>> I GOT TO TELL YOU. >> YEAH.

>> 我得告訴你。>> 是的。

>> I THINK THIS SHOW IS GOING PRETTY WELL TONIGHT.

>> 我認為今晚這個節目進行得很好。

I WISH WE WERE HERE. NOAKS FOLKS, ONE OF THE BEST

我希望我們在這裡。鄉親們，最好的之一

SHOARKS YOU GET TO TALK TO ALL THINGS ABOUT DOING THIS SORTS OF

你可以和所有關於做這種事情的人交談。

HARD TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE IN FASCINATING PEOPLE BUT IT'S JUST

很難在迷人的人群中認識一個人，但這只是

TEN TO 12 MINUTES ON NATIONAL TV WHICH IS WHY WE AT THE LATE SHOW

在國家電視臺的10至12分鐘，這就是為什麼我們在晚間節目中

HAVE CREATED SOMETHING CALLED THE COLBERT QUESTIONNAIRE.

已經創建了一個叫做 "科爾伯特問卷 "的東西。

IT IS COMPRISED OF 15 QUESTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN AERONAUTICALLY

它是由15個問題組成的，這些問題都是經過空運的。

ENGINEERED TO DIVE DEEP INTO A CELEBRITY'S TRUE INNER SELF--

旨在深入挖掘名人的真實內心------。

OR AT THE VERY LEAST, TRICK THEM INTO DIVULGING THEIR PASSWORD

或至少欺騙他們洩露他們的密碼

SECURITY QUESTIONS. AND TONIGHT, WE HAVE TWO VERY

安全問題。而今晚，我們有兩個非常

SPECIAL "QUESTIONERTS." LATER ON, WE'LL UNRAVEL THE

特別的 "提問"。稍後，我們將解開

TRUE IDENTITY OF ETHAN HAWKE-- IS HE MAN OR IS HE HAWK?

伊桑-霍克的真實身份--他是人還是霍克？

ONLY TIME WILL TELL. BUT FIRST A VERY SPECIAL

只有時間會告訴我們。但首先是一個非常特別的

"QUESTIONERT" WITH ROBERT DE NIRO.

與羅伯特-德尼羅的 "質疑"。

DE NIRO TOOK THE "QUESTIONERT" SO SERIOUSLY, HE EVEN CAME

德尼羅對這個 "問題 "如此重視，他甚至來了。

PREPARED WITH NOTES-- WHICH IS TYPICALLY FORBIDDEN, BUT HE'S

準備了筆記--這通常是被禁止的，但他是

ROBERT DE NIRO. SO, HERE IT IS:

羅伯特-德尼羅。所以，這裡是。

MR. BOBBY D., TAKING THE COLBERT Q. I'M HERE WITH

先生。Bobby D., taking the Colbert Q. I'm here with

BOB, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN MR. ROBERT DE NIRO. TALKING

鮑勃，你知道，我一直是先生。羅伯特-德尼羅。說話

TO YOU ON THE SHOW SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING.

從一開始就在節目中向你介紹。

ARE YOU ONE OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS, I ALWAYS ENJOY TALKING

你是我最喜歡的客人之一，我總是喜歡和你哈拉。

TO YOU ON THE SHOW, WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SPEND A COUPLE OF

在節目中對你說，我們已經能夠花幾個月時間

MINUTES OFF THE SHOW, I HAVE SEEN YOU OUT SOCIALLIED.

節目結束後的幾分鐘，我看到你在外面社交。

AND HERE IS THE THING, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW EACH OTHER A

而事情是這樣的，儘管我們彼此都知道

LITTLE BIT, THE THING SU DON'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER IN THESE

談到這個問題時，他說："我不知道該怎麼說，但我想說的是，我不知道該怎麼說，我不知道該怎麼說。

SHORT LITTLE BITES AND I REALLY LIKE TO PLUMB THE DEPTHS OF SOUL

短短的幾口，我真的很喜歡探究靈魂的深處。

OF MY GUESTS SO WHAT WE HAVE DONE AT THE LATE SHOW LAB IS THE

我的客人，所以我們在晚間節目實驗室所做的是

AEROSPACE PRECISION HAVE COME SCIENTISTS UNTHERE WITH UP

宇宙的精確性已成為科學家們在那裡的一個重要組成部分。

WITH 15 QUESTIONS THAT WHEN ANSWERED REVEAL THE TRUE NATURE

有15個問題，回答後可揭示出真實的性質

OF A GUEST. ARE YOU PREPARED, DO YOU HAVE

的一個客人。你是否準備好了，你是否有

THE COURAGE? ARE YOU WILLING TO STEP UP AND

勇氣？你是否願意站出來並

TAKE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF TAKING THE COLBERT QUESTIONERT?

