I can't tell what's real anymore.

我已經分不清什麼是真的了。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Boo! I'm a haunted tablecloth!

Boo!我是一塊鬧鬼的桌布!

[screaming]

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[laughing]

[笑聲]

[creepy music playing]

[令人毛骨悚然的音樂響起]

Not creepy nursery rhyme music!

不是令人毛骨悚然的童謠音樂!

[creaking]

[吱吱作響]

Dada!

達達!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Thank you, Daddy!

謝謝你，爸爸!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

The Krusty Krab? How did I wind up here?

蟹堡王？我怎麼會在這裡？

I don't think I want to go in.

我不認為我想進去。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

This newspaper is dated 60 years into the future.

這份報紙的日期是未來60年的。

I can't look! I'm afraid to see.

我不能看!我害怕看到。

Please, no.

拜託，不要。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

May I help you, young man?

我可以幫你嗎，年輕人？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Squidward, if you want to buy some black lemonade,

章魚哥，如果你想買點黑檸檬水。

you'll have to get in the back of the line.

你必須排在隊伍的後面。

Yeah, wait your turn like everybody else.

是的，像其他人一樣等待輪到你。

What? Black lemonade?

什麼，黑檸檬水？

You've been selling this as a refreshment?

你一直把這個當做茶點來賣？

Yes!

是的!

Hey, come on, buddy. No cutting. We've been waiting here all day.

嘿，來吧，夥計。不要切了。我們已經在這裡等了一整天了。

Think they can just walk right up!

認為他們可以直接走過去!

You mean you people actually drink this?

你是說你們這些人真的喝這個？

[murmurs in agreement]

[同意的喃喃自語]

Huh? Huh? Huh!

咦？咦？咦！？

What if I told you you can buy black lemonade

如果我告訴你，你可以買到黑色的檸檬水呢？

straight from the source?

直接從源頭開始？

Source? We love the source!

來源？我們熱愛源頭!

[murmuring in agreement]

[喃喃自語地同意]

Whoa!

哇!

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Uh, okay. So where's our black lemonade?

呃，好的。那麼，我們的黑色檸檬水在哪裡？

Yes, of course. Coming right up.

是的，當然了。馬上就來。

Huh?

嗯？

[chuckles] Don't worry. I'll━I'll make some more.

[笑] 別擔心。我會━我還會做一些。

I just need a little recovery time.

我只是需要一點恢復時間。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Say, uh, buddy, you all right?

說，呃，夥計，你沒事吧？

[chuckles] I'm fine!

[笑] 我很好!

Well, then, make with my black lemonade!

好吧，那就用我的黑色檸檬水來做吧!

Uh, can somebody please scare me?

呃，有人能嚇唬嚇唬我嗎？

Oh, I'll do better than that, jack!

哦，我會做得更好的，傑克!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[customers moaning]

[顧客呻吟聲]

[customers moaning]

[顧客呻吟聲]

Black lemonade.

黑色檸檬水。

[customers groaning]

[顧客呻吟聲]

Oh... is that what black lemonade is?

哦......這就是黑檸檬水嗎？

[gagging]

[插科打諢]

[customers moaning]

[顧客呻吟聲]

I don't get it. I thought they wanted...

我不明白。我以為他們想...

Hey, Squidward!

嘿，章魚哥！

You'll be happy to hear

你會很高興地聽到

we're out of the black lemonade business.

我們不做黑檸檬水生意了。

We found something new.

我們發現了新的東西。

Yeah, it's all yours, buddy. Homemade cookies.

是的，這都是你的，夥計。自制的餅乾。

[whispers] Yay.

[耳語]耶。

Huh. You know, a- a homemade cookie is just the kind

嗯。你知道，一種自制的餅乾就是那種

of comfort food I could use right now. Thanks.

舒適的食物，我現在可以使用。謝謝。

Hey, these cookies are delicious!

嘿，這些餅乾很好吃

What's in them?

它們裡面有什麼？

Spider eggs!

蜘蛛蛋!

Yeah, say hello to our new partner.

是的，向我們的新夥伴問好。

Mildred, you've met Squidward.

穆德莉，你已經見過章魚哥了。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]