Dance party!

舞蹈聚會!

Now can you come pick?

現在你能來摘嗎？

Lumberjack vibes.

伐木工人的氣息。

(Hannah laughs)

(漢娜笑)

Is it yummy?

好吃嗎？

- Mhm. - [Hannah] Good.

- 嗯。- [漢娜]好。

Hi, I'm Hannah.

嗨，我是漢娜。

I'm the world's OK-est mom

我是世界上最好的媽媽

and I have one very strong-willed toddler.

而我有一個意志力非常強的幼兒。

This is Henry.

這就是亨利。

We know him, we love him.

我們認識他，我們愛他。

(Henry laughs)

(亨利笑)

And Henry very much likes getting his way.

而亨利非常喜歡按自己的方式行事。

So guess what we're gonna do for a whole week, Henry?

那麼你猜我們這一週要做什麼，亨利？

We're gonna make him the boss.

我們要讓他當老闆。

Do you wanna be the boss?

你想當老闆嗎？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- Yeah?

- 是嗎？

- Henry's gonna be the boss? - Yes.

- 亨利要當老闆了？- 是的。

So wish us luck!

所以祝我們好運吧

Henry is an incredibly opinionated toddler,

亨利是一個非常有主見的幼兒。

very frustrated in general toddler

非常沮喪的一般幼兒

and just incredibly particular.

而且只是令人難以置信的特別。

He thinks he's an only child

他認為自己是個獨生子女

and he thinks he is also in charge of everybody else.

而且他認為自己也在掌管其他人。

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

So, I kind of wanna see what happens

所以，我有點想看看會發生什麼

if he actually gets his way.

如果他真的得到他的方式。

I think there's a notion that,

我認為有一種觀念認為。

oh I'm spoiling him by letting him have his way.

哦，我把他寵壞了，讓他隨心所欲。

But, I found with my kids when I listen to them

但是，我發現在我的孩子身上，當我聽他們說話時

and when I acknowledge

而當我承認

what they're expressing in their needs,

他們在需求中所表達的內容。

it actually develops a lot of trust between us.

它實際上在我們之間發展了很多信任。

So Henry's very clear about his wants and needs

所以亨利非常清楚自己的願望和需求

throughout the day,

整天都是如此。

but I also wanna gamify this a little bit and make it fun.

但我也想把它遊戲化一點，使它變得有趣。

So I purchased a spinning wheel.

所以我買了一個紡車。

We're gonna write all of Henry's favorite things on it

我們要把亨利最喜歡的東西都寫在上面

and he gets to spin it,

而且他還可以旋轉它。

and that will determine what we as a family do.

而這將決定我們作為一個家庭的做法。

So the wheel arrives,

於是，輪子到了。

I sit down with Henry to write out the options

我和亨利坐下來，寫出了各種選項

and I didn't realize how much of a struggle

我沒有意識到有多大的掙扎

this was gonna be

這將是

because he kind of has a default answer

因為他有一個默認的答案

to any time you ask what his favorite anything is,

任何時候你問他最喜歡的東西是什麼，他都會說是他的。

and his answer is-

而他的回答是--

- Blue one.

- 藍色的一個。

- Blue one. - Yeah.

- 藍色的一個。- 是的。

- Okay.

- 好的。

So he didn't have much to offer when it came to the wheel

是以，當談到車輪時，他並沒有什麼可提供的。

'cause he didn't quite understand

因為他不太明白

that I was asking him to list off his favorite things to do.

我是在讓他列出他最喜歡做的事情。

What's your favorite thing to do for fun?

你最喜歡做什麼事情來消遣？

- Um,

- 嗯。

blue one.

藍色的一個。

- Blue one?

- 藍色的？

Well we have blue one here.

嗯，我們這裡有藍色的。

Where do you like to go outside?

你喜歡到外面什麼地方去？

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

- I cannot give you this marker.

- 我不能給你這個標記。

So Henry was not much help in coming up with options,

所以亨利在想辦法的時候沒有什麼幫助。

so I enlisted Jackson to help me come up

所以我請傑克遜幫我想辦法

with what to write on this wheel.

在這個輪子上寫什麼。

- Trampoline car game.

- 蹦床汽車遊戲。

- You know the car game you guys play?

