Fruit lovers?

愛吃水果的人？

All right.

好的。

All right, I'm gonna answer your questions now.

好了，我現在要回答你的問題。

Everybody calm up.

大家都冷靜下來。

If you make fun of someone, it means you love passion.

如果你取笑某人，這意味著你愛上了激情。

Hey Orange, we're back from the store.

嘿，橙色，我們從商店回來了。

I just bought this pair of shorts.

我剛剛買了這條短褲。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

And I got a deal on these buns at the bakery path off Thursdays are the worst.

我在麵包店買了這些包子，星期四的路是最糟糕的。

I cannot wait for tomorrow.

我不能等待明天的到來。

Orange.

橙色。

Are you alright dude?

你還好嗎，夥計？

Hey check it out.

嘿，看看吧。

Everyone.

每個人都是如此。

I just bought this subterranean drill capable of boring through the ground.

我剛剛買了這種能夠鑽透地面的地下鑽頭。

Maybe we should step back a little.

也許我們應該退一步。

It's time for ask Orange.

現在是問橙的時候了。

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

雞蛋為什麼不講笑話？

I don't know why they crack each other up.

我不知道為什麼他們會互相拆臺。

I heard that.

我聽說了。

Sorry.

對不起。

Are you offended?

你被冒犯了嗎？

Even worse?

更糟糕的是？

I thought it was hilarious.

我認為這很搞笑。

Hey Orange play the famous game of dodge rock.

嘿，橙子玩著名的躲避石頭的遊戲。

The fruit gang will love it.

水果團伙會喜歡它。

I don't know you guys dodge rock seems kind of hard.

我不知道你們躲避岩石似乎有點困難。

Every time the video gets likes pears face shrinks.

每當視頻得到喜歡，梨子的臉就會縮小。

What in the fruit is this?

這到底是什麼水果？

No Nice mouth.

沒有漂亮的嘴。

It's bite size.

它是一口大小。

Oh man!

哦，天哪!

I've been saving up so many of these.

我一直在積攢這麼多這樣的東西。

What does an owl say when answering the door.

貓頭鷹在應門時說什麼。

I'll know.

我就知道。

What does an owl say?

貓頭鷹說什麼？

Who's there?

誰在那裡？

Ello, ello, ello, ello, ello ello.

埃洛，埃洛，埃洛，埃洛，埃洛埃洛。

To.

敬請關注。

Yeah, I feel like there should stop having stuff dropped on him pair deserves a break for once.

是的，我覺得應該停止讓東西掉在他身上，這對人應該休息一次。

I couldn't agree more pair does deserve a break.

我完全同意，這對夫婦確實應該休息一下。

Thanks, but why did you say it like that?

謝謝，但你為什麼這樣說呢？

Can you make a rap about how small little apple is.

你能不能說唱一下小蘋果是多麼的小。

Yo in honor of my buddy.

喲，為了紀念我的兄弟。

Who's a real sport.

誰是真正的運動。

I'll keep this rap short.

我將保持這個說唱的簡短。

Um just a reminder Orange.

呃......只是提醒一下，橙子。

You made fun.

你做得很有趣。

A little apple.

一個小蘋果。

So if I extrapolate that, that basically means that you're in love with passion.

是以，如果我推斷一下，這基本上意味著你愛上了激情。

So can you let pair read a book in peace?

那麼，你能讓對安靜地讀一本書嗎？

Just asking.

只是問問。

Of course I can let pair read in peace is finally wait, why did you say pieces instead of?

當然，我可以讓對安安靜靜地讀書，是終於等到了，為什麼你說的是碎片而不是？

What's the worst thing that's ever happened to pair meeting orange?

發生在對會橘子身上的最糟糕的事情是什麼？

Hey pair I gave you a pillow so you can relax.

嘿對我給了你一個枕頭，所以你可以放鬆。

Oh no you don't.

哦，不，你沒有。

This ain't my first ask orange.

這並不是我第一次問橙子。

I see what you're doing.

我知道你在做什麼了。

I also made you some tea.

我還為你做了一些茶。

Not gonna work pal the pillow, the scalding hot liquid.

枕頭不能用了，滾燙的液體。

It's gonna be a surprise airbag and I'm gonna get second degree burns all over my body.

這將是一個意外的安全氣囊，我將會得到全身二度燒傷。

Go ahead, mysterious voice over person.

繼續吧，神祕的配音人員。

Dude show the rest of the comment.

老兄把剩下的評論展示出來。

Also Pear and orange.

還有梨和橘子。

If you're reading this, I love you guys, I've been watching since I was six years old.

如果你正在讀這篇文章，我愛你們，我從六歲起就一直在看。

I really love your videos.

我真的很喜歡你的視頻。

Oh um that was actually really nice.

哦，嗯，這實際上是非常好的。

Probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

可能是任何人對我說過的最美好的話。

You sure there isn't more to that comment voice over dude guy, nope that's it.

你確定那個評論中沒有更多的花花公子的聲音，不，就是這樣。

Oh man.

哦，夥計。

Maybe I haven't been giving the fans enough credit hey pair I bought you a hat.

也許我一直沒有給球迷足夠的信任，嘿嘿，對我給你買了一頂帽子。

Oh wow Yeah this is super nice, it's even a hard hat.

哦，哇，是的，這是超級好的，它甚至是一頂硬帽子。

This is perfect for protecting me from falling objects and but look out there's a surprise airbag inside.

這對保護我不被墜落的物體傷害是完美的，但要注意裡面有一個驚喜的氣囊。

Oh come on.

哦，來吧。

Pierre has a shield around him throughout the entire video and has laser vision.

皮埃爾在整個視頻中都有一個盾牌圍繞著他，並且有脈衝光視力。

Finally yes, there's nothing you can do to me now.

最後是的，你現在沒有什麼可以對我做的。

I um hey, where's my shield?

我嗯嘿，我的盾牌呢？

Sorry pair.

對不起，一對。

Read it and weep.

閱讀它並哭泣。

They said Pierre is the one with the shield and laser vision.

他們說皮埃爾是那個有盾牌和脈衝光視力的人。

Not you, Pierre, who the heck is Pierre?

不是你，是皮埃爾，皮埃爾到底是誰？

I am pl let me just say your accent is so sexy and you look really handsome.

我是pl，我只想說你的口音很性感，你看起來真的很帥氣。

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

如果我是你，我就不會這麼做。

Alas, I should not have looked at her.

唉，我不應該看她。

You're the man orange.

你是橙色的男人。

Hey thanks.

嘿，謝謝。

Wait, hey orange, have you considered combining all your TNT into a mega TNT Orange?

等等，嘿，橙子，你有沒有考慮把你所有的TNT組合成一個超大的TNT橙？

What's the matter with him?

他是怎麼了？

I think he just got an idea so incredible.

我想他只是得到了一個想法，如此不可思議。

His mind is overheating.

他的頭腦正在過熱。

Um Should we step back a little definitely guys, you're not gonna believe this.

嗯，我們應該退後一點，夥計們，你們不會相信這個。