Orange.

橙色。

It makes me feel a lot more at ease knowing the government couldn't use our brain waves to track us to this location at ease.

知道政府無法利用我們的腦電波來追蹤我們到這個地方，這讓我感到安心多了。

As you can see fruit lovers lou the tick is taking over today.

正如你所看到的水果愛好者，今天的蜱蟲正在接管。

I specifically requested the 78th episode Why 78 Because it's where all the threads connect man 78.

我特別要求的是第78集，為什麼是78集，因為它是所有線索連接人78的地方。

The number of cards in a typical tarot deck 78.

一副典型的塔羅牌中的牌數為78。

The atomic number of platinum 78.

鉑金的原子序數為78。

The number of revolutions per minute of a gray phone.

灰色電話的每分鐘轉數。

Tarot, gramophone, platinum T.

塔羅牌，留聲機，鉑金T。

G.

G.

P.

P.

What's that?

那是什麼？

An acronym for um tiny gassy poop.

一個縮寫，表示嗯小氣的大便。

No Orange.

沒有橙色。

It's the great prophecy.

這是個偉大的預言。

The great prophecy.

偉大的預言。

I've waited my whole life for the wonders of the great prophecy to be revealed to me and it's finally going down today in this episode.

我一生都在等待偉大預言的奧妙向我顯現，今天終於在這一集裡落下帷幕。

Can you sense it?

你能感覺到它嗎？

Can you smell it?

你能聞到它嗎？

Um Not really.

嗯 不是真的。

But then again I don't have a nose.

但是，我又沒有鼻子。

Yeah let's do this.

是的，我們來做這個。

Hey Orange, can I ask you a question admittedly I've never watched one of these episodes before but I assume that's the deal right?

嘿，奧蘭治，我可以問你一個問題嗎？當然，我以前從未看過這些劇集，但我想這就是交易吧？

You asked questions?

你問了問題？

I answer them.

我回答他們。

No.

沒有。

X.

X.

Hey X.

嘿，X。

C.

C.

Orange, we gotta get out of here.

橙色，我們得離開這裡。

We're in danger.

我們正處於危險之中。

What do you mean?

你是什麼意思？

They're just trying to make an ax pun.

他們只是想製造一個斧頭雙關。

A.

A.

X.

X.

E.

E.

Orange, A.

橙色，A.

X.

X.

E.

E.

Aliens for the extinction of earth.

外星人對地球的滅亡。

I think it just means ax get out it's time for what room Can ghosts not go in the living room falls unless that living room is protected by an ethereal energy net.

我認為這只是意味著斧頭出去了，該去哪個房間了？"鬼魂不能去客廳摔倒，除非那個客廳有空靈的能量網保護。

Ghost can most certainly go in.

鬼魂當然可以進去了。

Um, lou I think they were just making a joke.

嗯，我想他們只是在開一個玩笑。

A joke?

一個玩笑？

Yeah, fans like to submit funny joke sometimes.

是的，粉絲們有時喜歡提交有趣的笑話。

Oh, I see.

哦，我明白了。

I'll try to keep that in mind waza.

我會努力記住這一點的，瓦扎。

I'll tell you exactly what's up.

我會告訴你到底是怎麼回事。

Government overreach.

政府過度擴張。

Ufo related mortality rates and covert CIA activity.

與Ufo有關的死亡率和中情局的祕密活動。

And the ball cats.

還有球貓。

Who is that?

那是誰？

I just told you like moments ago.

我剛剛告訴你，就在剛才。

What is happening right now?

現在正在發生什麼？

Say hi Hunter.

打招呼吧，亨特。

Don't tell me what to do.

不要告訴我該怎麼做。

Hunter say.

亨特說。

I love you Kayden.

我愛你，凱登。

I just met you Kaden.

我剛剛認識你Kaden。

Can you turn pear into a squirrel for the next 10 episodes?

在接下來的10集裡，你能把梨子變成松鼠嗎？

Once I accrue all seven of the mystic enigma crystals.

一旦我積累了全部七顆神祕的謎團水晶。

The answer will be yes.

答案將是肯定的。

But since I only possess one enigma crystal as of yet, I can only turn pear into a squirrel for about 10 seconds or so.

但由於我目前只擁有一塊謎之水晶，所以我只能把梨子變成松鼠，大約10秒鐘左右。

Huh?

嗯？

I don't have much time.

我沒有太多的時間。

Hey, pear, What's your favorite ballet?

嘿，梨子，你最喜歡的芭蕾舞是什麼？

Is it the nutcracker?

是胡桃夾子嗎？

Have you heard about the new squirrel diet?

你聽說過新的松鼠飲食嗎？

It's just nuts.

這實在是太瘋狂了。

How do squirrels remember where they buried their nuts?

松鼠如何記住它們把堅果埋在哪裡？

They use acorn Nims.

他們使用的是橡樹果實。

How many squirrels does it take to man?

人類需要多少隻松鼠？

I ran out of time.

我已經沒有時間了。

Oh, well, I think you got the nuts and bolts of it.

哦，好吧，我想你得到了它的堅果和螺栓。

Marshmallow is the cutest character on ask Orange.

棉花糖是問橙網最可愛的人物。

I beg to differ.

我不敢苟同。

Obviously you've never seen my marshmallow cosplay.

很明顯，你從未見過我的棉花糖cosplay。

I'll be right back.

我馬上回來。

Sorry.

對不起。

Inhale to fly drop every fruit on pair.