- 你知道你們玩的汽車遊戲嗎？

- Dance party.

- 舞蹈聚會。

- Jackson dyed his hair.

- 傑克遜染了頭髮。

He has been begging to have red hair.

他一直在乞求擁有紅髮。

I think it's inspired by Markiplier,

我認為這是受Markiplier的啟發。

but I feel like such an old lady,

但我覺得自己像個老太太。

I mix up all of the YouTubers.

我把所有的優酷網友混在一起。

But I took him to the salon

但我帶他去了美容院

and he got his hair professionally done for his first time

他第一次做了專業的頭髮

and he looks amazing.

而且他看起來很了不起。

[Hannah] So the wheel ended up with

[漢娜]所以輪子最後的結果是

trampoline, Henry walk, Henry styles everyone,

蹦床，亨利走路，亨利的風格大家。

arm time, play with Wilder, Mama take head off,

手臂時間，與懷爾德玩耍，媽媽把頭拿下來。

cereal bars, dance party, car game, and blue one.

穀物棒、舞蹈派對、汽車遊戲和藍色的一。

Some of those don't make any sense, but they will.

其中一些沒有任何意義，但他們會的。

So just, just keep watching.

所以只是，只是繼續看。

[Hannah] Henry, are you gonna spin the wheel?

[漢娜]亨利，你要轉盤嗎？

Okay.

好的。

Henry walk?

亨利走了？

So basically, we like to go on a lot of walks.

是以，基本上，我們喜歡走很多的路。

We have great hiking trails in our neighborhood

我們附近有很好的徒步旅行路線

but Henry is very opinionated

但亨利是很有主見的

about the way in which he participates in the walk.

關於他參與步行的方式。

[Hannah] Looks like he's ready for a walk.

[漢娜]看起來他已經準備好去散步了。

We get outside, we're raring to go on this walk.

我們到了外面，我們急著要走這段路。

And he decides,

而他決定。

I don't wanna walk, I wanna ride bumper cars.

我不想走路，我想坐碰碰車。

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

[Hannah] How do you wanna do bumper cars?

[漢娜]你想怎麼做碰碰車？

We have a set of two bumper cars

我們有一套兩輛碰碰車

that I actually got him for his birthday,

我實際上是在他的生日時給他買的。

and they're so cute

他們是如此可愛

and they have a remote that the parent can control too.

而且他們有一個遙控器，家長也可以控制。

But it's the easiest electric vehicle

但它是最容易的電動汽車

that he can operate and maneuver himself

他可以自己操作和操縱

without being dangerous.

而又沒有危險。

So Henry got in the bumper car and we had to follow him.

所以亨利上了碰碰車，我們不得不跟著他。

The only thing with this bumper car is it's very slow.

這輛碰碰車的唯一特點是它非常慢。

So it was this weird like funeral procession.

所以這是一個奇怪的像葬禮的隊伍。

You know, overall, no tantrums

你知道，總的來說，沒有發脾氣

so that walk was a success in my book.

是以，在我看來，這次步行是成功的。

Maybe next time I'll let the boys go ahead though.

也許下一次我會讓孩子們先走。

[Hannah] What does this say, Henry?

[漢娜]這說的是什麼，亨利？

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

Dance party!

舞蹈聚會!

- [Hannah] Let's do it! - [Jackson] Dance party!

- 我們開始吧！- 舞蹈聚會！

- [Hannah] Let's go dance party.

- [漢娜]我們去跳舞聚會吧。

He loves to dance.

他喜歡跳舞。

He loves listening to music and jumping around

他喜歡聽音樂和跳來跳去

and just having a blast.

而且只是玩得很開心。

But he really goes back and forth on

但他真的來回奔波於

who is allowed to dance and what they're allowed to do.

誰被允許跳舞，他們被允許做什麼。

Come on, Henry.

來吧，亨利。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- No, no, no. - [Hannah] Oh, oh, I can't?

- 不，不，不。 [漢娜]哦，哦，我不能？

So for this particular dance party,

所以對於這個特殊的舞蹈派對。

I was not allowed to dance.

我不被允許跳舞。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- [Henry] No, no, no. - [Hannah] No?

- [亨利]不，不，不 [漢娜]不？

Okay.

