Welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest moments in horror, comedy movies, real bad.

歡迎來到watch mojo，今天我們將盤點我們選出的恐怖片、喜劇片、真正的壞事中最有趣的10個時刻。

I'm going to do anything to get your business.

為了得到你的生意，我將不惜一切代價。

I'll possess myself for this list will be looking at the most hilarious scenes from films within the horror comedy genre that made us laugh and scream on repeat.

我將擁有自己，因為這份名單將關注恐怖喜劇類型電影中最搞笑的場景，這些場景讓我們在重複中笑和尖叫。

Which of these spots left you smiling through the scares.

在這些景點中，哪一個讓你在驚恐中微笑著。

Let us know what your favorite funny fright moment is in the comments below number 10, Ash versus evil, Ashe Army of Darkness.

讓我們知道你最喜歡的搞笑驚嚇時刻是什麼，請在下面的評論中說出10號，艾希對邪惡，阿什黑暗軍。

Sam Raimi continued his shift from horror to hilarity in his third Evil Dead installment starring Bruce Campbell, our hero, Ash Williams finds himself in the Middle Ages leading an unprepared village against an army of dead ites, but before any war with anyone else, he fights a familiar foe.

在布魯斯-坎貝爾（Bruce Campbell）主演的第三部《惡靈降臨》中，山姆-雷米（Sam Raimi）繼續從恐怖轉向搞笑。我們的主角艾希-威廉姆斯（Ash Williams）發現自己身處中世紀，帶領一個毫無準備的村莊對抗一支死亡的軍隊，但在與其他人發生任何戰爭之前，他與一個熟悉的敵人戰鬥。

His reflections from a broken mirror first disperse into tiny terrorizing versions of himself.

他從一面破碎的鏡子中的倒影首先分散成微小的恐怖版本的自己。

He hilariously attempts to destroy them one by one until one jumps into his mouth.

他滑稽地試圖逐一摧毀它們，直到有一個跳進他的嘴裡。

However many Ash isn't drowned by our hero drinking boiling water.

然而許多灰燼並沒有因為我們的英雄喝了開水而被淹死。

Instead, the ash seedling is accidentally watered into an evil mirrored appendage of himself.

相反，白蠟樹苗意外地被澆灌成自己的邪惡鏡像附屬物。

They then fight to the surreal, hilarious death.

然後他們戰鬥到超現實的、搞笑的死亡。

I ain't that good.

我沒有那麼好。

Number nine, aholic and CJ, scary movie three and scary movie four.

九號，Aholic和CJ，可怕的電影三和可怕的電影四。

The scary movie franchise was never quite known for being a fear fest.

恐怖電影系列從來都是以恐懼狂歡著稱。

Each installment is a collection of parodies based on both classic movies and films popular at the time of various genres like horror, scary movie three was no exception with its funny, gross and nonstop raunchy references, That's why I'm aholic and CJ's serious arguments on semantics are hilariously out of place.

每一期都是基於經典電影和當時流行的各種類型的電影的模仿集，如恐怖片，恐怖片三也不例外，它有滑稽、噁心和不停的淫穢引用，這就是為什麼我是個熱心人，而CJ關於語義的嚴肅爭論是搞笑的，不合適。

And this morning he woke up dead.

而今天早上，他醒來時已經死了。

How the hell you wake up dead because you're alive?

你怎麼會因為自己活著而醒過來的？

When you go to sleep, you telling me that you can go to bed and wake up, you can't go to bed dead man.

當你睡覺的時候，你告訴我，你可以去睡覺，醒來的時候，你不能去睡覺的死人。

That would be redundant in one instead of trying to find out more about a deadly video, CJ begins to question Mahal IX turn of phrase and another, they have a debate about mice and rats that borders on the philosophical for mice, mice, I thought she had rats, no rats outside inside.

