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  • Since my ex-wife Auntie Helen left

  • Uncle Roger always trying to find love

  • Don't get me wrong, rice cooker is good

  • But Uncle Roger need something less intimate

  • Today we gonna watch this show Love Island

  • And see if Uncle Roger can pick up tip for dating

  • One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds

  • Haiya

  • No no no no toe sucking on TV

  • Please don't do it, please

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  • Uncle Roger very bad at taking photos

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  • Shoot an epic instagram-worthy shot with Jessica kobeissi

  • So many of my friend has expensive camera

  • But their photo still look like shit, haiya

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  • Fuiyoh, that look so cool!

  • See, she can even make white wall interesting

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  • The sun is shining

  • This island look so nice

  • the villa's had a complete makeover

  • This villa looks nice also

  • The kitchen's still there

  • This kitchen looks so useless

  • See? Induction stove. Cooking on here so not satisfying

  • Use you some real fire!

  • How can you impress women If you don't use real fire

  • All the people will spend whole summer here

  • And the winning couple take-home 50,000 pounds

  • fuiyoh So much money

  • This is about time we say hello to the class of 2021

  • Hands up who wants to be on the telly!

  • What

  • What they wearing

  • Why you just

  • Why you just wear that, stop

  • Stop, you wear too little

  • Stop go back to Jeep and take a T-shirt

  • Haiya you showing too much

  • You're trying to find boyfriend

  • Not customer

  • This video just starting and it's so dirty already

  • 3,2

  • Come on this can't be that difficult

  • We need a man!

  • You don't need man, you need common sense

  • Champagne bottle also cannot open

  • These people must not have anything worth celebrating in their life before

  • I'm Liberty, I'm 21 I'm a waitress and a marketing student from Birmingham

  • I could never be vegetarian, I love meat

  • A nice big sausage

  • Oh, Uncle Roger like nice big sausage also

  • I see this niece Liberty has good taste

  • She like Lap Cheong

  • Been too many cantonese restaurant before

  • Okay, not bad

  • Not many people know this

  • but I got nine As and an A* at school.

  • Haiya nine As and an A*

  • Why not all A Star? In Asian family, you a failure

  • I'm Kaz, I'm 26, I'm a fashion blogger from Essex

  • I love sex!

  • What she say

  • What she say

  • I love sex!

  • No no no

  • Don't say that kind of thing on TV, haiya

  • This show so dirty

  • When I see guys that I really like, I just kinda give them the eyes

  • The I? What the I stand for

  • Infection

  • What's she doing

  • Haiya, wear your seatbelt

  • You gonna get stopped by police

  • If you ride like this

  • This girl don't know how car work

  • What what

  • What she wearing, what is this?

  • Did a dog chew up half of your swimsuit? Haiya

  • This kind of thing making all my nephew third leg standing up

  • Sorry children

  • I'm Devon. Where are you girls from?

  • I'm from Oxford

  • Oh are you? I'm like right down the other end

  • It's good

  • Yeah.It's by a beach, so you know...

  • No fit men, though. Shame.

  • I'm Faye, I'm 25 years old

  • This woman

  • Why her lip look like this?

  • Look like two strips of bacon

  • Earlier, niece Liberty say

  • I love meat, A nice big sausage

  • Niece Liberty, don't need to get sausage from store

  • Just eat niece faye's lip

  • Yes, I'm a good girlfriend.

  • I'm buying you presents, I'm cooking you dinner

  • Actually, no, I don't do that

  • I don't actually know what I do, I don't know what I bring to the table!

  • I'm great in bed!

  • Being great in bed is not bad

  • But what about the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?

  • You need to be about 6ft or over

  • Bring me a bit of comedy and someone that can control this

  • Control what?

  • Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere

  • Can't believe I'm here, This is crazy!

  • Hey, I'm Kaz

  • I'm Shannon

  • Nice to meet you, babe

  • Lovely to meet you

  • Sharon, nice to meet you.

  • I'm Shannon

  • Oh, God, you're Sharon?

  • I'm Shannon, Sharon.

  • They both common names, no need to act so surprised

  • I wanna know, so what's your type?

  • I like quite an old soul

  • Old soul? okay Uncle Roger stand a chance with this woman

  • Uncle Roger soul so old

  • The only social media I'm on is ouija board

  • Niece Shannon, hit me up

  • I'll tell you what more

  • Whitmore

  • I like her, she dress the most classy

  • Welcome to love island

  • Ah, she the host

  • Excited?