好的。

I don't know what I did to deserve this

我不知道我做了什麼才會有這樣的結果

but I was not allowed to dance.

但我不被允許跳舞。

I was on the outs and anytime I tried to move,

我在外面，只要我想動，就能動。

I was completely shut down.

我被完全關閉了。

So, it was a kid's dance party apparently.

是以，這顯然是一個孩子的舞蹈聚會。

I could never leave my camera unattended

我不能讓我的相機無人看管

without a little trolling,

沒有一點拖泥帶水。

but they're so cute.

但他們是如此可愛。

- [Hannah] Jackson is spinning on Henry's behalf.

- [漢娜]傑克遜正在為亨利的利益而奔走。

(wheel spins)

(車輪旋轉)

Henry styles everyone today.

亨利今天給大家的風格。

(Hannah gasps)

(漢娜喘氣)

We're gonna go to the zoo!

我們要去動物園!

Do you wanna pick everyone's outfits?

你想挑選每個人的服裝嗎？

This is really where he excels

這確實是他擅長的地方

'cause he is super into fashion.

因為他超級喜歡時尚。

He's super into clothes

他超級喜歡衣服

and very particular about what he wears,

而且對他的穿著非常講究。

so I was really excited to see

所以我真的很高興看到

what he would pick for everybody else.

他將為其他人選擇什麼。

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

[Hannah] Okay, these pants?

[漢娜]好吧，這些褲子？

Okay, get a shirt.

好吧，拿件襯衫。

No, we can't just keep taking pants out.

不，我們不能一直把褲子拿出來。

Get a shirt.

獲取一件襯衫。

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

[Hannah] Oh, that's a great shirt.

[漢娜]哦，那是一件很棒的襯衫。

So Henry chose a sheep shirt and brown pants.

所以亨利選擇了一件綿羊襯衫和棕色褲子。

Unfortunately, those brown pants no longer fit

不幸的是，那條棕色的褲子已經不合適了

and he had to pick a different pair of pants.

而他不得不選擇一條不同的褲子。

[Hannah] What should Mommy wear?

[漢娜]媽媽應該穿什麼？

- Dark jeans.

- 深色牛仔褲。

- [Hannah] These jeans?

- [漢娜]這些牛仔褲？

- Dark jeans.

- 深色牛仔褲。

- [Hannah] This? - [Henry] Yeah.

- [漢娜]這個？- [亨利]是的。

- [Hannah] Okay.

- [漢娜]好的。

I don't have a full length mirror but-

我沒有一個完整的鏡子，但是......。

(Henry cries)

(Henry cries)

this outfit definitely not something I would pick

這套衣服絕對不是我想選的東西

and I'm gonna need a jacket so he'll pick that too.

而且我需要一件夾克，所以他也會選這個。

But here we are.

但我們現在在這裡。

Jackson actually tried to con the system

傑克遜實際上試圖欺騙系統

by putting his favorite clothes on the top of his drawers.

把他最喜歡的衣服放在抽屜的頂部。

(Hannah laughs)

(漢娜笑)

So he did get his favorite pair of jeans

所以他確實得到了他最喜歡的一條牛仔褲

but then Henry really dug deep

但後來亨利真的深挖了

and pulled out this plaid, flannel button down

並拿出了這件格子、法蘭絨的鈕釦衫

that Jackson, I don't think has ever worn,

傑克遜，我想他從來沒有穿過。

because Jackson is very particular about his clothes,

因為傑克遜對他的衣服非常講究。

specifically shirts,

特別是襯衫。

and he wants everything to be seven sizes too big

他希望所有的東西都是七號的大號

and this is just a little too fitted for him.

而這對他來說實在是有點太合適了。

[Hannah] You're looking really good.

[漢娜]你看起來真不錯。

- Thank you.

- 謝謝你。

- [Hannah] I give Jackson's outfit a 10 out of 10.

- [漢娜]我給傑克遜的裝束打10分，滿分10分。

I thought he looked great.

我認為他看起來很棒。

And then for himself, Henry insisted on wearing his Adidas.

然後為了自己，亨利堅持要穿上他的阿迪達斯。

He calls them his white shoes

他稱這些為他的白鞋

and he absolutely loves them.

