She left a note for you.

她給你留了一張紙條。

Dear mom.

親愛的媽媽。

Allison paul.

艾莉森-保羅

All I've ever wanted was to feel like a part of this family.

我所想要的就是感覺自己是這個家庭的一部分。

I thought maybe my wedding will be a chance to reconnect.

我想也許我的婚禮將是一個重新聯繫的機會。

No, wait, I see now that maybe we were never really connected.

不，等等，我現在明白了，也許我們從來沒有真正聯繫過。

Wow, that's a real shame in it.

哇，這裡面真的很羞恥。

Oh my God, Have you seen this invitation?

哦，我的上帝，你看到這個邀請函了嗎？

Are you going to the wedding?

你要去參加婚禮嗎？

Eloise is our half sister, which means we can half past the relationship.

埃洛伊絲是我們同父異母的妹妹，這意味著我們可以半推半就地解決這個關係。

My rich sister chose to stay in London and shove fish and chips of her, but that's not how you eat them.

我的富姐選擇留在倫敦，把魚和薯條塞給她，但這不是你的吃法。

This is nice.

這很好。

My company upgraded me.

我的公司給我升級了。

Very cool country mouse.

非常酷的鄉村老鼠。

I figured that everyone in business class was gonna be hot and mean like you.

我想，商務艙裡的每個人都會像你一樣熱辣和刻薄。

They got Paddington on this flight sink.

他們讓帕丁頓在這個班機上下沉。

My sister is the worst.

我妹妹是最糟糕的。

Thank you for coming to England.

謝謝你來英國。

My nuptials.

我的婚禮。

She's like net a porter and I'm like Nordstrom rack Alice.

她就像網狀的搬運工，而我就像諾德斯特羅姆貨架上的愛麗絲。

The wind is spilling.

風在灑落。

You bet it is mom.

你肯定它是媽媽。

She sounds like a monster.

她聽起來像個怪物。

So lovely having you all here?

你們都來了，真好。

Only 72 hours until the big guy too.

離這個大傢伙也只有72小時了。

Oh my God, Alice.

哦，我的上帝，愛麗絲。

I'm fine.

我很好。

I think I just had some bad chicken.

我想我只是吃了一些不好的雞肉。

Have any chicken.

有任何雞肉。

It's wonderful being here with my Children and all their friends.

和我的孩子們以及他們所有的朋友們在一起，真是太好了。

You know, he's not my friend.

你知道，他不是我的朋友。

You know, I support you.

你知道，我支持你。

Excuse me sir.

對不起，先生。

He's my son.

他是我的兒子。

What's happening And they do sex things.

發生了什麼事 他們還做了性的事情。

It's a okay with me and I'm proud.

這對我來說是件好事，我很自豪。

Barry from this moment forward, you will behave like a normal family who is here to happily celebrate a loved one's wedding.

巴里從這一刻起，你將表現得像一個正常的家庭，在這裡愉快地慶祝親人的婚禮。

Is that understood?

明白了嗎？

She's even prettier when she's angry.

她生氣的時候更漂亮了。

Absolutely radiant.

絕對的光芒四射。

Do you think this is funny?

你認為這很有趣嗎？

I do you know how at every wedding there are those people everyone talk about after?

你知道在每個婚禮上，都有那些人在婚禮後被大家談論嗎？

Where are those people this time?

這一次，那些人在哪裡？

Savage.

野蠻人。

Let's begin.

讓我們開始吧。

Dad.

爸爸。

Why'd you name yourself richard?

你為什麼給自己起名叫理查德？

Because I want to be rich.

因為我想成為富人。

Did you wash your hands?

你洗過手了嗎？

You ever used smoke?

你用過煙嗎？

Same heart attack, different afterlife?

同樣的心臟病發作，不同的來世？

Even if I did know where the antichrist was?

即使我真的知道反基督者在哪裡？

I wouldn't tell you were on the opposite side.

我不會告訴你是站在對面的。

I rather enjoy being on Fleek.

我相當享受在Fleek上的感覺。

I eat a bug.

我吃了一隻蟲子。