這將是多餘的，在一個而不是試圖找出更多關於一個致命的視頻，CJ開始質疑馬哈爾九轉的短語和另一個，他們有一個關於老鼠和老鼠的辯論，接近哲學的老鼠，老鼠，我想她有老鼠，沒有老鼠的外面裡面。

But what if a mouse goes outside, Does it become a rat?

但是，如果一隻老鼠到外面去，它是否會變成一隻老鼠呢？

And if a rat is in the house isn't a mouse, I ain't never seen no mouse outside.

如果房子裡有老鼠，那就不是老鼠，我在外面從來沒有見過老鼠。

That's because it's a rat fool.

那是因為它是一個老鼠傻瓜。

The running gag even appears in scary movie four.

這個插曲甚至出現在可怕的電影四中。

She turned up missing.

她變成了失蹤者。

What?

什麼？

Back up, how the hell do you turn up missing because nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there number eight meeting Peter what we do in the shadows before Taika Waititi took marvel by storm.

退一步講，你到底是怎麼變成失蹤的，因為沒有人知道你在哪裡，當他們意識到你不在那裡的時候，第八次會議彼得我們在泰卡-懷蒂蒂掀起風暴之前在陰影中做什麼。

He gave us what we do in the shadows, a mock you mentally following vampires in various stages of undead from newly turned to decrepit Peter is 8000 years old and serves both as the house's eldest and as the film straight man vamp.

他給了我們在陰影中做的事情，一個模擬你在精神上追隨吸血鬼的不同階段的不死之身，從新變成衰弱的彼得已經8000歲了，既是房子的長者，又是電影中的直男吸血鬼。

We guess he is responsible for one roommates turn and even worse, he's apparently a messy roommate via ago's attempt to resolve this conflict by inviting Peter to a flat meeting is interrupted by the vampire hissing at him from a stone coffin and v ago can't leave soon enough.

我們猜測他要對一個室友的轉變負責，更糟糕的是，他顯然是一個亂七八糟的室友，通過前試圖通過邀請彼得到組織、部門開會來解決這一衝突，但被吸血鬼從石棺中對他發出的嘶嘶聲打斷了，而且v前不能很快離開。

Okay, Peter is a combination of every scary vampire stereotype rolled into one and what likely chill dracula himself the comedy brings comes from the out of place terror he evokes in a film that's filled with so many funny moments because I know that you turned me into a vampire.

好吧，彼得是每一個可怕的吸血鬼刻板印象的組合，而什麼可能的寒冰德古拉本人帶來的喜劇來自於他在這部充滿了許多有趣時刻的電影中喚起的不合時宜的恐怖，因為我知道，你把我變成了一個吸血鬼。

Maybe don't do that to him.

也許不要對他這樣做。

He's a vegetarian.

他是一個素食主義者。

Last thing he'd want to do is eat live being or blood or eat meat.

他最不願意做的事情就是吃活人或血或吃肉。

Number seven college kids catastrophe, Tucker and dale versus evil tucker and dale just bought their dream vacation home and go off to make renovations on the cabin in the woods.

第七號大學生災難，塔克和戴爾對決邪惡塔克和戴爾剛買了他們夢想中的度假屋，就去對林中小屋進行裝修。

We have had a doozy of a day when the weekend's tone shifts from drunken celebration to horrified confusion, after a group of college students begin to gruesomely decorate the new property despite almost finding love at first sight with Allison, when he meets her dale is thrust into having to save her from her own friends who have completely misunderstood the situation.

我們經歷了一個杜撰的日子，當週末的基調從醉酒的慶祝轉變為驚恐的困惑，在一群大學生開始慘烈地裝飾新房產之後，儘管幾乎對艾莉森一見鍾情，但當他遇到她時，戴爾被推到不得不從她自己的朋友那裡拯救她，這些朋友完全誤解了情況。

They believe the crass tucker and dale are kidnappers slash murderers, much to the confusion of the friendly titular characters.