  • Oh yeah

  • She my favorite celebrity so far

  • You all look absolutely incredible

  • But how are you feeling

  • Look at this, look at this!

  • Niece Faye boob looks so fake she make the grass look real

  • I think now they gonna introduce the men

  • Bring on the men!

  • I'm Jake, I'm 24 years old

  • I'm a water engineer

  • What is water engineer?

  • Water don't need engineering

  • Water you just drink

  • I think he just means he is a plumber

  • I love my job

  • Nowadays, you don't see a hairy chest

  • His shirt too tight, haiya, don't wear shirt from primary school

  • If you can't afford new shirt, how can you afford a woman

  • I've been single for about 15 months

  • His jeans so tight also

  • It look like leggings

  • Don't shrink wrap your balls haiya

  • Ball Is like wine

  • They need to breath

  • My type, all I ask for is

  • blonde, blue eyes, little feet

  • I like sucking toes

  • He what?

  • I like sucking toes!

  • Don't say that to people in public

  • Now the whole world know you like to suck toe

  • This is what happened when your culture don't have bubble tea

  • Then you need to find something else to suck on

  • If you want unchewable disgusting thing in your mouth

  • why not try Jamie Oliver boiled pork belly

  • I just want to find a nice little blonde, petite

  • Don't wink, and what with the tongue

  • Haiya so gross

  • Now every guy gonna chose to pair up with a woman

  • And if the woman interested she can step forward also

  • Please step forward

  • Oh, niece Liberty like him

  • Liberty why have you stepped forward for Jake?

  • I think he's quite cheeky, which I quite like

  • But look at this guy

  • His skin more orange than Uncle Roger Polo

  • Is he radioactive?

  • Did he just shower in Chernobyl

  • Hey, girls, you all right?

  • I'm Aaron, I'm 24, I'm from London and I work in high-end events.

  • My flirting never fails

  • It's always eye contact

  • Strong eye contact and a smile

  • Why that winking so many guy winking now

  • Is this what dating in 2021 is?

  • Is this what I need to do to become daddy Roger

  • When Uncle Roger dating nobody wink like this

  • we just think you have lazy eye

  • I think I'm a good boyfriend

  • Obviously, you know, you'd have to ask my exes

  • Correct

  • You'd have to ask my exes

  • Nephew Aaron Uncle Roger feel the same

  • I feel I'm good husband, Just don't ask auntie helen

  • Actually, don't ask Auntie Helen anything

  • Unless question is Why you such a cheating bitch

  • My name's Hugo, I'm 24, and I'm a PE teacher from Hampshire

  • Haiya PE teacher

  • That mean he not good enough to be actual teacher

  • He just teaching gym

  • Hugo

  • Yes

  • Who would you like to couple up with?

  • I'd like to couple up with..

  • I don't like this

  • Why it always the guy choosing the woman

  • Why not the other way around? It feel a bit backward

  • This less like dating, more like auction

  • Hi, I'm Toby, I'm 22

  • I'm from Essex and I'm a semi-pro footballer

  • Semi-Pro footballer

  • Just like how Jamie Oliver Semi-Pro chef

  • Never been in a relationship

  • Girls, face to face? Stop it!

  • Eww, again with the winking

  • This guy need to shave his beard also

  • That look like pubic hair

  • Okay now they all couple up now

  • Sharon and Hugo

  • Kaz and Toby

  • Faye and Brad

  • And Shannon and Aaron

  • Oh, hi, everyone. Are you OK?

  • Hi, darling, how are you?

  • Haiya There are black people

  • There are white people, there even a Puerto Rican

  • But why no Asian?

  • Why no Asian?

  • Get one Asian guy on there we need love also

  • They should have one Asian guy, he get on with black girl

  • Because last time uncle roger saw Asian and black people together

  • It was Rush Hour

  • That Uncle Roger favorite film

  • For Kaz and Toby and Sharon and Hugo

  • This is where they gonna live?

  • Of a man who's never seen a bed

  • Haiya they are going to expensive villa

  • And they still have to have roommate haiya

  • 10 people sleeping in one room?

  • It's less like love Island more like love refugee camp

  • So nice

  • This is so nice

  • What do you do?

  • Fashion blogger

  • So what do you have to do?

  • "Hey, this is my YouTube channel."

  • Haiya, doing youtube is not that easy

  • This Puerto Rican guy insulting Uncle Roger job

  • Skip him

  • Time for the first night time montage of the series!

