Welcome to watch Mojo.

歡迎觀看《魔力》。

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 as seen on TV items with the worst names.

今天，我們將評選出電視上看到的名字最差的10個項目。

Take your cash, your cards, even your key in one small package that slips right in your pocket.

把你的現金、銀行卡、甚至你的鑰匙都放在一個小包裡，可以直接放進你的口袋。

Everyone needs a broccoli wad for this list.

每個人都需要為這份名單準備一個西蘭花瓦德。

We're looking at products advertised in infomercials with names so hilariously bad.

我們在看資訊廣告中宣傳的產品，其名字是如此滑稽的糟糕。

It's no wonder you'd never find them in stores.

難怪你在商店裡永遠找不到它們。

If you could come up with your own weird as seen on tv product, what would you name it?

如果你能想出你自己的怪異的電視產品，你會給它起什麼名字？

Pitch your ideas in the comments number 10.

在10號評論中提出你的想法。

A spray.

一個噴霧。

Yeah, it's actually pronounced a spray adam J better known by his infomercial alias.

是的，實際上它的發音是噴霧式亞當-J，他在資訊廣告中的別名更出名。

Doc Bottoms created this lovely little anti smell spray.

Doc Bottoms創造了這個可愛的小防臭噴霧。

Hi, I'm adam jay and this is doc bottoms a spray.

嗨，我是亞當-傑伊，這是Doc bottoms的噴霧。

When you have a product that deals with something that's blatantly smelly, you have a small excuse to give it a stinky name to match.

當你的產品涉及公然發臭的東西時，你就有了一個小小的藉口，給它起一個臭氣熏天的名字來配合。

But why color a spray?

但為什麼要給噴霧器上色？

Our guess is that doc bottoms probably wanted another s in the title but had to make it more family friendly.

我們的猜測是，Doc bottoms可能想在標題中再加一個S，但不得不使其更適合家庭使用。

I got odors in special places and with a spray.

我在特殊的地方得到了異味，而且是用噴霧的方式。

I don't have to worry about that anymore.

我再也不用擔心這個問題了。

But the more you look at the word, the more confusing it seems with an infomercial.

但你越看這個詞，就越覺得它與資訊廣告混淆不清。

So funny.

太有趣了。

You'd think he'd spend a little more time on the product's name, call and order right now before you the place, number nine.

你會認為他在產品的名稱上多花一點時間，在你這個地方之前，馬上打電話訂購，九號。

Lady elegance p easy travel urinal for women when we hear the word elegance, we think chandeliers, silk gowns and public urination.

優雅女士p簡易旅行小便池當我們聽到優雅這個詞時，我們會想到吊燈、絲綢長袍和公共小便。

Apparently, this product is apparently for anyone who's been in a restroom and thought gee, I wish I had a handy purple and extremely classy tube I could use for my business as functional as this product may seem.

顯然，這個產品顯然是為任何在洗手間裡想哎呀，我希望我有一個方便的紫色和極其優雅的管子，我可以用於我的業務，就像這個產品可能看起來的功能一樣。

Where exactly is the tube supposed to go when you're done?

當你完成後，管子究竟應該放在哪裡？

The answer to that is almost as baffling as the name.

這個問題的答案几乎和這個名字一樣令人費解。

The title is trying way too hard to make it seem fancy instead of gross.

這個標題太努力了，想讓它看起來很花哨而不是很噁心。

Plus it's a mouthful to say.

另外，說起來也很拗口。

P.

P.

E.

E.

Z.

Z.

Looks more like pez than P.

與其說是P，不如說是pez，看起來更像。

E.

E.

Z.

Z.

And what a mess it would be if you confuse this product for a pez dispenser.

如果你把這個產品和Pez飲水機混為一談，那將是多麼的混亂。

Number eight.

八號。

Talking TP Wait, you didn't want a recording device hidden in your toilet paper roll.

會說話的TP 等等，你不希望在你的衛生紙卷裡藏著一個錄音裝置。

Well, sorry for ruining your birthday.

好吧，很抱歉毀了你的生日。

Talking TP is designed to surprise unsuspecting bathroom goers with prerecorded messages as they unspool the T.

會說話的TP旨在讓毫無防備的上廁所者在解開T的過程中獲得預先錄製的資訊。

P.

P.

If you were wondering this product is not just extremely odd.