他們相信粗魯的塔克和戴爾是綁架者和殺人犯，這讓友好的名義人物感到非常困惑。

Meanwhile, tucker and dale are well intentioned at best, but largely ill equipped at worst.

同時，塔克和戴爾在最好的情況下也是用心良苦，但在最壞的情況下基本上是裝備不良。

Neither side understands why such horrible things are happening, but the audience who was watching and laughing along certainly does.

雙方都不明白為什麼會發生如此可怕的事情，但在一旁觀看和笑的觀眾當然明白。

She can maybe explain the whole thing if if if if I hadn't have knocked her unconscious with a shovel on accident, on accident.

她也許可以解釋整個事情，如果如果我沒有意外地用鏟子把她打昏，意外地。

Number six record throwing Shaun of the Dead.

六號記錄扔掉了《死神的肖恩》。

You can't talk about horror comedies without mentioning Shaun of the Dead.

談到恐怖喜劇，就不能不提到《死神肖恩》。

Sean begins this week with the break up a dead end job, a strained relationship with his stepfather and a relentless flatmate somehow through the zombie apocalypse, his problems are solved though now some of these are limited.

肖恩在本週開始時，打破了一份無前途的工作，與繼父的關係緊張，還有一個無情的室友，通過殭屍啟示錄，他的問題得到了解決，儘管現在有些問題是有限的。

He misses the start of the apocalypse through a drunken night and even further thanks to a hangover, his first encounter is a girl in the Garden as described by Ed, mary, the undead trespasser is inevitably joined by other zombies, so Shaun and Ed must use on hand items as weapons to defend themselves.

他通過一個醉酒的夜晚錯過了世界末日的開始，更由於宿醉，他第一次遇到的是愛德描述的花園裡的一個女孩，瑪麗，這個不死的闖入者不可避免地被其他殭屍加入，所以肖恩和愛德必須用手邊的物品作為武器來保護自己。

Purple Rain, definitely not the batman, they creatively and ineffectively choose Shawn's vinyls cheekily choosing which ones are worthy for destruction.

紫雨，絕對不是蝙蝠俠，他們創造性地、無效地選擇肖恩的黑膠唱片，厚顏無恥地選擇哪些值得銷燬。

Spoiler records are terrible at taking out zombies Number five, putting on the ritz Young Frankenstein when it comes to comedy, horror, Young Frankenstein is a classic.

擾流板記錄在幹掉殭屍方面是很糟糕的 第五號，把禮節性的年輕弗蘭肯斯坦 當談到喜劇，恐怖，年輕弗蘭肯斯坦是一個經典。

The story follows Frederick Frankenstein, the grandson of the notorious dr victor Frye Einstein after he's bequeathed the family's Transylvanian estate, humorous liberties are taken in the film starting with dr fredericks distancing himself from the family name, every character is more wacky than the last.

故事講述了弗雷德裡克-弗萊克斯坦，臭名昭著的維克多-弗萊-愛因斯坦博士的孫子，在他被遺贈給家族的特蘭西瓦尼亞莊園後，影片從弗雷德裡克博士與家族的名字保持距離開始，進行了幽默的自由發揮，每個角色都比上一個角色更古怪。

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits most of all, the usually intimidating monster is filled with artistic tendencies.

如果你很憂鬱，不知道該去哪裡，為什麼不去時尚界坐得最多的地方，這個通常令人生畏的怪物充滿了藝術的傾向。

In an attempt to show this to the town, Frederick joins the creature and an elaborate musical number of putting on the ritz.

為了向鎮上的人展示這一點，弗雷德裡克加入了這個生物，並參加了一個精心製作的音樂節目，將其放在禮堂上。

What follows the scene still recognizable nearly 50 years after its 1970 for release, number four, the banana boat song possession Beetlejuice.

接下來的場景在其1970年為發佈後近50年仍可辨認，第四號，香蕉船的歌曲擁有Beetlejuice。

Beetlejuice features a quaint country home with occupants living deceased and everything in between Barbara and Adam parrish early when their car submerges into a body of water and subsequently find themselves or rather their souls stuck in a desert world with massive sand worms.

