Fried chicken. Fried chicken.

炸雞。炸雞。

Alright, open your eyes.

好，睜開眼睛。

This is not what you call fried chicken.

我們所謂的炸雞可不是這樣的。

Can I open my eyes?

我可以睜眼了嗎？

Justin!

Justin！

Lobster? Lobster? Lobster!

龍蝦？龍蝦？龍蝦！

I don't know what that is and I don't wanna know.

我不知道那是什麼，我也不想知道。

I kind of see, like, like, little spikes.

我好像看到小小的尖刺。

It looks like there's eyes in here.

這裡看起來好像有眼睛。

Give it a little bite; see...

是吃一小口，看看⋯⋯

- ... see what you think. - Alright, it feels like shrimp, and I love shrimp.

- 看你怎麼想。 - 好，它感覺像是蝦子，我很愛吃蝦。

Won't get poked.

不會被戳到。

Hey, it's not alive, Justin.

嘿，Justins，它不是活的。

Take a bite of your shrimp.

吃一口你的蝦子。

But those eyes are looking at me.

但那對眼睛正在看著我。

Is that shrimp?

那是蝦嗎？

Find out.

吃吃看啊。

Yes. Okay, nope, it's greasy, okay.

好，嗯，不，它很油膩。

I've seen my mom peel the shrimp lots of times, so I'm gonna see if I can remember how to do it; so, okay, do that, then I give up.

我看過我媽剝過好幾次蝦，所以我會試試看我記不記得，好，這麼做，然後我放棄。

Why do you think people barbecue their Christmas meals in New Zealand?

你覺得紐西蘭的人為什麼聖誕餐會烤肉？

To celebrate the birth of Jesus.

為了慶祝耶穌的誕生。

Is this meat or something?

這是肉還是什麼？

What's it taste like?

它吃起來像什麼？

It tastes like it's meat.

它嘗起來像是肉。

Oh, okay, so you chewed it, spit it out, then you're chewing it again.

喔，好，你嚼過之後吐了出來，現在又在嚼了。

Sweet mama!

我的天！

A water, please!

請給我一杯水。

This is Christmas, still?

這還是聖誕餐？

Where do you think it's from, though?

你覺得這是哪裡來的？

What part of the world?

世界的哪個地方？

Japan? I hope I'm right for this one.

日本？我希望我是對的。

It's actually from a place called the Dominican Republic.

它其實是從多明尼哥共和國這個地方來的。

You ever heard of that place?

你聽過這個地方嗎？

The donkeys and the elephants.

驢和大象。

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

希拉蕊・柯林頓和唐納·川普。

I think Donald Trump's the elephant and Hillary Clinton's the donkey.

我覺得川普是大象、柯林頓是驢子。

- Close. - Close, yeah.

- 很接近了。 - 很接近，對。

Close?

很接近？

No, it's called the Dominican Republic.

不，它叫做多明尼哥共和國。

It's the name of a country.

這是一個國家的名字。

You can take this away now.

你現在可以把它拿走了。

Why? Just 'cause of the name?

為什麼？只因為名稱嗎？

No. 'Cause I don't like it.

不，因為我不喜歡它。

Yes. Yes!

太好了！太好了！

This is happening; this is happening!

這發生了，這發生了！

Now open you eyes.

現在可以睜眼了。

Is this KFC chicken?

這是肯德基炸雞嗎？

Santa Claus.

聖誕老人。

I'm not gonna eat the Santa Claus.

我不會吃聖誕老人。

- It's chocolate. - You can eat Santa.

- 這是巧克力。 - 你可以吃聖誕老人。

Sorry, Santa.

對不起，聖誕老人。

... I hope.

我希望⋯⋯

My is⏤my tummy's pretty big.

我的肚子蠻大的。

No, it's not; it's small still.

不會，它還很小。

No, it's not; look!

不，它不小，你看！

We're still doing Christmas food.

我們還是在吃聖誕餐。

This is happening! Yes!

這發生了！太好了！

This is happening; this is happening; this is happening!

這發生了，這發生了，這發生了！

This is my favorite piece.

這是我最喜歡的一塊。

I wish your mon was here.

我真希望你媽在這。

I wish my dad.

我希望我爸在。

I am your dad.

我就是你爸。

Okay! I think...

好，我想⋯⋯

It's a brilliant country that eats chicken for Christmas.

這是一個聖誕節吃炸雞的美妙國家。

- Is⏤ - What country?

- 是—— - 什麼國家？

A brilliant country!

一個美妙的國家！

So, this is from Japan; this is what Japanese kids eat for Christmas.

這是日本來的，這是日本小孩子聖誕節會吃的餐點。

They have to go to the other half of the world to just get this?

他們得到地球另一端，只為了買這個？

Yeah, we went to Japan this morning and got that chicken.

對啊，我們今早去了日本買這個炸雞。

I'm gonna get really hyper after this.

我在這之後會變得非常亢奮。

Inside the cake there's more strawberries.

蛋糕裡面還有更多草莓。

What do you think about Japanese people eating fried chicken and cake for Christmas?

你覺得日本人聖誕節吃炸雞和蛋糕這件事怎麼樣？

I think that's a smart idea.

我覺得那是一個聰明的想法。

I agree.

我同意。

Japan rocks!

日本太棒了！

Every time you say "Japan rocks", I scoot it away from you.

你每說一次「日本太棒了」，我就會把蛋糕移遠一點。