如果你想知道這個產品不僅僅是極其古怪的。

It's also incredibly bulky.

它也是令人難以置信的笨重。

That's a two for one special.

這是一個二選一的特別節目。

If ever there was one.

如果有的話。

Although this product name does describe what the product does.

雖然這個產品名稱確實描述了該產品的作用。

We're thinking.

我們在想。

It should have been a little more inventive.

它應該更有創意一點。

Something with alliteration like recording roll or commode Communications might have fit here.

像記錄卷或坐便器通信這樣的擬聲詞可能適合這裡。

Talking TP just seems like an uncreative alternative on the occasion, hurry order.

談論TP只是在這個場合似乎是一個沒有創意的選擇，匆匆忙忙的命令。

Now it's a blast.

現在，它是一個爆炸性事件。

Number €7 club joining the Euro Club sounds like you're applying for an organization that might span a continent.

7號俱樂部加入歐洲俱樂部，聽起來像是你在申請一個可能跨越一個大陸的組織。

However, it actually suggests something far different introducing the Euro club the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief.

然而，它實際上暗示了一些遠遠不同的東西，介紹了歐洲俱樂部為您提供的緊急救濟的謹慎衛生解決方案。

The product asks users to use golf clubs as portable urinals.

該產品要求用戶使用高爾夫球杆作為便攜式小便池。

Imagine you're on the green with your buddies and you're so excited to brag that you don't have to leave the course to find a bathroom.

想象一下，你和你的夥伴們在果嶺上，你非常興奮地吹噓，你不必離開球場去找廁所。

You pull out your Euro Club and see suddenly you need new girlfriends.

你掏出你的歐洲俱樂部，突然看到你需要新的女朋友。

The Euro Club comes with a towel and appears that you're just checking out your club outside of the ridiculous purpose of this product.

歐洲俱樂部配有一條毛巾，看來你只是在檢查你的俱樂部之外，這個產品的可笑目的。

The Euro Club name just sounds far too classy for the basic function it was constructed for overall.

歐洲俱樂部的名字對於它的基本功能來說，聽起來太過高級，上等。

It's a total bogey of the name dramatically improve your cough scores for only 49 95.

這是一個總的博狗娛樂網址是多少的名字大幅提高你的咳嗽分數，只需49 95。

Number six.

六號。

The broccoli wad inspired by a mafia documentary entrepreneurs, johnny Genero and Vinny Pastore invented something never seen before.

西蘭花捲的靈感來自一部黑手黨紀錄片，企業家約翰尼-吉納羅和維尼-帕斯托雷發明了一些前所未有的東西。

A rubber band.

一個橡皮筋。

Not just any rubber band one that is designed to hold your money just like the mafiosos do wise guys don't carry the money in a wallet he carries around and a wad like this.

不是普通的橡皮筋，是專門用來裝錢的，就像黑手黨那樣，聰明的人不會把錢放在錢包裡，他隨身帶著這樣一包。

Why is it called the broccoli wad?

為什麼它被稱為西蘭花瓦德？

Genero and past or claim that real mafia men used the bands from vegetables to hold their dough.

吉諾和過去或聲稱，真正的黑手黨人用蔬菜的帶子來固定他們的麵糰。

In theory, it kind of makes sense, but in reality it's unlikely anyone will hear the name, the broccoli wad and think that it is the solution to binding together all the loose dollars they've got in their pocket.

從理論上講，這有點道理，但在現實中，不太可能有人聽到西蘭花包這個名字，就認為它是把他們口袋裡的所有散錢綁在一起的解決方案。

What is the use of capitalizing on cool slang?

大寫的酷炫俚語有什麼用？

If most people will have no idea what you're selling by hearing the name alone, that's four broccoli wads today for only $10.

如果大多數人光聽名字就不知道你賣的是什麼，那今天就有四個西蘭花包，只需要10美元。

Number five titty bear.

五號奶子熊。

This product isn't meant for Children's playrooms.

這個產品不適合兒童遊戲室。

In fact, the teddy bear should make a home in your car introducing the titty bear, that's T.

事實上，泰迪熊應該在你的車裡安個家，介紹一下奶頭熊，那是T。

I.

I.

D.

D.

D.

D.

Y.

Y.

Bear.

