Perhaps I can drown out

也許我可以淹沒

their childish games with a little TV.

他們的幼稚遊戲與一個小電視。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[chuckles] I guess this is okay.

[笑]我想這是可以的。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Karen, I'm--

凱倫，我是...

[gasping] Ooh. Sorry, Planky-Bear.

[喘氣] 哦。對不起，Planky-Bear。

I'm just a little distracted waiting for our baby

我只是有點心不在焉地等待我們的寶寶

to be delivered.

將要交付的。

Oh. Well, that makes sense.

哦。嗯，這很有道理。

A baby?! I don't want a baby!

一個孩子？我不想要孩子！

It's too late to stop it now. It's been nine months

現在要阻止它已經太晚了。 已經九個月了

and the baby is no longer on back order.

而且該嬰兒已不再是延期交貨。

Can we ask for store credit instead?

我們是否可以要求以商店信貸代替？

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

[doorbell ringing] My baby's here!

[門鈴響]我的孩子來了！我的孩子來了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Not if I have anything to say about it.

如果我有什麼要說的就不會。

[alarm blaring]

[警報響起]

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

[baby giggling] Oh.

[嬰兒咯咯笑] 哦。

Oh, Planky-Poo, look how cute our baby is!

哦，Planky-Poo，看我們的寶貝多可愛啊！

Oh, please,

哦，拜託。

that thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak.

那東西甚至不是一個圖形計算器。很弱。

Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

你怎麼能看我們寶寶的小鍵盤呢？

and say he's not the cutest?

並說他不是最可愛的？

[gasping] I have the perfect name for hi.

[喘氣]我有一個完美的名字，可以讓你感到高興。

Well, don't you wanna know the name?

那麼，你不想知道這個名字嗎？

Not really.

並非如此。

It's Chip. He's named after my grandfathe.

它叫奇普。 他是以我祖父的名字命名的。

[crying]

[哭聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Great, here we go with the crying!

很好，我們開始哭了!

Will you please hush that thing up?!

你能不能把那東西弄安靜點？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

There you go. All better.

這就對了。都好了。

Wow, how did you do that so fast?

哇，你是怎麼做到這麼快的？

Simple, I just typed 4-4-4-5 in his cute little keyboard.

很簡單，我只是在他可愛的小鍵盤上輸入了4-4-4-5。

I don't get it.

我不明白。

Shhh.

噓。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

At least it can't get more annoying.

至少它不能變得更煩人。

[giggling] Hello!

[咯咯笑]你好！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[audience applause, cheering]

[觀眾的掌聲，歡呼聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[giggling] A little drone told me

[咯咯笑]一個小無人機告訴我

you two are new parents.

你們兩個是新父母。

So, I just had to bring over a little present for the baby.

所以，我只得給寶寶帶了個小禮物過來。

Hello, baby.

你好，寶貝。

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

Oh, I think little Chip likes you.

哦，我覺得小奇普喜歡你。

Obviously not the brightest diode in the box.

很明顯，這不是盒子裡最亮的二極管。

Look, Chip, your uncle SpongeBob got you a little something.

看，奇普，你的海綿寶寶叔叔給你買了個小東西。

It's a can of compressed air

這是一罐壓縮空氣

to keep your keys nice and clean, like this!

讓你的鑰匙保持漂亮和乾淨，就像這樣!

Phew.

籲。

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

Come on, walk to Mommy.

來吧，走到媽媽身邊。

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

That's it. You can do it.

就這樣吧。你可以做到這一點。

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

You're walking, baby!

你在走路，寶貝！

[chuckles] You call that walking?

[笑]你管這叫散步？

This is walking.

這就是行走。

This is how you do it. This is how it's done.

你就是這樣做的。這就是它的做法。

[cooing]

[咕咕聲]

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

Ah! Mama's big boy is upgradin!

啊！媽媽的大男孩升級了。

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

Aw.

胡。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Whoa! [screaming]

哇！[尖叫聲]

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

This stinks!

這真是太臭了!

I give up.

我放棄了。

Any second now.

現在任何一秒都可以。

[clearing throat] Karen?

[清嗓子]凱倫？

Plankton. I don't see any present.

浮游生物。 我沒有看到任何存在。

Oh, I have it. It's right here in my kidney.

哦，我有。它就在我的腎臟裡。

I mean, heart.

我是說，心。

I hate this channel.

我討厭這個頻道。

No, no!

不，不!

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

哦，我的凱倫 哦，我的凱倫

♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪

哦，我的電腦妻子，凱倫

♪ Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards ♪

放下那些打卡機 放下那些打卡機

♪ And listen to my ode ♪

聆聽我的頌歌

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

哦，我的凱倫 哦，我的凱倫

♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪

哦，我的電腦妻子，凱倫

♪ What compares to ♪

? 什麼比得上 ?

