It was one of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten.

這是我所吃過的最噁心的東西之一。

Let's make some whipped cream.

讓我們做一些生奶油。

I love this!

我喜歡這個!

I will never buy croutons again.

我再也不買麵包丁了。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你。

- So of course I fed it to my kids.

- 所以我當然把它餵給我的孩子。

Personal growth.

個人成長。

How cute!

多麼可愛!

Happy lunch, everybody.

各位，午餐愉快。

Hi, I'm Hannah. I'm the world's okay-est mom.

嗨，我是漢娜。我是世界上最好的媽媽。

And you know that I like to shake things up

你知道，我喜歡把事情搞得一團糟

when it comes to food in my house.

當涉及到我家的食物時。

I let my older boys meal plan our week a while back.

前段時間，我讓我的大兒子計劃我們一週的飲食。

And it has been so highly requested that I do it again,

而且人們強烈要求我再做一次。

this time with Henry.

這次是和亨利一起。

I figured it's time to try it.

我想現在是時候嘗試一下了。

So for an entire week,

是以，在一整個星期內。

I'm gonna let the kids meal plan all of the meals.

我打算讓孩子們計劃所有的飯菜。

Wish me luck.

祝我好運吧。

Before I go into the meals,

在我進入膳食之前。

in case you haven't noticed, we are in a new house.

如果你沒有注意到，我們在一個新的房子裡。

One day, I will do a house tour when the house is clean.

有一天，當房子乾淨的時候，我會做一個房屋參觀。

So it might be a while.

是以，這可能需要一段時間。

So just like last time,

所以就像上次一樣。

the only rule this time is it has to be edible.

這次唯一的規則是它必須是可食用的。

We can't eat dirt, grass, bugs.

我們不能吃土、草、蟲子。

Well, there are some edible bugs, so I guess that's okay.

嗯，有一些可食用的蟲子，所以我想這是可以的。

And whatever the boys choose is going

而無論男孩們選擇什麼，都將

to be our whole family's meal, including me and Matt.

是我們全家人的飯，包括我和馬特。

And I might regret that.

而且我可能會後悔。

Okay, so do you guys remember

好吧，那麼你們是否記得

when I let you meal plan a whole week?

當我讓你計劃一整個星期的膳食時？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- You know who wasn't a part of that

- 你知道誰沒有參與其中嗎？

- Henry. - Henry.

- 亨利.- 亨利。

So we're gonna do it again.

所以我們要再做一次。

Are you gonna pick the foods?

你要挑選食物嗎？

- Ice cream.

- 冰淇淋。

- Pick ice cream.

- 挑選冰激凌。

I gave the kids a notebook and I told them to brainstorm.

我給了孩子們一個筆記本，我告訴他們進行頭腦風暴。

I wrote little categories for them

我為他們寫了一些小分類

of breakfast, lunch, and dinner for each day.

每天的早餐、午餐和晚餐。

Jackson was really intense about this.

傑克遜在這方面真的很緊張。

This was his time to shine.

這是他大顯身手的時候。

- Pairs burger with...

- 搭配漢堡的是...

- [Hannah] You're taking this very seriously.

- [漢娜]你非常認真地對待這個問題。

You want for breakfast?

你想吃早餐嗎？

- A blue one!

- 一個藍色的!

- [Hannah] A blue ride?

- [漢娜]一個藍色的旅程？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

(kids cheer)

(孩子們的歡呼聲)

Good morning.

上午好。

For this morning's breakfast,

為了今天早上的早餐。

the only thing written down,

唯一寫下的東西。

let me show you, is the word French.

讓我給你看看，是法國這個詞。

But I know why I wrote this.

但我知道我為什麼寫這個。

And so I know he wants French toast.

所以我知道他想吃法國吐司。

- Yeah. French toast.

- 是的。法國吐司。

- I always add a little cinnamon and sugar

- 我總是加一點肉桂和糖

to my French toast batter.

我的法國吐司麵糊。

Whoopsies. I overdid it.

嗚呼哀哉。我做得太過分了。

I'm using a wheat bread. Oh well.

我用的是小麥麵包。哦，好吧。

So the theme of this week is poor planning.

所以本週的主題是計劃不周。

I realized I don't have syrup.

我意識到我沒有糖漿。

I'm gonna have to make whipped cream, but that's okay.

我得做生奶油，但這沒關係。

Because if you follow me on TikTok,

因為如果你在TikTok上關注我。

you know what Matt surprised me with.

你知道馬特給我帶來了什麼驚喜。

♪ Hallelujah ♪

♪哈利路亞 ♪

My new toy. My new child.

