Has the episode started yet?

這期節目開始了嗎？

Thank goodness I woke up late and didn't get a chance to read the call sheet.

謝天謝地，我醒得很晚，沒有機會看徵兵表。

Huh?

嗯？

Playground.

遊樂場。

Okay.

好的。

Seems like this will be a fun episode if you say so.

如果你這麼說，似乎這將是一個有趣的情節。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Okay so fill me in.

好吧，那麼請你告訴我。

What's the challenge?

挑戰是什麼？

Um Check it out.

嗯，看看吧。

This track suits a lot like the ones from squid ready to die boy, four minutes remaining.

這條軌道適合很像魷魚準備死的孩子的那些，還剩四分鐘。

Hey, will someone take the needle away from this moron before I lose an eye?

嘿，在我失去一隻眼睛之前，誰能把針從這個白痴那裡拿開？

Marshy.

Marshy。

You haven't seen squid game, Does that count?

你沒有見過魷魚遊戲，這算嗎？

You're so obviously gonna lose, get it over with and just crack me now.

你很明顯要輸了，趕緊結束，現在就把我打碎。

Speaking of cracking, get a load of pair.

說到開裂，就會有一對。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my god.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Just relax.

只要放鬆就好。

Yeah, easy for you to say.

是的，你說得很容易。

You got a triangle umbrellas are the hardest ones dude.

你有一個三角形的傘是最難的，夥計。

You know this isn't the actual squid game, right?

你知道這不是真正的魷魚遊戲，對嗎？

This is just a fun youtube challenge.

這只是一個有趣的YouTube挑戰。

It's not like they're gonna kill us or anything if we crack our cookie.

如果我們的餅乾裂開了，他們又不會殺了我們或什麼。

How can you be so sure because I cracked mine like 30 seconds ago so did my tomato buddies over there and just look around.

你怎麼能這麼肯定，因為我30秒前就把我的裂縫弄破了，所以我的番茄夥伴們也在那裡，隨便看看。

Nothing bad has happened to any of me and those tomatoes barely even got a chance to catch up three minutes remaining.

我沒有任何壞事發生，那些西紅柿甚至幾乎沒有機會趕上剩餘的三分鐘。

I'm finished Me three Fun Challenge.

我已經完成了《我的三個趣味挑戰》。

I give it one star.

我給它一顆星。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh my God, we gotta help him.

哦，我的上帝，我們得幫助他。

What the guy did in squid game?

這傢伙在魷魚遊戲中做了什麼？

He licked the back of the cookie and to solve the umbrella out that way.

他舔了舔餅乾的背面，並以這種方式解決了雨傘。

Hey, you're right.

嘿，你是對的。

I'd completely forgotten about that.

我已經完全忘記了這一點。

Thanks for the tip.

謝謝你的提示。

I'll do that right now.

我現在就去做。

Hold your horses.

穩住你的馬。

Nobody's looking my butt.

沒有人在看我的屁股。

Okay, I didn't sign up for that, would you prefer he jacked the superheated?

好吧，我沒有報名參加，你希望他把過熱的東西頂掉嗎？

Okay, you can like my but actually this is surprisingly enjoyable house.

好吧，你可以喜歡我的，但實際上這是令人驚訝的愉快的房子。

Yeah, I changed my mind.

是的，我改變了主意。

Hey, you with the fire hot needle stick that in me real quick.

嘿，你用火熱的針頭把它插在我身上，快點。

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

哦，是的，就是這個東西。

Hey can I get a new cookie?

嘿，我可以得到一個新的餅乾嗎？

Thank you one minute remaining.

謝謝你，還剩1分鐘。

That's a risky move.

這是個冒險的舉動。

Don't you think you're almost out of time?

你不覺得你快沒時間了嗎？

I know.

我知道。

Just let me focus.

只要讓我集中精力。

Okay seriously a needle please.

好吧，請認真地打一針。

They might work on those other half big wannabes, but not me pal.

它們可能對其他那些半大的崇拜者起作用，但對我沒有作用，夥計。

Oh no pairs.

哦，不對。

Newton has one tough cookie inside and I will not be licked, got it.

