Hey hey pear, you know what job of the huts middle name is?

嘿嘿，梨子，你知道小屋的中間名字是什麼工作？

No what is it?

不，是什麼呢？

The Oh my gosh well as you can see today we're telling the story of Star Wars.

哦，我的天哪，你可以看到今天我們正在講述《星球大戰》的故事。

Oh check this out.

哦，看看這個。

You know how Samuel L Jackson got a special purple colored lightsaber?

你知道塞繆爾-傑克遜是如何得到一把特殊的紫色光劍的嗎？

Yeah, well I got an orange one.

是的，我有一個橙色的。

Whoa, whoa.

哇，哇。

I had it upside down.

我把它倒過來了。

I almost wound up a city kabob.

我差一點就成了城市的烤肉。

If only all right.

如果只是好的。

Should we get started?

我們應該開始了嗎？

Yes, we begin of course with episode one.

是的，我們當然要從第一集開始。

you sure you don't want to begin with episode 4?

你確定你不想從第四集開始嗎？

Oh my God you don't even know how to count.

哦，我的上帝，你甚至不知道如何計算。

I'm so embarrassed for you right now.

我現在真為你感到難堪。

But first you didn't know Jabba's middle name and now this orange pair one is the first number.

但首先你不知道賈寶玉的中間名字，現在這個橙色的對子是第一個數字。

I know that you sure because it seems like you don't, I do too.

我知道，你肯定是因為你看起來不知道，我也知道。

Okay fine.

好吧，好吧。

Let's just get this story time off the ground already.

讓我們把這個故事的時間已經開始了。

nine.

九。

No, no.

不，不。

Hold on.

等一下。

Is this the actual text from the movie?

這是電影中的真實文本嗎？

It feels like this has more references to jar jar Binks than I remember what jar jar Binks is a main character in episode one pair.

感覺這有更多的引用罈罈罐罐賓克斯，而不是我記得什麼罈罈罐罐賓克斯是第一集裡的主要人物對。

Maybe he is, but I know for a fact that episode one isn't called the jar jar Menace.

也許他是，但我知道一個事實，第一集不叫罈罈罐罐的威脅。

What can I say?

我還能說什麼呢？

If you think jar jar is just a supporting character, you're focusing on Alderaan things.

如果你認為罐子只是一個配角，你就會把注意力放在奧爾德蘭的事情上。

Here are the facts.

以下是事實。

Bear.

熊。

Early in the movie, the Jedi Knight qui gon jinn saves jar jar in the forests of naboo and they team up, I'm with you so far and they make a classic buddy cop duo.

在電影的早期，絕地武士奎-貢-金在納布的森林裡救了賈-賈，他們合作了，到目前為止我同意你的觀點，他們是一個經典的夥伴警察二人組。

Qui gon jinn knows the force and jar jar knows naboo and also how to be funny and also how to be handsome.

奎-貢-金知道武力，賈-賈知道納布，也知道如何有趣，也知道如何英俊。

Um Thanks to jar jar in this hilarious catchphrase how lewd, they're able to rescue queen Natalie Portman and get her to another planet called tattoo queen.

嗯 多虧了罈罈罐罐在這個熱鬧的口頭禪多麼淫蕩，他們能夠拯救女王娜塔莉-波特曼，並把她帶到另一個叫紋身女王的星球。

Their jar jar does a whole bunch of really funny and important things like walking around eating food and looking at stuff.

他們的瓶瓶罐罐做了一大堆非常有趣和重要的事情，比如四處走動吃東西和看東西。

Then a bunch of stuff happens and jar jar gets promoted to a general and leads the gun guns in a huge, awesome and occasionally hilarious battle against the droid army but qui gon jinn doesn't survive the battle which means jar jar has to shoulder the entire buddy cop dynamic himself for the rest of the movies.