承擔起接受科爾伯特提問的責任？

THANK YOU SIR, THANK YOU, >> YES I AM. THANK

謝謝你，先生，謝謝你，>>是的，我是。謝謝

ROBERT DE NIRO WHAT IS THE YOU. BEST

羅伯特-德尼羅什麼是你。最好的

>> WHATEVER SANDWICH I'M SANDWICH. EATING

>> 不管是什麼三明治，我是三明治。吃的

AT THE TIME. >> Stephen: LOVE THE ONE

在當時。>> 斯蒂芬: 愛上了這個人

YOU'RE WELL. >> YES.

你很好。>> 是的。

>> Stephen: LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH.

>> 斯蒂芬：愛你身邊的人。

WHICH, WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU SHOULD

其中，你擁有的一件東西是什麼，你應該

>> MY COLLECTION OF O.J. REALLY THROW OUT. SIMPSON

>>我收藏的O.J.真的扔掉了。SIMPSON

MEMORABILIA. >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE

紀念品。>> 斯蒂芬: 什麼是

SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> REPUBLICANS.

最可怕的動物？>> 共和黨人。

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES?

(歡呼聲和掌聲)。>> 斯蒂芬：蘋果還是橘子？

>> WELL, I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO COMPARE APPLES TO ORANGES.

>>好吧，我發現很難將蘋果和橙子進行比較。

SO I WILL SAY GRAPES. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK

所以我就說葡萄。>> 斯蒂芬：你怎麼看

HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? >> WELL, ONE THING IS IT IS

我們死後會發生什麼？>>好吧，有一件事是它是

HARDER TO GET A JOB. AND AT LEAST THAT WAS MY

更難找到工作。而至少這是我

EXPERIENCE AFTER I RELEASED THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND

在我發佈了《洛基和洛基的冒險》之後，我有了更多的經驗。

BULLWINKLE. >> Stephen: FAVORITE ACTION

BULLWINKLE.>> 斯蒂芬。最喜歡的行動

MOVIE? >> 40 SHADES OF GRAY.

電影？>> 《40度灰》。

>> Stephen: 40 SHAISD OF GRAY. >> OR BAM BEE.

>> 斯蒂芬：40個灰色的沙子。>> 或BAM BEE。

OR SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS.

或《白雪公主與七個小矮人》。

I KNOW THEY'RE NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT BUT I LIKE THEM.

我知道他們不是你期望的那樣，但我喜歡他們。

>> Stephen: MAY SCI WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST TEN SHADES

>> 斯蒂芬：五月的SCI是什麼發生在最後的十天。

OF GRAY? >> I DON'T KNOW, CUZ I DIDN'T

灰色的？>> 我不知道，因為我沒有

SEE THE MOVIE. >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T SEE THE

看電影。>> 斯蒂芬：你沒有看電影。

MOVIE. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE?

電影。你還沒有看過這部電影？

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE? >> NO.

你沒有看過這部電影？>> 沒有。

>> Stephen: GREAT MOVIE. >> IS IT, REALLY.

>> 斯蒂芬：偉大的電影。>>就是它，真的。

>> Jon: GREAT MOVE-- . >> Stephen: GREAT MOVIE, CARDS

>> 強。偉大的舉動 -- .>> 斯蒂芬：偉大的電影，卡牌

ON THE TABLE, HAVE I NEVER SEEN HEAT.

在桌子上，我從未見過熱。

>> OKAY, THAT'S OKAY. >> Stephen: IS THAT REALLY

>> 好吧，那就好。>> 斯蒂芬：這真的是

OKAY? >> YEAH.

好嗎？>> 是的。

>> Stephen: I MEAN TO. I HAVE NEVER SEEN, THAT I

>> 斯蒂芬：我的意思是。我從未見過，我

HAVEN'T SEEN SHAWSHANK. >> OKAY.