牛頓的內心有一塊堅硬的餅乾，我不會被舔的，明白了。

Even try to lick me and you'll be the one who gets to lick it.

甚至試著舔我，你就會成為那個被舔的人。

You understand?

你明白嗎？

Oh my gosh, I'm screwed.

哦，我的天哪，我完蛋了。

I'll say getting handed this cookie was crummy luck.

我要說的是，得到這塊餅乾是糟糕的運氣。

Yo what that orange just say about me.

喲，剛才那個橘子是怎麼說我的。

Well I'm just saying your attitude could definitely be better.

好吧，我只是說你的態度肯定可以更好。

Hey, you shut up cookies.

嘿，你閉嘴的餅乾。

Got a chip on his shoulder.

在他的肩膀上有一個籌碼。

Stop being so annoying.

別再這麼煩人了。

Yeah.

是的。

Orange.

橙色。

I only have like 20 seconds left to finish.

我只剩下大約20秒的時間來完成。

I can beat you to a pulp.

我可以把你打成肉醬。

Orange.

橙色。

I was in the army.

我當時在軍隊裡。

Whoa.

哇哦。

A cookie.

一塊餅乾。

Who was in the army?

誰在軍隊裡？

Were you in the sheet?

你在床單裡嗎？

Ah Dude, were you in operation dessert storm?

啊，老兄，你是在操作甜點風暴嗎？

I am not gonna sit here and take this from you.

我不會坐在這裡，從你那裡得到這個。

Oh really?

哦，真的嗎？

What they're gonna do about it?

他們打算怎麼做？

I will show you what?

我將給你看什麼？

Right now Orange, We don't have time for that.

現在橙子，我們沒有時間了。

Go ahead Punk bake my day.

來吧，把我的日子給烤了。

That's it.

就這樣了。

So what?

那又怎樣？

Wait a minute.

等一下。

Look my cookie pulled it out of here without leaving that single crack.

看，我的餅乾把它從這裡拉出來了，沒有留下那一條裂縫。

I'm safe.

我很安全。

Orange, how can I ever thank you?

橙色，我怎麼能感謝你呢？

I can't talk.

我不能說話。

I'm too busy kicking this cookies but you're not kicking my butt.

我忙著踢這個餅乾，但你沒有踢我的屁股。

You don't even have legs bro.

你甚至沒有腿，兄弟。

Whoops.

嗚呼。

Did I say kicking?

我說過踢球嗎？

I meant licking.

我是說舔。

Yeah.

是的。

Hey stop that.

嘿，別這樣。

Talk so well gang.

談得很好的團伙。

What do you say?

你怎麼說？

We get out of here?

我們要離開這裡嗎？

I'd love to but I'm running a little behind hide.

我很想去，但我有點跑不動了。

Hey, so you guys go ahead?

嘿，那麼你們先走吧？

I'm gonna bring up the rear.

我在後面帶路。

Hey dude, would you quit it with the butt jokes already.

嘿，夥計，你能不能別再講那些無聊的笑話了。

I think this guy's about to crack.

我覺得這傢伙快要崩潰了。

What are you saying about but jokes, huh?

你在說什麼，但笑話，嗯？

Who's joking?

誰在開玩笑？

You're about to crack dude, huh?

你快要崩潰了，是吧？

No no no no no no I'm still gonna beat you up after this.

不，不，不，不，不，在這之後我還是會揍你的。

Oh not again.

哦，又來了。

Oh that was crazy.

哦，這太瘋狂了。

Okay.

好的。

Orange just say your joke about his death so he can get out of here.

橙色只是說你對他的死亡的笑話，這樣他就可以離開這裡了。

Hmm squid games.

嗯，魷魚遊戲。

More like squish games.

更像是壓扁的遊戲。

Am I right?

我說的對嗎？

Not your best work?

不是你最好的作品？

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Let me try again.

讓我再試一次。

Looks like tough cookie flat out lost.

看上去堅韌的餅乾平白無故地輸了。

Today's challenge.

今天的挑戰。

Maybe he was a son of a batch, and I do not miss him.

也許他是一個批次的兒子，我不想念他。

Yes, that'll do it.

是的，這就可以了。

Alright.

好吧。

Just toss up the end card already.

只要把結束卡扔了就行。