-I wish Orange would hurry up and get here.

I wonder what the holdup is.

-Hey-hey, guys. I'm new to town. My name is Rump Roast.

-Uh-oh. -Oh, no.

Orange is really gonna have fun with this guy.

-Dude, you should really get out of here

before our buddy Orange shows up.

-Why? I'd love to meet him. Oh, we playin' Monopoly?

Oh, I love Monopoly. [Orange babbling in distance]

-There's no time! Leave, you fool! Oh, no!!

-Hey, guys! Sorry I'm late.

I had to boardwalk it. [laughs]

-Hey, friend. Nice to meet ya. I'm Rump Roast.

-[gasps in awe]

-Is something wrong? Friend?

-I think the hilarity of your name

might have just fried his brain.

So, you guys mind if I roll first?

[dice rattle]

-[stifled giggle]

-Aw, what the hey. I'm gonna buy your hotel.

-[audible giggle]

-Orange, you with us now?

-[laughs]

-Hey, buddy. How ya feelin'?

-[laughs boisterously] RUMP ROAST!

-Yep. That's my name.

-And it's a name I can really get "behind." [laughs]

Sorry. It's just really nice to "meat" you.

[laughs] Butt puns.

-Yeah... I, uh, can see why you guys wanted me to leave.

-Well, it's too late now. We're 30 minutes into the game.

-Yeah, don't leave. That would really "bum" me out.

[laughs] -You knows,

making fun of someone's name isn't very polite.

-Yeah. Nobody likes being the butt of a joke.

-Thank you. I apprec-- -[laughs]

Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt... -Hey!

-Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt...

-Orange! Knock it off! -BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT, BUTT...

-Stop saying "butt!" -Okay. I'm finished now.

-Good. -Yep.

I've finally hit the "tail" end. [laughs]

-[growls] -Orange, you're being rude!

-Rude? Uh-uh.

Just a little "cheeky." [laughs]

-Hey, you know what? You should try gettin' some manners.

-Good idea! I'll "twerk" on it. [laughs]

-[growls] -(Midget Apple) Hey!

Let's just shut up and play the game!

-Ooh! Monopoly? I wanna play Monopoly!

I get to be the car! -You can't have the car.

I'M the car!

-Well, that explains all the junk in the trunk. [laughs]

-[growls deeply] -Fine.

Then I'll just be the "booty." [laughs]

-Orange, if you're gonna play with us,

you're gonna have to stop making fun of his name.

-[grumbles] Okay.

-You're sure you can keep a lid on the jokes?

-I'm not certain, but I've got a "hunch." [laughs]

Okay, okay. That was the last one, I promise.

-Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it.

[dice rattle] -Whoa, snippety-snap!

Now I've got Boardwalk AND Park Place.

Anything to say about that, Orange?

-[mumbles]

-See? This is nice. Pear, your turn.

[dice rattle] -Michigan Avenue.

[chuckles] I bet the puns are already

piling up in your brain, aren't they?

-Ha. Too bad. [chuckles] My turn.

-Okay. I need to say something.

-You can't, dude. That's the deal. No butting in.

-Watch your phrasing. -Oh, come on!

-If you want to play, you can't talk.

-[groans] -[rolls dice] Uh-oh.

Looks like I'm almost out of money.

I'm in danger of falling-- -BEHIND!

-We gave you a chance, but you couldn't take it.

Har, har, har. My name has "rump" in it.

We get it, Orange! We get it!!

-No! Behind!! -Huh?

[screams] -Whoa!

-Oh, no! -Right in my eye!

Oh, the pain! -Bu-mmer, dude.

[laughs uneasily]

-[yells]

-[disappointed]: Aw. I'll miss him.

He was a nice guy.

-Yeah. He was grade-A.

-So...should we finish the game? -Yes.

It'd be nice to actually finish a game of Monopoly for once

instead of just waiting for someone

to flip the board over in anger.

Besides, for once, I'm actually winning.

-Oh, you guys are playin' Monopoly...

WITHOUT TELLING ME? -(male voice) Ow! My leg!

-You jerks!

-[growls in frustration] Thanks a lot, butt-head!

-[laughing]: Butt.

[wet fart]

[laughs] Knife!