吸氣飛落每一個水果對。

Hey, okay, well this isn't so bad.

嘿，好吧，這還不算太糟。

What the heck squash is not a fruit.

什麼叫南瓜不是水果。

I'm sorry to break it to you Amigo?

我很抱歉打斷你，朋友？

But botanically speaking squash have seeds and developed from the flower producing portion of the plant.

但從植物學上講，南瓜有種子，是從植物的產花部分發展而來的。

So keep them coming fellas.

所以，請繼續努力吧，夥計們。

But that's crazy.

但這太瘋狂了。

If squashes are the fruits then.

如果南瓜是水果，那麼。

Oh, that means, can you speak different languages?

哦，這意味著，你能說不同的語言嗎？

Indeed I can.

的確，我可以。

I'm pollutant, galactic in universal's classic radar nick, new radar, nick.

我是汙染物，銀河系在普遍的經典雷達缺口，新雷達，缺口。

Plutonic Neptune, inquisitor magnets and Portuguese.

冥王星、審問者磁鐵和葡萄牙人。

Hey lou, I'm a little scared of little apple.

嘿，Lou，我有點害怕小蘋果。

I see what kind of person you are.

我知道你是什麼樣的人。

Let me guess.

讓我猜猜看。

People like me bug you.

像我這樣的人打擾你。

Did I do it?

我做到了嗎？

Did I properly do a humor?

我是否適當地做了一個幽默？

Yeah, that was pretty good.

是的，那是相當好的。

I love this whole humor thing.

我喜歡這整個幽默的事情。

Okay, I'm ready for another joke.

好了，我已經準備好聽另一個笑話了。

Let's do this.

讓我們來做這個。

What do you call a fish with no eyes.

你怎麼稱呼一條沒有眼睛的魚。

Oh man, I can already tell.

哦，夥計，我已經能看出來了。

This is gonna be hilarious.

這將會很熱鬧。

Let's see a fish with no eyes.

讓我們看看一條沒有眼睛的魚。

Oh, an eyeless fish.

哦，一條沒有眼睛的魚。

Oh man, I bet that's it.

哦，夥計，我打賭就是這樣。

Eyeless fish.

無眼魚。

Final answer.

最終答案。

Oh, okay.

哦，好的。

Well, very amusing.

嗯，非常有趣。

Although I feel mine was a bit better.

雖然我覺得我的要好一點。

What happens when a guy named tim starts feeling cold?

當一個叫蒂姆的人開始感到寒冷時會發生什麼？

Okay, don't tell me when tim starts feeling cold.

好吧，當蒂姆開始感到寒冷時，不要告訴我。

He probably puts on a sweater.

他可能穿了一件毛衣。

Oh, that's totally it isn't it?

哦，這完全是它，不是嗎？

He says timber wow.

他說木材哇。

I've only been doing comedy for a couple of minutes and it is embarrassing.

我只做了幾分鐘的喜劇，這很令人尷尬。

How much better I already am at this than you guys.

我在這方面已經比你們強多了。

Hey, what does the cucumber say to the donut, listen, this answer.

嘿，黃瓜對甜甜圈說什麼，聽，這個答案。

Better.

更好。

Make sense Otherwise I'm officially retired for comedy forever.

有道理，否則我就正式退休了，永遠不演喜劇了。

Surprise airbag.

驚喜的安全氣囊。

What the heck is that supposed to?

這到底是什麼意思？

Hey pear Hey airbag no.

嘿梨嘿安全氣囊沒有。

Oh hey what you yelling about?

哦，嘿，你在嚷嚷什麼？

Oh I thought I was gonna get launched up into the air.

哦，我以為我會被髮射到空中。

Oh no no no no see you're thinking of surprise airbag I'm just an airbag.

哦，不不不，你看你想的是驚喜的氣囊，我只是一個氣囊。

Well a delivery airbag what a relief yep.

好吧，一個交付的安全氣囊真是讓人欣慰。

Just came by to deliver this.

只是來送這個。

It's a prophecy or something.

這是一個預言或什麼。

I think a great prophecy.

我認為這是一個偉大的預言。

Give it here, give it here wow, eager.

給它在這裡，給它在這裡哇，渴望。

Much knife knife, we gotta get out of here before we get chopped.

多刀刀，我們得在被砍死之前離開這裡。

You're a sharp one pair.

你是一個尖銳的一對。

No no no it's an acronym C.

不不不，這是一個縮寫詞C。

Um Maybe we should just you know leave the area just to be safe nonsense.

也許我們應該離開這個地區，以確保安全，胡說八道。

It's gonna be some epic prophecy about the end times arm again and stuff.

這將是一些關於末世手臂和其他東西的史詩般的預言。

Fire and brimstone you know I don't know this late in the episode.

火焰和硫磺你知道我不知道這麼晚的情節。

I really think it's gonna be a nice quiet.

我真的認為這將是一個不錯的安靜。

I've almost deciphered the message using my Enigma crystal.

我幾乎用我的英格瑪水晶破譯了這個資訊。

Okay okay got it.

好了好了，知道了。

Great prophecy of K.

K的偉大預言。

N.

N.

I.

I.

F.

F.

E.

E.

Means knives now in fiery explosion.

意味著刀子現在在火熱的爆炸中。

I told you there would be a knife.

我告訴你會有一把刀。

Yeah well I told you it would be a fiery Armageddon Hooray looks like you were both right.

是的，我告訴過你這將是一場火熱的大決戰，萬歲，看來你們都是對的。

Mhm.

嗯。