我的新玩具。我的新孩子。

My child who never talks back to me.

我的孩子，他從不和我頂嘴。

My beloved KitchenAid stand mixer.

我心愛的KitchenAid立式攪拌機。

This is not sponsored,

這不是贊助。

but honestly, they should because I love it so much.

但說實話，他們應該這樣做，因為我太喜歡它了。

I'm just so excited.

我只是太興奮了。

Everybody loves French toast. Everybody was happy with it.

每個人都喜歡法國吐司。每個人都對它感到滿意。

I think they were fine with the whipped cream on top.

我認為上面有生奶油就可以了。

And it was delicious.

而且它很美味。

It's lunchtime and Wyatt requested Caesar salad,

現在是午餐時間，懷特要求吃凱撒沙拉。

but I don't have croutons.

但我沒有面包丁。

And he is very insistent on having croutons.

而且他非常堅持要吃麵包丁。

So I'm gonna try to make them

是以，我將努力使他們

'cause how hard could it be, right?

因為這有什麼難的，對嗎？

Famous last words.

著名的遺言。

I only have sandwich bread,

我只有三明治麵包。

so that's probably my first mistake.

所以這可能是我的第一個錯誤。

I'm gonna sprinkle these with a little salt

我要在這些東西上撒上一點鹽

and garlic powder and bake them in the oven.

和大蒜粉，並在烤箱中烘烤它們。

These turned out really good.

這些結果真的很好。

I will never buy croutons again

我再也不買麵包丁了

'cause they're so much better than store bought.

因為它們比商店買的要好得多。

Wow. What do you think?

哇。你覺得怎麼樣？

You might notice that Wyatt has literally no teeth.

你可能會注意到，惠特簡直沒有牙齒。

I don't know how this happened.

我不知道這是怎麼發生的。

He just lost all of them at once.

他只是一下子失去了所有的人。

(children giggling)

(孩子們咯咯笑)

How those croutons?

這些麵包丁如何？

- Good. Really soft, actually.

- 很好。真的很軟，實際上。

Man, I love the really soft and crunchy ones.

夥計，我喜歡真正的軟和脆的東西。

- Tonight's dinner is surprisingly simple.

- 今晚的晚餐出乎意料地簡單。

Not too much to report here.

這裡沒有太多可以報告的。

I'm just making spaghetti.

我只是在做意大利麵條。

No spaghetti tacos, no spaghetti sandwiches.

沒有意大利麵條玉米餅，沒有意大利麵條三明治。

I was a little disappointed that it wasn't very creative.

我有點失望的是，這不是很有創意。

I am out of Parmesan.

我沒有帕爾馬乾酪了。

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

I am out of Parmesan cheese.

我沒有帕爾馬乾酪了。

So I'm using a cheese blend. I don't know.

所以我使用了一種混合奶酪。我不知道。

How is it, Wyatt?

怎麼樣，懷亞特？

- Good. - [Henry] Big noodle bite!

- 很好。- [亨利]大口吃麵！

- Big noodle bite?

- 大面條咬合？

The last thing on the menu today.

今天菜單上的最後一件事。

Pretty good dinner, Wyatt. Good choice.

很好的晚餐，懷特。好的選擇。

I'm half ready.

我已經準備好了一半。

I have a shoot today. Didn't realize.

我今天有一個拍攝。沒有意識到。

I have half my mascara on.

我的睫毛膏塗了一半。

I'm supposed to make smoothie bowls this morning

我今天早上應該做冰沙碗的

per Jackson's request.

根據傑克遜的要求。

So I'm gonna try to do this really fast

所以我將嘗試快速完成這個任務

'cause I'm getting ready, and I gotta start.

因為我正在準備，我必須開始。

I make smoothie bowls

我做冰沙碗

as basically just a really big smoothie,

基本上只是一個非常大的冰沙。

and then I put it in a bowl.

然後我把它放在一個碗裡。

They're kind of a pain. They're kind of messy.

他們是一種痛苦。他們有點亂。

But they love them so much.

但他們非常喜歡它們。

So I wasn't surprised to see it on the meal plan.

所以我對在膳食計劃中看到它並不感到驚訝。

Today for lunch, I'm making this prosciutto pasta

今天的午餐，我正在做這個意大利薰火腿麵條

that Jackson is obsessed with.

傑克遜為之痴迷的。

And my sister Gabby makes it,

而我的妹妹加比做的。

and I've tried to recreate it,

而且我已經嘗試重新創建它。

and he always says I didn't do it right.

而他總是說我做得不對。

So I'm gonna try again. He gave me some notes.

