Here with B to the O.

這裡有B到O。

And we're bringing you the baby Orange challenge.

我們將為您帶來橙色寶寶的挑戰。

Baby Orange Put that TNT out this infant.

橘子寶寶把這個嬰兒的TNT放出來。

Yeah.

是的。

Okay fine.

好吧，好吧。

You can light it later.

你可以以後再點。

Okay, what can I say when he gives me those eyes?

好吧，當他給我那雙眼睛時，我還能說什麼呢？

I can't defuse him.

我無法化解他。

All right contestants as you know, Baby Orange would be a handful for someone with hands.

好了，選手們，如你們所知，橙寶寶對有手的人來說是個棘手的問題。

So are the two of you ready to determine who's the ultimate childcare competitor?

那麼，你們兩個人準備好確定誰是最終的育兒競爭者了嗎？

Yeah, but I got a question, how is this gonna work exactly like the two of us and one of him?

是的，但我有個問題，這怎麼能完全像我們兩個人和他一個人那樣工作呢？

It'll work.

會成功的。

Thanks to the cloning fire.

多虧了克隆火。

Check it out.

看看吧。

And this is my personal nightmare.

而這是我個人的惡夢。

So where'd you get that clone?

那麼，你從哪裡得到那個克隆人？

A fire?

火災？

Oh dr bananas whipped it up for me.

哦，香蕉博士為我打的。

Really dr bananas.

真正的大香蕉。

You know, anything else more important to be working on right now.

你知道，現在還有什麼更重要的工作要做。

Perhaps something I specifically requested like months ago.

也許是我幾個月前特別要求的東西。

Wait, it's been like a year now, relax grapefruit.

等等，現在好像有一年了，放鬆柚子。

You wouldn't want to strain your voice.

你不會想讓你的聲音變得緊張。

That's my point.

這就是我的觀點。

It isn't my voice because dr bananas changed it.

這不是我的聲音，因為香蕉博士改變了它。

Why?

為什麼？

Because he makes shoddy inventions.

因為他做出了低劣的發明。

Why?

為什麼？

Because he's a quote unquote doctor.

因為他是一個引文不詳的醫生。

The way a chiropractor is a doctor.

脊椎按摩師是醫生的方式。

Why?

為什麼？

Oh, this is actually a really good place to mention the rules of round one.

哦，這其實是一個非常好的地方，可以提到第一輪的規則。

Both of you have to converse with baby Orange for as long as you can without losing your temper.

你們兩個人都必須在不發脾氣的情況下儘可能長時間地與橙寶寶交流。

Whoever keeps cool the longest wins the round again.

誰保持冷靜的時間最長，誰就能再次贏得這個回合。

Hey baby Orange, I like your diaper because it would fit you too.

嘿，橙寶寶，我喜歡你的尿布，因為它也適合你。

What?

什麼？

Oh sorry little apple.

哦，對不起，小蘋果。

That outburst just cost you round one.

那次爆發使你失去了第一回合。

When the heck did baby Orange get a vocabulary?

奧蘭治寶寶什麼時候有了詞彙量？

Huh?

嗯？

Since he started raiding jealous?

自從他開始突襲妒忌？

Right?

對嗎？

Maybe.

也許。

Maybe not, but you definitely are losing.

也許不是，但你肯定是在輸。

How does it feel to be in the lead for once?

有一次處於領先地位的感覺如何？

Grapefruit feels like a baby jumping repeating in my skull orange with that in mind.

柚子的感覺就像一個嬰兒在我的頭骨中跳躍重複，橙子也是如此。

Let's hop along around two.

讓我們在兩點左右跳下去。

Who can change baby oranges?

誰能給嬰兒換橙子？

Diaper the fastest.

尿布的速度最快。

Come on.

來吧。

That is so gross.

這真是太噁心了。

Does he really need his diaper changed?

他真的需要換尿布嗎？

Well he had thanks for lunch so oh crap.

