Give it back.

把它還給我。

No way.

不可能。

It's my whistling pinwheel.

這是我的口哨風車。

You're an apple.

你是一個蘋果。

What's that Orange?

那個橙色的是什麼？

I can't hear you?

我聽不到你說話？

Mhm Wow.

Mhm Wow.

What the orange?

什麼是橙色的？

Thank God I found you.

感謝上帝，我找到了你。

Who are you orange?

你是誰的橙色？

I'm you from the year 2053.

我是來自2053年的你。

What?

什麼？

I'm from the future.

我來自未來。

Okay, wait, so you're me?

好吧，等等，所以你是我？

Yeah.

是的。

And you're from the future.

而你是來自未來。

Yes, prove it.

是的，證明它。

Orange.

橙色。

We don't have time.

我們沒有時間。

I have to warn you that.

我必須警告你，。

Not listening till you prove it.

不聽，直到你證明。

So the lightning and me appearing out of nowhere that doesn't count for anything.

所以，閃電和我突然出現在這裡，這不算是什麼。

Could have been smoking mirrors.

可能是吸菸的鏡子。

Well, I have my official 2053 driver's license with me that could be fake.

好吧，我帶著我的2053年正式駕照，可能是假的。

Not convinced.

不服氣。

I've got this futuristic laser gun.

我有這把未來派的激光槍。

Whoa!

哇!

Poor steve.

可憐的史蒂夫。

Now, are you convinced, nope blame?

現在，你相信了嗎，不怪？

Well, the only other thing I have with me is this glow stick.

好吧，我唯一帶著的其他東西是這個熒光棒。

What a stick that glows you really are from the future.

真是一根會發光的棍子，你真的是來自未來。

That's what I've been trying to say.

這就是我一直想說的。

Can I have a glow stick?

我可以有一個熒光棒嗎？

No, there's no time.

不，沒有時間了。

I'll trade you my new iphone four for it.

我可以用我的新iphone4來換。

Why would I want that?

我為什麼要這樣做呢？

I have an iphone 512.

我有一個IPHONE512。

How about my golf clubs?

我的高爾夫球杆呢？

No, I'll trade you a pair for it.

不，我可以用一雙來換。

Hey, No, no one's trading Pear for it.

嘿，不，沒有人要用皮爾來換它。

Just listen to me.

請聽我說。

Fine orange.

精緻的橙色。

I was sent here to protect you.

我被派到這裡來保護你。

Protect me from who from an evil future Space warlord that can move things with his mind.

保護我免受來自邪惡的未來太空軍閥的傷害，他能用意念移動東西。

If he kills you, then I'll never exist.

如果他殺了你，那麼我就永遠不會存在。

Wait, why won't you exist?

等等，為什麼你不會存在？

Because I'm him?

因為我是他？

I'm an orange and I'm you from the future?

我是一個橙色，我是來自未來的你？

So why does he want to kill you?

那麼他為什麼要殺你呢？

You mean me?

你是說我嗎？

Because I'm the the only one that can stop him.

因為我是唯一能阻止他的人。

But I need your help house that you're in possession of the most powerful weapon known to man or fruit.

但我需要你的幫助，你擁有人類或水果已知的最強大的武器的房子。

Is it me?

是我嗎？

No, it's not you.

不，這不是你。

It's the whistling pinwheel.

這就是呼嘯的風車。

What?

什麼？

It's the only device that can stop him.

這是唯一能阻止他的裝置。

You don't know it yet.

你還不知道。

But when used correctly it can destroy anything.

但如果使用得當，它可以摧毀任何東西。

I'll trade you for the glow stick.

我可以用熒光棒和你交換。

Deal.

交易。

No way.

不可能。

The pinwheels mine, darn it.

我的風火輪，該死的。

Pear.

梨子。

There's no time.

沒有時間了。

Yeah, hand it over.

是的，把它交出來。

Pear, nope.

梨，不。

Can't hear you.

聽不到你的聲音。

Come on, give it back there.

來吧，把它放回那裡。

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

You gotta give it to us.

你得把它給我們。

Give it over to get it going coming.

把它交出來，讓它走過來。

No, he's got the pinwheel.

不，他有風火輪。

No, no.

不，不。

Whoa, wow.

喔，哇。

Who are you?

你是誰？

Why did you kill future orange?

你為什麼要殺死未來的橙子？

Hey, it's me.

嘿，是我。

You're an orange and you're an orange.

你是一個橙色，你是一個橙色。

I'm confused.

我很迷惑。

I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil Space warlord.

我被從未來派到這裡，保護你不被邪惡的太空軍閥傷害。

That's what the last guy said.

這就是上一個人所說的。

Well, duh, he was from an evil future.