所以我打算再試一次。他給了我一些筆記。

He's a food connoisseur, you know?

他是一個食品鑑賞家，你知道嗎？

All of a sudden, couple meals around the world.

突然間，世界各地的夫妻餐。

Now he thinks he knows everything.

現在他認為自己什麼都知道了。

All right, I ordered butter 'cause I don't have butter.

好吧，我點了黃油，因為我沒有黃油。

And it's taking forever,

而這要花很長時間。

so I think I'm just gonna have to scrap it

所以我想我只能放棄它了。

and use olive oil.

並使用橄欖油。

I'm a little bit disappointed

我有一點失望

'cause I didn't really love butter noodles,

因為我並不真正喜歡黃油麵。

but I think it'll be good with the olive oil.

但我認為用橄欖油會很好。

Wyatt, how do you like it?

懷亞特，你喜歡嗎？

Okay. Dinner time.

好的。晚餐時間。

And it is Jackson's request of steak,

而這是傑克遜對牛排的要求。

mashed potatoes, and broccoli.

土豆泥，和西蘭花。

All right, we got the steak resting.

好了，我們把牛排安放好了。

We got mashed potatoes on the warmer and my broccoli.

我們得到了暖氣上的土豆泥和我的西蘭花。

They're all slapping each other.

他們都在互相打耳光。

What is going on?

發生了什麼事？

Tada! What do you think?

塔達!你覺得怎麼樣？

- Mashed potatoes. My favorite.

- 土豆泥。我的最愛。

- Ooh! Good job.

- 嗚!幹得好。

Good morning. I'm making breakfast cookies.

早晨好。我在做早餐餅乾。

So I'm just kind of winging this.

是以，我只是有點隨心所欲。

So I was improvising. I'm throwing everything in.

所以我是即興創作。我把所有東西都扔進去了。

Whole oats, peanut butter, apple sauce, eggs,

全脂燕麥、花生醬、蘋果醬、雞蛋。

a little brown sugar.

少許紅糖。

I don't know. It kind of looks crusty.

我不知道。它看起來有點結痂。

Oh, I was gonna say crusty balls, but that sounds gross.

哦，我本來想說結痂的球，但聽起來很噁心。

Crumbly mounds.

皺巴巴的小丘。

Oh, geez. That doesn't sound good either.

哦，天哪。這聽起來也不太妙。

All right, I'm gonna taste.

好吧，我要嚐嚐。

They would be good.

他們會很好。

I put lemon extract in them,

我在裡面放了檸檬提取物。

forgetting I put peanut butter in.

忘了我把花生醬放進去。

It's fucking gross.

這真他媽的噁心。

It was honestly one

老實說，這是一個

of the most disgusting things I've ever eaten.

是我吃過的最噁心的東西。

So of course I fed it to my kids.

所以我當然把它餵給我的孩子。

Is it hot?

它是熱的嗎？

Okay, he likes it.

好吧，他喜歡這樣。

- I still like it though, momma.

- 不過我還是喜歡它，媽媽。

It's kind of sour. - [Hannah] You still like it?

它有點酸。- [漢娜]你還喜歡它嗎？

It's a little sour?

有一點酸？

He's doing lessons.

他在做課程。

- That's good.

- 這很好。

- He did not seem to notice.

- 他似乎並沒有注意到。

- Mm. That's really good.

- 嗯。這真的很好。

- [Hannah] You're lying.

- [漢娜]你在撒謊。

- No, it is. Is it peanut butter?

- 不，它是。這是花生醬嗎？

- [Hannah] Yeah.

- [漢娜]是的。

- It's good.

- 這很好。

- [Hannah] Is it so good?

- [漢娜]有這麼好嗎？

Or just good?

還是隻是好？

- You're amazing. You're so amazing.

- 你真了不起。你太神奇了。

- So Matt learned a new word.

- 所以馬特學會了一個新詞。

Now he's saying, "It's amazing."

現在他說，"這很了不起"。

So, "So good," old news.

所以，"這麼好，"舊聞。

"Amazing," yes.

"了不起"，是的。

Hello. Today's lunch, pancakes.

你好。今天的午餐，煎餅。

And you want your pancakes to be a little lumpy.

而且你希望你的煎餅有點結塊。

Did you know that?

你知道嗎？

I learned my lesson from the French toast,

我從法國吐司中吸取了教訓。

and I got syrup for these pancakes.

我還為這些煎餅準備了糖漿。

What did you think?

你是怎麼想的？

- It was amazing.

- 這很令人驚訝。

- [Hannah] Wow, Wyatt. You look cool.

