Oh, yeah.

喔，對了。

See, now it feels like Christmas!

你看，現在就有聖誕節的感覺了。

- Merry Christmas! - Just the one divorce in '99.

- 聖誕快樂！ - 99 年只離那一次婚。

What are you doing here, weird turtle man?

詭異烏龜人，你在這裡做什麼？

I'm the Holiday Armadillo.

我是假日犰狳。

Your part-Jewish friend.

你有猶太血統的朋友。

You sent me here to give Ben some presents, remember?

你請我來這裡給 Ben 一些禮物，記得嗎？

What?

什麼？

Hey.

嘿。

Hey, what are you doing here?

嘿，你在這裡做什麼？

Well, I thought a lot about what you said, and I realized maybe I was a little judgmental.

嗯，你說的話讓我想了很多，我發現我可能有點亂批評了。

Yeah. Oh, but ooh.

嗯，喔，但感覺不好。

Oh, now, Phoebe, remember⏤hey!

喔，好了，Phoebe，記得——嘿！

They're just fulfilling their Christmas⏤

它們只是在履行自己的聖誕——

- Destiny. Yes. - Sure.

- 命運。是。 - 當然。

Alright.

好。

Okay.

好。

Yikes! That one doesn't look very fulfilled.

哎呀，那一棵看起來沒有很滿足。

Oh, that's, uh, that's one of the old ones.

喔，那是因為那棵是老樹。

He's just taking it to the back.

他只是要把它拿到後面。

You keep the old ones in the back?

你們把老樹放在後面？

That is so ageist!

真的很年齡歧視！

Well, we have to make room for the fresh ones.

嗯，我們總得挪出空間給新鮮的樹。

So, what happens to the old guys?

那麼，那些老傢伙會被怎麼樣？

Well, they go into the chipper.

嗯，它們會被送進削片機。

Why do I have a feeling that's not as happy as it sounds.

我為什麼覺得那不像聽起來那樣開心？

No, no!

不，不!

Oh, oh!

喔，喔！

Hey, hey, hey!

嘿，嘿，嘿！

All right, here we go, 1999, the year of Joey.

好，屬於 Joey 的 1999 年要開始了。

We're very happy for you.

我們非常替你高興。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to, so, you know.

我們想在午夜時親吻，但其他人都不會這麼做，所以，你知道的。

All right; I'll take care it.

好，我會處理好。

- No, no. - Joey.

- 不，不。 - Joey。

- 33, 32, 31. - Ross, Ross, Ross.

- 33、32、31。 - - Ross、Ross、Ross。

Ross, listen. Who are you kissing at midnight, huh, Rachel or Phoebe?

Ross，聽著，你午夜要親吻 Rachel 還是 Phoebe？

- What? - Well, you gotta kiss someone.

- 什麼？ - 嗯，你總得親吻某人。

Can't kiss your sister.

你不能親吻你妹。

- Well, who's going to kiss my sister? - Chandler.

- 那是誰要親吻我妹？ - Chandler。

- Oh, man, really? - Dude, dude.

- 噢，老兄，真的嗎？ - 兄弟，兄弟。

Who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?

你寧願讓我還是 Chandler 親你妹？

- It's a good point. - Yeah.

- 有道理。 - 對啊。

Uh, well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

呃，好吧，因為我和 Rachel 有那一大段情史，我想我選 Phoebe。

- Okay, great. - All right.

- 好，太好了。 - 好的。

Pheebs, Pheebs.

Pheebs、Pheebs。

Listen, Ross wants to kiss you at midnight.

聽著，Ross 想在午夜時分吻你。

It's so obvious; why doesn't he just ask?

有夠明顯，他怎麼不直接問就好了？

Rach, Rach, listen.

Rach、Rach，聽著。

I'm going to kiss you at midnight.

我午夜時會親你。

- What? - Well, everyone's got to kiss someone.

- 什麼？ - 嗯，每個人都得親某人。

Can't kiss Ross; you got the history.

你不能親 Ross，因為你們有那段過去。

So?

那又怎樣？

So, who would you rather have kissing you, me or Chandler?

那你寧願讓我還是 Chandler 親你？

- Oh, good point. - Yeah.

- 哦，說得好。 - 是啊。

Three, two, one!

- 三、二、一！

Happy New Year!

新年快樂！

Happy New Year.

新年快樂。

- Happy New Year, Pheebs. - You, too.

- 新年快樂，Pheebs。 - 你也是。

Happy New Year, Joey.

新年快樂，Joey。

So, that do anything for ya?