嗯，沒錯，他來自一個邪惡的未來。

He was trying to trick you into thinking that I was the Space warlord when it was really him, wow, I'm really beside myself.

他試圖欺騙你，讓你以為我是太空軍閥，而實際上是他，哇，我真的在旁邊。

Oh God, go fish wow.

哦，上帝，去釣魚哇。

Oh sorry gil.

哦，對不起，Gil。

I didn't see you there.

我沒有看到你在那裡。

Oh are you?

哦，是你嗎？

Are you?

你是嗎？

Sorry?

對不起？

Well I suppose that makes it all bad.

好吧，我想這讓一切都變得糟糕。

Oh you?

哦，你呢？

Beautiful, fantastic people.

美麗、神奇的人們。

Oh, would you look at that, It's a wonderful day.

哦，你看看，這是個美好的一天。

Yeah.

是的。

A flower for you?

給你一朵花？

A flower for you.

一朵花送給你

Oh if it isn't my favorite orange in the whole wide world abacus.

哦，這不是我在整個世界上最喜歡的橙色算盤嗎？

Yeah okay that was pretty good.

是的，好的，那是相當好的。

What the heck has gotten into grapefruit?

柚子到底怎麼了？

Hey, are you guys coming to the unveiling the unveiling of What you haven't heard dr bananas just finished his latest invention, grapefruit thinks it's the voice modulator ray.

嘿，你們來參加揭幕儀式嗎？ 你們還沒有聽說過香蕉博士剛剛完成了他的最新發明，西柚認為這是語音調製器射線。

That will give him his old voice back.

這將使他恢復以前的聲音。

Oh so that's why he's in such a good mood.

哦，所以這就是他心情這麼好的原因。

Hey, merry christmas, everyone, you get a present and you get a present.

嘿，大家聖誕快樂，你得到了一個禮物，你也得到了一個禮物。

It's not even close to christmas bro.

現在離聖誕節還遠著呢，兄弟。

Oh it's happening everybody.

哦，它正在發生，每個人。

Good afternoon everyone, thank you for coming to the unveiling of my latest invention.

大家下午好，感謝你們來參加我最新發明的揭幕儀式。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

All right, I love you dr bananas.

好吧，我愛你的香蕉。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

I love you as well.

我也愛你。

I suppose now then if the live stream is up and running yeah then the time has come to lift the carton.

我想現在，如果直播已經開始運行，那麼就到了掀開紙箱的時候了。

Yeah let that thing woo veggies and gentle fruits.

是的，讓那東西揩油蔬菜和溫和的水果。

I proudly present to you, say the words a time machine.

我驕傲地向你們介紹，說一句話，一臺時間機器。

Uh I was expecting more applause Sorry, no hands not the time.

呃......我還以為會有更多的掌聲呢 對不起，沒有手，不是時候。

Orange doctor bananas, what the heck in heck Huh?

橘子醫生的香蕉，到底是什麼東西啊？

I thought you were working on the voice modulator raid this entire time.

我以為你一直在進行語音調製器的突襲工作。

Well as you know I always have several balls in here and well you chose the wrong ball bro.

如你所知，我在這裡總是有幾個球，而你選擇了錯誤的球，兄弟。

You understand what it's like for me about this struggling every day with this voice dude, my friends don't like it.

你明白對我來說，關於這個每天都在與這個聲音掙扎的傢伙是什麼感覺，我的朋友不喜歡它。

The ladies definitely don't like it, but they still love actually.

女士們肯定不喜歡它，但她們實際上仍然喜歡。

It's your personality second.

這是你的個性第二。

Did you ruin my life?

你毀了我的生活嗎？

Dr b can you toss me a bone here?

B博士，你能在這裡給我一根骨頭嗎？

I'm talking here grapefruit calm down.

我在這裡說的是柚子冷靜下來。

How can I calm down?

我怎樣才能平靜下來？

How am I supposed to calm down at a time?

我怎麼能在一個時間段內平靜下來呢？

Like this?

像這樣嗎？

Um grapefruit?

嗯，葡萄柚？

I think you might have just peed yourself.

我想你可能剛剛尿過了。

I might have just live streamed it.

我可能只是直播了一下。

What?

什麼？

And it might have just been featured on jimmy melon and gone viral.

而且它可能剛剛在吉米-西隆的節目中出現，併成為病毒。

Oh man, it's so I love that this was supposed to be the best day of my entire life.

哦，夥計，這太我愛了，這本該是我整個生命中最美好的一天。

Well if you read any of these comments, it's gonna be the worst.

好吧，如果你讀了這些評論中的任何一條，這將是最糟糕的。

Ha ha grapefruit if I may.

