Mm mhm.

嗯，嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

So cool.

太酷了。

Great.

很好。

What was there?

那是什麼？

Oh man, I'm really craving ice cream all of a sudden?

哦，夥計，我真的突然想吃冰淇淋了？

Whoa, creepy dilapidated ice cream truck parked in front of my house in the dead of night.

哇，令人毛骨悚然的破舊冰激凌車在夜深人靜的時候停在我家門前。

It's like this was meant to be, hey, hey, I got my quarter now give me some ice cream before I turn into a popsicle.

這就像這是註定的，嘿，嘿，我得到了我的四分之一，現在在我變成冰棒之前給我一些冰淇淋。

Hello, anybody there?

你好，有人在嗎？

I hear you in there.

我聽到你在那裡。

Are you open?

你開放嗎？

Listen, do you understand how badly I need ice cream right now, dairy badly.

聽著，你明白我現在多麼需要冰淇淋，非常需要。

That's it.

就這樣了。

I'm coming in.

我進來了。

Hmm.

嗯。

Oh man, but here's the twist Bruce.

哦，夥計，但這裡有一個轉折，布魯斯。

Willis character was actually dead the entire time.

威利斯這個角色實際上一直都在死亡。

The end, wow, I just finished an entire book.

結尾，哇，我剛看完一整本書。

I can't remember the last time I was able to do that.

我不記得上一次我能夠這樣做是什麼時候。

I know right without orange around everyone's productivity is up Halloween.

我知道，如果沒有橙色在身邊，每個人的生產力都會上升，萬聖節。

I finished mine to naval officer.

我完成了我的工作，成為海軍軍官。

Yeah, I finished my costume as well.

是的，我也完成了我的服裝。

Also.

還有。

Great Bruce, is that really a costume or is that just a way to get women to kiss you.

偉大的布魯斯，這真的是一種服裝嗎，還是隻是一種讓女人親吻你的方式。

Come on, give me a little more credit than that sis.

來吧，給我多一點信任吧，姐姐。

It's a way to get women to pay to kiss me.

這是一種讓女人花錢來親吻我的方法。

Yeah.

是的。

Really need money that badly.

真的那麼需要錢。

I took out student loans for an MFA in creative writing.

我為創意寫作的MFA申請了學生貸款。

Does that answer your question?

這回答了你的問題嗎？

Hey, what's your costume pair?

嘿，你的服裝是什麼對？

I actually don't have one yet.

實際上，我還沒有一個。

Oh well Orange was gonna be top un and I was gonna go as his wingman juice and since he's not here you want in mirrored aviator sunglasses are the entire costume?

哦，奧蘭治本來是要當頭牌的，而我要去當他的僚機果汁，既然他不在這裡，你想把鏡面飛行員太陽鏡作為整個服裝？

How easy is this?

這有多容易？

Oh yeah, I'm in.

哦，是的，我加入了。

Is anyone else suddenly cold.

是否有人突然感到寒冷。

Quick huddle against me for warmth in your dreams, grapefruit worth a shot.

在你的夢中快速擁抱我以獲得溫暖，柚子值得一試。

Well, that's strange.

嗯，這很奇怪。

Why would there be an ice cream truck in october?

為什麼十月會有一輛冰激凌車？

Probably because it's being driven by the strangest person we know.

可能是因為它是由我們認識的最奇怪的人駕駛的。

Come buy some ice cream friends don't be so cold.

來買點冰淇淋吧，朋友們不要那麼冷。

I know it's autumn and all, but you gotta admit ice cream does sound pretty sweet.

我知道現在是秋天，但你得承認冰淇淋聽起來確實很甜。

Heck yeah it does.

是的，它是這樣。

Hey orange, what's the scoop?

嘿，橙子，有什麼獨家新聞？

Hello friends, Would you like some ice cream from my freezer friends then step inside and peruse the freezer friends?

朋友們好，你想從我的冰櫃朋友那裡得到一些冰激凌嗎，然後走進去逛逛冰櫃朋友？

That's kind of strange.

這有點奇怪。

Don't you think?

你不覺得嗎？

I've never seen an ice cream truck that made you get into the truck too?

我從來沒有見過一個冰淇淋車，讓你也進入車內？

What was that?

那是什麼？

Uh, what's going on?

呃，發生什麼事了？

Why are they wearing uniforms?

他們為什麼要穿制服？

They are my newest employees here in my ice cream truck, peer scream.

他們是我的冰激凌車裡的最新員工，同行叫好。

You scream.

你尖叫起來。

We both work for ice cream.

我們都為冰激凌工作。

Hold up.

撐住。

Are you telling me this ice cream truck is hiring grapefruit?

你是在告訴我這輛冰淇淋車在僱用葡萄柚嗎？

Do you really want to work here?

你真的想在這裡工作嗎？

No pair.

沒有一對。

I do not, what I really want is for someone to publish my unfocused maladroit short fiction and relieve me of my suffocating student loans.

我不知道，我真正想要的是有人出版我沒有重點的不良短篇小說，解除我令人窒息的學生貸款。

But the new york ain't exactly knocking down my door at the moment.

