This isn't toothpaste.

這不是牙膏。

This is an orange permanent marker if I've been doing it wrong this entire time.

這是一個橙色的永久性標記，如果我一直以來都做錯了。

Oh hey, fruit lovers didn't see you there if you're not wearing your fancy pants, put them on now because it's time for the who wore it better challenge.

哦，嘿嘿，水果愛好者沒有看到你，如果你沒有穿你的漂亮褲子，現在就穿上吧，因為現在是誰穿得更好的挑戰時間。

That's right.

這就對了。

Get ready for some high fashion fruit lovers and lowbrow humor.

準備好迎接一些高尚的水果愛好者和低俗的幽默吧。

Now please give a warm welcome to our first contestant grapefruit and my stones getting ready for today's challenge.

現在請大家熱烈歡迎我們的第一位參賽者柚子和我的石頭準備參加今天的挑戰。

So not sure that was a good idea.

所以不確定這是不是一個好主意。

No, no, I think it was a good call.

不，不，我認為這是個好的決定。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah, you're sure to raise some eyebrows.

是的，你肯定會引起一些人的注意。

I knew it.

我知道這一點。

I'm taking this crap off grapefruits opponent.

我把這些垃圾從葡萄柚的對手身上拿走。

Today is sis sis, I'm here just fashionably late as always.

今天是姐姐姐姐，我在這裡只是像往常一樣時尚地遲到了。

Well I can see sis is ready to go.

好吧，我可以看到姐姐已經準備好去了。

So here are the rules.

是以，規則是這樣的。

We're gonna put the same exact outfit on each one of you and the audience will vote who wore it best?

我們要給你們每個人穿上一模一樣的衣服，觀眾將投票決定誰穿得最好？

And here's the kicker.

而這裡有一個關鍵的問題。

The winner of today's challenge wins a modeling contract for my case.

今天挑戰賽的獲勝者將贏得我的案子的模特合同。

Another modeling contract.

又一個模特合同。

I was the Superdome baby.

我是超級穹頂的寶貝。

You didn't know about this.

你不知道這件事。

Whoa!

哇!

That was you keep it down, sis!

那是你的聲音，姐姐！你要小聲點。

He's trying to put that chapter behind him.

他正在努力把那一章拋在腦後。

If all you want the money I made from that campaign got me to college, don't you mean got you through college?

如果你想讓我從那場運動中賺到的錢讓我上大學，你的意思不是讓你讀完大學嗎？

What did I stutter?

我結巴了什麼？

It paid for my bus ticket to college.

它支付了我上大學的車票。

Look, can we get to the challenge of what as you wish outfit 1?

聽著，我們可以開始挑戰什麼，因為你希望裝備1？

Oh this is nice.

哦，這很好。

I like the okay audience.

我喜歡還好的觀眾。

It's time to cast your vote.

現在是投票的時候了。

Who wore it better?

誰穿得更好？

Wait photos please?

請等待照片？

No, I'd rather not have like ah my eyes is everyone blind out there?

不，我寧願沒有像啊我的眼睛是每個人都是盲人在那裡？

Is it just me while the votes are tallied?

在統計選票的時候，只有我一個人嗎？

I'll serenade you with an original of mine, La la la la la la la la la la.

我將用我的原創作品為你唱小夜曲，拉拉拉拉拉拉拉。

Looks like voting is done.

看來投票已經結束。

Do la la la la orange I'm wearing next to nothing over here.

Do la la la orange 我在這裡幾乎什麼都沒穿。

I'm feeling totally exposed and kind of chilly.

我覺得自己完全暴露了，而且有點冷。

So do orange.

橙色也是如此。

Right, okay, so the results are in and grapefruit wins and really don't act so surprised that color totally highlights your eyes.

對，好的，所以結果出來了，葡萄柚贏了，真的不要表現得那麼驚訝，這個顏色完全突出了你的眼睛。

Huh?

嗯？

I suppose it does in a way, grapefruit sis that concludes round one, which means I only have one thing to say to you.

我想在某種程度上是這樣的，柚子姐姐，第一輪結束了，這意味著我只有一件事要對你說。

Oh geez okay, that does kind of take over.

哦，天哪，好吧，這確實是一種接管。

Oh, I look good.

哦，我看起來不錯。

Hold on another bikini.

再堅持一下比基尼。

I didn't know I'd be, can we talk about the old timey flashbulbs this guy's using for some reason.

我不知道我會，我們能不能談談這傢伙出於某種原因使用的老式閃光燈。

Come on guys, get a camera phone audience, voting begins now.

