Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

Welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 best insults on South Park look bad.

歡迎來到觀看《魔力》，今天我們來盤點一下我們選出的《南方公園》十大最佳侮辱語，看看有什麼不好。

It doesn't matter what people think.

人們怎麼想並不重要。

Okay, you know, Abraham Lincoln was super ugly too.

好吧，你知道，亞伯拉罕-林肯也是超級醜陋的。

But look what he accomplished for this list.

但看看他為這份名單完成了什麼。

We'll be looking at the best jabs and digs made on the animated sitcom series South Park.

我們將審視動畫情景喜劇《南方公園》系列中的最佳嘲諷和挖苦。

Which insult was your favorite.

你最喜歡哪種侮辱。

Be sure to let us know in the comments number 10, Karen.

請務必在評論中告訴我們，10號，凱倫。

Since start integrity farms, it's evident that randy has become selfish and somewhat of a diva.

自從開始誠信農場以來，很明顯，蘭迪已經變得自私自利，有點像個神棍。

It's also become clear that other characters on South Park are seeing this too, so much so that they begin to call him Karen stan.

南方公園的其他角色也清楚地看到了這一點，以至於他們開始叫他凱倫斯坦。

Where do you think you're going?

你認為你要去哪裡？

I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house for a bit.

我要去托爾金的房子裡玩一會兒。

Karen, No, you're not.

凱倫，不，你不是。

Yes, I am.

是的，我是。

Karen, you better knock that off.

凱倫，你最好把它關掉。

I don't want you playing with Tolkien.

我不希望你和托爾金玩。

Karen just come back inside a nickname and meme that refers to self entitled, overly dramatic women.

凱倫剛回來的時候，裡面有一個綽號和備忘錄，指的是自以為是、過度戲劇化的女性。

It perfectly encapsulates randy's behavior over the past few seasons, naturally.

它完美地概括了蘭迪在過去幾個賽季的行為，自然。

He doesn't take too kindly to the insults and it only leads him to act even more like a Karen.

他對這些侮辱不以為然，這隻會導致他的行為更像一個凱倫。

So, so now somebody is a Karen just because they want to be treated with some respect.

所以，所以現在有人是卡倫，只是因為他們想得到一些尊重。

I deserve to not have people walk all over me.

我應該得到的是，不要讓人們在我身上走來走去。

Okay, I have the right to call the cops when things happen.

好吧，當事情發生時，我有權利叫警察。

That's fine.

這很好。

Karen.

卡倫。

It even escalates to a point to which he has the ability to go full nuclear Karen, I want to speak to your manager number nine Oh yeah, you don't have a dad for a time.

它甚至升級到了他有能力全面核對的地步，凱倫，我想和你的九號經理談談 哦，是的，你有一段時間沒有爸爸了。

It was never revealed who eric cartman's father was.

從來沒有人透露艾瑞克-卡曼的父親是誰。

Do I have a dad?

我有爸爸嗎？

There was even a whole storyline about it, but even in its conclusion, an answer was never provided.

甚至有一整個故事情節，但即使在其結論中，也從未提供答案。

Forget it.

忘了它吧。

Although we'd eventually learn who his true father was in season 14.

雖然我們最終會在第14季中知道他的真正父親是誰。

Prior to that, he remained an enigma, naturally.

在此之前，他仍然是一個謎，自然。

This made him the target of several jokes and insults, including here as the boys are driven to Scouts was your dad in Scouts cartman Oh yeah, you don't have a dad, that's not funny, jesus christ, it's a savage and very well timed dig by stan.

這使他成為幾個笑話和侮辱的目標，包括在這裡，當男孩們被趕到童子軍時，你的父親是童子軍中的卡曼哦，是的，你沒有父親，這不好笑，耶穌基督，這是斯坦的野蠻和非常及時的挖掘。

We can't believe we're saying this, but for once we actually feel bad for cartman here.

我們不相信我們會這麼說，但這一次我們真的為卡曼感到難過。

Number eight, Randy's reaction to stan's band in the episode christian rock hard, the boys are formed a band and are playing music together, it's clear the boy's music needs some work.

第八，蘭迪對斯坦的樂隊的反應，在克里斯蒂安的搖滾硬漢一集中，男孩們組成了一個樂隊，正在一起玩音樂，很明顯男孩的音樂需要一些努力。

Randy comes down to see if stands okay and when stan tells him that he's just rehearsing, randy replies, oh I thought a group of Vietnamese people were having their intestines pulled out through their mouths.