- [漢娜]哇，懷亞特。你看起來很酷。

Henry, what do you think of the food? Thumbs up?

亨利，你覺得這些食物怎麼樣？豎起大拇指？

Good job.

幹得好。

Dinner time. And it's Wyatt's request again.

晚餐時間到了。而且又是懷特的要求。

And tonight's dinner is cherry tomato salad.

而今晚的晚餐是櫻桃西紅柿沙拉。

Sounds very unlike Wyatt but this, my friends,

聽起來很不像懷特，但這，我的朋友。

is what we like to call personal growth.

是我們喜歡稱之為個人成長的東西。

He has discovered that he loves cherry tomatoes.

他發現自己喜歡櫻桃番茄。

So I'm gonna make them for him.

所以我打算為他做這些。

Sometimes on Instagram I'll be like,

有時在Instagram上，我就會想。

"Hey, here's how I make a salad," and I'm making the salad.

"嘿，這是我做沙拉的方法。"我正在做沙拉。

And then a bunch of the comments will be like,

然後一堆的評論就會像。

"Oh, those knives aren't sharp,"

"哦，那些刀子不鋒利。"

or, "Whoa, her knife skills suck."

或者，"哇，她的刀法太差了"。

And I just wanna take my hands,

而我只想拿起我的手。

I wanna cup their precious face,

我想捧起他們珍貴的臉。

and I wanna whisper real close, "I know. I know.

我想真正靠近地輕聲說："我知道。我知道，我知道。

I know my knives aren't sharp. It's called being lazy.

我知道我的刀子不鋒利。這就是所謂的懶惰。

And I don't know if you took a wrong turn,

而且我不知道你是否走錯了路。

but this isn't a knife skills class.

但這並不是一個刀法課程。

I'm just making a fricking salad."

我只是在做一個該死的沙拉。"

Oh, wow. Pretty.

哦，哇。漂亮。

Salad's looking good.

沙拉看起來不錯。

Got mozzarella, tomato, artichoke hearts, and olives.

有馬蘇裡拉奶酪、西紅柿、洋薊心和橄欖。

Cherry tomatoes only and some butter lettuce.

只有櫻桃西紅柿和一些黃油生菜。

Sad, sad, garlic bread.

悲傷，悲傷，大蒜麵包。

'Cause I don't have parsley.

因為我沒有歐芹。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

- It's amazing. - Can you try the salad?

- 這真是太神奇了。- 你能試試這個沙拉嗎？

Did you try the cherry tomato?

你試過櫻桃番茄嗎？

Henry, what do you think?

亨利，你怎麼看？

You're a great eater.

你是一個偉大的吃貨。

Matt, what do you think?

馬特，你怎麼看？

- It's really amazing.

- 這真的很神奇。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

- More, dad. More, dad!

- 更多，爸爸。再來，爸爸！

(Henry squeals)

(Henry squeals)

- Good morning.

- 上午好。

So I'm headed out, but I can make a breakfast request

所以我正準備出去，但我可以提出一個早餐要求

before I go, which is Jackson's.

在我走之前，那是傑克遜的。

He wants toast,

他想吃吐司。

and the way he likes it is with butter and jam.

他喜歡的方式是加黃油和果醬。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你。

Yummy.

好吃。

- Today's lunch, we're making bento lunches.

- 今天的午餐，我們要做便當。

Of course I could not find any actual bento boxes

當然，我找不到任何真正的便當盒。

in the desert, so this is what I'm using.

在沙漠中，所以這是我使用的東西。

So I'm going to do some cheese sandwiches sliced

所以我打算做一些奶酪三明治切片

up really cute.

了真的很可愛。

Some sliced veggies really cute.

一些切片的蔬菜真的很可愛。

Maybe some apple sauce.

也許是一些蘋果醬。

Look how cute!

你看多可愛啊!

I have nothing against these.

我並不反對這些。

I just don't like doing them

我只是不喜歡做這些事

because it's so much time and effort,

因為它是如此多的時間和精力。

but it is fun every once in a while.

但偶爾也會有一些樂趣。

So let's see how this turns out.

所以讓我們看看結果如何。

Henry's in my shoes.

亨利在我的鞋子裡。

You all know what I'm eating for lunch. The scraps.

你們都知道我的午餐吃什麼。殘羹剩飯。

All right, this looks pretty cute.

好吧，這看起來很可愛。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

- It looks really cute. I like the star sandwiches.

- 它看起來真的很可愛。我喜歡明星三明治。

- What do you think, Wyatt?

- 你怎麼看，懷亞特？

Wow. A man of so many words.