We can do this.

我們可以這樣做。

We're gonna do this.

我們要這樣做。

It's just a small intervention.

只是一個小小的插嘴。

Yeah. We just lay out the facts, gently express our concerns.

對，我們只是把事實攤開，溫柔表達我們的關心。

Hey, Anna, Your boyfriend is an abusive cursed piece of shit.

嘿，安娜，你的男朋友是一個會虐待、被詛咒的一個爛貨。

- Hey baby girl! Do you want white, orange, pink or red? - Wine.

- 嘿，女孩們！你想喝白、橙、粉還是紅？- 紅酒。

- Ice? - Ice.

- 加冰嗎？ - 加。

- Is the pink sparkling? - No.

- 粉色是香檳嗎？- 不是。

- Then what? - You got it.

- 那是什麼？ - 不客氣。

- Look, we need to talk. - About what? - It's about Robert.

- 聽著！呃，我們需要談談。- 談什麼？ - 有關羅伯特。

He's here. I invited him to hang out.

他在這，我邀請他出來玩。

Shit.

糟糕。

What's wrong?

怎麼了？

Come on, Anna, Robert?

拜託，安娜，羅伯特誒？

What about him?

他怎麼了？

He's a murderous doll.

他是個殺人不眨眼的娃娃。

He's misunderstood.

他被誤解了。

Look at him.

看看他。

He's terrifying!

他很可怕。

All I see is a sweetheart.

我只看到我的寶貝。

Look again.

再看一次。

I just see a very cute little boy.

我只看到一個非常可愛的小男孩。

Honestly, he's given me Pete Davidson vibes.

說實話，他給我帶來了皮特．戴維森（Pete Davidson）的感覺。

Oh my God, exactly. I can fix him.

哦天吶，沒錯。 我有辦法。

He's fucking cursed.

他他媽的被詛咒了。

Yeah, but he chose to curse me, Melissa, out of all the souls that he could pick to curse, he chose mine.

是，但他選擇了詛咒我，知道嗎梅麗莎，在所有他可以選擇詛咒的靈魂中，他選擇了我的。

Look, I know you guys don't like my relationship and you don't have to support it, but you do have to respect it.

聽著，我知道你們不喜歡我的感情，你們不必支持它，但你們必須尊重。

We're just worried about you.

我們只是擔心你。

Ever since he came into your life, horrible things have been happening.

自從他進入你的生活後，可怕的事情一直在發生。

Your house is in foreclosure.

你的房子止贖了。

You lost your life savings.

你一生積蓄都沒了。

Both of your parents died.

你的父母都死了。

That wasn't Robert's fault, ok? That was a bus accident.

這不是羅伯特的錯，好嗎？那是一場公車事故。

All of your friends and family have befallen horrible tragedy and misfortune.

你所有的朋友和家人都遭遇了可怕的悲劇和不幸。

Don't you see? He's trying to isolate you from your support system.

你沒看到嗎？他正在讓你與支持你的人越離越遠。

I know you guys just care about me and that this is coming from a very loving place, and I know that if it weren't for you two, I would never have broken up with the...

我知道你們只是關心我，出發點是好的，我也知道如果不是因為你們，我永遠不會和...分手。

- Also cursed. - Yeah, but I broke that curse, Michelle.

- 也是詛咒。 - 是啊，但蜜雪兒，我把詛咒打破了。

We're just worried.

我們只是擔心你。

You guys should go. You're upsetting Robert!

你們該走了，你們讓羅伯特很不高興！

We didn't want it to come to this.

我們不希望事情發展到這一步。

We're sorry, but this is for your own good.

我們很抱歉，但這都是為你好。

Stop!

停！

Don't you guys get it?

你們難道不明白嗎？

You guys are just pushing me away.

你們只是在把我越推越遠。

Even if my relationship with robert was abusive, which it is not, your interference and your disapproval is just making you the enemy of my relationship.

即使我和羅伯特是虐待關係，但它不是！你們的干涉和反對只會把你們變成我感情上的敵人。

So what are we supposed to do? Just sit here and watch you being an abusive relationship with a homicidal ventral spirit and having a child's toy?

那麼我們應該怎麼做呢？就坐在這裡，看著你和一個有殺人傾向的腹黑兒童玩具談戀愛？

It's my decision to make! You guys.

各位，這是我自己做的決定。

You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.

你無法幫助那些不想被幫助的人。

That is the sad truth in the nature of abusive relationships.

這就是虐待關係的可悲事實。

You can have a conversation with me, you can point out unhealthy behaviors that you witness.

你可以和我聊聊，你可以指出你所看到的不健康行為。

You can give me options and solutions and you can definitely keep an eye out for physical violence.

你可以提供我選擇和解決方案，你也一定可以留意到肢體暴力。

But as much as it hurts you to watch someone you love go through a terrible situation, it's still their decision to make.

但是，就算看著你所愛的人要經歷可怕的狀況會很痛苦，這仍然是他們自己要做的決定。

- We're sorry. - I'm sorry.

- 我們很抱歉。- 我很抱歉。

Thank you, honey.

謝謝你們，親愛的。

I think we just made it worse.

我認為我們讓情況變得更糟了。