那麼，那一吻讓你有感覺了嗎？

Hello and Merry Christmas.

哈囉、聖誕快樂。

Oh, thank you, sir; here's some joy.

喔，先生，謝謝你，送你一些歡樂。

Hey!

嘿！

(I've) Come to see how it's going.

我是來看看情況如何。

- Well, it's going okay. - Oh, good.

- 嗯，情況還不錯。 - 哦，很好。

Here, let me help you out.

讓我幫幫你吧。

- Oh, thanks. - Yeah.

- 哦，謝了。 - 不會。

Wow.

哇。

(Is) That a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.

那是新的麂皮夾克嗎？看起來很貴。

Yeah, I guess.

我想是吧。

Just get your nails done?

剛做完指甲？

Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?

對，Pheebs，但我只有這些錢了，好嗎？

Oh, okay. Thanks.

哦，好，謝啦。

Happy holidays; here's your joy.

佳節快樂，送你的歡樂。

Thank you.

謝謝。

You guys haven't gotten your presents yet?

你們還沒買好禮物嗎？

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve; what are you going to do?

明天就是聖誕夜了，你們要怎麼辦？

Don't you have to be Claymation to say stuff like that?

不是必須是個黏土動畫才能說那種話嗎？

Rach, these are for you.

Rach，這些是給你的。

Wiper blades.

雨刷片。

I don't even have a car.

我連車都沒有。

Oh, we have a live one!

哦，我們活捉到一個！

- Oh, it's a Macy's bag. - Yeah.

- 哦，這是梅西百貨的紙袋。 - 是啊。

Oh.

哦。

Ooh, who's it for?

喔，這是給誰的？

Dear Losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch?

親愛的輸家們，你們真心認為我會把禮物藏在沙發嗎？

P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you.

附註：Chandler，我就知道他們會說服你。

And these come in the shapes of your favorite Christmas characters.

而這些會有你最喜愛聖誕節角色的形狀。

Santa, Rudolph, and baby Jesus.

聖誕老人、魯道夫和嬰兒時期的耶穌。

All right, I'll take a box of the cream-filled Jesuses.

好，我拿一盒奶油餡的耶穌。

♪ Happy Hanukkah, Monica. ♪

♪ Monica，光明節快樂♪

♪May your Christmas be snowy, Joey.♪

♪Joey，願你的聖誕節白雪皚皚♪

♪Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross.♪

♪Chandler 和 Ross，新年快樂♪

♪Spin the dreidel, Rachel.♪

♪轉動光明節陀螺吧，Rachel♪

A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet.

有人以你的名義捐獻給紐約市芭蕾舞團。

How did you know?

你怎麼知道的？

Are you kidding? I can't return this.

你在開玩笑嗎？這我不能退貨。

I thought it was time we started thinking about other people.

我覺得是我們開始為他人著想的時候了。

Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.

此外，這份禮物仍然表達了我對你們的愛。

- Mine says, "to Lillian Myers". - I don't have a job.

- 我的禮物寫著「給 Lillian Myers」。 - 我連份工作都沒有。

What?

什麼？

The ball is dropping!

球要降落了！

In 20 seconds, it'll be midnight.

再過 20 秒就到午夜了。

And the moment of joy is upon us.

而歡樂的時刻即將降臨。

Looks like that no-date pact thing worked out.

看來無伴侶的協議還是成功了。

Everybody looks so happy; I hate that.

每個人看起來都好高興，我真討厭那樣。

Not everybody's happy.

不是每個人都很高興。

Hey, Bobby.

嘿，Bobby。

... one! Happy New Year!

⋯⋯一！新年快樂！

You know, I just thought I'd throw this out here.

是這樣的，我只是把我的想法拋出來。

I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here.

我不是數學高手，但我相信這裡有三女三男。

Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.

喔，我今晚不想親任何人。

Well, I can't kiss anyone.

嗯，我沒辦法親任何人。

So, I'm kissing everyone?

所以我得親所有人？

No, no, no, you can't kiss Ross; that's your brother.

不，不，不，你不能 Ross，他是你哥。

Perfect, perfect; so, now, everybody's getting a kiss but me.

很好，太好了，所以除了我之外，每個人都會得到一個吻。

All right, somebody kiss me.

好了，誰來親我。

Somebody kiss me; it's midnight! Somebody kiss me.

誰來親我一下，現在是午夜，快來個人吻我。

- Somebody kiss me; it's midnight, it's one time! - All right, all right...

- 誰來親我一下，現在是午夜，只不過是一次性的！ - 好了，好啦⋯⋯

There.

好了。