蘭迪下來看是否站得住腳，當斯坦告訴他他只是在排練時，蘭迪回答說，哦，我以為一群越南人的腸子是通過他們的嘴拉出來的。

We couldn't think of a more brutal way to tell stan and his friends that their music isn't great.

我們想不出有什麼更殘酷的方式來告訴斯坦和他的朋友，他們的音樂並不出色。

You'd expect them to aim towards improving their music after a comment like that, but in true South Park fashion, they go on a completely different path down on the ground, down on the ground.

你會期望他們在這樣的評論之後，把目標放在改善他們的音樂上，但在真正的南方公園時尚中，他們走上了一條完全不同的道路，在地上，在地上。

Number seven, I wish Jaden smith was my son in season 17.

第七，我希望賈登-史密斯是我在第17季的兒子。

The parents in South Park have become obsessed with watching sexually explicit true crime shows, fearing that they might reenact what they view on these programs.

南方公園》中的父母已經迷上了觀看性愛的真實犯罪節目，擔心他們會重演他們在這些節目中看到的內容。

The Children take measures to ensure that their parents can no longer watch them anymore.

孩子們採取措施，確保他們的父母不能再看他們了。

When Randy can no longer access a channel, he confronts his son and pleads that he allow him access what the what the hell?

當蘭迪無法再訪問一個頻道時，他與兒子對峙，懇求他允許他訪問什麼什麼鬼？

When stan chooses to ignore his father, the latter hits him with a hilarious insult.

當斯坦選擇無視他的父親時，後者用一個搞笑的侮辱來打擊他。

I wish Jaden smith was my son.

我希望賈登-史密斯是我的兒子。

It's not nearly as harsh as some of the other ones on our list, but we just love the specificity and randomness of it and we can't help but crack a smile.

它並不像我們名單上的其他一些人那樣苛刻，但我們就是喜歡它的特殊性和隨機性，我們忍不住要笑一笑。

He does movies and he could sing and he's totally cool to his parents.

他做電影，他可以唱歌，他對他的父母完全冷靜。

Well then maybe you should go live with jaden smith dad.

那麼也許你應該去和傑登-史密斯的爸爸住在一起。

I wish I could.

我希望我可以。

Number six cartman versus nanny Stella.

六號卡曼對戰保姆斯特拉。

Carmen's behavior is out of control.

卡門的行為失去了控制。

At one point, his mother enlisted the help of a nanny to get him in line.

有一次，他的母親找了一個保姆幫忙，讓他排好隊。

Hello, I'm nanny Stella.

你好，我是保姆斯特拉。

Oh, thank you so much for coming.

哦，非常感謝你的到來。

Please come in as one would expect.

請進來吧，就像人們所期望的那樣。

It didn't go over too well already having difficulty keeping him in time out.

這並不順利，已經很難把他關在時間裡了。

The nanny decides to take a more sympathetic approach in an attempt to connect to him more.

保姆決定採取更有同情心的方法，試圖與他建立更多聯繫。

However, this only leads cartman to verbally berate her and brutally hypothesize as to why she has no Children.

然而，這隻導致卡曼對她進行辱罵，並粗暴地假設她為什麼沒有孩子。

You're sterile, is that it?

你沒有生育能力，是這樣嗎？

No, that's too convenient of an excuse.

不，這是個太方便的藉口。

The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you.

事實是，從來沒有人想和你生孩子。

Isn't that?

這不就是嗎？

It always the mom's maid, never.

它總是媽媽的女僕，從來沒有。

The mom must be hard on you.

媽媽一定對你很苛刻。

He is merciless and this ultimately leads to the nanny quitting.

他毫不留情，這最終導致了保姆的辭職。

That's it.

就這樣了。

I'm not doing this.

我不做這個。

Oh, but we really need some help.

哦，但我們真的需要一些幫助。

Find yourself another nanny.

給自己再找個保姆吧。

We can only imagine and wonder what he said to the next nanny who went on to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital just three days after seeing him.

我們只能想象和想知道他對下一個保姆說了什麼，這個保姆在看到他後僅三天就被送進了精神病院。

Number five, Kyle's mom's a big fat after watching the new terrance and Phillip movie, the boys begin to swear a lot more.