如果我可以的話，哈哈葡萄柚。

I believe I have a solution.

我相信我有一個解決方案。

Oh do you?

哦，是嗎？

Bad chance doctor Because unless you got a time machine underneath there, there's nothing you can Oh yeah, I have a time machine.

糟糕的機會，醫生，因為除非你在下面有一臺時間機器，否則你什麼也做不了，哦，是的，我有一臺時間機器。

Okay yeah this could totally work.

好吧，是的，這可能完全可行。

Yeah yeah yeah.

對對對。

So we can go back in time to perform my voice change.

是以，我們可以回到過去，進行我的變聲。

We think in the past about a bang.

我們在過去的思考中，一鼓作氣。

Everything goes back to the way it was.

一切都回到了原來的樣子。

I asked this out, she says yes, boom, give it up already.

我問這個問題，她說是的，轟，已經放棄了。

Unfortunately, changing your voice back won't be that simple grapefruit, I only have enough nuclear kinetic sludge to travel one month in the past past or the future.

不幸的是，把你的聲音變回來不會那麼簡單柚子，我只有足夠的核動能淤泥，可以在過去的過去或未來的未來旅行一個月。

Wait only a month.

只需等待一個月。

So you're telling me I can't go back to a time before I had this voice.

所以你是在告訴我，我不能回到我有這種聲音之前的時代。

No, but we can go into the future at which point I will have had enough time to create more nuclear kinetic sludge.

沒有，但我們可以進入未來，屆時我將有足夠的時間來創造更多的核動能汙泥。

Once we have that extra sludge, we will be able to go back to a time before your voice changed interesting and hey, who knows, maybe a month from now, you'll have finished the voice modulator, A whatever you need to tell yourself, grapefruit, great.

一旦我們有了這些額外的淤泥，我們就能回到你的聲音改變之前的時代，嘿，誰知道呢，也許一個月後，你就完成了聲音調製器，A不管你需要告訴自己，柚子，太好了。

Then it's settled dr bananas and I are going to go back to the future.

然後就這麼定了，我和香蕉博士要回到未來去了。

Let's do this guys, I just waxed that we have arrived.

讓我們來做這件事吧，我剛剛打過蠟，我們已經到了。

So this is what one month in the future looks like, huh?

所以這就是未來一個月的樣子，嗯？

Hey, grapefruit, peg grew a beard.

嘿，柚子，掛長了鬍子。

Huh?

嗯？

Didn't see that one coming.

沒想到會有這樣的結果。

Great, marshmallow is a third eyeball.

太好了，棉花糖是第三個眼球。

Now, definitely didn't see that one coming.

現在，絕對沒有看到這一幕的發生。

Hey, grapefruit.

嘿，葡萄柚。

Do I know you know but I know you, everyone does.

我知道你知道嗎，但我知道你，每個人都知道。

You're the guy who peed himself in the remix, right?

你是那個在混音中撒尿的人，對嗎？

Remix.

混音。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

How can I calm down?

我怎樣才能平靜下來？

Can I calm down?

我可以平靜下來嗎？

How am I supposed to calm down at a time like this bananas?

在這種時候，我怎麼能冷靜下來呢，香蕉？

Can we just get the energy fluid or whatever it's called and get out of here?

我們能不能拿到能量液或叫什麼的，然後離開這裡？

I don't like the future very much indubitably, we just need to find me, That guy over there, kind of looks like you dresses better though.

毋庸置疑，我不太喜歡未來，我們只需要找到我，那邊的那個人，有點像你，不過穿得更好。

That's correct.

這是正確的。

I was there, I witnessed the entire thing.

我在那裡，我目睹了整個事件。

Indubitably.

毋庸置疑的是。

No, it was not planned or scripted in any way and that guy hiding the rock over there kind of looks like me.

不，這不是計劃中的，也不是以任何方式編排的，那個藏在石頭裡的人有點像我。

Hey there, handsome.

嘿，帥哥。

Yeah, you're not so bad yourself but seriously bro, you're gonna want to get into this rock now, Why is that?

是的，你自己也不壞，但說真的，兄弟，你現在會想進入這塊石頭，為什麼呢？

It's hib, it's the peas himself, grapefruit, mean guy quickly in here, the four of us need to talk greetings, future grapefruit and future doctor bananas.

是hib，是豌豆自己，柚子，卑鄙的傢伙很快在這裡，我們四個人需要談談問候，未來的柚子和未來的醫生香蕉。

We have come to retrieve all the nuclear kinetic sludge you have made in the past month.

我們是來取回你在過去一個月裡製造的所有核動能汙泥的。

Oh dear.

哦，親愛的。

Well that's a shame because I haven't made any oh come on, I apologize but I've been too busy doing interviews.