沒看過《肖申克》。>> 好吧。

>> Stephen: WHAT IF I-- WOULD YOU WATCH IT WITH ME IF I

>> 斯蒂芬：如果我......如果我......你會不會和我一起看？

WATCHED IT? >> DON'T MAKE ME.

看了嗎？>> 別逼我。

>> Stephen: CUZ YOU DON'T LIKE TO SEE YOURSELF ON CAMERA OR YOU

>> 斯蒂芬：因為你不喜歡在鏡頭前看到自己，或者你不喜歡看到自己。

DON'T LIKE THE MOVIE, OR YOU DON'T LIKE PA CHINA.

不喜歡這部電影，或者你不喜歡巴中國。

>> NO, I LOVE PACINO IT IS JUST THAT I DON'T FEEL LIKE SEEING

>> 不，我喜歡帕西諾，只是我不喜歡看。

THE MOVIE AND THEN YOU ASK ME TO WATCH IT AND IT WILL BE LIKE I

的電影，然後你讓我看它，它就會像我一樣

GOT TO SIT HERE AND THIS AND THAT.

必須坐在這裡，做這個做那個。

>> Stephen: YOU COULD LIKE GET UP AND MAKE A SANDWICH OR

>> 斯蒂芬：你可以站起來做個三明治或

SOMETHING AND CHECK IN AND GO HOW DO YOU LIKE IT SO FAR.

簽到，到目前為止，你覺得怎麼樣。

>> YES. >> Stephen: YEP, OKAY.

>> 是。>> 斯蒂芬：是的，好的。

>> I ACTUALLY PREFER CENTER WINDOW OR AISLE. SEAT

>> 我其實更喜歡中間的窗戶或過道。座椅

BETWEEN TWO BIG GUYS WITH SCREAMING KIDS.

在兩個帶著尖叫的孩子的大塊頭之間。

>> Stephen: FAVORITE SMELL. >> GARLIC.

>> 斯蒂芬。最喜歡的氣味。>> 蒜頭。

>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE SMELL.

>> 斯蒂芬：最不喜歡的氣味。

>> MY BREATHE AFTER I'VE HAD A LOT OF GARLIC.

>> 我吃了很多大蒜後的呼吸。

DISCOVERED A LOT ABOUT THAT >> Stephen: YOU KNOW YOU WITH

發現了很多事情 >> 斯蒂芬：你知道你有

A MASK ON. >> OH YEAH.

戴著面具。>> OH YEAH。

>> Stephen: YOU WOULD BE HUFFING YOUR OWN GARLIC.

>> 斯蒂芬：你將是在嘲笑你自己的甘藍。

MOST USED APP ON YOUR PHONE. >>THE TRIBECA FESTIVAL MOBILE

你手機上使用最多的應用程序。>>Tribeca電影節手機版

APP. >> Stephen: THERE IS A MOBILE

APP。>> 斯蒂芬: 有一個手機

>> AND IT SHOULD BE THE MOST APP FOR THE FESTIVAL. APP

>>，它應該是這個節日的最多的APP。APP

USED ON YOUR PHONE TOO. >> Stephen: IT UNDOUBTEDLY IS

在你的手機上也使用。>> 斯蒂芬: 毫無疑問，是的。

FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD. CATS OR DOGS.

從這一刻開始。貓或狗。

>> I LIKE KALTS AND DOGS. I'VE HAD THEM BOTH.

>> 我喜歡卡爾特人和狗。兩者我都養過。

THEY'RE ALL GREAT. >> Stephen: ROBERT DE NIRO

他們都很好。>> 斯蒂芬。羅伯特-德-尼羅

DESCRIBE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WORDS.

用五個字描述你的餘生。

>> I'M COUNTING THE WORDS. >> Stephen: WELL, WHAT THE

>> 我在數字。>> 斯蒂芬：好吧，那是什麼？

[BLEEP] HAPPENED? >> Stephen: ROBERT DE NIRO,

[嗶]發生了什麼？>> 斯蒂芬。羅伯特-德尼羅。

CONGRATULATIONS. ROBERT DE YOU ARE KNOWN, NIRO, EVERYBODY.

祝賀你。羅伯特-德 你是眾所周知的，尼羅，每個人。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

我們馬上回來。