It's your boy little apple today.

今天是你的孩子小蘋果。

It's another editor wear a challenge with grapefruit facing off my half brother Cory.

這是另一個編輯穿的挑戰，柚子與我同父異母的弟弟科裡對峙。

Hopefully I get to eat some stuff because I'm super hungry and hopefully I get to wear some stuff because I'm super naked ladies.

希望我可以吃一些東西，因為我超級餓，希望我可以穿一些東西，因為我是超級裸體的女士。

Oh my God, grapefruit.

哦，我的上帝，葡萄柚。

Give it up.

放棄吧。

No eligible female in this kitchen likes you.

這個廚房裡沒有符合條件的女性喜歡你。

Well, I mean, yeah, sure not with this for, but if I had my own voice back, you know, I'd be up to my eyeballs and lady dates over here.

好吧，我的意思是，是的，當然不是為了這個，但如果我有自己的聲音回來，你知道，我會到我的眼球和女士約會在這裡。

Maybe it's not your voice at all.

也許這根本就不是你的聲音。

Maybe they just dislike your personality.

也許他們只是不喜歡你的個性。

No one asked you cory.

沒有人問你Cory。

Well, I have good news for your grapefruit, both of you actually.

好吧，我有個好消息要告訴你的柚子，實際上你們兩個都是。

Yeah, yeah.

是的，是的。

Because whoever wins today's challenge gets the thing.

因為誰贏得了今天的挑戰，誰就能得到這個東西。

They want more than anything in the whole world.

他們想要的比整個世界上的任何東西都多。

A new, but yes, wait a time machine to go back and do it all differently.

一個新的，但是是的，等待一個時間機器，回到過去，以不同的方式做這一切。

Um well no, but we do have the device that will change your voice.

嗯，沒有，但我們確實有能改變你聲音的設備。

Oh snap.

哦，快了。

But remember, only one of you can win the loser's prize gets thrown into the incinerator.

但記住，你們中只有一個人能贏，輸家的獎品會被扔進焚燒爐。

I wanna pick first.

我想先選。

Okay, grapefruit.

好吧，葡萄柚。

Remember the rules, whatever is inside the bag you have to eat and if you don't eat it, you have to wear it.

記住規則，袋子裡的東西你都得吃，如果你不吃，你就得穿。

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

是的，是的，是的，我知道了。

Okay.

好的。

See I pick bag number one, No, wait to know, I mean three.

你看，我挑的是一號包，不，等著知道，我是說三號包。

Maybe.

也許。

I mean four.

我是說四個。

I may be the one who's missing the half of my brain that controls decisiveness, but this is ridiculous.

我可能是缺少控制果斷性的那一半大腦的人，但這太荒謬了。

Hey, this is a big deal for me.

嘿，這對我來說是個大問題。

Corey, I need my voice back.

科裡，我需要恢復我的聲音。

Okay.

好的。

And more importantly the ladies need oh my God, are you sweating grapefruit?

更重要的是女士們需要哦，我的上帝，你在為柚子出汗嗎？

Hey I'm not sweating.

嘿，我沒在出汗。

You're sweating.

你在流汗。

Your mom's sweating.

你媽媽在流汗。

Doubt it lost half of my brain that controls my sweat glands.

懷疑它失去了控制我汗腺的一半大腦。

Alright.

好吧。

I select bag number two, final answer finally, and inside is a cayenne pepper.

我選擇了二號袋，最後的答案是，裡面是一個辣椒。

He wou interesting situation coming up.

他有一個有趣的情況出現了。

How well do you handle spice grapefruit as evidenced by past challenge episodes.

從過去的挑戰事件中可以看出，你對香料葡萄柚的處理能力如何。

I'm gonna go with not well and for that reason I will be wearing the cayenne pepper.

我打算選擇不好，為此我將穿上辣椒的衣服。

Hey look at that easy peasy.

嘿，看，很簡單。

Like a cute little hat.

像一頂可愛的小帽子。

Okay, so I guess that just about I it's in my eyes, it's in my eyes away, watch out.

