I fall in love with queen of flavour: Auntie Esther

She's so good at pounding, fuiyoh!

so Uncle Roger do what every thirsty middle age uncle do

I slide into Auntie Esther DM

And she actually reply

Well, you're not the only thirsty one, Uncle Roger

Welcome to my restaurant

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I always see you through screen, it's nice to see you in person

Much better in person, right?

I don't know yet

I think through screen better

So what are you doing in my city, Uncle Roger?

Uncle Roger actually doing stand-up show here, with my nephew Nigel

You want to come?

I'll be there

OK, cool

What Auntie Esther don't know, is that when she come to show later

Uncle Roger gonna bring her up on stage with me as a surprise

And ask her one super important question

Oh yeah, niece and nephew

Uncle Roger on tour right now

Go get ticket!

So we're making your favourite:

Chicken curry with cheese katsu on ramen noodles

That three of my favourite thing

Curry, ramen and Auntie Esther

You know I had to bust out your favourite kitchen equipment

The mortar and pestle

You can do the pounding, I'll just watch

What? You don't want to pound

I'm all about the pounding too, better be good at it

Uncle Roger need to win Auntie Esther approval

Cumin seeds

Dry Curry leaves

I know you've made Curry many times

Have you ever seen 14 spices that go in curry?

No, no, don't show this to Jamie Oliver

He gonna be like:

Oh, he's gonna be confused

14 things I don't know about

Emotional damage

Jamie olive oil

I'm a fan of Jamie

You a fan of...

Haiya

Why? am I gonna get canceled now?

Yeah, all my fans are gonna cancel you, you like Jamie Oliver

Haiya

What else you like, BBC food?

Red chilli, star anise, fenugreek, Indian bay leaves

Kashmiri chilli, let's start pounding, what are you doing?

Too much shit in there

Uncle Roger I usually cover this when I pounding

But for the camera

Dude, you getting shit everywhere

Just for the camera

You never pound for camera before?

You have to let make it look good

Pornhub would like this

Pornhub actually follow Uncle Roger on Instagram

That my backup career

I saw that

The title of my video gonna be Uncle Roger pounding Auntie Esther

Search that on Pornhub

You wish, in your dreams?

In my dream?

In your dreams

In my dream, I can pound anyone, why I want to pound you?

How bad is your neighborhood?

Police ambulance everywhere

This is Flatbush Avenue in New York City, okay?

Get with the program, it's New York

Your pestle and mortar too small

It's spilling everywhere

We like it tight here, okay?

This what you think tight is?

Is this, you think this tight?

Tired?

Yeah, give me massage, Auntie Esther

You give me a massage

Just kidding, no

No, you can't touch me

Why not?

No!

Why not?

You don't like my camera on

You wish

No?

No

Off-camera please

Off-camera? Okay

Cut, cut, cut now, cut!

You gonna do some stuff, you got backroom?

So we're Korean Eatery, it's called Mok Bar

And we've opened three or four locations

And we also have a lineup ghost kitchens as well, nationwide

What is that?

Ghost kitchen is a faceless restaurant that's more online based

Why don't you open proper restaurant, why just ghost kitchen?

Because I want to make money

Money? Uncle Roger don't have money, that's why my ex-wife left

I too poor

That's why you always that orange POLO

You only have one outfit

Do you have a lot of money?

I mean... not little

I think Uncle Roger gonna stop doing YouTube now

Aunty Esther gonna feed me

Yeah right, get in line

What that glove?

This is my serial killer gloves

Uncle Roger actually really enjoy that

Do that again

Jesus!

Chicken thigh

You've seen one of these before

What is that

It's called meat mallet

Oh, my parents used to beat me with that

With this side or the side

Both side

Both side? No wonder you look like that

You have to be gentle but also fierce

Okay

Pretty good

I have a plethora of options for pounding

A rolling pin

Oh my God

Imagine someone's face here, that you hate

Auntie Esther face

But you look like you already been hit like this

Over and over again

Okay

Well, you look like you've been hit by this

Why you have so much thing like this in your kitchen?

What is this, fifty shade of orange, is it?

No

Some people prefer it girthy

More stuff

I told you

I don't mess around

So, if you don't have a rolling pin or meat mallet, you can also use a heavyset pan

This auntie so violent

You need therapy

I think that why you single

Who said I'm single? there's a line out the door,okay

What line? she keep saying line, camera see

It empty!

She keep saying got line, she delusional

You don't need to touch the chicken, only I touch the meat

Why?

I come all the way up here from London

To touch me?

To touch your meat

No

Special, you got to earn it

We have mozzarella cheese, and we gonna cut it

That what you get when you eat at Auntie Esther restaurant

Paper in your food

We making a cheese Katsu

The cheeses in the middle, so when you cut open, it'll like ooze out

Do you ever have this before?

So squirting

No Uncle Roger never seen that before

You want to touch the meat?

Yeah

God

So gross

Looks like a pet

This what my puppy look like when car run over him

That to keep it nice and tight

The shape is the most important thing right

Do you agree?

It has to taste good also, not just about the look

It's about both, everything counts in my kitchen

Is that why you have exposed wire everywhere?

Because everything count?

Exposed wires so appetizing

Put that in your pocket

See? carry it everywhere

Is that chicken katsu in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Maybe both

Oh my God

Make sure you grab the right thing

Okay so now we're gonna make the curry

Butter

We add some flour to that

Remember that pounding you did with all the 14 spices

We gonna add that

Cook it, make sure there is no lump

Then sweating the onions

Garlic, and ginger, carrots

Uncle Roger don't like vegetable

What?

No, why?

It build stamina, vegetable

Stamina? Uncle Roger got a lot of that

Have you not see my pounding? Pound for 3 hours

Need to see a little bit more than that, alright

Three hour not enough for you?

Uncle Roger need to go to sleep

I'd like all day fair

That why you need a line of men

They take turn

Exactly

You let that cook cook cook

Do we approve?

Smells pretty good, right?

Just smell like curry

You know Japanese and Korean Curry, it's very different

Yeah, you stole it from India

Uncle Roger gonna find Indian Auntie next time

I like you to try

Less dirty

You're not into my dirty jokes?

I'm a chef, Uncle Roger

Oh, Auntie Liz dirty also, so I understand

Auntie Liz and Auntie Esther are good friends

Auntie Liz just got new baby, you know that?

I do know that

Where your baby?

Congradualtions to her

How old are you now? Where the baby?

I'm too young for babies

English peas

Pea? no

English food...

I come all the way here and you make me English food

Fresh peas, it's in season

Of course, you know what this is

THe king of flavour, MSG, fuiyoh!

That is gross

Gross, here you go, your turn

Do you like MSG?

I'd rather do a line

Let's do a line, come, give me your credit card

I mean, actually it's pretty good

My whole mouth is tingling now

Lick it off my finger

You lick it off your finger

I thought you like licking thing

Not licking you

My finger not girthy enough for you?

No, no, definitely not

Damn that's a lot of MSG

Simmer for about 20 to 25 minutes

The chicken, we just gonna bread and fry it

Okay Uncle Roger cook the ramen noodles

Yes please

Just put in boiling water for 1 minute

Now we're ready to plate

We got our ramen noodles which we gonna just