Beetlejuice的特點是一個古色古香的鄉村住宅，居住者已故，一切都在芭芭拉和亞當-帕裡什早期，當他們的汽車淹沒在水體中，隨後發現自己或者說他們的靈魂被困在一個有大量沙蟲的沙漠世界。

After the mainland's discover how to travel to a waiting room for souls, the deeds family arrives and the deceased are told they're bound to set home with the exception of their daughter Lydia.

在大陸的人發現如何前往靈魂的等候室後，死者的家人來到了這裡，死者被告知他們一定會被安排回家，但他們的女兒莉迪亞除外。

The deeds is proved to be extremely frustrating, so the mainland's approach Beetlejuice for help.

事實證明，這個事蹟是非常令人沮喪的，所以大陸的人向甲殼蟲求救。

His unorthodox methods may not be Condoned by their undead caseworker, but we can't complain, especially since they include possessing mortals to dance to an incredibly catchy tune, complete with the shrimp hand, face grab finale, number three, Bill Murray's death, zombie land what has two thumbs a hole in the chest and reminds us all these years later to not prank your friends during the zombie apocalypse that would be the accidental killing of Bill Murray in Zombieland, The zom com perfectly balances fun and fear sometimes with a literal zombie clown columbus, Tallahassee Wichita and her younger sister, little rock join us and decide to try surviving together.

他的非正統方法可能不被他們的亡靈辦案人員所寬恕，但我們不能抱怨，特別是由於他們包括擁有凡人的舞蹈，以一個令人難以置信的朗朗上口的曲調，完成了蝦手，臉抓住壓軸，第三號，比爾-莫里的死亡。殭屍地什麼有兩個大拇指在胸前的一個洞，並提醒我們所有這些年後不要在殭屍啟示錄中惡作劇你的朋友，這將是比爾-默裡在殭屍地的意外死亡，該zom com完美地平衡樂趣和恐懼有時與一個字面上的殭屍小丑哥倫布，塔拉哈西威奇塔和她的妹妹，小石頭加入我們，決定嘗試一起生存。

Part of their ridiculous shared journey other than not being eaten alive includes Tala passes seemingly unending and hilarious search for a Twinkie, but this entries focuses on when they make their way to Hollywood and treat themselves to a stay at the assumed deceased.

除了沒有被活活吃掉之外，他們荒唐的共同旅程的一部分包括塔拉通過似乎無休止的和搞笑的尋找Twinkie，但這個條目的重點是當他們來到好萊塢和對待自己在假定的死者的住宿。

Bill Murray's mansion.

比爾-默裡的豪宅。

Columbus then turns the assumption into a shocking reality.

然後哥倫布將這個假設變成了一個令人震驚的現實。

After Bill Murray pulls a poorly timed prank, No number two explaining the rules scream the scream franchise is self aware, much like the scary movie franchise, but sticks close to its horror roots.

在比爾-默里拉了一個時機不對的惡作劇後，第二號解釋規則的尖叫聲專營權是自我意識，很像恐怖電影專營權，但堅持接近其恐怖的根源。

She don't know the rules have an aneurysm.

她不知道規則有一個動脈瘤。

Why don't you, There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

你為什麼不呢？有一些規則是人們必須遵守的，以便成功地在恐怖電影中生存。

Sidney Prescott is the woman that each ghost face across the years wants to finish, but she somehow always manages to survive the film that started it all is not without comic relief though, and thrives on irony.

西德尼-普雷斯科特是多年來每個鬼臉都想結束的女人，但她不知何故總能在開始的這部電影中存活下來，不過也不是沒有喜劇效果，並在諷刺中茁壯成長。

A group surrounded by beer and popcorn while watching a horror flick is interrupted by Sydney's friend, randy meeks.

