Name: 柯南要求索納說出他的一件酷事 | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友 (Conan Asks Sona To Name One Cool Thing About Him | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2022-11-21T17:01:01.000Z
Duration: 10 min 54 s

現在進行式

Hey there, it's going to 3 to 1, you and 32.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'brien needs a friend.

嗨，歡迎來到柯南-奧布賴恩需要一個朋友。

過去簡單式

We had a little bit of a mishap just now.

I didn't know you were gonna count me in.

And so I just on my own started to say, hey there and welcome to as you were counting me in and it was awkward.

所以我就自己開始說，你好，歡迎你來，因為你在算計我，這很尷尬。

Yeah, it's, you know, you're actually sitting quiet waiting for us to shut up, which I don't think I've ever seen.

是的，你知道，你實際上是在安靜地坐著等我們閉嘴，我想我從來沒有見過這樣的情況。

Well, sona is um she Jaber's, she's quite the jabber.

嗯，索納是嗯，她是賈比爾的人，她是相當愛說話的人。

You you're a talker, you know that, I mean, I like talking to matt a lot about things, you know, and so you were gibbering away and you were babbling over here matt and I was just waiting for there to be a moment for me to start the podcast.

你你是一個健談的人，你知道，我的意思是，我喜歡和馬特談論很多事情，你知道，所以你在胡言亂語，你在馬特這裡喋喋不休，我只是在等待有一個時刻讓我開始播客。

I don't even know what you're talking about.

So you're complaining that Sona and I have a cordial and conversational and work relations on the nose and you don't like that.

所以你在抱怨我和索納有親切的對話和工作關係的鼻子，你不喜歡這樣。

Well, I think when it's time to get down to business business, then, you know, it's time for me to crack the whip, but you weren't doing anything.

好吧，我想當是時候進入正題的時候，那麼，你知道，是時候讓我敲打敲打鞭子了，但你沒有做任何事情。

So we just thought, okay, it's open season for chatting and I've seen you shoot remotes and sometimes you need an action like you need somebody to say, okay, you can start.

所以我們就想，好吧，現在是哈拉的開放季節，我見過你拍遙控器，有時你需要一個行動，比如你需要有人說，好吧，你可以開始了。

So I think that that's probably what you were waiting for.

所以我想，這可能是你在等待的東西。

It sounds like you know me better than I do.

You've observed me in the field, you've probably observed me over the years practicing my craft and uh you may know the real me.

你在現場觀察過我，你可能觀察過我多年來練習我的手藝，呃你可能知道真正的我。

Well, we've I think so far failed to find a good start.

嗯，我們我認為到目前為止還沒有找到一個好的開始。

We haven't even mentioned the show who we are and what we do.

我們甚至還沒有提到展示我們是誰，我們做什麼。

So if that's what you mean by not off to a great start, I beg to differ you, I'm going to maintain that I'm not good at this.

是以，如果這就是你所說的沒有一個好的開始，我懇請你不要這樣做，我將堅持認為我不擅長這個。

I should have started right away by saying, Hey It's Conan O'Brien, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

我應該馬上開始說，嘿，我是柯南-奧布萊恩，歡迎來到柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友。

I didn't do any of that and I think we're 40 minutes in at this point.

我沒有做這些，我想我們這時已經有40分鐘了。

You know what I do have I have an excellent sense of time.

你知道我有什麼，我有極好的時間觀念。

I do, yeah, meaning I can wake up in the middle of the night and if you ask me to guesstimate what time it is, I'll say I'm going to say it's like 2 20 then I'll look at the clock and it's 2 18 because some part of your subconscious is always like one eye open.

我是這樣做的，是的，意思是我可以在半夜醒來，如果你讓我猜測現在是什麼時候，我會說我要說現在是2點20分，然後我看一下時鐘，是2點18分，因為你潛意識的某些部分總是像睜著一隻眼睛。

可能是這樣，但我確實有這個想法。

I'm able to guess the time and sometimes many times it's within 5, 10 minutes.

我能夠猜到時間，有時很多時候是在5、10分鐘之內。

好吧，我已經做了一段時間的播客了。

So I can't say, but let's see, let's see.

所以我不能說，但讓我們看看，讓我們看看。

we started you see now don't look jesus christ, I shouldn't have looked, I looked right at the huge red digital clock and he followed my eyes.

我們開始了，你看現在別看了，我不應該看，我直接看了巨大的紅色數字鐘，他跟著我的眼睛看。

If you put a gun to my head and say 203 and how many seconds?

如果你用槍指著我的頭，說203和多少秒？

Um Yeah, it's just you know, there's a giant digital clock in the room.

嗯 是的，只是你知道，房間裡有一個巨大的數字鐘。

I know you were trying to test me just trying to keep a sharp bus.

我知道你是想試探我，只是想保持一個敏銳的總線。

I'll be like I up in the middle of the, I know you are, what time is it better than me?

我就像我在中間起來，我知道你是，什麼時間比我好？

It's four o'clock I wake up in the middle of the night I'm like that was a night, nice night of sleep and then it's midnight.

現在是四點鐘，我在半夜醒來，我覺得那是一個晚上，睡得很好，然後就到了午夜。

I think you might be way off though because you you get some pharmaceutical help at night.

我認為你可能會有偏差，因為你你在晚上得到一些藥物幫助。

Not every night but yeah, a lot did you because it used to be de rigueur.

不是每天晚上，但是是的，很多人都這樣做，因為這曾經是慣例。

You always did, it always took edibles every night.

你總是這樣，每天晚上總是要吃食藥。

Then Mikey and charlie entered your life and to be a good mom, you probably can't have edibles right because you gave it straight to them.