來吧，夥計們，拿著相機手機的觀眾，投票現在開始。

Yeah, orange and we're back.

是的，橙色，我們回來了。

Looks like grapefruit one again though, I'll admit it was a close one because we're wearing clothes, are we though?

不過看起來又是葡萄柚的，我承認這是個很接近的問題，因為我們穿著衣服，但我們是嗎？

I feel like we're decidedly not wearing clothes.

我覺得我們果然沒有穿衣服。

I will say I'm kind of surprised I didn't win that round.

我要說的是，我有點驚訝我沒有贏得那一輪。

Please cut of this bikini perfectly accentuates my figure.

這套比基尼的剪裁完美地凸顯了我的身材。

Oh my gosh, what the heck am I saying right now?

哦，我的天哪，我現在到底在說什麼呢？

I'm not sure what you're saying, but here's what I'm saying?

我不知道你在說什麼，但我是這樣說的？

Three, would you stop aiming that thing at me?

三，你能不能不要把那東西對準我？

Okay over there.

好的在那裡。

Okay, this one's really tight.

好吧，這一次真的很緊張。

I'm in a lot of pain and I'm not sure it's even gonna cover my entire body.

我非常痛苦，我甚至不確定它是否能覆蓋我的整個身體。

Okay.

好的。

Cast your votes audience.

投出你的票的觀眾。

Do do la la la la la la, we not afford actual music or actual clothing for that matter.

做到啦啦啦，我們買不起實際的音樂或實際的衣服。

Alright, audience, you know what that sound means?

好了，觀眾們，你們知道這聲音意味著什麼嗎？

It means it's time for more mouth music sound means okay, okay, that sound means voting is complete drum roll please.

這意味著是時候讓更多的嘴巴音樂聲音意味著好了，好了，這個聲音意味著投票完成了請擊鼓。

We can see the results.

我們可以看到結果。

Pro, they're right there on the screen.

親，他們就在螢幕上。

The winner of today's challenge.

今天挑戰的贏家。

It's obviously me mathematically.

在數學上，這顯然是我。

I was guaranteed it at the round two by a score of three rounds to zero.

我在第二輪時以三輪對零的成績保證了這一點。

Oh my gosh, this is fence.

哦，我的天哪，這是柵欄。

Who could it be?

會是誰呢？

Did I win?

我贏了嗎？

Oh my gosh food audience.

哦，我的天哪，食物觀眾。

Put your non existent hands together for our new champion.

為我們的新冠軍，把你們不存在的手放在一起。

Just say it already.

快說吧。

Great.

很好。

Okay, this is actually worth the wait, people cheering for me is like chicken soup for my ego grapefruit.

好吧，這其實是值得等待的，人們為我歡呼就像為我的自我柚子煲雞湯。

You've won a modeling contract.

你已經贏得了一份模特合同。

How do you feel pretty great.

你怎麼感覺相當棒。

When do I start?

我什麼時候開始？

I'm here to get back in the saddle.

我在這裡是為了重新回到馬鞍上。

Been working on some really fresh looks and poses a modeling shoot, modeling shoot.

一直在研究一些真正新鮮的外觀和姿勢一個建模的拍攝，建模的拍攝。

Oh, that already happened, huh?

哦，這已經發生了，嗯？

Look, bye.

看，再見。

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

No, nice tan.

不，晒得不錯。

Great through and throw back to your separate tone days.

很好的通過，並拋出了你的獨立音色的日子。

This is terrible.

這很糟糕。

I mean not the fact that I'm wearing bikinis because let's face it, I look fantastic but my, but as an adult, my butt on a billboard.

我指的不是我穿比基尼的事實，因為讓我們面對它，我看起來棒極了，但我的，但作為一個成年人，我的屁股在廣告牌上。

You got any idea how many women drive past that billboard every single day?

你知道每天有多少女人開車經過那個廣告牌嗎？

Orange?

橙色？

Not exactly.

並非如此。

But I could take a crack at the number if you'd like.

但如果你願意，我可以對這個數字進行破解。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

I think that joke might have crossed the line orange.

我認為這個笑話可能已經越界了，橙色。

And which line would that be?

那會是哪條線呢？

The tan line?

晒黑線？

Okay.

好的。

But seriously, let's cool it with the butt jokes, grapefruit.

但是，說真的，讓我們冷靜地對待屁股上的笑話吧，柚子。

We apologize.

我們表示歉意。

Yeah.

是的。

We shouldn't have been so cheeky.

我們不應該如此厚顏無恥。

That's it.

就這樣了。

I am leaving bum her.

我要離開她。