♪ What compares to... ♪ ehhhh, um, eeh...Aha!

? 什麼比......? ehhhh, um, eeh...Aha!

♪ Your beautiful diodes ♪

? 你的美麗二極管 ?

[music playing] [audience cheering, applause]

[音樂響起] [觀眾歡呼，鼓掌]

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

哦，我的凱倫 哦，我的凱倫

♪ Oh my computer wife, Karen ♪

哦，我的電腦妻子，凱倫

♪ I was blinded Yes, I was blinded ♪

我被矇蔽了 是的，我被矇蔽了

♪ I was blinded by the light Of your cathode ray ♪

我被你的陰極射線的光所矇蔽

♪ Oh I built you Yes, I built you ♪

哦，我建你 是的，我建你

♪ I built you in the... ♪ ehh...erm...

我把你建在...? ehh... erm...

♪ In the shape of a cube ♪

? 在一個立方體的形狀?

♪ Oh my Karen Oh my Karen ♪

哦，我的凱倫 哦，我的凱倫

♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes ♪

你永遠不會知道我有多愛你的真空管子

[music playing] [audience awing]

[音樂響起] [觀眾驚呼]

[audience applause]

[觀眾鼓掌]

That was so beautiful.

這真是太美了。

You really liked it?

你真的喜歡它嗎？

I loved it.

我喜歡它。

But not as much as I love you, Plankton.

但沒有像我愛你那麼多，痞子。

I... l... love you too.

我...我...也愛你。

Awe.

敬畏。

So, can I have my present now?

那麼，我現在可以拿到我的禮物了嗎？

Of course, my little overlord.

當然了，我的小霸王。

Now loading the Krabby Patty formula.

現在加載蟹皇堡的配方。

They're such a lovely couple. [sniffling]

他們是如此可愛的一對。[抽泣聲]

[gasping] The Krabby Patty formula?!

[蟹皇堡的配方？

Yes! You porous kitchen utensil!

是的！你這個多孔的廚房用具。

By helping me woo my computer wife,

通過幫助我向我的電腦妻子求婚。

you've just doomed the Krusty Krab!

你剛剛註定了蟹堡王的命運！

[laughing evilly]

[邪惡的笑聲]

Oh, no!

哦，不!

I've got to stop it before it's too late.

我必須在太晚之前阻止它。

45% loaded.

45%裝載。

Control, alt, delete.

控制，ALT，刪除。

55% loaded.

55%裝載。

How do you turn this thing off?!

你怎麼把這個東西關掉？

Get your hands off my wife!

把你的手從我妻子身上拿開！

65% loaded.

65%裝載。

[gasping] The plug.

[喘氣]塞子。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Ha ha! You lose, Plankton.

哈哈!你輸了，浮游生物。

Oh, no. You unplugged the coffee maker, SpongeBob.

哦，不。你拔掉了咖啡機的插頭，海綿寶寶。

[gulps] I am so fired.

[我被解僱了。

Loading Krabby Patty formula.

正在加載蟹皇堡的配方。

Here it comes!

它來了!

Oh, Plankton, you've made me so happy.

哦，痞子，你讓我太高興了。

That's fantastic. Where's that formula?

這真是太棒了。那個公式在哪裡？

I'm crying. What's going on?

我在哭。發生了什麼事？

Karen, what's wrong? Have you sprung a leak?

卡倫，怎麼了？你漏水了嗎？

No. I'm just so happy! I'm crying with tears of joy!

不，我只是太高興了! 我喜極而泣!

But you're shorting out!

但你正在短路!

I'm just-

我只是...

The Krabby... Patty... formula... loading... complete.

蟹皇...帕蒂......公式......加載......完成。

[crying]

[哭聲]

- Yes! - No!

- 是的！ - 不！

- No! - Yes!

- 不!- 是的!

I'm saved! Your wife exploded!

我得救了!你的妻子爆炸了!

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

Um... happy anniversary, you guys.

嗯......週年快樂，你們。

[audience laughing]

[觀眾笑聲]

Rebooting...

重新啟動...

Loading E.M.I.L.P.

加載E.M.I.L.P.

E.M.I.L.P.? What's E.M.I.L.P.?!

E.M.I.L.P.?什麼是E.M.I.L.P.？

Emergency Mother In-Law Progra.

緊急情況下的婆媳關係方案。

Oh, no.

哦，不。

Plankton, what have you done to my daughter?!

痞子，你對我女兒做了什麼？

You made her cry!

你讓她哭了!

[music playing]

[音樂響起]