Name: 惱人的橙色--站立式喜劇超級剪輯! (Annoying Orange - Stand Up Comedy Supercut!)
Uploaded: 2022-11-16T18:50:37.000Z
Duration: 13 min 53 s

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Let me tell you about my ex wife, my ex wife wanted to be an actress but I tell you she's so ugly.

讓我告訴你我的前妻，我的前妻想成為一名演員，但我告訴你她是如此醜陋。

She couldn't even get a part in a hot dog man this is so exciting.

她甚至不能得到一個熱狗人的角色，這太令人興奮了。

I've been dying to come to this comedy club.

我一直很想來這個喜劇俱樂部。

I'm trying to watch the show but you're blocking my view.

我想看節目，但你擋住了我的視線。

也許這就是為什麼他們稱之為 "站立"。

You want to know how stupid she thought a sirloin was a knight.

你想知道她有多傻，以為沙朗是個騎士。

I don't know why we had to come to this place to laugh.

我不知道為什麼我們要到這個地方來笑。

嘿，不要浸泡在嘴脣上的拉鍊。

Hey dude, are you make me laugh, knock it off now he's gonna pick on us.

嘿，夥計，你讓我笑了，別鬧了，現在他要找我們麻煩了。

Alright, looks like we got another comedian here folks.

好吧，看來我們這裡又有一個喜劇演員了，夥計們。

The other guy won't leave me out of this boy.

另一個人不會把我排除在這個男孩之外。

Did you ever notice that meatballs are real ham burger.

你有沒有注意到，肉丸子是真正的火腿漢堡。

You thought photosynthesis had something to do with a camera?

You guys don't want to leave already, do you?

Why don't you make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here?

你為什麼不做出像曲棍球棒的樣子，把冰球弄走？

But I'm totally winning this guy's dead meat, whatever.

但我完全是在贏取這傢伙的死肉，不管怎樣。

That looked like it hurt, jeez, All I wanted to do was laugh.

那看起來很疼，天啊，我只想笑。

我要說的是，這真是一個令人沮喪的事情。

I've been staring at oranges, but all night, poor meatball!

我一直在盯著橙子，但整晚都在盯著，可憐的肉球！"。

His show really got panned, I guess marty meatball was all sizzle and no steak.

他的節目真的被封殺了，我猜馬蒂-肉丸子是隻聞其聲，不見其人。

Can you guys believe he had a beef with me?

Yeah, spatulas all like, can we have a cheeseburger Gabo proudly presents the comedy roast of the annoying orange.

是的，鏟子都喜歡，我們能不能有一個奶酪漢堡加波自豪地介紹了煩人的橙色的喜劇烤肉。

Everybody just the way your mother made it.

每個人都按照你母親的方式做。

It's great to be here tonight in the produce section.

很高興今晚能在這裡的農產品區。

When they told me to come down here and roast the annoying orange.

當他們告訴我到這裡來烤制煩人的橘子。

我當時想，嘿嘿，是的，我愛斯努基。

Seriously folks, The only thing worse than this gig was the time some guy shoved a thermometer up my room and speaking of pain in the butt.

說真的，夥計們，唯一比這次演出更糟糕的是，有些人把溫度計塞進我的房間，說到屁股上的疼痛。

我警告過你不要簽署那個禁言令？

Orange doesn't seem like himself tonight and I know what you're thinking, what an improvement.

奧蘭治今晚看起來不像他自己，我知道你在想什麼，這是一個很大的進步。

There's no in between either you think he's annoying or you hate his guts?

在這兩者之間，要麼你認為他很煩人，要麼你討厭他的膽量？

I don't have anything bad to say about orange.

我對橙色沒有什麼不好的評價。

His face says it all so we'll never forget the first time we met you Warren, although we keep trying.

他的臉說明了一切，所以我們永遠不會忘記第一次見到你沃倫時的情景，儘管我們一直在努力。

Sometimes you say things that make me feel small and sometimes you say things that make me feel insecure.

有時你說的東西讓我覺得自己很渺小，有時你說的東西讓我覺得沒有安全感。

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