好吧，他在午餐時表示了感謝，所以哦，糟糕。

The size of that bulge.

那隆起的大小。

Oh crap is right, that's enough.

哦，廢話是對的，這就夠了。

Diaper talk 123 go baby orange.

尿布談話123去嬰兒橙色。

He sure is a lot easier to catch with a loaded diaper, slowing him down.

他帶著裝好的尿布肯定更容易抓住，讓他慢下來。

Oh the stage, it's in my throat.

哦，這個舞臺，它在我的喉嚨裡。

It's in my eyes, it burns.

它在我的眼睛裡，它在燃燒。

How about you little apple, Is it in your eyes?

你這個小蘋果怎麼樣，它在你的眼睛裡嗎？

The stench is um lingering just above my head.

惡臭在我頭頂上徘徊。

What?

什麼？

No, fair finished congratulations little apple.

不，公平地完成了對小蘋果的祝賀。

You made short work of that diaper change whatever can we just do round three already?

你在換尿布方面做得很好，無論如何，我們能不能已經進行第三輪？

We're actually all tied up which means I'm actually in a position to win a challenge episode for once in my life.

我們實際上都被綁住了，這意味著我實際上有條件贏得挑戰集，這是我一生中的一次。

You got it grape e.

你得到了它的葡萄E。

I will not allow the nickname.

我不允許使用這個綽號。

Grady to stick.

格雷迪要堅持。

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Gray P.

Gray P.

Why not?

為什麼不呢？

Gray P.

Gray P.

Stop saying it saying.

不要再說了，說。

What Gravy?

什麼肉汁？

Yes.

是的。

Gravy.

肉汁。

Words of power.

權力的話語。

You two should be more little apple and annoying.

你們兩個應該更小蘋果，更煩人。

Orange.

橙色。

Gray P makes a good point.

格雷-普說得很有道理。

You know, we could also shorten the name grapefruit down to groot.

你知道，我們也可以把葡萄柚這個名字縮短為GROOT。

Ooh, I like that.

哦，我喜歡這樣。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

Groot grape is fine.

格魯特葡萄很好。

Oh great.

哦，太好了。

Now you got the kids in the word awesome.

現在，你讓孩子們知道了這個詞的厲害。

Why?

為什麼？

And finally we have come to round three.

最後，我們來到了第三輪。

Both contestants will have to babysit.

兩位參賽者都要當保姆。

Whoever manages to not get locked in the cupboard by baby Orange wins.

誰能設法不被奧蘭治寶寶鎖在櫃子裡，誰就贏了。

Sounds easy enough spoken like someone who's never babysat this nightmare of a child before.

聽起來很容易，就像一個從未照看過這個噩夢般的孩子的人所說的。

What the where'd they get those keys from?

他們從哪裡得到這些鑰匙的呢？

Begin now I'm locked in the cupboard over here.

現在我被鎖在這邊的櫃子裡。

Wait, so one good point Orange.

等等，所以有一個很好的觀點，橙色。

Which one of us got locked in the cupboard first?

我們中的哪一個先被鎖在櫃子裡？

I have no idea because I'm locked in a cupboard way.

我不知道，因為我被鎖在櫃子裡的方式。

Sound one baby is laughing is bad enough, let alone two because it's like helium satan and surround sound over here.

聲音一個嬰兒在笑已經很糟糕了，更何況是兩個，因為這裡就像氦氣撒旦和環繞聲。

Orange send it back into one baby.

橙子把它送回一個嬰兒。

Come on please do you have the Kelowna fire with you in the cupboard?

來吧，請問你在櫥櫃裡有基洛納的火嗎？

Please tell me the Kelowna fire isn't on the counter where baby Orange has access to it.

請告訴我基洛納的火災沒有放在櫃檯上，因為小橙子可以接觸到它。

Yeah.

是的。

Orange.

橙色。

Oh stop, stop Anything but the laughing Great.

哦，停，停 任何東西都可以，但笑聲大。

I take it back.

我把它收回。