Or something a bit more manly, perhaps.

或者更有男人味的東西，也許。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Upturn might be good too.

Upturn可能也不錯。

Ah, the sanctity of my bathroom.

啊，我的浴室的神聖性。

The only place in the world where I can...

世界上唯一的地方，我可以...

let it all hang out.

讓所有的東西都掛出來。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

I had no idea you were such a success.

我不知道你是如此的成功。

That's right.

這就對了。

And I would be honored

我很榮幸

if you would allow me to come to your restaurant tonight.

如果你允許我今晚到你的餐館去。

T-T-T-Tonight?

T-T-T-Tonight?

Hey! Watch where you're swinging that!

嘿，注意你揮舞的地方！

SpongeBob, be careful with-

海綿寶寶，小心...

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Okay, I've had enough.

好了，我已經受夠了。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Oh, Squidward, ya gotta lighten up.

哦，章魚哥，你得放輕鬆點。

Squidward, help! Help!

章魚哥，救命！救命啊！

- Ow! Ow! Ow! - Help!

- 嗷!嗷!嗷！- 救命啊！

Squidward, you have to help me!

章魚哥，你一定要幫我！

There's a g-g- a ghost in my house!

我的房子裡有個......一個鬼魂!

SpongeBob, how many times do I have to tell you?

海綿寶寶，我得告訴你多少次？

I don't believe in ghosts and I never liked you.

我不相信有鬼，而且我從未喜歡過你。

Look, we forgot to switch the closed sign to open.

看，我們忘了把封閉的標誌換成開放的。

It's almost like we could've taken

這幾乎就像我們可以把

the whole day off.

整整一天的休息。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

I'm not picking my nose, SpongeBob.

我不是在摳鼻子，海綿寶寶。

I'm on the way to the hospital for a nose job.

我正在去醫院做鼻子整形的路上。

Plastic surgery.

整形手術。

I'm finally gonna get the nose I should have been born with.

我終於要得到我本該生來就有的鼻子了。

[gasping] But Squidward,

[喘氣] 但是章魚哥。

you're a beautiful flower, you don't need to change-

你是一朵美麗的花，你不需要改變 --

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[siren blaring]

[警報聲響起]

You can't dump your garbage here, sir.

你不能把你的垃圾扔在這裡，先生。

Oh, that's not garbage, that's my friend, Squidward.

哦，那不是垃圾，那是我的朋友，章魚哥。

We're here to check in.

我們是來報到的。

Oh, I can't quite reach it.

哦，我不能完全達到它。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

I can do it.

我可以做到。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Everything sure looks delicious.

一切看起來都很美味。

Oh, smoked sausage is my favorite.

哦，煙燻香腸是我的最愛。

[sniffing]

[聞]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

I thought I told that kid not to put

我想我告訴過那孩子不要把

the organic sea cucumber on top of a free range of anemones.

在自由的海葵上面的有機海参。

At least my flowers survived the trip.

至少我的花在這次旅行中倖存下來。

[sniffing]

[聞]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Fall in for inspection!

墮落的檢查!

Alright, you two...

好了，你們兩個...

hat and uniform seem to be in order.

帽子和制服似乎都很合適。

Mmm.

嗯。

Promise me you'll shave tonight and you pass.

答應我你今晚要刮鬍子，你就能通過。

Hoo-rah.

呼啦啦。

I can't look. I'm afraid to see.

我不能看。我害怕看到。

Please no.

請不要。

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

May I help you, young man?

我可以幫你嗎，年輕人？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

All right, I am gonna- I don't know what I'm gonna do!

好吧，我將--我不知道我將做什麼!

♪ She'll be coming Round the Krabby Patty ♪

她會來繞過蟹皇堡的

♪ When she comes ♪

當她來的時候

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

SpongeBob, you nincompoop, you broke my face!

海綿寶寶，你這個笨蛋，你把我的臉弄壞了！

Don't just stand there, help me!

不要只是站在那裡，幫幫我吧!

I need a doctor.

我需要一個醫生。

Um, okay, let me just memo- [screaming]

嗯，好吧，讓我回憶一下-- [尖叫聲]

Hey, I wasn't ready.

嘿，我還沒有準備好。

Would you mind waiting till I-

你能不能等我...

Hang on.

堅持住。

You're starting to look like your old self again.

你又開始像以前的自己了。

Nope, still too handsome.

不，還是太帥了。

It's still not working.

