So why don't you just come?

那麼你為什麼不直接來呢？

Party plane postpartum.

產後的黨機。

I've just been in a funk recently and it's hard for me to get out of that funk.

我最近一直處於低迷狀態，我很難從這種低迷中走出來。

Are you married and we missed it?

你結婚了嗎，我們錯過了嗎？

Well, guess what?

嗯，你猜怎麼著？