're gonna have to sit through a switcheroo song every round.

我們每一輪都要坐著聽換人歌。

Well you sure can't stand through it.

好吧，你肯定不能通過它站起來。

You don't have any legs, you know what?

你沒有任何腿，你知道嗎？

Just because you're being annoying.

只是因為你很煩人。

I'm gonna take your sister on an even more incredible date tonight.

我今晚要帶你妹妹去參加一個更不可思議的約會。

You take that back.

你把這句話收回。

Speaking of dates, looks like little apple chose the healthy food which means, yeah, everything's coming up, grapefruit, easy there grapefruit.

說到紅棗，看起來小蘋果選擇了健康的食物，這意味著，是的，一切都來了，葡萄柚，輕鬆的有葡萄柚。

It's not a race.

這不是一場比賽。

You know, it's just after months of dieting exercise.

你知道，這只是經過幾個月的節食鍛鍊。

I kinda need this.

我有點需要這個。

Okay, good.

好，很好。

I gotta say it feels good to be winning a challenge for once.

我得說，能贏得一次挑戰的感覺很好。

Didn't just pop off your shirt.

你的衣服不是突然掉下來的。

My $200 shirt was handcrafted in Spain from the finest of silks.

我的200美元的襯衫是在西班牙用最好的絲綢手工製作的。

Yeah.

是的。

Fat chance.

機會難得。

You can say that again.

你可以再說一遍。

Okay look, can we move this along?

好吧，聽著，我們能不能把這個事情繼續下去？

I gotta pick up for a date like five minutes.

我得在五分鐘內接上一個約會。

Don't you mean inform her that there is a date in five minutes, tomato potato.

你的意思不是通知她5分鐘後有個約會嗎，番茄洋芋。

Speaking of which, that's exactly what one of you will wind up with.

說到這一點，這正是你們中的一個人的結局。

Go do about a canoe enough already.

去做關於獨木舟的事情已經足夠了。

I choose this one.

我選擇這個。

Oh yeah, little apple.

哦，對了，小蘋果。

You're losing this challenge in a big way.

你在這個挑戰中輸得很慘。

Hopefully you can catch up.

希望你能趕上。

Mm wow, you guys.

嗯，哇，你們這些傢伙。

This job would always been this delicious.

這份工作會一直這麼美味。

It's just me.

這只是我。

Oh, grapefruit.

哦，葡萄柚。

Oh dear.

哦，親愛的。

Oh dear.

哦，親愛的。

I wonder what made all of those buttons pop off like that.

我想知道是什麼讓所有這些按鈕像這樣彈出。

Yeah, it's one of those unsolvable mysteries grapefruit.

是的，這是那些無法解決的謎團之一，葡萄柚。

Hey, you gonna eat that?

嘿，你要吃這個嗎？

What's in here?

這裡面有什麼？

Hey, that's for round three.

嘿，那是為了第三輪。

Yeah, sorry fellas, we're not trying to stick them around.

是的，對不起，夥計們，我們不是要把他們粘在身邊。

I listen to orange do another switcheroo song about him and Scooby doo taking a pool or whatever he says.

我聽著橙子又做了一首關於他和史酷比拿著一個游泳池或他說的什麼的調包歌。

How did you know?

你怎麼知道的？

Did somebody leak the Round three lyrics?

有人洩露了第三輪的歌詞嗎？

All righty gents.

好了，先生們。

Great foods off to make a love connection without a shirt.

很好的食物，不用襯衫就能建立起愛的聯繫。

All the better to woo the ladies with Muchacho Besides.

除了Muchacho之外，還可以用Muchacho向女士們求婚，這就更好了。

I still got these chocolates and this dope motorcycle.

我仍然有這些巧克力和這輛漂亮的摩托車。

Yeah.

是的。

Hear that boys?

聽到了嗎，孩子們？

Yeah.

是的。

It sounds like you're wrecking your engine.

聽起來你正在破壞你的引擎。

That's called revving the engine bro, is it?

這就是所謂的發動機轉速兄弟，是嗎？

Huh?

嗯？

Oh, you know grapefruit?

哦，你知道葡萄柚嗎？

My gut.

我的直覺。

Is that your date isn't gonna happen tonight?

你的約會今晚不會發生嗎？

Yeah, sorry, grapefruit.

是的，對不起，葡萄柚。

This time.

這一次。

I really thought the wait was over.

我真的以為等待已經結束。

Whatever.

不管怎麼樣。

Well, at least I got these chocolates to make me feel holy moly.

好吧，至少我得到了這些巧克力，讓我感到聖潔。

Holy moly indeed.

我的天啊，確實如此。

Just eat the bait away grapefruit.

只要把誘餌吃走的柚子。

Eat it away.

把它吃了。

It tastes like sadness.

它的味道是悲傷的。