它仍然不工作。

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

也許我做得還不夠努力。

Hang on a second.

稍等一下。

Let me-

讓我...

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Squidward, you're even more handsome now.

章魚哥，你現在更英俊了。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

There. Now I'll have to stay here

在那裡。現在我不得不留在這裡了

and enjoy myself. [chuckles]

並享受自己。[笑聲]

I'm not even gonna think about you know who

我甚至不會去想你知道誰。

at the you know what doing I don't care.

在你知道做什麼的時候，我不關心。

[chuckles]

[笑聲]

Just gonna relax.

只是要放鬆。

Give me that.

把那個給我。

But you said you didn't want it.

但你說過你不想要它。

Fine. Why don't you two use it for your good deeds?

好吧。你們兩個為什麼不把它用來做善事？

That's a great idea, Squidward.

這是個好主意，章魚哥。

Yeah, I'll go first.

是的，我先走了。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

Ooh.

哦。

Quite an improvement, don't you think?

相當大的進步，你不覺得嗎？

Oh, yes, I agree completely.

哦，是的，我完全同意。

Come on, Patrick. Let's do some good deeding.

來吧，帕特里克。讓我們做一些好事。

Yay.

耶。

Hey, get back here and fix my nose!

嘿，回來幫我修理鼻子！

- Uh. - Uh.

- 呃。

SpongeBob. [panting]

海綿寶寶。[氣喘吁吁]

Hey! Look at what you did to me.

嘿！看看你對我做了什麼。

You better fix my nose or you'll hear from my lawyer.

你最好把我的鼻子修好，否則你會聽到我的律師的聲音。

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

Yeah, you'll be ugly again.

是的，你又會變得很醜陋。

Yes, I'm sure.

是的，我肯定。

Hmm. How to fix his nose?

嗯。如何修復他的鼻子？

Why don't you turn the bottle upside down,

你為什麼不把瓶子倒過來。

maybe it will shrink it.

也許它能縮小它。

Patrick, that's brilliant!

帕特里克，這很有道理

No, wait, don't.

不，等等，不要。

- [shrieking] - Didn't work.

- [尖叫聲] - 沒有用。

Eee.

Eee。

He's, uh, really going to pieces over this nose job.

他......真的要為這個隆鼻手術而崩潰了。

[cheering, laughing]

[歡呼聲，笑聲]

Oh. [chuckles] Thank you.

哦。[笑]謝謝你。

Let's try again, shall we?

讓我們再試一次，好嗎？

[whistling]

[口哨聲]

Order up.

秩序了。

[cheering, laughing]

[歡呼聲，笑聲]

Whoa! That shouldn't be in there.

哇!這不應該出現在那裡。

Ooh.

哦。

What?

什麼？

Oh.

哦。

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Nurse, Sponge.

護士，海綿。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Thank you, nurse.

謝謝你，護士。

I can't see! I can't see! I wanna see!

我看不見了！我看不見了！我想看！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

I still can't see.

我還是看不清。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

Ta-da!

Ta-da!

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

There we go. You can wake him up now, nurse.

我們走吧。你現在可以叫他起床了，護士。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

What happened?

發生了什麼事？

I finished your nose job, you silly goose.

我完成了你的隆鼻手術，你這隻愚蠢的鵝。

Take a look.

看一看。

SpongeBob, you idiot.

海綿寶寶，你這個白痴。

This isn't even close to what I wanted.

這甚至沒有達到我想要的效果。

Why didn't you say so? Oh, nurse.

你為什麼不說呢？哦，護士。

Wait. No, no, no, no. I want a different doctor. I-

等等。不，不，不，不。我想換一個醫生。I-

No.

沒有。

No.

沒有。

[trumpeting] No.

[喇叭聲] 不。

No. No. No. No!

不，不，不，不!

No! No! No!

不！不！不！

No-o-o.

不，不，不。

Stop. I don't want to change my nose anymore.

停止。我不想再改變我的鼻子了。

SpongeBob, I'll do anything, anything at-

海綿寶寶，我願意做任何事，任何事...

How's about the Squidward Classic?

章魚哥經典版怎麼樣？

Hey, not bad.

嘿，不賴嘛。

This looks even better than my old nose.

這看起來比我的舊鼻子還要好。

Well, I did have to use a few

嗯，我確實不得不使用一些

of your other body parts to resculpt it.

你的其他身體部位來重新塑形。