嗯，這是一個恥辱，因為我沒有做任何哦，來吧，我道歉，但我一直忙於做採訪。

Everyone wants my first hand account of how the biggest meme in history came to be.

每個人都想知道我對歷史上最大的備忘錄是如何形成的第一手資料。

And as for you, it's truly, I've just been hiding out under a rock, waiting for this whole thing to blow over the internet is mean bro.

至於你，這是真的，我只是一直躲在石頭下面，等著這整件事在互聯網上炸開，是刻薄的兄弟。

So let me get this, You did nothing but interviews for the past month, I slept under a rock for a month and now we can't time travel back to the past.

所以讓我明白，過去一個月你除了採訪什麼都沒做，我在岩石下睡了一個月，現在我們不能再回到過去的時間旅行。

Indeed, without any nuclear kinetic sludge, you can't even time travel back to your present day.

事實上，如果沒有任何核動能汙泥，你甚至無法穿越時空回到你現在的日子。

You mean we're stuck here in the future, we're on a celebrity but peeing myself, hold on, there's no way to undo this, please both of you need to calm down before you.

你的意思是我們被困在這裡的未來，我們在一個名人身上，但撒尿我自己，堅持住，沒有辦法撤消這個，請你們兩個人都需要冷靜下來才行。

Oh my God, there's two of them now and they both Rage paid themselves simultaneously and I got the whole thing on camera.

哦，我的上帝，現在有兩個人，他們兩個人同時怒付自己，我把整個過程拍了下來。

Well I didn't think it was possible to one up the original meme.

好吧，我不認為有可能把原來的備忘錄改成一個。

But this will do it.

但是，這將做到這一點。

Somebody get jimmy melon and DJ mean remix on the phone.

有人給吉米-梅隆和DJ卑鄙的混音打電話。

This meme has legs for at least another month.

這個備忘錄至少還有一個月的時間。

Man.

人。

It's so I love to go.

它是如此我愛去。

Yeah.

是的。

What orange?

什麼橙子？

You're supposed to help me fill my experiment.

你應該幫助我填補我的實驗。

Did you sleep in again?

你又睡懶覺了嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

What time is it?

現在是什麼時候？

It's precisely a quarter past one.

現在正好是1點25分。

Wait, wait a minute doc, are you telling me it's 1 15 in the morning precisely.

等等，等一下，醫生，你是在告訴我現在正是凌晨11點15分。

Cool.

酷。

I've never been up this late before.

我從來沒有這麼晚起來過。

Be right there.

就在那裡。

Yeah, Yeah.

是的，是的。

Behold my latest invention.

請看我的最新發明。

A real life working time machine.

一個現實生活中的工作時間機器。

Five more minutes.

再過5分鐘。

Mom Seven.

媽媽七。

What?

什麼？

Orange?

橙色？

No, just film me talking about the time machine.

不，只是拍攝我談論時間機器的情況。

You got it doc.

你得到了它，醫生。

This is dr bananas here in spill valley.

這是在溢出谷地的香蕉。

Ready to show you my first temporal experiment.

準備向你們展示我的第一個時空實驗。

You can see the time machine behind me here.

你可以在這裡看到我身後的時光機。

The key to this whole device is the smocks, Capacitor.

這整個裝置的關鍵是煙囪，電容。

The key to time travel, blah blah blah blah blah.

時間旅行的關鍵，等等等等。

Come on doc.

來吧，醫生。

Let's take this thing for a spin.

讓我們帶著這個東西去轉一轉。

Wait, I haven't tested it properly yet.

等等，我還沒有好好測試。

So you think you can steal our batteries and just disappear?

所以你認為你可以偷我們的電池，然後就消失？

You think I'm an idiot.

你認為我是個白痴。

Huh?

嗯？

Well, um you see.

嗯，嗯，你看。

Oh, that looks like it hurts.

哦，這看起來很疼。

He is of my life imperfect grapefruits.

他是我生命中不完美的葡萄果實。

Not around to get in my way.

不在我身邊，不礙事。

My spleen.

我的脾臟。

If anyone asks it was his fault.

如果有人問起，那是他的錯。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Oh no, no, no, no, you just ruined my ride butthead.

哦，不，不，不，不，你剛剛毀了我的車，笨蛋。

You're gonna pay for that.

你要為此付出代價。

No, that's great.

不，那很好。

You're gonna run away like your little friend here like a chicken.

你要像你的小夥伴一樣在這裡像小雞一樣跑掉。

I'm not a chicken.

我不是膽小鬼。

I'm an orange.

我是一個橙色的人。

So we got a wise guy here, tell me, wise guy how you gonna fix my car before the big dig.