Let's go, go go, I'll pay you a million dollars If you have Baby Orange host the next app.

我們走吧，走吧，如果你有橙寶寶主持下一個應用程序，我將付給你一百萬美元。

Orange, baby Orange, Baby Orange, you got to host this episode Because if you do I get that sack of cash over there.

橙子，橙子寶貝，橙子寶貝，你一定要主持這一集，因為如果你這樣做，我就能得到那邊的一袋現金。

Why?

為什麼？

Because the audience said so.

因為觀眾這麼說。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Apparently really, really, really rich people watch the show now, do it?

顯然，現在真的，真的，真的很有錢的人看這個節目，是嗎？

Go host the show?

去主持節目？

Oh, okay, never mind.

哦，好吧，別介意。

How about we just stick with what works?

我們堅持使用有效的方法如何？

It's time for Everybody gets a free annoying orange alarm clock, definitely the wrong button.

現在是每個人都得到一個免費的煩人的橙色鬧鐘的時候了，肯定是按錯了。

Why?

為什麼？

Thank God can you turn this thing off?

感謝上帝，你能把這東西關掉嗎？

But I can't do that.

但我不能這樣做。

Tell me a baby joke.

告訴我一個嬰兒笑話。

Hm Sorry, No, can do, I'm drawing a blanky.

對不起，不，可以，我在畫毯子。

Hey Orange, what do you call a dinosaur that explodes?

嘿，橙子，你怎麼稱呼一個會爆炸的恐龍？

I don't know what dynamite get it, I got it.

我不知道什麼炸藥得到它，我得到它。

All right, Orange.

好了，橙色。

No, I forbid you from exploding that TNT Sheesh.

不，我禁止你引爆那個TNT炸藥，嘶。

What an Omnivore ad cutting board as a character.

什麼是雜食者廣告砧板作為一個角色。

A knife.

一把刀。

Someone saved me.

有人救了我。

Never fear no knife can cut through cutting board cutting board, my hero.

不要害怕沒有刀子能切開砧板砧板，我的英雄。

How can I ever repay you by listening to me read this entire book aloud, recipe for classic Jambalaya.

我怎麼能報答你，聽我朗讀這整本書，經典Jambalaya的食譜。

What?

什麼？

That's the deal.

這就是交易。

If I save you from cutting, then I get to make you board for I am cutting board.

如果我把你從切割中解救出來，那麼我就可以給你做板子，因為我就是切割板。

Hey Orange did pair notice the rabid weasel on his face?

嘿，橙子有沒有注意到他臉上的狂熱的黃鼠狼？

Yeah, I can't hear you.

是的，我聽不到你。

That's because you have a rabid weasel attacking your face.

那是因為你有一隻狂熱的黃鼠狼在攻擊你的臉。

Oh thanks for letting me know, I didn't notice there every time Orange says pair a duplicate pair is made.

哦，謝謝你讓我知道，我沒有注意到，每次Orange說配對時，都會有一個重複的配對。

Whoa!

哇!

You're telling me he's gonna multiply whenever I say pair.

你是在告訴我，只要我說對，他就會倍增。

What the would you look at that?

你怎麼會看上這個？

A pair of pairs dude, Orange.

一對夥計，橙色。

Would you please stop wow.

請你不要再哇哇叫了。

Would you look at that?

你能看看這個嗎？

A pair of pair of pair of pairs say hi ro hail and re one.

一對一的一對一的說嗨ro hail和re one。

You are a pair of cool guys.

你們是一對很酷的傢伙。

Hi ro hail and re one.

嗨，我的天哪，我的天哪。

You are a pair of cool guys dude, you said Paraguay.

你是一對很酷的傢伙，你說巴拉圭。

I demand that pair gets a break from all this suffering.

我要求對從所有這些痛苦中得到休息。

Okay, okay fine that's enough pair.

好吧，好吧，好吧，這就夠了對。

The audience has demanded that you get a break.

觀眾已經要求你休息一下。

Thank goodness.

謝天謝地。

So here you go.

所以在這裡你可以看到。

Huh?

嗯？

I love screaming rainbow above hurts orange.

我愛尖叫的彩虹在傷害橙色之上。

I think the kitchen is turning into a forest.

我認為廚房正在變成一片森林。

Oh would you look at that?

哦，你會看這個嗎？

Who's your favorite subscriber?

你最喜歡的訂閱者是誰？

Whoever takes their mom's credit card and purchases the most annoying orange merch with it.

誰拿著媽媽的信用卡，用它購買了最討厭的橙色商品。

Orange, You can't say that.

橙色，你不能這麼說。

I can't know think of how many lawsuits will get.

我不知道想一想有多少訴訟會得到。

It's okay.

沒關係的。

I have a great new way of shielding myself from litigation away fiends.

我有一個很好的新方法來保護自己不受訴訟惡魔的影響。

Thanks cutting board.

謝謝你的切菜板。

You're welcome.

不客氣。

Now then take two tablespoons of butter.

現在再取兩湯匙黃油。

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

雞蛋為什麼不講笑話？

I don't know why they would crack each other up.

我不知道為什麼他們會互相拆臺。

That's a shell of a joke or should I say yoke.

這是一個笑話的外殼，或者我應該說是枷鎖。

What's one plus 11 plus?

什麼是一加十一加？

Don't know my brain.

不瞭解我的大腦。

It's too much Orange knock it off.

太多了，奧蘭治把它打掉了。

Your brain is not going to explode from a math problem.

你的大腦不會因為一道數學題而爆炸。

As easy as one plus one.

就像一加一一樣簡單。

Yeah.

是的。

Huh ne ha it is too.

咦，這也是。