第五，凱爾的媽媽是個大胖子，在看了新的特倫斯和菲利普的電影后，男孩們開始罵得更多。

The parents of South Park are not happy about this.

南方公園的父母對此並不高興。

So Kyle's mom, Sheila forms a group and gets a court order for the arrest of the Canadian duo mothers against Canada is placing you under citizen's arrest so to express how he feels about her cartman naturally decides to break into song and dance.

所以凱爾的媽媽，希拉組成了一個團體，並得到了法院的逮捕令，反對加拿大的二人組母親正在對你進行公民逮捕，所以為了表達他對她的感受，卡曼自然決定破釜沉舟，載歌載舞。

Don't say it, cartman don't do it.

不要說，卡曼不要做。

Carmen, the song is brash and as straightforward as it gets.

卡門，這首歌很粗暴，也很直白。

Leave it to Carmen to insult her in the most outrageous and expressive way possible.

讓卡門以最離譜和最具表現力的方式來侮辱她。

Too bad.

太糟糕了。

She's standing right behind him near the end of his tune number four tom cruise, I'm a failure in the eyes of the prophet Hey, so although the characters are saying the words, we know that the people truly throwing the insults are the writers, arguably the most targeted celebrity on South Park as actor.

她就站在他身後，在他的第四首曲子湯姆-克魯斯接近尾聲時，我是先知眼中的失敗者 嘿，所以雖然人物在說這些話，但我們知道，真正拋出侮辱的人是編劇，可以說是《南方公園》中作為演員的最有針對性的名人。

Tom Cruise Tom.

湯姆-克魯斯-湯姆。

Don't you think this has gone on long enough?

你不覺得這已經持續了很久嗎？

It's time for you to come out of the closet?

現在是你出櫃的時候了？

I'm not I'm not in the closet.

我不是我不是在壁櫥裡。

This includes what his wife says to him, as well as showing him in a packing factory.

這包括他妻子對他說的話，以及展示他在包裝廠的情況。

And just when he believes he can't get made fun of anymore stan remarks that their semen on him, what makes the insults so memorable is the fact that they are shown to us in a literal sense, hey, look tom Cruise has Seaman on his back.

就在他認為自己不能再被取笑的時候，斯坦說他們的精液在他身上，使這些侮辱如此令人難忘的是，他們是在字面意義上向我們展示的，嘿，看湯姆-克魯斯的背上有海曼。

Mhm.

嗯。

What did you say?

你說什麼？

It's about as blatant as it gets number three, just about everything cartman says to Mr nelson David nelson.

這大約是明目張膽的第三條，幾乎所有卡曼對尼爾森先生說的話都是大衛-尼爾森的。

A person with dwarfism is brought to South Park elementary to speak to the Children and educate them about sensitivity.

一個患有侏儒症的人被帶到南方公園小學，與孩子們交談，並對他們進行敏感性教育。

Good morning students.

同學們早上好。

How we all feeling today, cartman cannot contain his laughter at the mere sight of the man and wastes no time ridiculing him anytime.

我們今天的心情如何？卡曼一看到這個人就抑制不住地笑了起來，隨時都在不遺餘力地調侃他。

He tries to mention that Carmen is not getting to him.

他試圖提到，卡門沒有得到他。

It gives cartman more fuel.

它給卡曼提供了更多的燃料。

Who then throws another insult or comeback that pokes fun at Mr nelson's condition, you see, no matter what you say, I'm still standing, barely, no matter how you act, I can rise above it, rise above it, get it!

然後誰又拋出另一個侮辱或回擊，嘲笑納爾遜先生的狀況，你看，不管你說什麼，我仍然站著，勉強站著，不管你的行為如何，我可以超越它，超越它，明白嗎！？

It results in Mr nelson losing all patience and resorting to physical force, but cartman still has the last laugh literally there.

這導致尼爾森先生失去了所有的耐心，並訴諸於身體的力量，但卡曼仍然在那裡笑到了最後。

Now you all see that I am not limited by my size, number two.

現在你們都看到了，我沒有被我的尺寸所限制，第二。

How would you like to, to say that?

你想如何，說這句話？

Carbon and his classmates are hyped after seeing the terrance and Phillip movie in South park longer, bigger and uncut is an understatement.

