I've been gone a while because of work, but I'm finally back.

我因為工作原因離開了一段時間，但我終於回來了。

Glad you came around and I'm not just saying that because I'm around.

很高興你來了，我這麼說並不只是因為我在身邊。

Okay, so here's what you missed while you were away, grapefruit has a new voice.

好了，這是你離開時錯過的東西，葡萄柚有了新的聲音。

Hey, marshmallows.

嘿，棉花糖。

Gender is still a mystery pair.

性別仍然是一對謎。

Still boring little apple.

仍然是無聊的小蘋果。

Still I L L I T E R A T E if I knew what that said, I'd probably be so mad right now.

如果我知道這句話是什麼意思，我現在可能會很生氣。

And as for me, I'm trying to explode things less often.

而對我來說，我正在努力減少爆炸的次數。

But so far I'm struck out, it's time Orange.

但到目前為止，我已經被淘汰了，現在是橙色的時間。

There's a Karen in your kitchen demanding a refund and wanting to speak to your manager.

有一個卡倫在你的廚房裡要求退款，並想和你的經理說話。

I'll have you know that I've been leaving comments on ask Orange episodes for years.

我會讓你知道，我在問橙的劇集上留下評論已經很多年了。

You hear me years and you haven't used my comments once.

你聽了我這麼多年，卻一次都沒有用過我的評論。

I demand to speak to whoever's in charge.

我要求與負責任的人說話。

Um, Well, the channel is named after me.

嗯，嗯，這個頻道是以我的名字命名的。

Sal well, surely there's someone above you.

薩爾好，肯定有一個人在你上面。

There's someone above me.

我上面有個人。

But I don't think you want to meet him.

但我認為你並不想見他。

You certainly do.

你當然會這樣做。

I have a list of demands, but no buts but shut up and let me speak to whoever's above you.

我有一個要求清單，但沒有但是，而是閉嘴，讓我跟你上面的人說話。

Okay.

好的。

He'll be right down.

他馬上就會下來。

I should hope so.

我應該希望如此。

Never in my life about being so not again.

在我的生活中，從來沒有關於被這樣的不是了。

Hey Orange, can we get a sponsor of today's video like a game?

嘿，奧蘭治，我們能像遊戲一樣贊助今天的視頻嗎？

Thanks to the sponsor of today's episode munch.

感謝今天這期節目的贊助商munch。

Yeah, it's an actual game but punches the world's only first person pooper.

是的，這是一個實際的遊戲，但卻打出了世界上唯一的第一人稱便當。

No, buts about it.

沒有，但是，關於它。

This game is really addictive.

這個遊戲真的很讓人上癮。

Use the coupon code below to get 40% off and don't forget to lift but scribe and spike that notification bell, but nation was really didn't.

使用下面的優惠券代碼可以獲得40%的折扣，不要忘了抬起但是劃線和秒殺那個通知鈴聲，但是國家是真的沒有。

What's up?

怎麼了？

Get old a decade ago.

十年前變老。

Can we have something different?

我們可以有不同的東西嗎？

Maybe you're right.

也許你是對的。

Maybe we do need a new running gag.

也許我們確實需要一個新的插曲。

Maybe was up has lost its.

也許是在失去了它。

What's up with that?

那是什麼情況？

Yeah.

是的。

What is up with that?

這到底是怎麼回事？

Stop it.

停止吧。

Okay.

好的。

Sheesh.

嘖嘖。

What a killjoy.

真是個掃興的傢伙。

Hey Orange, What do you call a can opener that can't open?

嘿，橙子，你怎麼稱呼一個打不開的開罐器？

Well, I don't know what a can't opener.

好吧，我不知道什麼是不能開瓶器。

No offense can opener.

沒有進攻性的開罐器。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh, I'm sorry.

哦，我很抱歉。

I didn't see you there.

我沒有看到你在那裡。

Can opener.

開罐器。

It's fine.

這很好。

I don't care.

我不在意。

Besides now I got a new career as a paperweight.

此外，現在我有了一個新的職業，就是做鎮紙。

Wait, Oh, come on.

等等，哦，來吧。

Wait till my mother in law finds out about this.

等到我的岳母發現這一點。

She's gonna have an absolute heyday.

她會有一個絕對的全盛時期。

Hey Orange, What's a sheep's favorite sport?

嘿，橙色，羊最喜歡的運動是什麼？

Well, I don't know what basketball that was she or a genius.

嗯，我不知道那是什麼籃球，她還是個天才。

Orange, can you be a cheerleader?

橙子，你能做個拉拉隊嗎？

Give me a T.

給我一個T。

Give me an N.

給我一個N。

Give me a T.

給我一個T。

T.

T.

What does that spell?

這拼的是什麼？

I honestly have no idea what does a cow say when it watches ask Orange.

老實說，我不知道牛在觀看問橙時說了什麼。

I don't know what surprise airbag.

我不知道什麼是驚喜氣囊。

Hey pear.

嘿，梨子。

Oh wow a question directed at me.

哦，哇，一個針對我的問題。

Well, this is a nice change of pace.

嗯，這是一個不錯的變化。

Surprise.

驚喜。

I see where this is going.

我知道這是怎麼回事了。

Air.

空氣。

This is honestly so childish heads.

老實說，這是很幼稚的頭。

Huh?

嗯？

Oh wow.

哦，哇。

That's actually nice.

這其實很好。

I figured this was headed in a different direction, but I'm glad I was surprised.

我想這是朝著不同的方向發展的，但我很高興我感到驚訝。

Airbag annoying.

安全氣囊很煩人。

Orange.

橙色。

Do you have a dog?

你有一隻狗嗎？

Not yet, but getting a dog in the future is a real pause ability.

還沒有，但將來養狗是一個真正的暫停能力。

Orange is the by sector of the Herp, Herp of the defibrillators, photosynthesis for the mustache is creamy clause shell.

橙色是由部門的Herp，Herp的defibrillators，光合作用的鬍子是奶油色的條款殼。

Finally somebody gets it.

終於有人明白了。

Say hi avery, hi avery, you are my favorite Youtuber.

打招呼，打招呼，你是我最喜歡的Youtuber。

Wait, did you say favorite or flavor it?

等等，你說的是最喜歡的還是調味的？

Because one of those is awesome and the other is, hey Orange, I got a gift for you.

因為其中一個是令人敬畏的，另一個是，嘿，橙子，我有個禮物給你。

Really?

真的嗎？

What is it?

它是什麼？

The Kozuka, which is a kazoo bazooka.

小冢，是一種卡祖卡的火箭炮。

Hope you enjoy.

希望你喜歡。

This is incredible.

這真是不可思議。

Why?

為什麼？

Why would you do this guys?

你們為什麼要這樣做呢？

I suggest you run now, man, this Kozuka is music to my non existent ears.

我建議你現在就跑，夥計，這個科茲卡是我不存在的耳朵裡的音樂。

Dare I say, it's a blast.

我敢說，這是個爆炸性的事件。

I'm not cleaning this up.

我不是在清理這個。