熊。

This stuffed animal is meant be hooked on to your seat belt to rest comfortably on your chest or shoulder because clearly the only solution to an uncomfortable seat belt is to get a stuffed bear while this product's name seems totally inappropriate.

這隻毛絨動物是為了掛在你的安全帶上，舒適地放在你的胸部或肩膀上，因為顯然解決不舒服的安全帶的唯一辦法就是買一隻毛絨熊，而這個產品的名字似乎完全不合適。

It's actually quite innocent and could even provide comfort to its users.

它實際上是相當無辜的，甚至可以為其用戶提供安慰。

The titty bear snaps onto your shoulder strap and moves up and down to eliminate uncomfortable pressure wherever you need it.

乳頭熊扣在你的肩帶上，可以上下移動，在你需要的地方消除不舒服的壓力。

But the creators of the titty bear thought it would be a great idea to make their car safety, do Hickey South like something you need to show I.

但奶熊的創造者認為這將是一個偉大的想法，使他們的汽車安全，做希奇南像你需要顯示我的東西。

D.

D.

To buy titty bear is so comfortable and convenient to use your whole family will love it.

購買的乳頭熊是如此舒適和方便使用，你的整個家庭都會喜歡它。

Number four fridge balls, keep your produce fresh on your mind out of the gutter, fridge balls are meant to be a gadget that insulates fruits and veggies.

四號冰箱球，讓你的農產品保持新鮮，讓你的思想遠離陰溝，冰箱球是為了成為一個小工具，為水果和蔬菜保溫。

It's called fridge balls are fresh, fridge balls, supposedly they'll make your fridge smell fresh as a daisy and everyone knows that the quickest way to eliminate odor is to cover your stuff in balls.

這叫冰箱球是新鮮的，冰箱球，據說它們會使你的冰箱聞起來像菊花一樣新鮮，每個人都知道，消除氣味的最快方法是用球覆蓋你的東西。

This is, is another case where it doesn't matter if the product works as intended.

這是，是另一種情況，產品是否按預期工作並不重要。

The little plastic balls are supposed to keep your produce fresh with a name.

這些小塑膠球應該可以讓你的產品保持新鮮，並有一個名字。

This horrendous.

這真是太可怕了。

It's hard not to reject it instantly, luckily there is a simple way around ever needing this badly named product.

很難不立即拒絕它，幸運的是，有一個簡單的方法可以繞過曾經需要這種名字不好的產品。

All you got to do is throw away your rotten food in a timely manner.

你所要做的就是及時扔掉你的腐爛食物。

It's much better than explaining what fridge balls are to whoever opens your fridge.

這比向打開你冰箱的人解釋什麼是冰箱球要好得多。

But even a failing grade on the fridge balls wouldn't be enough to stop our gadget queen from trying other products.

但是，即使冰箱球的成績不合格，也不足以阻止我們的小工具女王嘗試其他產品。

Number three, booty pop, booty pop is padded underwear to give your butt extra definition.

第三，booty pop，booty pop是加墊的內衣，給你的屁股帶來額外的定義。

So it definitely does what it suggests on the tin that bootylicious, perky pop that all women want.

是以，它絕對做到了它在罐子上建議的那樣，即所有女性都想要的戰利品，活潑的流行。

But the creators could have called it pretty much anything else for a product meant to give you a boost of confidence.

但對於一個旨在給你增強信心的產品來說，創造者可以把它稱為任何其他東西。

It's a bit counterproductive to give it a name like this.

給它起這樣的名字有點適得其反。

And using balloons as part of the marketing campaign, makes it all the more confusing.

而使用氣球作為營銷活動的一部分，使其更加混亂。

Get that desired with any outfit is booty pop.

獲得所需的任何裝備是booty pop。

Going to literally make the user's booty pop.

要從字面上讓用戶的戰利品流行起來。

Where is it going to go?

它要去哪裡呢？

We have so many questions, booty pop.

我們有太多的問題了，"戰利品"。

All of them could have been cleared up with literally any other name.

所有這些都可以用字面上的任何其他名字來澄清。

Now for a small price, you can have the booty of your dreams.

現在，只要花一點錢，你就可以擁有你夢想中的戰利品。

What I love about booty pop is the lift and the shape number two slob stopper.

我喜歡booty pop的原因是它的提升和二號汙點的形狀。

If it's not embarrassing enough to have to wear an adult bib while you drive, let's add insult to injury and give it a horrible name.