碳和他的同學們在看到南方公園裡的恐怖和菲利普電影后都很興奮，更長、更大、未剪的電影是輕描淡寫的。

As previously mentioned, they begin to take their swearing to a whole whole new level after trading barbs with Kyle which included usage of the F word on multiple occasions.

如前所述，他們在與凱爾的交鋒中，包括多次使用 "F "字，開始將他們的髒話提升到一個全新的水準。

Their teacher garrison has had enough, which prompts cartman to say a now iconic insult.

他們的教師駐軍已經受夠了，這促使卡曼說出了一個現在具有代表性的侮辱。

How would you like to suck my what did you say?

你想如何吸吮我的什麼，你說？

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

對不起，我很抱歉。

Actually, what I said was how would you like his always stellar line delivery along with the usage of a megaphone, makes this one of his most memorable quotes yet in some ways it almost serves as a premonition as cartman has since repeated variations of the catchphrase and shown a bizarre fixation with testes on multiple occasions.

事實上，我說的是，你會喜歡他一貫出色的臺詞表達以及擴音器的使用，這是他最令人難忘的一句話，但在某些方面，這幾乎是一個預兆，因為卡曼後來重複了這句話的變化，並在多個場合表現出對睪丸的奇怪固定。

Before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions, sarah, Jessica parker.

在我們揭曉我們的最佳選擇之前，這裡有幾個榮譽提名，薩拉，傑西卡-帕克。

Now this one is just cruel.

現在這個人實在是太殘忍了。

Well obviously I just think it's wrong to make fun of anybody's physical appearance.

顯然，我只是認為取笑任何人的身體外觀是不對的。

My wife is a beautiful woman and I know that most people agree with me, some sand in your v Kyle was clearly irritated by this one, jeez, you're a little irritable cow.

我的妻子是一個美麗的女人，我知道大多數人都同意我的觀點，你的V凱爾中的一些沙子顯然被這個人激怒了，哎呀，你是一個小暴躁的牛。

What's the matter?

怎麼了？

You got some sand in your vagina.

你的陰道里有一些沙子。

No, I don't have sand in my vagina.

不，我的陰道里沒有沙子。

Ginger Vitis cartman's dislike for those with orange hair and freckles knows no bounds.

姜維特卡曼對那些有橙色頭髮和雀斑的人的厭惡是無止境的。

Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair and freckles, ah, nasty yuck.

姜子牙的孩子生來就有一種疾病，導致皮膚很淺，紅頭髮和雀斑，啊，討厭的呸。

This disease is called gingivitis and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls Kyle insults his mom.

這種疾病被稱為牙齦炎，它的發生是因為姜孩子沒有靈魂，凱爾侮辱了他的媽媽。

He went to great lengths here to keep peace in the Middle East.

他在這裡不遺餘力地維護中東的和平。

You're a fat skank mom.

你是一個肥胖的skank媽媽。

Oh my gosh, what did you just say?

哦，我的天哪，你剛才說什麼？

Shelley's iconic catchphrase, Just Shelley being Shelly shut up.

雪萊的標誌性口頭禪，就是雪萊就是雪萊，閉嘴。

Before we continue.

在我們繼續之前。

Be sure to subscribe to our channel and ring the bell to get notified about our latest videos.

請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都得到通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications, Number one, screw you guys.

如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知，第一，去你們的。

I'm going home.

我要回家了。

It's arguably cartman's most iconic catchphrase anytime he's either had enough with his friends or wants no part in something.

這可以說是卡曼最經典的口頭禪，無論何時他都會對他的朋友們感到厭煩或者不想參與某件事情。

He just yells out loud for the whole world to hear and goes on his merry way, screw you guys.

他只是大聲嚷嚷，讓全世界都聽到，然後繼續他的快樂之路，去你們的。

I'm going home.

我要回家了。

Sometimes cartman is so over a situation, he doesn't even bother to actually say the words and just sort of mutters them, okay, that does it, he doesn't say it nearly as often as he did in earlier seasons.

有時卡曼對某一情況非常滿意，他甚至懶得真正說出這句話，只是有點喃喃自語，好吧，這就對了，他說這句話的頻率遠不如他在前幾季那樣。

But whenever he does utter those six words or some variation of IT, fans know that they're seeing vintage cartman, I'm going home.

但每當他說出這六個字或這六個字的一些變體時，粉絲們知道他們看到的是老式的卡曼，我要回家了。

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