然後發生了一堆事情，賈寶玉被提拔為將軍，並帶領槍炮部隊與機器人軍隊進行了一場巨大的、令人敬畏的、偶爾令人捧腹的戰鬥，但奎-貢-金沒有在戰鬥中倖存下來，這意味著賈寶玉必須在剩下的電影中自己承擔整個夥伴警察的動態。

Now on episode two, attack of the jar jar clones, na na na na na na hey does that say jar wars orange?

現在是第二集，克隆罐的攻擊，吶吶吶吶吶吶嘿，那上面寫著罐子戰爭的橙色嗎？

Stop jar jar Binks is hardly in the movies once episode one ends what you talking about, He's in like every scene remember the scene in return of the Jedi when luke Skywalker shoots that proton torpedo down the exhaust bed and blows the entire death star.

一旦第一集結束，就幾乎不在電影中出現了，你在說什麼呢？

Yeah, everyone knows that scene, he puts away his computer screen and uses the force to make the shot look again, he didn't use the force jar jar was standing there pointing to the fence opening what?

是啊，大家都知道那一幕，他收起電腦屏幕，用武力讓鏡頭再看一遍，他沒有用武力罈罈罐罐站在那裡指著柵欄開什麼？

And you know that scene where Darth Vader tells luke that he's his father.

你知道達斯-維德告訴盧克他是他父親的那個場景。

Sure, well in the director's cut, you see that jar jar is there too and Darth Vader tells him he's his new stepdad.

當然，好在導演剪輯版中，你看到那個罐子也在那裡，達斯-維德告訴他，他是他的新繼父。

No Orange, That isn't true.

沒有橙色，這不是真的。

And then you remember that scene at the Saarland pit.

然後你就會想起在薩爾州礦場的那一幕。

Listen closely and you'll hear jar jar at some really important commentary in the background.

仔細聽，你會聽到甕聲甕氣地在背景中聽到一些真正重要的評論。

Stop it.

停止吧。

Orange.

橙色。

This is preposterous jar jar, Binks is not the main character.

這是矯枉過正的罈罈罐罐，賓克斯不是主角。

You're not the main character.

你不是主角。

I know, look, I don't want to spoil the entire thing, but you deaf, we need to go back and rewatch the movies, jar jars all over the place.

我知道，聽著，我不想破壞整個事情，但你聾了，我們需要回去重新看電影，罈罈罐罐都在這裡。

I'm talking cameo after cameo after cameo.

我說的是一個又一個客串。

It's no wonder Disney gave jar jar his own spin off series.

難怪迪斯尼給罈罈罐罐安排了自己的衍生系列。

Really?

真的嗎？

I hadn't heard anything about that.

我沒有聽說過這方面的事情。

You haven't heard about the gun DeLorean where bounty hunter jar jar whizzes around the galaxy with a sidekick, baby giardia.

你沒有聽說過槍支DeLorean，在那裡賞金獵人Jar Jar帶著一個跟班，小Giardia在銀河系中呼嘯而過。

Oh my God, I'm so glad that's not actually a thing because if it was it would be awful.

哦，我的上帝，我很高興這實際上不是一件事，因為如果它是，那就太可怕了。

You really think that how wooed na na na na na na na na na na na na written and direct.

你真的認為，如何揩油的吶喊，吶喊，吶喊，吶喊的書面和直接。

Okay.

好的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I give up?

我放棄了嗎？

I'm out of here pair.

我離開這裡對。

Wait, don't you want to see the extra scene at the end of the credits.

等等，你不想看片尾的額外場景嗎？

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

There's actually a scene after the Hello, it's me, Jaja Binks.

其實在《你好，是我》之後還有一個場景，就是賈賈-賓克斯。

Did you Used to know many people do not know how to count like this guy here.

你是否知道許多人不知道如何計算，就像這裡的這個人。

What the Oh, come on.

什麼哦，來吧。

So as a teacher to count now one Tusa.

所以作為一個老師，現在要算一個圖薩。

This episode is over.

這一集已經結束。

You hear me?

你聽到了嗎？

It's over.

這一切都結束了。

And remember number four comes after number one.

請記住，第四項是在第一項之後。

Yeah.

是的。