Um, Patrick,

嗯，帕特里克。

I think that really is a flying houseboat.

我認為那真的是一艘飛行船。

What is it, Patrick?

怎麼了，帕特里克？

It's probably just one of those fake haunted houses,

這可能只是那些假的鬼屋之一。

you know, for babies.

你知道，對於嬰兒來說。

I don't know, Patrick,

我不知道，帕特里克。

it's very scary-looking... and spooky.

它看起來非常可怕......而且很詭異。

It looks like fun, I'm going to check it out.

它看起來很有趣，我打算去看看。

Patrick, wait for me!

帕特里克，等著我！

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hey, SpongeBob, can you give me a boost?

嘿，海綿寶寶，你能給我打打氣嗎？

Um.

嗯。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

A little to the left.

向左一點。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

A little help?

有什麼幫助嗎？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hurry up, lazy-bones!

快點，懶骨頭！

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Wow. Look at this place! It's so cheesy!

哇哦。看看這個地方！它是如此的俗氣!

Check out this lame doorknob.

看看這個蹩腳的門把手吧。

[shrieking]

[尖叫聲]

[chuckles nervously]

[緊張地笑著]

Let's check out inside.

我們來看看裡面的情況。

I don't know, Patrick.

我不知道，帕特里克。

Oh, come on, don't be such a baby.

哦，來吧，別這麼孩子氣。

Wow, so lame.

哇，太蹩腳了。

[thundering]

[雷鳴般的響聲]

Nice attention to detail, though.

不過，對細節的關注不錯。

Huh. So not scary.

嗯。所以不嚇人。

Hey, this is a nice picture.

嘿，這是張好照片。

[Screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Did you say something, SpongeBob?

你說什麼了嗎，海綿寶寶？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hey, SpongeBob, check this out!

嘿，海綿寶寶，看看這個！

Okay, I'll be right there.

好的，我馬上來。

Even the spiders are fake!

連蜘蛛都是假的!

I wish something would... pop out of a closet!

我希望有東西能......從壁櫥裡蹦出來！"。

Like a big, hairy hand!

就像一隻毛茸茸的大手!

That would be scary!

那會很嚇人的!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

But this place is too low budget for that!

但這個地方的預算太低了，不適合。

[screaming, shivering]

[尖叫聲，顫抖聲]

Would be cool, though, wouldn't it?

不過，這將會很酷，不是嗎？

Yeah, that'd be [gulps] neato.

是的，那將是[咕嚕咕嚕]的整潔。

[organ playing]

[風琴演奏]

Patrick, where is that music coming from?

帕特里克，那音樂是從哪裡來的？

I think it's coming from that guy.

我想這是來自於那個人。

[organ playing, thundering]

[風琴演奏，雷鳴般的聲音]

Who dares trespass upon me haunted houseboat?

誰敢闖入我的鬼屋船？

[thundering]

[雷鳴般的響聲]

We do!

我們願意!

Aye. And what manner of beastie might you two be?

是的。你們兩個可能是什麼形式的野獸呢？

Look at the attention to detail in his mouth.

看看他嘴裡對細節的關注。

It's all... rotten and slimy.

這一切......都是腐爛和粘稠的。

His bad breath is incredible!

他的口臭是不可思議的!

His hair is very authentic, too. It's dirty.

他的頭髮也很真實。它很髒。

[sniffing] Eww. It reeks,

[聞] 惡。有股臭味。

and check out the workmanship on the jaw mechanism.

並查看鉗口機構的做工。

Remarkable-build quality!

顯著的建築品質!

Obviously a puppet or a robot!

顯然是一個木偶或一個機器人!

Oh, we must be in one of those fancy pizza parlors,

哦，我們一定是在那些花哨的比薩店之一。

with those singing animated robots!

與那些唱歌的動畫機器人!

Robots? Puppets? Pizza parlors?! Arr!!

機器人？木偶？披薩店？阿！！！

Sing us a song, robot!

給我們唱首歌吧，機器人！

What? Sing for ye?

什麼？為你們唱歌？

Oh, whoops! [chuckles]

哦，哎呀![笑聲]

You're right. I almost forgot.

你是對的。我差點忘了。

You're coin-operated, aren't you?

你是投幣的，對嗎？

[coughing]

[咳嗽聲]

So you want me to sing ye a shanty, eh?

所以你想讓我給你唱一首棚歌，嗯？

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

嗯哼！嗯哼！

Don't put yourself out for us!

不要為了我們而犧牲自己!

And you do not think I'm a real ghost, do ye?

你不認為我是一個真正的鬼，是嗎？

- Nope! - I do, Mr. dead pirate, sir!

- 我願意，死掉的海盜先生，先生!

Oh, oh, oh, I'll sing ye a song, all right!

哦，哦，哦，我給你們唱首歌吧，好嗎？

A song so terrifying,

一首如此可怕的歌。

you'll have to believe I'm a ghost!

你必須相信我是個鬼魂!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

This show is going to be so awesome.

這個節目將是如此令人敬畏。

[laughs nervously] Yeah, awesome.

[緊張地笑]是的，真棒。

Hit it, fingers!

打它，手指！

♪ Yo-ho-ho, yo-hoooooooooooo! ♪

喲嗬嗬，喲嗬嗬！ 喲嗬嗬！ 喲嗬嗬！ 喲嗬嗬。

[whispering] They're good!

[竊竊私語]他們是好樣的!

♪ Oh, we're the ghouls Of the briny deep ♪

哦，我們是滷水深處的食屍鬼

♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪

在波浪之下，我們喜歡匍匐前進

♪ Creeping in coffins With spider webs ♪

匍匐在棺材裡的蜘蛛網?

♪ As ghostly pillows Beneath our heads ♪

作為幽靈般的枕頭 在我們的頭下

♪ Oh, we're the ghouls Of the briny deep ♪

哦，我們是滷水深處的食屍鬼

♪ Under the waves We like to creep ♪

在波浪之下，我們喜歡匍匐前進

♪ We wear black shrouds That look quite neat ♪

我們戴著黑色的罩子，看起來很整潔

♪ but we don't own shoes 'Cause we have no feet ♪

但我們沒有鞋，因為我們沒有腳

♪ Ha-ha-ha ♪

? 哈-哈-哈 ?

♪ We like to haunt And frighten and scare ♪

我們喜歡鬧騰 嚇唬和驚嚇

♪ 'Til you jump right out Of your underwear ♪

直到你跳出你的內褲的權利

♪ We like to eat eyes And brains ♪

我們喜歡吃眼睛和大腦

♪ And drink our grog From rusty drains ♪

♪ 從生鏽的排水溝喝下我們的格羅格酒 ♪

♪ We don't keep animals Like cutesy snails ♪

我們不養動物，比如可愛的蝸牛

Gary!

加里!

♪ Our favorite pet's The cat-o-nine-tails! ♪

我們最喜歡的寵物是 "九尾貓"!♪

Meow.

喵喵。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Do you believe we're real ghosts now?

你相信我們現在是真的鬼嗎？

Where's my pizza?

我的披薩在哪裡？

What kind of pizza joint are you running anyhow?

你到底在經營什麼樣的披薩店？