一群人在看恐怖片時被啤酒和爆米花包圍，被雪梨的朋友蘭迪-米克斯打斷了。

He becomes frustrated by his friends, apparent lack of understanding of how to survive a horror movie scenario.

他對他的朋友們感到沮喪，他們顯然不瞭解如何在恐怖電影的場景中生存。

In fact, his impromptu presentation is almost more humorous than when the rule breakers meet their predicted fates, almost never, ever, ever under any circumstances say I'll be right back before we unveil our topic.

事實上，他的即興演講幾乎比破壞規則者遇到預言的命運時更幽默，幾乎從來沒有，從來沒有，在任何情況下，在我們揭開話題之前說我馬上回來。

Here are a few honorable mentions, summer camp Revenge Adam's family values.

這裡有幾個榮譽稱號，夏令營報復亞當的家庭價值觀。

Nothing screams summer for the Adams family like burning the camp down.

對亞當斯一家來說，沒有什麼比燒燬營地更讓人感到夏天的到來。

I've decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

我決定剝掉你的頭皮，把你的村莊燒成灰燼。

The betting pool, the cabin in the woods adding insult to injury as if surviving wasn't hard enough.

賭注池、樹林中的小木屋讓人雪上加霜，好像生存還不夠艱難。

Yes, you did.

是的，你做到了。

Yes, you had zombies but this is zombie redneck torture family.

是的，你有殭屍，但這是殭屍鄉下人的酷刑家庭。

They're entirely separate species.

它們是完全獨立的物種。

Like the difference between elephant and elephant seals backstreets back, this is the end.

就像大象和海豹背街的區別一樣，這就是結局。

The boys are back in a more heavenly sense.

男孩們在更多的天意中回來了。

Bar gremlins, Gremlins, the similarities between drunks and toddlers extends to gremlins.

酒吧小精靈，小精靈，醉漢和幼兒之間的相似性延伸到小精靈。

I put a spell on you.

我給你下了一個咒語。

Hocus pocus were still spellbound all these years later.

這麼多年過去了，"胡鬧 "仍然令人神魂顛倒。

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在我們繼續之前，請務必訂閱我們的頻道並按鈴，以獲得我們最新的視頻通知。

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你可以選擇偶爾的視頻或所有的視頻都得到通知，如果你在手機上，確保你進入你的設置並打開通知。

Number one.

第一。

Mr stay puffed, comes to life.

先生呆呆地喘著氣，來了精神。

Ghostbusters, everyone knows who you're gonna call.

捉鬼敢死隊，大家都知道你要找誰。

So we're not going to ask Ghostbusters seamlessly combined horror and comedy with nearly every supernatural entity.

所以我們不打算問《捉鬼敢死隊》將恐怖和喜劇與幾乎所有的超自然實體無縫結合。

The crew of four faced from the grotesque and somehow Lovable.

這支由四人組成的團隊面臨著從怪誕到莫名其妙的可愛。

Slimer to the possession of dana.

史萊姆對達納的佔有。

We watched with glee and bated breath as goes er asked the paranormal investigators to choose their opponent with a simple thought, blank heads prevailed until Ghostbuster Ray accidentally imagined the stay puff marshmallow man.

我們高興地看著，屏住呼吸，去爾要求超自然現象調查員用一個簡單的想法來選擇他們的對手，空白的腦袋佔了上風，直到鬼剋星雷意外地想象出留蓬棉花糖人。

It's the stay puff marshmallow man.

這是留著泡芙的棉花糖人。

Instead of being tiny and adorable.

而不是小小的、可愛的。

However, the mascot towers over buildings and leaves destruction behind his every move.

然而，這個吉祥物聳立在建築物上，並在他的一舉一動背後留下破壞。

The Ghostbusters may initially be in disbelief, but ultimately make s'mores of the giant monster.

捉鬼敢死隊最初可能不相信，但最終還是把這個巨型怪物做成了s'mores。

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最後，你喜歡這個視頻嗎？

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