但目前紐約並沒有完全敲開我的門。

You know what I mean?

你知道我的意思嗎？

So let's do this Zadie needs a paycheck.

所以讓我們這樣做吧，扎迪需要一份薪水。

Yeah, I tried to warn him, warn him never call him that again.

是的，我試圖警告他，警告他不要再這樣叫他。

Okay, welcome grapefruit.

好的，歡迎柚子。

You are hired.

你被錄用了。

Thank you by the way.

順便謝謝你。

What does this job pay exactly.

這份工作的工資到底是多少。

You pay us your soul.

你付給我們你的靈魂。

Um, Okay.

嗯，好的。

Is there a four oh one K.

是否有一個四哦一K。

Or you?

還是你？

Can I get some ice cream already?

我可以得到一些冰激凌了嗎？

Of course.

當然了。

Just come into the ice cream truck.

剛進冰激凌車。

Little apple into the truck.

小蘋果進了卡車。

The truck come into the truck.

卡車進入卡車。

Little apple, little apple.

小蘋果，小蘋果。

Do not get into that truck.

不要進入那輛卡車。

Yes.

是的。

Why ever not peer well.

為什麼沒有同行的好。

For one thing they could just serve you the ice cream through the side window and for another the steps too high for you.

一方面，他們可以通過側窗為你提供冰淇淋，另一方面，臺階對你來說太高了。

Okay?

好嗎？

He's right.

他是對的。

Two ice cream sandwiches through the window please.

請從窗口拿出兩個冰激凌三明治。

Certainly it is not a tall order.

當然，這不是一個很高的要求。

Nice work little Apple.

幹得好，小蘋果。

You managed to get a treat without becoming some kind of weird zombie slave.

你設法得到了一種待遇，而沒有成為某種奇怪的殭屍奴隸。

We are not slaves.

我們不是奴隸。

Pierre, we wish to be here, whatever you say.

皮埃爾，我們希望在這裡，無論你說什麼。

Dude, it is true employee morale is high ice cream.

老兄，確實是員工士氣高漲的冰激凌。

You scream little apple look out.

你尖叫的小蘋果小心點。

Little apple pair.

小蘋果一對。

What?

什麼？

What happened to you?

你發生了什麼事？

Nothing pair.

沒有什麼對。

Also, please call me little ice cream sandwich from now.

另外，從現在開始請叫我小冰激凌三明治。

Odd pair join us in the ice cream truck, peer.

奇怪的一對加入我們的冰激凌車，同行。

There's plenty of room here.

這裡有足夠的空間。

Are you kidding?

你在開玩笑嗎？

There's no way I'm going anywhere near your truck until you tell me what's going on.

在你告訴我發生了什麼之前，我是不可能靠近你的卡車的。

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

Yes, tell me right now and be straight with me very well.

是的，現在就告訴我，而且要很好地跟我直說。

Pierre.

皮埃爾。

I'll explain everything and I won't.

我會解釋一切，我也不會。

Sugar cone it.

糖錐它。

Just kidding.

開個玩笑。

That's it.

就這樣了。

I'm not getting anything from your truck.

我沒有從你的卡車上得到任何東西。

That is fine.

這很好。

We will be on our way.

我們將上路了。

Pierre.

皮埃爾。

Hey, it's an ice cream truck.

嘿，這是一輛冰激凌車。

I have my money.

我有我的錢。

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait, stop.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，等等，停。

Okay, I'll go in the truck.

好吧，我到卡車裡去。

Okay?

好嗎？

You will, Pierre.

你會的，皮埃爾。

Yeah, I will.

是的，我會的。

Just don't possess those kids.

只是不要佔有那些孩子。

Okay?

好嗎？

Take me instead.

帶上我吧。

We are overjoyed Pierre.

我們感到非常高興，皮埃爾。

Please enter Pierre.

請輸入皮埃爾。

Well, I guess there's nothing to do but head into the danger zone.

好吧，我想除了進入危險區外，沒有什麼可做的了。

Okay, so where should I go?

好吧，那麼我應該去哪裡？

What you desire is in the freezer, Pierre.

你想要的東西就在冰箱裡，皮埃爾。

Here goes nothing.

這裡什麼都沒有。

Hello?

喂？

It's me pair.

這是我的一對。

I'm here too.

我也在這裡。

Yeah.

是的。

Here's sunglasses there.

這裡的太陽鏡有。

Mirror.

鏡子。

Master jump scared his own reflection.

主人跳嚇到了自己的倒影。

What?

什麼？

What's happening?

發生了什麼事？

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

This is gonna sound bananas, but I have a splitting headache.

這聽起來很荒唐，但我頭痛欲裂。

Yeah.

是的。

My head actually hurts pretty bad too.

我的頭其實也很疼。

Um Maybe we should move this inside pairs, right?

嗯，也許我們應該把這個移到裡面去，對嗎？

It's beginning to Sprinkle.

開始下雪了。

Me too marshy.

我也是沼澤地。

Me too.

我也是。

Happy ending.

快樂的結局。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

This won't come off my head.

這不會從我的頭上脫落。

What's the use?

有什麼用呢？

They're gone.

他們已經走了。