We don't have time for an intro.

我們沒有時間做介紹。

It's time for ask.

現在是問的時候了。

Orange.

橙色。

Can I hear a train pun?

我可以聽到一個火車的雙關語嗎？

Hey, Hey guys, how do trains here through their engineers, Get it ears.

嘿，嘿，夥計們，這裡的火車如何通過他們的工程師，得到它的耳朵。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Hey Orange, here's a sandwich.

嘿，橙子，這裡有一個三明治。

Oh thank you.

哦，謝謝你。

That's so nice.

這真是太好了。

Oh wait, it's a knuckle sandwich, huh?

哦，等等，這是一個指節三明治，嗯？

Drop a million feathers on pear feathers.

在梨子的羽毛上落下一百萬根羽毛。

I mean, I guess that shouldn't be too bad, right?

我的意思是，我想這應該不會太糟糕，對嗎？

Because they're pretty soft and okay, wow, that's a lot of feathers.

因為它們相當柔軟，而且好吧，哇，那是很多的羽毛。

Holy moly.

我的媽呀。

That's so many feathers.

那有這麼多的羽毛。

Hey, Orange House, your pet chicken.

嘿，橙屋，你的寵物雞。

Yo, I'm, that's right.

喲，我是，這就對了。

It's the end.

這就是結局。

Surprise airbag.

驚喜的安全氣囊。

Every time someone subscribes pair gets fatter.

每當有人訂閱時，一對就會變得更胖。

What the hey, Oh no, stop subscribing please.

什麼嘿，哦不，請停止訂閱。

No more subscriptions.

沒有更多的訂閱。

Turn the button.

轉動按鈕。

Oh, I think it's time for a surprise airbag please.

哦，我想是時候來個驚喜的安全氣囊了。

I hate surprises.

我討厭驚喜。

Why is little apple sitting on a whoopee cushion?

為什麼小蘋果會坐在 "呼呼 "的坐墊上？

I'm on a whoopee cushion man guys, you're so funny.

我在一個呼朋引伴的墊子上，夥計們，你們太有趣了。

Wait, nothing's happening.

等等，什麼也沒發生。

That's because you don't weigh enough to make it work.

那是因為你的體重不夠，無法讓它發揮作用。

I did not need this, another train joke please.

我不需要這個，請再開一個火車笑話。

Hey, what do you call a train that can't stop sneezing A choo choo train.

嘿，你怎麼稱呼一列不能停止打噴嚏的火車呢 啾啾火車。

Get it a choo choo.

給它弄個choo choo。

Hey, orange, it's another surprise airbag, where's it gonna come from this time?

嘿，橙色，這是另一個驚喜的安全氣囊，這次會從哪裡來？

Oh, I don't like surprise airbag.

哦，我不喜歡驚喜的安全氣囊。

Okay, nothing's happening.

好吧，什麼也沒發生。

So I think I should be a Drop 10 million YouTube logos on pair.

是以，我認為我應該是一個下降1000萬YouTube標誌的對。

Alright, well I'll give you problems for creativity.

好吧，那我就給你的創意出難題。

Oh, these hurt more than I thought they would.

哦，這些傷害比我想象的要大。

100 surprise airbags.

100個驚喜的安全氣囊。

Wait, what?

等等，什麼？

No, not 100.

不，不是100。

Every time you hit the subscribe button, hair gets more limbs.

每當你點擊訂閱按鈕，頭髮就會變得更多的肢體。

What?

什麼？

I don't need any limbs.

我不需要任何肢體。

Oh what the heck.

哦，管他呢。

Oh, this is crazy guys!

哦，這太瘋狂了，夥計們!

Please stop hitting the subscribe button, please do something to make me laugh trumpet.

請不要再按訂閱鍵了，請做一些讓我笑的小號。

No, not the bit of dancing babies and boobs.

不，不是跳舞的嬰兒和胸部的那部分。

What if the whole world is made of annoying Orange is just oranges.

如果整個世界是由惱人的橙子組成的，那就只是橙子。

What you guys, Why would you do this?

你們這些傢伙，為什麼要這樣做？

Hey, orange, enjoy a comfy white cushion.

嘿，橙色，享受舒適的白色坐墊吧。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

That's so sweet.

這真是太貼心了。

Oh, it's so soft.

哦，它是如此柔軟。

I'm gonna sit on this.

我要坐在這個位置上。

Okay, I'm gonna call him billy fluff and stuff.

好吧，我就叫他比利-弗洛夫之類的。

I love you Philly.

我愛你，費城。

Wait, I think it's a surprise airbag.

等等，我想這是一個驚喜的安全氣囊。

More train jokes.

更多火車笑話。

I'm not gonna get hit by a train again.

我不會再被火車撞了。

Am I okay?

我還好嗎？

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Anybody who steals a train definitely has a locomotive.

任何偷火車的人肯定有一個火車頭。

Get it locum.

得到它locum。