好的，所以我想這只是關於我它在我的眼睛裡，它在我的眼睛裡離開，小心。

I think it's about to get into your mouth burns like fire.

我想它即將進入你的嘴裡像火一樣燃燒。

I'm sorry grapefruit, but you've been disqualified from this round.

對不起，葡萄柚，你已經被取消了這一輪的資格。

What?

什麼？

Why?

為什麼？

The judges have ruled that you cannot and wear it.

法官已經裁定你不能和穿。

That's a good point.

這是一個很好的觀點。

It is called the Edith or wear it challenge.

它被稱為 "伊迪絲或穿上它的挑戰"。

I know what it's Oh God, what did it still have it on my head anyway, that's zero points for grapefruit.

我知道它是什麼哦，天哪，反正它還在我頭上，那是零分的柚子。

Let's move on to cory.

讓我們繼續關注科裡。

Alright, I'm picking bag number four because I hope it's something for me to eat.

好吧，我選第四個袋子，因為我希望它是給我吃的東西。

Sorry.

對不起。

Oh man, this is the worst.

哦，夥計，這是最糟糕的。

That was that bad.

那是那麼糟糕。

You don't have to eat it bro, You can wear it.

你不必吃它，兄弟，你可以穿它。

I know but I'm really hungry.

我知道，但我真的很餓。

Besides, half never fit me.

此外，一半永遠不適合我。

Right, wow, well I'm sorry.

對，哇，好吧，我很抱歉。

Round one was so difficult for you.

第一輪對你來說是如此困難。

Thanks man.

謝謝你，夥計。

I was being sarcastic.

我是在諷刺。

Oh well I lost half of my brain that registered sarcasm.

哦，好吧，我失去了我的一半的大腦，記錄諷刺。

So moving on I pick bag number three.

是以，我繼續挑選三號包。

No cancel that.

不取消這個。

I pick one.

我選了一個。

I mean 33 final answer.

我是說33個最終答案。

You sure?

你確定？

Absolutely not.

絕對不是。

And I'm selecting bag number one and it's sulfuric acid.

我選擇的是一號袋，是硫酸。

Whoa.

哇哦。

That's a bad choice at least.

這至少是一個糟糕的選擇。

I think though sulfuric acid knowledge was definitely in that other half of my brain.

我想，雖然硫酸的知識肯定在我的另一半大腦中。

Yes it's a bad choice.

是的，這是個糟糕的選擇。

I mean what am I supposed to do over here?

我的意思是我在這裡應該做什麼？

I can't put it in my mouth and I can put in my skin bag.

我不能把它放進嘴裡，我可以放進我的皮包。

Number three had a really stylish scarf inside.

三號的裡面有一條非常時尚的圍巾。

How come he got all the clothes?

他怎麼會得到所有的衣服呢？

Probably because I'm the unluckiest person ever.

可能是因為我是最倒黴的人。

Have I mentioned how hungry I am.

我有沒有提到我有多餓。

Well it seems grapefruit has forfeited round two as well.

看來西柚也放棄了第二輪。

That means cory.

這意味著科裡。

Yes.

是的。

Yes it's but time bro, come on, you can't just go around yelling.

是的，這是但是時間，兄弟，來吧，你不能只是到處嚷嚷。

It's but time I agree with grapefruit also.

現在是時候了，我也同意葡萄柚的說法。

It's not.

不是的。

But time it's incinerator time.

但現在是焚燒爐時間。

No wow.

沒有哇。

Doctor bananas have been working on that for years.

香蕉醫生多年來一直致力於此。

Black grapefruit.

黑葡萄柚。

You get him that time.

那次你得到了他。

Corey, Are you eating your new but I feel like everybody's severely underestimating just how hungry I am bro.

科裡，你在吃你的新東西嗎？但我覺得大家都嚴重低估了我的飢餓程度，兄弟。

You can't just go around eating but watch me bro.

你不能只顧著吃，而是要看著我，兄弟。