  • They are so excited about a bathroom

  • Why they all have same luggage?

  • How they gonna know whose is whose at airport?

  • Haiya so impractical

  • What

  • What she doing? what she doing?

  • Why? She's using mirror and then phone camera on her head

  • She live streaming her forehead?

  • Who do that?

  • This literally what she doing

  • I suppose the good thing with the early days is everyone can just crack on with

  • with who they want

  • straightaway you are like especially your outfit,

  • I was like, "Jesus Christ, like, blue and with a tan

  • Haiya these conversation so boring

  • Personality, for me, it's always personality

  • You're never gonna find out someone's personality if you're not attracted to them in the first place

  • Because usually I'm not going to give him the time of day

  • You're not though, are you?

  • Uncle Roger falling asleep

  • and then he talks himself in a circle

  • And then I come out the conversation a lot more confused than what I went into the conversation

  • Same niece faye, same

  • End up hitting it off mint

  • But you start finding other things,

  • Why her face like this all the time

  • She look like she don't know how blinking work

  • Niece Faye

  • Blink sometime, blinking is free

  • Oh, she actually blinks

  • So How are you feeling

  • I'm feeling good

  • What's your usual type? You haven't said.

  • I'm like

  • You didn't step forward for anyone.

  • I'm not funny, but, like,

  • I don't really know, like,

  • That's not me

  • I'm struggling with Aaron

  • I think he's amazing

  • Not just you, niece Shannon, Uncle Roger struggling also

  • Is that a bad thing?

  • If you're quiet, that's boring

  • No but I think it I'll just like take my time

  • This nephew Aaron is driest person uncle roger ever know

  • He has more teeth than personality

  • Okay

  • Now they gonna do few challenge

  • I'm not doing that!

  • I'm not doing that!

  • One of you must suck the toes of the other for 30 seconds.

  • Haiya no no no no toe sucking on tv

  • You need to apologize to children please don't do it

  • Please don't do it, please

  • Please don't, No

  • No no no

  • Don't! Stop!

  • Haiya

  • What dating show is this?

  • This not dating show, this more like weird fetish thing

  • Uncle Roger so upset

  • I put my leg down from chair

  • Niece Kaz you should put your leg down from chair also

  • don't let the Puerto Rican suck your toe

  • That nephew Jake with the foot fetish

  • I like sucking toes

  • He recording the video, what you gonna do with it?

  • He saving it for later haiya

  • That's my first time sucking toe as well, if anyone took note

  • What did it taste like?

  • Toes

  • So far this show nothing happening

  • Just bad conversation and toe sucking

  • What they gonna do to stir up drama

  • You and your partner must try to stop your jaws dropping to the floor

  • When you see who's heading into the villa!

  • New contender?

  • Hi, I'm Chloe, I'm 25 and I'm a marketing specialist from Oxfordshire

  • Most men are married or have girlfriends that means they're off limits

  • But they are not really off limits

  • I mean I'm partial to a married man

  • She partial to married man?

  • Uncle Roger and Matt Hancock both stand a chance

  • I'm a bit mushy, I do tend to absolutely fall in love

  • I just want someone fit and funny, that's not too much to ask for is it

  • This woman look like a hot scarecrow

  • Hey boy

  • How are you

  • Chloe here

  • I'd like to take you all on a date

  • but I'll let you guys decide who wants to come and join me

  • Hopefully I'll see you soon

  • When Uncle Roger dating it's so innocent

  • Just go get dinner, watch movie, holding hand

  • This is not a good dating instructional video for middle-aged Asian men like me

  • Haiya Uncle Roger not gonna do that weird winking tongue shit

  • And then suck your toe

  • Rice cooker is good

  • But Uncle Roger need something less intimate

  • Rice cooker is good

  • But Uncle Roger trying to have affair with real woman also

  • The I

  • What the I stand for

  • Infection

  • This is a really good line

  • The line was writted by Morgan Rees, a comedian friend of mine

  • He help me on my uncle roger video, so if you like the videos he's played a big part in it

  • Go check out his Instagram link down below

  • And go give him a follow

  • Control what?

  • Those boobs look so fake they not going anywhere

  • Uncle Roger's soul so old

  • The only social media I'm on is ouija board

  • This such a stupid joke

  • 10 people sleeping in a room

  • It's less like love Island more like love refugee camp

  • So bad

  • Niece faye, blink sometime

  • Feel free to blink

  • Blinking is free, just blink

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    林愉紘 發佈於 2022 年 11 月 29 日
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