然後米奇和查理進入了你的生活，為了成為一個好媽媽，你可能不能有食用的權利，因為你直接給了他們。

Well when I was breastfeeding and then yeah, I think that there's a point where you're just kind of like go back to what I did before, but now they wake up sometimes you're listening to advice for new mothers, take a few gummies and funk it back with more advice to new mothers and new inmates soda.

好吧，當我在母乳餵養時，然後是的，我認為有一個點，你只是有點像回到我以前做的事情，但現在他們醒來時，有時你在聽對新媽媽的建議，採取一些軟糖和樂趣它回來與更多的建議新媽媽和新囚犯蘇打。

So when did you decide to get back on the sweet sweet ganja?

那麼你是什麼時候決定重拾甜美的天麻的？

I think immediately when I was done breastfeeding I was like okay, now it's time for the sweet ganj to get back into my life.

我想，當我完成母乳餵養後，我馬上就覺得好了，現在是時候讓甜蜜的甘蔗重新進入我的生活了。

It's my thing, it's my advice you drink wine, I take edibles.

這是我的事情，這是我的建議，你喝葡萄酒，我吃食藥。

Would we ever do a segment where the three of us get high and it feels irresponsible, it feels like we're putting a message out there that you know, we think because it's a gateway drop you nerd.

我們會不會做一個我們三個人嗑藥的片段，這感覺是不負責任的，感覺我們把一個資訊放在那裡，你知道，我們認為因為這是一個門檻，你的書呆子。

對不起，我不能擁有它，我不能。

I am the Jack Webb comedy reference is it?

我是傑克-韋伯的喜劇參考是嗎？

I was being ironic you you're a fan of the old dragnets, right?

我是在諷刺你，你是一個老式捕快的粉絲，對嗎？

It was a show um that's very much anti drug.

這是一個非常反毒品的節目嗯。

They're really funny, they're not intentionally but they're really funny and they're constantly um they're constantly yelling at hippies thing mankind has ever produced.

他們真的很有趣，他們不是故意的，但他們真的很有趣，他們不斷地嗯，他們不斷地大罵嬉皮士的事情，人類已經產生了。

And and and and they will always um rattle off.

而且，而且，他們總是會嗯嗯地響起來。

My favorite thing is trying to be educational, but the hippies were always over the top.

我最喜歡的是試圖做教育，但嬉皮士總是很誇張。

Comical and one of my favorite Jack webb, he did dragnet, I think he also did adam 12 and once the Adam 12 police, it was I'll never forget this exchange.

滑稽和我最喜歡的傑克-韋伯之一，他做了《龍門陣》，我想他還做了《亞當12號》，有一次《亞當12號》的警察，這是我永遠不會忘記的交流。

They pull over a was supposed to be a hippie on a motorcycle.

他們把一個應該是騎著摩托車的嬉皮士拉了過來。

And the representation by these really square 19 sixties, you know comedy writers who are probably in their fifties of a hippie was he's wearing like a World War one german helmet and he's got a he's got a monocle and he's incredibly disrespectful to the police and reed and Malloy, the two cops are patiently trying to tell him, you know, he broke the law and he's like yeah you know pigs, I smell bacon.

而這些真正方正的19世紀60年代的喜劇作家，你知道他們可能是50多歲的嬉皮士的代表，他戴著像第一次世界大戰的德軍頭盔，他有一個他有一個單片眼鏡，他對警察非常不尊重，裡德和馬洛伊，兩個警察正在耐心地試圖告訴他，你知道，他違反了法律，他就像你知道的豬，我聞到燻肉。

And then at one point they say well we're gonna have to fill out an F.

然後在一個點上，他們說好吧，我們要填寫一個F。

I report on you and the hippie says if I what does that stand for?

我報告了你，而那個嬉皮士說，如果我，那代表什麼呢？

And Malloy a reed says to him in this case, yes.

而馬洛伊一葦在這種情況下對他說，是的。

And he's like Monica falls out like sick burn on the hippie.

而他就像莫妮卡掉了下來，像病態的燒傷在嬉皮士身上。

I love the depictions of hippies by square comedy writers in late sixties and early seventies tv.

我喜歡六十年代末和七十年代初電視上的廣場喜劇作家對嬉皮士的描述。

不，不，這已經烙在我的腦子裡了。

There was a Jackie Gleason variety show where they were making fun of hippies and a hippie runs out and he's carrying a sign that says down with everything and you know everyone's tolerating and rolling their eyes at the unruly hippie and then I think they scare him by saying, look out here comes someone with a bar of soap and the hippie gets scared and runs away.

有一個傑基-格里森的綜藝節目，他們正在取笑嬉皮士，一個嬉皮士跑出來，他拿著一個牌子，上面寫著反對一切，你知道每個人都在容忍，對這個不守規矩的嬉皮士翻白眼，然後我想他們嚇唬他說，看這裡有人拿著一塊肥皂，這個嬉皮士被嚇跑了。

I mean come on, I swear to God, come on all this anti hippie stuff.

我的意思是，來吧，我向上帝發誓，來吧，所有這些反嬉皮士的東西。

It just cracked me up a kid and it still cracks me up.

它只是讓我這個孩子大吃一驚，現在仍然讓我大吃一驚。

I'm sitting between the biggest hippie so no always high head in the clouds and then the biggest square Conan O'brien.

我坐在最大的嬉皮士之間，所以沒有總是高高在上的雲端，然後是最大的廣場柯南-奧布賴恩。

You're not a square though but you're what's cool about me?

你雖然不是一個正方形，但你是我的酷？

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