如果開車時要戴著成人圍兜還不夠尷尬的話，那我們就雪上加霜，給它起個可怕的名字吧。

Just slip it on and enjoy your busy lifestyle.

只要穿上它，就可以享受你的忙碌生活。

The slob stopper is a product apparently intended for commuters who eat on the go.

口水機顯然是為在路上吃飯的上班族準備的產品。

However, the name already seems to insult its own customer base calling people slobs for doing something they probably shouldn't be doing in a car to begin with is just not the way to go.

然而，這個名字似乎已經侮辱了自己的客戶群，稱人們在汽車中做一些他們可能不應該做的事情是懶惰的，這不是一個好辦法。

The slob stopper absorbs on one side and is waterproof on the other.

口水塞一面吸水，另一面防水。

It doesn't help that the product is so long that it looks like a full body smock.

該產品如此之長，以至於它看起來像一件全身性的罩衫，這一點也沒有幫助。

Save yourself the embarrassment of ever need to use this product by just waiting to drink your hot coffee when the car is parked.

省去了需要使用這種產品的尷尬，只需等車停好後再喝熱咖啡。

Slob stopper bibs aren't just for babies before we unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions.

Slob stopper圍嘴不只適用於嬰兒，在我們揭開頂級選擇之前，這裡有一些值得推薦的產品。

Happy hot dog man.

快樂的熱狗人。

How are you supposed to guess what this does on the name alone?

光聽名字你怎麼能猜到這是做什麼的？

The happy hot dog man makes a happy imprint on your hot dog.

快樂的熱狗人在你的熱狗上打下了快樂的印記。

Kush what's meant to be an innocent chest pillow sounds not entirely legal introducing kush the comfortable night time companion.

庫什什麼意思是一個無辜的胸部枕頭，聽起來不完全合法介紹庫什這個舒適的夜間伴侶。

The better marriage blanket could you tell?

更好的結婚毯子你能看出來嗎？

It's for those couples being torn apart by farts.

這是為那些被放屁撕裂的夫妻準備的。

So whether you or your spouse suffers from a health issue or just the occasional disagreeable meal, you owe it to your marriage To try the better marriage blanket.

是以，無論你或你的配偶是否患有健康問題或只是偶爾的不愉快的飲食，你都應該為你的婚姻嘗試更好的婚姻毯子。

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在我們繼續之前，請務必訂閱我們的頻道，並按下鈴鐺以獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

You have the option to be notified for occasional videos or all of them.

你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都被通知。

If you're on your phone, make sure you go into your settings and switch on notifications, number one dump meals, nothing is more appetizing when talking about food than the word dump.

如果你在用手機，確保你進入設置並打開通知，第一是傾銷餐，在談論食物時，沒有什麼比傾銷這個詞更有吸引力了。

If you need dinner on the go and want to scare off guests by the name of your cookbook, then dump meals is the product for you.

如果你需要在旅途中吃晚餐，並想通過你的食譜的名字嚇跑客人，那麼dump meals就是你的產品。

Making dinner just got easier with my new cookbook.

有了我的新食譜，做晚飯就變得更容易了。

Crock pot, slow cooker dump meals.

燉鍋、慢燉鍋的傾銷餐。

While the idea is these recipes are all as easy as dumping them onto a pan, it's impossible not to visualize something else.

雖然想法是這些食譜都像把它們倒在鍋裡一樣簡單，但不可能不想象出其他東西。

What if you have a sweet tooth and a strong stomach?

如果你喜歡吃甜食，而且胃口很好怎麼辦？

Rest assured creator Kathy Mitchell sells a collection of dump cakes as well.

請放心，創作者凱西-米切爾也出售了一系列的傾銷蛋糕。

Hi Cathy Mitchell here with my new dump cake cookbook, even with one of the worst product names ever, dump meals is still a popular cookbook on the market today.

你好，我是凱西-米切爾，帶來了我的新傾銷蛋糕食譜，即使有史以來最糟糕的產品名稱之一，傾銷餐仍然是當今市場上受歡迎的食譜。

While the funny name is good advertising for some, we'll stick to our own recipes, dump and go with crock, pot slow cooker dump meals.

雖然這個有趣的名字對一些人來說是很好的廣告，但我們還是堅持自己的食譜，用crock、pot慢燉鍋傾倒飯菜，傾倒就走。

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