而且他絕對喜歡它們。

Hashtag not sponsored,

標籤沒有贊助。

but Adidas, if you wanna send me some backups,

但阿迪達斯，如果你想給我寄一些備份。

I would certainly appreciate it.

我當然會很感激。

- Now you spin the wheel.

- 現在你轉動輪子。

- [Hannah] Me spin the wheel?

- [漢娜]我轉盤？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

(wheel spins)

(車輪旋轉)

- [Hannah] Mom take head off.

- [漢娜]媽媽把頭拿下來。

You wanna take my head off?

你想把我的頭擰下來嗎？

- [Henry] Yeah.

- [亨利]是的。

- So probably the weirdest thing on the wheel

- 所以可能是車輪上最奇怪的東西

is "Mom take head off"

是 "媽媽把頭拿下來"

and I truly don't know where it came from,

而且我真的不知道它是從哪裡來的。

why it happened, what it is,

它為什麼會發生，它是什麼。

but Henry is obsessed with trying to take my head off.

但亨利卻執意要把我的頭摘下來。

- Wow, you came close.

- 哇，你差點就成功了。

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

Did you take my head off?

你把我的頭拿下來了嗎？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- Kay.

- 凱。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Good job!

好樣的!

I feel like every toddler has a weird,

我覺得每個學步的孩子都有一個奇怪的。

kind of like impossible obsession.

有點像不可能的迷戀。

Not necessarily the heads, but just something weird.

不一定是頭，但就是有些奇怪。

Please let me know so I can feel better.

請讓我知道，這樣我就能感覺好些。

So next the wheel landed on trampoline time

所以接下來車輪落在蹦床上的時間

but we decided first to bring out some treats

但我們決定先帶一些點心出來

to my chickens.

對我的雞。

[Hannah] Oh hi, chicken.

[漢娜]哦，你好，雞。

You wanna give them their treats?

你想給他們吃的嗎？

- [Henry] Yeah.

- [亨利]是的。

- [Hannah] What do we have for them?

- [漢娜]我們為他們準備了什麼？

- Strawberries.

- 草莓。

- [Hannah] Strawberries.

- [漢娜] 草莓。

So you take this and you set it on the ground, okay?

所以你拿著這個，把它放在地上，好嗎？

Okay?

好嗎？

Set it down.

把它放下來。

Watch out, don't step in-

小心，不要踏入...

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

Okay, put it down.

好吧，把它放下。

Put it down!

把它放下！

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

Just leave it, Henry.

別管它了，亨利。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Chase them back in.

把他們追回來。

(Hannah laughs)

(漢娜笑)

And then he hopped on the trampoline.

然後他跳上了蹦床。

So at this point, halfway through the week,

所以在這一點上，本週已經過了一半。

I feel like things are pretty easy.

我覺得事情很簡單。

He's being pretty manageable

他很好管理

and I think he's really happy

我認為他真的很高興

in having a little more autonomy.

在擁有更多的自主權。

- Ow.

- 嗷嗷叫。

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

- [Hannah] Guess who's coming over?

- [漢娜]猜猜誰要過來了？

- What?

- 什麼？

- [Hannah] Guess.

- [漢娜]猜測。

- What?

- 什麼？

- [Hannah] Who's coming over?

- [漢娜]誰要過來？

- Dada.

- 達達。

- No.

- 沒有。

Who's coming over?

誰要過來？

- Oh, Wilder.

- 哦，維爾德。

- [Hannah] Wilder?

- [漢娜]維爾德？

- Yeah.

- 是的。

- [Hannah] Yeah.

- [漢娜]是的。

(Hannah laughs)

(漢娜笑)

I am not exaggerating when I say that little kid friendships

我毫不誇張地說，小孩子的友誼

are the cutest thing in the entire world.

是整個世界上最可愛的東西。

Henry has one best friend.

亨利有一個最好的朋友。

Well, he has one friend.

嗯，他有一個朋友。

But he's also his best friend.

但他也是他最好的朋友。

His name is Wilder and he lives down the street.

他的名字叫懷爾德，住在街邊。

They're really close in age and they just love each other.

他們的年齡真的很接近，他們只是愛著對方。

[Hannah] Who's here?

[漢娜]誰在這裡？

(Henry babbles)

(Henry babbles)

- [Hannah] Wilder's here!

- [漢娜]維爾德來了!

- Rawr!